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(The Smoking Gun)   Meet the madam who pimped out Olympian-turned-hooker Suzy Favor Hamilton   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Haley Heston, University of Nevada, Las Vegas, electronic records, architecture firm, small office, MGM Grand, TSG  
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25564 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jan 2013 at 4:03 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-04 12:50:34 PM  
7 votes:
Prostitution should be legalized.
2013-01-04 01:24:28 PM  
4 votes:
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That's a man, baby.
2013-01-04 12:51:42 PM  
3 votes:
I have more Olympians she should call.

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2013-01-04 07:30:06 PM  
2 votes:
This should be an equal opportunities thread ....

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2013-01-04 05:45:00 PM  
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2013-01-04 04:31:27 PM  
2 votes:

TrainingWheelsNeeded: maybe the sexiest thing in women athletics.

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2013-01-04 09:59:54 PM  
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if_i_really_have_to: Fame is a dirty, expensive business filled with damaged people. Particularly for the women, they probably had to sleep with a lot of men they didn't want to in order to get/stay famous in the first place (sadly), it's hardly a big change of lifestyle to get your pay cheque from the john instead of through a studio.

"To get where I am I've had to kiss a lot of ass -- on the mouth." Barbara Walters (supposedly)

I read a scholarly work on the anthropology of prostitution. In the introduction the authors began with the fact that prostitution cannot be defined exactly. Generally, a whore is one who submits to sex in exchange for gain, but no one would regard everyone who profits from sex to be a whores. What distinguishes a whore is lack of discrimination, but this exists on a continuum. Consider these women:

One who farks her husband because it keeps him generous.
One who farks her boyfriends because it keeps them generous.
One who farks only generous boyfriends.
One who seeks out generous boyfriends to fark.
One whose prime criterion for a farkable boyfriend is his generosity.
One whose sole criterion for a farkable boyfriend is his generosity.
One who will fark a generous man even in the absence of real friendship -- i.e. her "boyfriends" are in no sense "friends".
One who will fark a generous man, provided he is generous with liquid assets, e.g. currency, gold.
One who implies that she will fark a man, provided he is generous with liquid assets.
One who states plainly that she will fark a man, provided he is generous with liquid assets.

Now, obviously the ladies toward the bottom of that list would be regarded as whores uncontroversially. Similarly, we'd all agree that the ladies toward the top are not. But where do we draw the line? There's little agreement on that, and a wide gray area of behavior. This is a problem that can't be neglected, because people have a strong interest in in being just above the red line, thus maximizing gain while avoiding the sanction of being classed as a prostitute (which is what our Olympian tried to do). In the U.S. the law, as usually enforced, is drawn above the last example on that list, and this is why so many people keep their behavior just above it. Indeed, resorting to something like that last example is often an act of desperation, thus ironically the unfortunate get kicked while they're down and reviled as whores by society and the law while the fortunate "escorts" and Cannes yacht girls prosper.
2013-01-04 08:10:53 PM  
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uttertosh: Linkster: Selling is legal, farking is legal, why isn't selling farking legal?

Christianity. That's why. Yes, really. Go look it up.

Selling farking is illegal in some non-Christian jurisdictions and legal in some Christian jurisdictions.

I'm all for legalized hooking, but Carlin's argument is stupid and good for laughs only. Don't forget that dude was a comedian -- though you have an excuse for forgetting it because he forgot he was a comedian toward the end. For laughs, try applying it to other things:

"Selling is legal. Babies are legal. Why isn't selling babies legal?"
2013-01-04 06:15:46 PM  
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2013-01-04 06:14:17 PM  
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Darya, Klishina, pole vault, Russia

/I have a sudden "rising interest" in women's pole vault
2013-01-04 06:11:19 PM  
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Melanie Adams, pole vault, Australia
2013-01-04 06:09:32 PM  
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2013-01-04 06:08:56 PM  
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2013-01-04 06:07:40 PM  
1 vote:
I'm moving on to Winter now

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2013-01-04 05:55:19 PM  
1 vote:

TrainingWheelsNeeded: aside from that obnoxious music it was funny to hear her say she was surprised when her video hit 60,000, "that could fill a stadium", she said. Hate to break it to her but I was probably good for about 25,000 of those emissions...I mean, views.


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Surprised myyour ass.
2013-01-04 05:52:57 PM  
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D_Evans45: HotWingConspiracy: I kind of like that no matter how goodie-two-shoes and successful a woman may be, it's fair to speculate that she's a whore on the side.

That's because everything we do is considered whorish to guys like you. I enjoy sex, therefore, I am a whore. She can be a virgin bride, once she puts a dick in her mouth she is acting like a whore.

Conversely if a guy sleeps around, he is a player or a pimp. It isnt totally fair here.

/Personally, I like being called a whore, in the right context...

Uhh well, you see, this woman was an actual whore. Not in a figurative sense. Like, she was paid for sex.

I wouldn't call you a whore for enjoying sex. I might speculate that you get paid for it though.
2013-01-04 05:47:14 PM  
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2013-01-04 05:45:48 PM  
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2013-01-04 05:39:50 PM  
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2013-01-04 05:39:15 PM  
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Spit or Swallow...

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2013-01-04 05:37:40 PM  
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2013-01-04 05:20:41 PM  
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/mmm Shannon
2013-01-04 05:14:24 PM  
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boinkingbill: Man sex is so farking free.

Man sex is free, but I want to fark a chick athlete.
2013-01-04 05:14:06 PM  
1 vote:
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No one?
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2013-01-04 04:50:10 PM  
1 vote:
Spit or Swallow...

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2013-01-04 04:45:38 PM  
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2013-01-04 04:40:28 PM  
1 vote:
I call dibs on Alenka Bikar.
2013-01-04 04:36:14 PM  
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2013-01-04 04:30:02 PM  
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Just give me six months at the gym first so she doesn't snap me in half.

So Quantum Apostrophe, Fark's biggest StudMan69, is attracted to women who look like little boys.

All those posts over all these years... It all makes sense now.
2013-01-04 04:28:30 PM  
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Just give me six months at the gym first so she doesn't snap me in half.
2013-01-04 04:16:56 PM  
1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: She didn't get to go to the Olympics, I'm thinking discount!

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2013-01-04 04:15:51 PM  
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That little shimmy she does gets my motor running.
2013-01-04 04:13:27 PM  
1 vote:
Ah, why y'all hating on Suzy Favor Hamilton? She went pro in something other than sports.
2013-01-04 04:12:42 PM  
1 vote:

boinkingbill: Geez, only a sorry sucker would paid for sex with Hamilton or the madam. They are both average at best. 600 dollars? Man sex is so farking free.

You don't pay to have sex with them, you pay so that they leave.
2013-01-04 04:11:22 PM  
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2013-01-04 04:09:24 PM  
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2013-01-04 03:36:01 PM  
1 vote:

Three Crooked Squirrels: That's a man, baby.

Seriously!  Her mugshot makes her look better than the glamor shot
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2013-01-04 02:01:13 PM  
1 vote:
I was honestly expecting a photo of Phil Knight.
2013-01-04 01:45:46 PM  
1 vote:

Mangoose: Prostitution should be legalized.

This.  Canada has it right.  Legalize and regulate.  The escorts get tested monthly for STDs, they run a legitimate business and pay taxes.
2013-01-04 01:16:23 PM  
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Those would keep me busy for a couple of weeks...
2013-01-04 01:15:34 PM  
1 vote:
She didn't get to go to the Olympics, I'm thinking discount!

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2013-01-04 01:13:40 PM  
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2013-01-04 01:12:54 PM  
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2013-01-04 01:12:19 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if she offer a frequent buyer card?

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2013-01-04 01:11:22 PM  
1 vote:
we could double up

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2013-01-04 01:10:43 PM  
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2013-01-04 01:10:06 PM  
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or maybe

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2013-01-04 01:09:30 PM  
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2013-01-04 12:54:13 PM  
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The Stealth Hippopotamus: I have more Olympians she should call.

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does it have to be Olympians? Maybe she could give Allison Stokke a call...
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