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(The Smoking Gun)   Meet the madam who pimped out Olympian-turned-hooker Suzy Favor Hamilton   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2013-01-04 05:33:40 PM  
I kind of like that no matter how goodie-two-shoes and successful a woman may be, it's fair to speculate that she's a whore on the side.
 
2013-01-04 05:37:40 PM  
resources2.news.com.auceoworld.biz
 
2013-01-04 05:39:15 PM  

Brick-House:

Spit or Swallow...

[weknowmemes.com image 454x374]


i.imgur.com

Swallow
 
2013-01-04 05:39:50 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-04 05:42:09 PM  
I don't think anything beats the "high class" hooker profession when it comes to effortless money, apart from politics.
There's even those rumored ultra-high end celebrity groups for the 1% (and saudi princes)
 
2013-01-04 05:44:18 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I kind of like that no matter how goodie-two-shoes and successful a woman may be, it's fair to speculate that she's a whore on the side.



That's because everything we do is considered whorish to guys like you. I enjoy sex, therefore, I am a whore. She can be a virgin bride, once she puts a dick in her mouth she is acting like a whore.

Conversely if a guy sleeps around, he is a player or a pimp. It isnt totally fair here.

/Personally, I like being called a whore, in the right context...
 
2013-01-04 05:44:53 PM  
oh MF, best thread in long time
 
2013-01-04 05:45:00 PM  
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2013-01-04 05:45:33 PM  

eas81: No Such Agency: dugitman:
Oldie goldie.

You and I are both old for even knowing who she is. Stop bogarting the Metamucil, dang it!

[distant-fantasies.net image 362x480]

/Move over boys


Not to get all Studman69 here, but not so sure about that one
 
2013-01-04 05:45:48 PM  
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2013-01-04 05:47:14 PM  
Rifle
www.usashooting.org
Shotgun
www.usashooting.org
Rifle
www.usashooting.org

...etc.
 
2013-01-04 05:50:16 PM  
Selling is legal, farking is legal, why isn't selling farking legal?
 
2013-01-04 05:52:57 PM  

D_Evans45: HotWingConspiracy: I kind of like that no matter how goodie-two-shoes and successful a woman may be, it's fair to speculate that she's a whore on the side.


That's because everything we do is considered whorish to guys like you. I enjoy sex, therefore, I am a whore. She can be a virgin bride, once she puts a dick in her mouth she is acting like a whore.

Conversely if a guy sleeps around, he is a player or a pimp. It isnt totally fair here.

/Personally, I like being called a whore, in the right context...


Uhh well, you see, this woman was an actual whore. Not in a figurative sense. Like, she was paid for sex.

I wouldn't call you a whore for enjoying sex. I might speculate that you get paid for it though.
 
2013-01-04 05:55:19 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: aside from that obnoxious music it was funny to hear her say she was surprised when her video hit 60,000, "that could fill a stadium", she said. Hate to break it to her but I was probably good for about 25,000 of those emissions...I mean, views.


Surprised?

www.michellejenneke.org

Surprised myyour ass.
 
2013-01-04 05:56:13 PM  
Where's javelin girl?
 
2013-01-04 05:57:23 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: Where's javelin girl?


Scroll up a bunch of posts.
 
2013-01-04 05:59:12 PM  
baronvonzipper: Rifle

Shotgun

Rifle


skeet
 
2013-01-04 06:01:55 PM  
 
2013-01-04 06:03:44 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [www.michellejenneke.org image 720x960]


Wait WTF did I just post. Is she really eating that?
 
2013-01-04 06:07:03 PM  
cdn.stripersonline.com

/ so sorry
 
2013-01-04 06:07:40 PM  

I'm moving on to Winter now



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2013-01-04 06:08:56 PM  
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2013-01-04 06:09:32 PM  
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2013-01-04 06:11:19 PM  
www.averagejoesblog.com

Melanie Adams, pole vault, Australia
 
2013-01-04 06:13:35 PM  
What do you call it again when you put something in a book to mark where you left off?
 
2013-01-04 06:14:17 PM  
sportsfascination.com

Darya, Klishina, pole vault, Russia

/I have a sudden "rising interest" in women's pole vault
 
2013-01-04 06:15:46 PM  
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2013-01-04 06:17:15 PM  
This is not--screw it. This IS a bookmark.

phrawgh: [i.qkme.me image 407x405]


Every time I see that, I get a nearly-uncontrollable urge to punch my monitor. I think a lot of it has to do with his face.
 
2013-01-04 06:20:55 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img854.imageshack.us image 580x303]


Frozen cooch?

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 06:31:30 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 06:34:06 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: [i.cdn.turner.com image 375x384]

That's a man, baby.


That! That! Lady looks like a dude ya!
 
2013-01-04 06:37:42 PM  

Banned on the Run: Michelle Jenneke. In the rain.

Me. In my bunk.


O M G, didn't even make it to bunk
 
2013-01-04 06:41:41 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: I don't think anything beats the "high class" hooker profession when it comes to effortless money, apart from politics.
There's even those rumored ultra-high end celebrity groups for the 1% (and saudi princes)


There may be, but if I were a woman, I wouldn't do them. Those skin-flints don't like to pay (that's why they're up in the 1%) and if you biatch and moan too much, they get someone to cap your ass. I don't want to spend the end of my life lying in some wadi in some suburb of Saudi-borough.
 
2013-01-04 07:13:03 PM  
Fappy Fappy Joy Joy!!

upload.wikimedia.org

/love this thread
 
2013-01-04 07:30:06 PM  
This should be an equal opportunities thread ....

blog.gessato.com
 
2013-01-04 07:30:58 PM  
It's America, so butts allowed but no foobies, I hope ;)

/ European mores run the other direction
 
2013-01-04 07:45:48 PM  

ParaHandy: This should be an equal opportunities thread ....

[blog.gessato.com image 827x1100]


I'm sorry, but that's just strange. Of course, if this is a new Cylon prototype . . .
 
2013-01-04 07:46:43 PM  

ParaHandy: It's America, so butts allowed but no foobies, I hope ;)

/ European mores run the other direction


It's Fark, so I'm pretty sure a timeout is on its way
 
2013-01-04 07:50:47 PM  
Is this a bookmark? Yes, yes it is.

/bookmarked
 
2013-01-04 07:57:06 PM  

Linkster: Selling is legal, farking is legal, why isn't selling farking legal?


Christianity. That's why. Yes, really. Go look it up.
 
2013-01-04 08:10:53 PM  

uttertosh: Linkster: Selling is legal, farking is legal, why isn't selling farking legal?

Christianity. That's why. Yes, really. Go look it up.


Selling farking is illegal in some non-Christian jurisdictions and legal in some Christian jurisdictions.

I'm all for legalized hooking, but Carlin's argument is stupid and good for laughs only. Don't forget that dude was a comedian -- though you have an excuse for forgetting it because he forgot he was a comedian toward the end. For laughs, try applying it to other things:

"Selling is legal. Babies are legal. Why isn't selling babies legal?"
 
2013-01-04 08:17:50 PM  

Baelz: People are going to fark.
People are also going to fark for reasons other than reproduction
People are also going to fark, and pay for the woman to go away

There is nothing you, the church you waste your time with, or the government can do about any of it.

What's next the War on Paid per fark Vaginas?

Seriously, what about the women I've taken out of dates, paid for their food, entertainment and evening that I slept with and never saw again? Oh, they're whores alright, but can't put any of that down an 1090 form.


Let's see...
1) Issues with sex
2) Issues with religion - mad at something he doesn't believe in
3) Issues with the government
4) Issues - LOTS of them, too - with women.

Yup. I bet your get more ass than a toilet seat with your emotional and mental health problems.
Keep us posted.
 
2013-01-04 08:20:08 PM  
Meh, a lot of famous women whore themselves out. I do mean literally, not figuratively. Once you have an expensive image to keep up but your fame and asking price fades a bit, there are still plenty of millionaires who will pay you a lot of money to be your "boyfriend" for a week, a month, a year. I'm not even talking the ones who were prostitutes before they were famous (Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe, Nancy Reagan...).

There's a lot of famous women since way back who spent time as Cannes "yacht girls" for instance which just means old rich guys paid them to hang around in a bikini and have sex (Tara Reid being a recent example, Grace Kelly being an old example).

Fame is a dirty, expensive business filled with damaged people. Particularly for the women, they probably had to sleep with a lot of men they didn't want to in order to get/stay famous in the first place (sadly), it's hardly a big change of lifestyle to get your pay cheque from the john instead of through a studio.

/If you have something someone will pay you for, go for it, I say
 
2013-01-04 08:21:12 PM  

here to help: Good gawd. Leave them alone for chrissakes.

Consenting adults, b*tches!

And why do I not recall TSG being such a sensationalistic, stalkerish cesspool? It used to mostly be weird crimes and exposing actual dirtbags who were causing legitimate harm to society.


What do you consider worse:
TSG outing Susie Favor Hamilton
OR
That newspaper in NY state outing ALL the legal gun owners in three towns?

Take your time, we'll wait.
 
2013-01-04 08:30:09 PM  

ShannonKW: uttertosh: Linkster: Selling is legal, farking is legal, why isn't selling farking legal?

Christianity. That's why. Yes, really. Go look it up.

Selling farking is illegal in some non-Christian jurisdictions and legal in some Christian jurisdictions.

I'm all for legalized hooking, but Carlin's argument is stupid and good for laughs only. Don't forget that dude was a comedian -- though you have an excuse for forgetting it because he forgot he was a comedian toward the end. For laughs, try applying it to other things:

"Selling is legal. Babies are legal. Why isn't selling babies legal?"


Smartest comment I've read on Fark for awhile, not only regarding the thread but about Carlin, too.

At his second to last time here the reviewer wrote that basically he was an old man yelling at clouds and the audience barely laughed. Carlin just became madder and madder at the crowd and apparently cut his set short because of the lack of worship.
 
2013-01-04 08:39:38 PM  

ParaHandy: This should be an equal opportunities thread ....

[blog.gessato.com image 827x1100]


I was like... Oh, hey!

Then I was like... Oh. Hey!
 
2013-01-04 08:42:54 PM  

ShannonKW: Selling farking is illegal in some non-Christian jurisdictions and legal in some Christian jurisdictions.


Go a bit further back in time than 'just recently'. Yep, Christianity. Go.
 
2013-01-04 08:54:54 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: [i.cdn.turner.com image 375x384]

That's a man, baby.


Dance?
 
2013-01-04 08:55:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

Yelena Isinbayeva, pole vault, Russia

/ I'm sensing a trend here.
 
2013-01-04 09:01:19 PM  
img.over-blog-kiwi.com
Gunhild Larking
1950s Olympic high jumper
 
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