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(The Smoking Gun)   Meet the madam who pimped out Olympian-turned-hooker Suzy Favor Hamilton   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 178
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2013-01-04 12:50:34 PM  
Prostitution should be legalized.
 
2013-01-04 12:51:42 PM  
I have more Olympians she should call.

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2013-01-04 12:54:13 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I have more Olympians she should call.

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does it have to be Olympians? Maybe she could give Allison Stokke a call...
 
2013-01-04 01:09:30 PM  
or
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2013-01-04 01:10:06 PM  
or maybe

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2013-01-04 01:10:43 PM  
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2013-01-04 01:11:22 PM  
we could double up

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2013-01-04 01:12:19 PM  
I wonder if she offer a frequent buyer card?

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2013-01-04 01:12:54 PM  
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2013-01-04 01:13:40 PM  
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2013-01-04 01:15:34 PM  
She didn't get to go to the Olympics, I'm thinking discount!

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2013-01-04 01:16:23 PM  
img41.imageshack.us


Those would keep me busy for a couple of weeks...
 
2013-01-04 01:24:28 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

That's a man, baby.
 
2013-01-04 01:43:42 PM  
thread's got potential...
 
2013-01-04 01:45:46 PM  

Mangoose: Prostitution should be legalized.


This.  Canada has it right.  Legalize and regulate.  The escorts get tested monthly for STDs, they run a legitimate business and pay taxes.
 
2013-01-04 02:01:13 PM  
I was honestly expecting a photo of Phil Knight.
 
2013-01-04 02:18:28 PM  
I wonder if any of her johns used a starter pistol.

"On your mark!  Get set!  *BANG* Suck it!"
 
2013-01-04 02:51:58 PM  

Diogenes: I wonder if any of her johns used a starter pistol.

"On your mark!  Get set!  *BANG* Suck it!"


just look deep into her eyes and say "this will be a timed event"
 
2013-01-04 03:08:08 PM  
m.popstar.com

Oldie goldie. Witt loved to get nekkid back in the 80s and 90s. Some fantastic pics NSFW can be found if one were to look.
 
2013-01-04 03:11:38 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: I wonder if any of her johns used a starter pistol.

"On your mark!  Get set!  *BANG* Suck it!"

just look deep into her eyes and say "this will be a timed event"


"Go for the gold, baby."

What's sad is that I can see guys actually saying these things.  Without intending to be funny.
 
2013-01-04 03:36:01 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: That's a man, baby.


Seriously!  Her mugshot makes her look better than the glamor shot
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-01-04 04:07:10 PM  

Ennuipoet: Three Crooked Squirrels: That's a man, baby.

Seriously!  Her mugshot makes her look better than the glamor shot
[i.cdn.turner.com image 480x600]


Is that Ygritte?
 
2013-01-04 04:09:24 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-01-04 04:10:14 PM  
Geez, only a sorry sucker would paid for sex with Hamilton or the madam. They are both average at best. 600 dollars? Man sex is so farking free.
 
2013-01-04 04:10:31 PM  
She looks like Dave Mustaine...
 
2013-01-04 04:11:22 PM  
www.daveandthomas.net
 
2013-01-04 04:12:04 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img41.imageshack.us image 500x393]


Those would keep me busy for a couple of weeks minutes...

FTFY
 
2013-01-04 04:12:42 PM  

boinkingbill: Geez, only a sorry sucker would paid for sex with Hamilton or the madam. They are both average at best. 600 dollars? Man sex is so farking free.


You don't pay to have sex with them, you pay so that they leave.
 
2013-01-04 04:13:05 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-04 04:13:13 PM  

under a mountain: [www.daveandthomas.net image 700x394]


The water was cold!
There was shrinkage!!!
 
2013-01-04 04:13:27 PM  
Ah, why y'all hating on Suzy Favor Hamilton? She went pro in something other than sports.
 
2013-01-04 04:14:32 PM  
Why do I only hear about this after they're busted? Do you have to tip the valet at the casino "any hot Olympians working, nudge nudge wink wink?"

/old and busted: Olympian hookers. New hotness: cheerleaders from teams that didn't make the playoffs?
 
2013-01-04 04:15:43 PM  

slayer199: Mangoose: Prostitution should be legalized.

This.  Canada has it right.  Legalize and regulate.  The escorts get tested monthly for STDs, they run a legitimate business and pay taxes.


So how do they handle customer complaints? Have they had any class action suits against any of the brothels? I bet illegal aliens would work for less and harder than Canadian citizens just like they do here in the US.
 
2013-01-04 04:15:51 PM  
www.tntmagazine.com


That little shimmy she does gets my motor running.
 
2013-01-04 04:16:05 PM  

Ennuipoet: Three Crooked Squirrels: That's a man, baby.

Seriously!  Her mugshot makes her look better than the glamor shot
[i.cdn.turner.com image 480x600]


This is a Job Creator that I could get behind!
 
2013-01-04 04:16:13 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: [i.cdn.turner.com image 375x384]

That's a man, baby.


THIS
 
2013-01-04 04:16:32 PM  
FTFA: "You should know how this works. You're crazy to think I'm the only one involved here. It's a lot bigger than you think," said a jittery Rodman

While her off-the-grid phone claim cannot be vetted, a cell phone number Rodman has used does have a curious pedigree. The number tracks to a purported janitorial service operating out of a Las Vegas residence that is also home to a variety of other businesses, including three upholstery firms, a photo company, a landscaper, a jeweler, the "Nevada Institute of Technology," and a telecommunications firm whose principal is a bounty hunter who also happens to own a porn web site.


"The escort service may just have mafia connections. Ric Romero reporting."
 
2013-01-04 04:16:35 PM  
i331.photobucket.com

/All shoops aside, I bet she cleans up real nice
 
2013-01-04 04:16:43 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: I wonder if any of her johns used a starter pistol.

"On your mark!  Get set!  *BANG* Suck it!"

just look deep into her eyes and say "this will be a timed event"


An actual pistol would prolly work better.
 
2013-01-04 04:16:56 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: She didn't get to go to the Olympics, I'm thinking discount!

[img842.imageshack.us image 600x350]


Ditto

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-01-04 04:18:07 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: [www.tntmagazine.com image 450x300]


That little shimmy she does gets my motor running.


maybe the sexiest thing in women athletics.
 
2013-01-04 04:19:30 PM  

under a mountain: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x338]


I like the pouty one on the left. I'd like to lay my stones on her button.
 
2013-01-04 04:19:47 PM  

whither_apophis: Why do I only hear about this after they're busted? Do you have to tip the valet at the casino "any hot Olympians working, nudge nudge wink wink?"

/old and busted: Olympian hookers. New hotness: cheerleaders from teams that didn't make the playoffs?

You can probably find many of them at any number of "gentlemen's clubs" in your local vicinity.
 
2013-01-04 04:21:06 PM  

dugitman: [m.popstar.com image 454x676]

Oldie goldie. Witt loved to get nekkid back in the 80s and 90s. Some fantastic pics NSFW can be found if one were to look.


I farking loved Katarina Witt. I dated a girl that looked just like her when I was 20-ish. She was farking crazy though. Too bad.

/So hot
 
2013-01-04 04:21:49 PM  
They want gold? I have some gold.
 
2013-01-04 04:23:19 PM  
Where was the problem again?
I thought prostitution was legal in Nevada, why is this an issue even if the Escort was an ex-olympian?

Is there a part of the story I'm missing?
 
2013-01-04 04:24:37 PM  

abhorrent1: dugitman: [m.popstar.com image 454x676]

Oldie goldie. Witt loved to get nekkid back in the 80s and 90s. Some fantastic pics NSFW can be found if one were to look.

I farking loved Katarina Witt. I dated a girl that looked just like her when I was 20-ish. She was farking crazy though. Too bad.

/So hot


you should have kept dating her and just waited out the crazy... i goes away, it doesn't get worse with time, age, or substance abuse. then, once you were pretty sure that things couldn't get any better, you should compliment her by saying that the main reason you've stayed with her so long was because she looks like an ice skater from the 80s.
 
2013-01-04 04:26:01 PM  

Virtual Pariah: I thought prostitution was legal in Nevada


Only in certain counties. Clark county, which contains Las Vegas, is not one of them.
 
2013-01-04 04:26:46 PM  

Virtual Pariah: Where was the problem again?
I thought prostitution was legal in Nevada, why is this an issue even if the Escort was an ex-olympian?

Is there a part of the story I'm missing?


Prostitution is legal in Nevada, but not in Las Vegas. Yes that's odd, but you can go to a brothel or other place outside of city limits, but in LV proper, it's not legal.
 
2013-01-04 04:27:49 PM  
Tranny?

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-01-04 04:28:05 PM  

under a mountain: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x338]


The one on the right appears to be imagining the two of the them and a double ended dildo
 
2013-01-04 04:28:30 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Just give me six months at the gym first so she doesn't snap me in half.
 
2013-01-04 04:30:02 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x696]

Just give me six months at the gym first so she doesn't snap me in half.



So Quantum Apostrophe, Fark's biggest StudMan69, is attracted to women who look like little boys.

All those posts over all these years... It all makes sense now.
 
2013-01-04 04:31:27 PM  

Mangoose: Prostitution should be legalized.


It should be an Olympic Sport.
 
2013-01-04 04:31:27 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: maybe the sexiest thing in women athletics.

img163.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-04 04:31:42 PM  

Virtual Pariah: I thought prostitution was legal in Nevada, why is this an issue even if the Escort was an ex-olympian?


It's only legal in small cities. Not Vegas. Also for the same reason that most things like this get taken down. They didn't pay taxes.

Rodman also claimed in that 2012 post that her escort service had somehow "obtained cellphones that are not registered to anyone." Such security measures, she added, "do not come cheap, nor easy, but we are thorough and discretion is extremely important to us--ours, our ladies, and yours!"
Yeah it's so hard to do with the internet. Not a big mystery, and not expensive with the pay as you go cash plans.

/damn that chicks ass was fine.
 
2013-01-04 04:33:10 PM  

dugitman: [m.popstar.com image 454x676]

Oldie goldie. Witt loved to get nekkid back in the 80s and 90s. Some fantastic pics NSFW can be found if one were to look.


Katerina Witt, soooooooooo Hot back in the day.  Sturdy German girl.
 
2013-01-04 04:36:14 PM  
i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 04:36:46 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: [www.tntmagazine.com image 450x300]


That little shimmy she does gets my motor running.


I had to Google it. My sweetest Jesus, I broke a sweat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0
 
2013-01-04 04:38:01 PM  
Up until last year prostitution was legal in my state, as long as the deal and transaction was discussed indoors.  If it was solicitation on the street it was illegal.  They also closed the loop hole that allowed 16 year olds to strip in clubs.
 
2013-01-04 04:40:28 PM  
I call dibs on Alenka Bikar.
 
2013-01-04 04:41:40 PM  

lokidecat: Virtual Pariah: Where was the problem again?
I thought prostitution was legal in Nevada, why is this an issue even if the Escort was an ex-olympian?

Is there a part of the story I'm missing?

Prostitution is legal in Nevada, but not in Las Vegas. Yes that's odd, but you can go to a brothel or other place outside of city limits, but in LV proper, it's not legal.


It's not legal in Washoe or Clark county. Everywhere else it is.
 
2013-01-04 04:42:48 PM  

carnifex2005: I call dibs on Alenka Bikar.


thats not physically possible.
 
2013-01-04 04:42:53 PM  

david_gaithersburg: They want gold? I have some gold.


They don't want crazy Glenn Beck farking gold...
 
2013-01-04 04:45:24 PM  
I assume her nickname is "Party" Favor...
 
2013-01-04 04:45:38 PM  
www.radiotimes.comblogs.telegraph.co.ukcdn2-b.examiner.com2media.nowpublic.net www4.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-01-04 04:46:33 PM  

pute kisses like a man: abhorrent1: dugitman: [m.popstar.com image 454x676]

Oldie goldie. Witt loved to get nekkid back in the 80s and 90s. Some fantastic pics NSFW can be found if one were to look.

I farking loved Katarina Witt. I dated a girl that looked just like her when I was 20-ish. She was farking crazy though. Too bad.

/So hot

you should have kept dating her and just waited out the crazy... i goes away, it doesn't get worse with time, age, or substance abuse. then, once you were pretty sure that things couldn't get any better, you should compliment her by saying that the main reason you've stayed with her so long was because she looks like an ice skater from the 80s.


In my experience, the only way it goes away is if i flee from the situation. i dealt with crazy for too many years, it did NOT go away until i left it.
Then it stalked me...

/She still calls, from time to time.
//The guy she's with now, he wishes he'd heeded the warnings.
///She hides it well from her quarry. Once a man is ensnared he hears 'Release the Kraken!'
//Even tattooed her name down his forearm. Fortunately, he owns a gun.
/He has a permanent way out.
 
2013-01-04 04:46:34 PM  

Current Resident: The Stealth Hippopotamus: She didn't get to go to the Olympics, I'm thinking discount!

[img842.imageshack.us image 600x350]

Ditto

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]


Here ya go.
 
2013-01-04 04:48:25 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x696]

Just give me six months at the gym first so she doesn't snap me in half.


Dear Lord how I love her
 
2013-01-04 04:48:44 PM  
I prefer prostitutes recryited from the Special Olympics; myself.
 
2013-01-04 04:49:40 PM  
Paralympics, I mean.
 
2013-01-04 04:50:10 PM  
Spit or Swallow...

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-01-04 04:51:20 PM  
Brick-House: Spit or Swallow...

swish
 
2013-01-04 04:51:30 PM  

eas81: [www.radiotimes.com image 580x350][blogs.telegraph.co.uk image 620x388][cdn2-b.examiner.com image 499x350][2media.nowpublic.net image 594x396] [www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x384]


www.gamereplays.org
 
2013-01-04 04:51:31 PM  

slayer199: Mangoose: Prostitution should be legalized.

This.  Canada has it right.  Legalize and regulate.  The escorts get tested monthly for STDs, they run a legitimate business and pay taxes.


I wasn't aware that it is legal in canada. All the provinces? When did this come about?
 
2013-01-04 04:52:29 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-04 04:54:18 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: TrainingWheelsNeeded: maybe the sexiest thing in women athletics.
[img163.imageshack.us image 500x750]


Well, don't think I'll be seeing my little soldier until after a warm bath.
 
2013-01-04 04:54:40 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x388]


Why is the guy from X-Files in drag? Was he an Olympian at some point?
 
2013-01-04 04:56:03 PM  
People are going to fark.
People are also going to fark for reasons other than reproduction
People are also going to fark, and pay for the woman to go away

There is nothing you, the church you waste your time with, or the government can do about any of it.

What's next the War on Paid per fark Vaginas?

Seriously, what about the women I've taken out of dates, paid for their food, entertainment and evening that I slept with and never saw again? Oh, they're whores alright, but can't put any of that down an 1090 form.
 
2013-01-04 04:56:48 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x388]


Thread over. Shut it down and everyone can go home.
 
2013-01-04 05:04:00 PM  

SavageWombat: Fark Rye For Many Whores: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x388]

Why is the guy from X-Files in drag? Was he an Olympian at some point?



He was a cross-dressing investigator in Twin Peaks--and posted because of the "it's a man" references.
 
2013-01-04 05:04:33 PM  
I wonder if we could get hotels or kayak to include hookers with the hotel in Las Vegas.
 
2013-01-04 05:08:48 PM  
I thought fark was going weak, then a thread like this restores some faith.
 
2013-01-04 05:11:50 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Current Resident: The Stealth Hippopotamus: She didn't get to go to the Olympics, I'm thinking discount!

[img842.imageshack.us image 600x350]

Ditto

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

Here ya go.


I love how that dude just walks right behind her.  Classy
 
2013-01-04 05:14:06 PM  
www.thesaltywet.com
No one?
/website name I linked to is a massive bonus
 
2013-01-04 05:14:24 PM  

boinkingbill: Man sex is so farking free.


Man sex is free, but I want to fark a chick athlete.
 
2013-01-04 05:14:36 PM  

Brick-House: Spit or Swallow...

[weknowmemes.com image 454x374]


Can someone find the dude she's 17 clear you web cache joke my GIS'fu is failing me....:/
 
2013-01-04 05:14:48 PM  

Thisbymaster: I wonder if we could get hotels or kayak to include hookers with the hotel in Las Vegas.


It's kinda hard to fit a hooker into the average kayak, unless you divide them between the fore and aft storage compartments...
 
2013-01-04 05:17:09 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: That little shimmy she does gets my motor running.


That shimmy along with that smile....oh yeah, she knows you're watching. She likes it when you watch. She's a bad girl.

/BRB, left something in my bunk
 
2013-01-04 05:20:41 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org c365781.r81.cf2.rackcdn.com
/mmm Shannon
 
2013-01-04 05:21:51 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Current Resident: The Stealth Hippopotamus: She didn't get to go to the Olympics, I'm thinking discount!

[img842.imageshack.us image 600x350]

Ditto

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

Here ya go.


aside from that obnoxious music it was funny to hear her say she was surprised when her video hit 60,000, "that could fill a stadium", she said. Hate to break it to her but I was probably good for about 25,000 of those emissions...I mean, views.
 
2013-01-04 05:23:25 PM  
Good gawd. Leave them alone for chrissakes.

Consenting adults, b*tches!

And why do I not recall TSG being such a sensationalistic, stalkerish cesspool? It used to mostly be weird crimes and exposing actual dirtbags who were causing legitimate harm to society.

Maybe I wasn't paying enough attention.

Their new layout makes it look like a tabloid rag to boot.
 
2013-01-04 05:23:25 PM  
"While her off-the-grid phone claim cannot be vetted, a cell phone number Rodman has used does have a curious pedigree. The number tracks to a purported janitorial service operating out of a Las Vegas residence that is also home to a variety of other businesses, including three upholstery firms, a photo company, a landscaper, a jeweler, the "Nevada Institute of Technology," and a telecommunications firm whose principal is a bounty hunter who also happens to own a porn web site."

Or in other words, the business is located in an average Las Vegas home-office.

Great job, TSG. Why don't you just go and post some more meth-head mugshots next time, instead of ruining things for everyone!
 
2013-01-04 05:24:13 PM  
dugitman:
Oldie goldie.

You and I are both old for even knowing who she is. Stop bogarting the Metamucil, dang it!
 
2013-01-04 05:25:51 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I prefer prostitutes recryited from the Special Olympics; myself.


Oh lawd. That just earned me a ticket.
 
2013-01-04 05:26:51 PM  
Hello thread I'll be visiting laterz

PS thanks for making this thread full of eye candy, keep them coming until you annoy the mods!
 
2013-01-04 05:27:31 PM  

Knucklepopper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0


I may need some alone time.

/2 and 3 were not bad either.
 
2013-01-04 05:30:40 PM  

No Such Agency: dugitman:
Oldie goldie.

You and I are both old for even knowing who she is. Stop bogarting the Metamucil, dang it!


distant-fantasies.net

/Move over boys
 
2013-01-04 05:31:49 PM  

boinkingbill: Man sex is so farking free.


That may be so, but what about those of us who prefer woman sex?
 
2013-01-04 05:32:48 PM  

MythDragon: No one?
/website name I linked to is a massive bonus


Nah. Nothing against her-- she's absolutely stunning-- but that's one of those cases of the internet taking an innocent moment and using it in the creepiest ways against a person's wishes and to their perpetual harassment.

Great. Now I sound like some stupid white knight.
 
2013-01-04 05:33:40 PM  
I kind of like that no matter how goodie-two-shoes and successful a woman may be, it's fair to speculate that she's a whore on the side.
 
2013-01-04 05:37:40 PM  
resources2.news.com.auceoworld.biz
 
2013-01-04 05:39:15 PM  

Brick-House:

Spit or Swallow...

[weknowmemes.com image 454x374]


i.imgur.com

Swallow
 
2013-01-04 05:39:50 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-04 05:42:09 PM  
I don't think anything beats the "high class" hooker profession when it comes to effortless money, apart from politics.
There's even those rumored ultra-high end celebrity groups for the 1% (and saudi princes)
 
2013-01-04 05:44:18 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I kind of like that no matter how goodie-two-shoes and successful a woman may be, it's fair to speculate that she's a whore on the side.



That's because everything we do is considered whorish to guys like you. I enjoy sex, therefore, I am a whore. She can be a virgin bride, once she puts a dick in her mouth she is acting like a whore.

Conversely if a guy sleeps around, he is a player or a pimp. It isnt totally fair here.

/Personally, I like being called a whore, in the right context...
 
2013-01-04 05:44:53 PM  
oh MF, best thread in long time
 
2013-01-04 05:45:00 PM  
img132.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-04 05:45:33 PM  

eas81: No Such Agency: dugitman:
Oldie goldie.

You and I are both old for even knowing who she is. Stop bogarting the Metamucil, dang it!

[distant-fantasies.net image 362x480]

/Move over boys


Not to get all Studman69 here, but not so sure about that one
 
2013-01-04 05:45:48 PM  
img716.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-04 05:47:14 PM  
Rifle
www.usashooting.org
Shotgun
www.usashooting.org
Rifle
www.usashooting.org

...etc.
 
2013-01-04 05:50:16 PM  
Selling is legal, farking is legal, why isn't selling farking legal?
 
2013-01-04 05:52:57 PM  

D_Evans45: HotWingConspiracy: I kind of like that no matter how goodie-two-shoes and successful a woman may be, it's fair to speculate that she's a whore on the side.


That's because everything we do is considered whorish to guys like you. I enjoy sex, therefore, I am a whore. She can be a virgin bride, once she puts a dick in her mouth she is acting like a whore.

Conversely if a guy sleeps around, he is a player or a pimp. It isnt totally fair here.

/Personally, I like being called a whore, in the right context...


Uhh well, you see, this woman was an actual whore. Not in a figurative sense. Like, she was paid for sex.

I wouldn't call you a whore for enjoying sex. I might speculate that you get paid for it though.
 
2013-01-04 05:55:19 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: aside from that obnoxious music it was funny to hear her say she was surprised when her video hit 60,000, "that could fill a stadium", she said. Hate to break it to her but I was probably good for about 25,000 of those emissions...I mean, views.


Surprised?

www.michellejenneke.org

Surprised myyour ass.
 
2013-01-04 05:56:13 PM  
Where's javelin girl?
 
2013-01-04 05:57:23 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: Where's javelin girl?


Scroll up a bunch of posts.
 
2013-01-04 05:59:12 PM  
baronvonzipper: Rifle

Shotgun

Rifle


skeet
 
2013-01-04 06:01:55 PM  
 
2013-01-04 06:03:44 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [www.michellejenneke.org image 720x960]


Wait WTF did I just post. Is she really eating that?
 
2013-01-04 06:07:03 PM  
cdn.stripersonline.com

/ so sorry
 
2013-01-04 06:07:40 PM  

I'm moving on to Winter now



img541.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-04 06:08:56 PM  
img267.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-04 06:09:32 PM  
img854.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-04 06:11:19 PM  
www.averagejoesblog.com

Melanie Adams, pole vault, Australia
 
2013-01-04 06:13:35 PM  
What do you call it again when you put something in a book to mark where you left off?
 
2013-01-04 06:14:17 PM  
sportsfascination.com

Darya, Klishina, pole vault, Russia

/I have a sudden "rising interest" in women's pole vault
 
2013-01-04 06:15:46 PM  
img163.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-04 06:17:15 PM  
This is not--screw it. This IS a bookmark.

phrawgh: [i.qkme.me image 407x405]


Every time I see that, I get a nearly-uncontrollable urge to punch my monitor. I think a lot of it has to do with his face.
 
2013-01-04 06:20:55 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img854.imageshack.us image 580x303]


Frozen cooch?

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 06:31:30 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 06:34:06 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: [i.cdn.turner.com image 375x384]

That's a man, baby.


That! That! Lady looks like a dude ya!
 
2013-01-04 06:37:42 PM  

Banned on the Run: Michelle Jenneke. In the rain.

Me. In my bunk.


O M G, didn't even make it to bunk
 
2013-01-04 06:41:41 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: I don't think anything beats the "high class" hooker profession when it comes to effortless money, apart from politics.
There's even those rumored ultra-high end celebrity groups for the 1% (and saudi princes)


There may be, but if I were a woman, I wouldn't do them. Those skin-flints don't like to pay (that's why they're up in the 1%) and if you biatch and moan too much, they get someone to cap your ass. I don't want to spend the end of my life lying in some wadi in some suburb of Saudi-borough.
 
2013-01-04 07:13:03 PM  
Fappy Fappy Joy Joy!!

upload.wikimedia.org

/love this thread
 
2013-01-04 07:30:06 PM  
This should be an equal opportunities thread ....

blog.gessato.com
 
2013-01-04 07:30:58 PM  
It's America, so butts allowed but no foobies, I hope ;)

/ European mores run the other direction
 
2013-01-04 07:45:48 PM  

ParaHandy: This should be an equal opportunities thread ....

[blog.gessato.com image 827x1100]


I'm sorry, but that's just strange. Of course, if this is a new Cylon prototype . . .
 
2013-01-04 07:46:43 PM  

ParaHandy: It's America, so butts allowed but no foobies, I hope ;)

/ European mores run the other direction


It's Fark, so I'm pretty sure a timeout is on its way
 
2013-01-04 07:50:47 PM  
Is this a bookmark? Yes, yes it is.

/bookmarked
 
2013-01-04 07:57:06 PM  

Linkster: Selling is legal, farking is legal, why isn't selling farking legal?


Christianity. That's why. Yes, really. Go look it up.
 
2013-01-04 08:10:53 PM  

uttertosh: Linkster: Selling is legal, farking is legal, why isn't selling farking legal?

Christianity. That's why. Yes, really. Go look it up.


Selling farking is illegal in some non-Christian jurisdictions and legal in some Christian jurisdictions.

I'm all for legalized hooking, but Carlin's argument is stupid and good for laughs only. Don't forget that dude was a comedian -- though you have an excuse for forgetting it because he forgot he was a comedian toward the end. For laughs, try applying it to other things:

"Selling is legal. Babies are legal. Why isn't selling babies legal?"
 
2013-01-04 08:17:50 PM  

Baelz: People are going to fark.
People are also going to fark for reasons other than reproduction
People are also going to fark, and pay for the woman to go away

There is nothing you, the church you waste your time with, or the government can do about any of it.

What's next the War on Paid per fark Vaginas?

Seriously, what about the women I've taken out of dates, paid for their food, entertainment and evening that I slept with and never saw again? Oh, they're whores alright, but can't put any of that down an 1090 form.


Let's see...
1) Issues with sex
2) Issues with religion - mad at something he doesn't believe in
3) Issues with the government
4) Issues - LOTS of them, too - with women.

Yup. I bet your get more ass than a toilet seat with your emotional and mental health problems.
Keep us posted.
 
2013-01-04 08:20:08 PM  
Meh, a lot of famous women whore themselves out. I do mean literally, not figuratively. Once you have an expensive image to keep up but your fame and asking price fades a bit, there are still plenty of millionaires who will pay you a lot of money to be your "boyfriend" for a week, a month, a year. I'm not even talking the ones who were prostitutes before they were famous (Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe, Nancy Reagan...).

There's a lot of famous women since way back who spent time as Cannes "yacht girls" for instance which just means old rich guys paid them to hang around in a bikini and have sex (Tara Reid being a recent example, Grace Kelly being an old example).

Fame is a dirty, expensive business filled with damaged people. Particularly for the women, they probably had to sleep with a lot of men they didn't want to in order to get/stay famous in the first place (sadly), it's hardly a big change of lifestyle to get your pay cheque from the john instead of through a studio.

/If you have something someone will pay you for, go for it, I say
 
2013-01-04 08:21:12 PM  

here to help: Good gawd. Leave them alone for chrissakes.

Consenting adults, b*tches!

And why do I not recall TSG being such a sensationalistic, stalkerish cesspool? It used to mostly be weird crimes and exposing actual dirtbags who were causing legitimate harm to society.


What do you consider worse:
TSG outing Susie Favor Hamilton
OR
That newspaper in NY state outing ALL the legal gun owners in three towns?

Take your time, we'll wait.
 
2013-01-04 08:30:09 PM  

ShannonKW: uttertosh: Linkster: Selling is legal, farking is legal, why isn't selling farking legal?

Christianity. That's why. Yes, really. Go look it up.

Selling farking is illegal in some non-Christian jurisdictions and legal in some Christian jurisdictions.

I'm all for legalized hooking, but Carlin's argument is stupid and good for laughs only. Don't forget that dude was a comedian -- though you have an excuse for forgetting it because he forgot he was a comedian toward the end. For laughs, try applying it to other things:

"Selling is legal. Babies are legal. Why isn't selling babies legal?"


Smartest comment I've read on Fark for awhile, not only regarding the thread but about Carlin, too.

At his second to last time here the reviewer wrote that basically he was an old man yelling at clouds and the audience barely laughed. Carlin just became madder and madder at the crowd and apparently cut his set short because of the lack of worship.
 
2013-01-04 08:39:38 PM  

ParaHandy: This should be an equal opportunities thread ....

[blog.gessato.com image 827x1100]


I was like... Oh, hey!

Then I was like... Oh. Hey!
 
2013-01-04 08:42:54 PM  

ShannonKW: Selling farking is illegal in some non-Christian jurisdictions and legal in some Christian jurisdictions.


Go a bit further back in time than 'just recently'. Yep, Christianity. Go.
 
2013-01-04 08:54:54 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: [i.cdn.turner.com image 375x384]

That's a man, baby.


Dance?
 
2013-01-04 08:55:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

Yelena Isinbayeva, pole vault, Russia

/ I'm sensing a trend here.
 
2013-01-04 09:01:19 PM  
img.over-blog-kiwi.com
Gunhild Larking
1950s Olympic high jumper
 
2013-01-04 09:02:29 PM  

pute kisses like a man: abhorrent1: dugitman: [m.popstar.com image 454x676]

Oldie goldie. Witt loved to get nekkid back in the 80s and 90s. Some fantastic pics NSFW can be found if one were to look.

I farking loved Katarina Witt. I dated a girl that looked just like her when I was 20-ish. She was farking crazy though. Too bad.

/So hot

you should have kept dating her and just waited out the crazy... i goes away, it doesn't get worse with time, age, or substance abuse. then, once you were pretty sure that things couldn't get any better, you should compliment her by saying that the main reason you've stayed with her so long was because she looks like an ice skater from the 80s.


It goes away? God, I hope you're right. Can't get this one out of my head. She is awful.
 
2013-01-04 09:04:29 PM  
gordonkeith.files.wordpress.com
Nine world track cycling titles
Two Olympic gold medals, one silver
 
2013-01-04 09:16:30 PM  

douchebag/hater: What do you consider worse:
TSG outing Susie Favor Hamilton
OR
That newspaper in NY state outing ALL the legal gun owners in three towns?

Take your time, we'll wait.


I thought that was ridiculous too. What's your bleeding point?

Oh... I see. I must be a libby lib libterd derpity derpa doo.

Grow up.
 
2013-01-04 09:41:11 PM  

jaytkay: [img.over-blog-kiwi.com image 605x800]
Gunhild Larking
1950s Olympic high jumper


wow... now we're talkin! She's completely mindblowing
 
2013-01-04 09:43:01 PM  

jaytkay: [img.over-blog-kiwi.com image 605x800]
Gunhild Larking
1950s Olympic high jumper


Where's my time machine?
 
2013-01-04 09:46:58 PM  
Not a bookmark...
 
2013-01-04 09:57:05 PM  

Banned on the Run: [sportsfascination.com image 600x800]

Darya, Klishina, pole vault, Russia

/I have a sudden "rising interest" in women's pole vault


Does it have a penis? I think so.
 
2013-01-04 09:57:18 PM  

pute kisses like a man: abhorrent1: dugitman: [m.popstar.com image 454x676]

Oldie goldie. Witt loved to get nekkid back in the 80s and 90s. Some fantastic pics NSFW can be found if one were to look.

I farking loved Katarina Witt. I dated a girl that looked just like her when I was 20-ish. She was farking crazy though. Too bad.

/So hot

you should have kept dating her and just waited out the crazy... i goes away, it doesn't get worse with time, age, or substance abuse. then, once you were pretty sure that things couldn't get any better, you should compliment her by saying that the main reason you've stayed with her so long was because she looks like an ice skater from the 80s.


Don't believe him! They don't get better.  I know this from personal experience.  After not hearing from a crazy ex-girlfriend for almost a year, I got this IM from her out of the blue:

free is the new black
smoke
pure electricity
might be something to b said 4 that
2 lqte
late
was gooode the
k bi


I have no idea what she was saying.  Anyone speak crazy and can translate?
 
2013-01-04 09:58:40 PM  

carnifex2005: [i.imgur.com image 400x600]
[i.imgur.com image 400x621]
[i.imgur.com image 350x453]

Yelena Isinbayeva, pole vault, Russia

/ I'm sensing a trend here.


I think this has a penis too.

/sorry, don't find masculine ('roided?) women attractive.
 
2013-01-04 09:59:54 PM  

if_i_really_have_to: Fame is a dirty, expensive business filled with damaged people. Particularly for the women, they probably had to sleep with a lot of men they didn't want to in order to get/stay famous in the first place (sadly), it's hardly a big change of lifestyle to get your pay cheque from the john instead of through a studio.


"To get where I am I've had to kiss a lot of ass -- on the mouth." Barbara Walters (supposedly)

I read a scholarly work on the anthropology of prostitution. In the introduction the authors began with the fact that prostitution cannot be defined exactly. Generally, a whore is one who submits to sex in exchange for gain, but no one would regard everyone who profits from sex to be a whores. What distinguishes a whore is lack of discrimination, but this exists on a continuum. Consider these women:

One who farks her husband because it keeps him generous.
One who farks her boyfriends because it keeps them generous.
One who farks only generous boyfriends.
One who seeks out generous boyfriends to fark.
One whose prime criterion for a farkable boyfriend is his generosity.
One whose sole criterion for a farkable boyfriend is his generosity.
One who will fark a generous man even in the absence of real friendship -- i.e. her "boyfriends" are in no sense "friends".
One who will fark a generous man, provided he is generous with liquid assets, e.g. currency, gold.
One who implies that she will fark a man, provided he is generous with liquid assets.
One who states plainly that she will fark a man, provided he is generous with liquid assets.

Now, obviously the ladies toward the bottom of that list would be regarded as whores uncontroversially. Similarly, we'd all agree that the ladies toward the top are not. But where do we draw the line? There's little agreement on that, and a wide gray area of behavior. This is a problem that can't be neglected, because people have a strong interest in in being just above the red line, thus maximizing gain while avoiding the sanction of being classed as a prostitute (which is what our Olympian tried to do). In the U.S. the law, as usually enforced, is drawn above the last example on that list, and this is why so many people keep their behavior just above it. Indeed, resorting to something like that last example is often an act of desperation, thus ironically the unfortunate get kicked while they're down and reviled as whores by society and the law while the fortunate "escorts" and Cannes yacht girls prosper.
 
2013-01-04 10:00:25 PM  

OgreMagi: free is the new black
smoke
pure electricity
might be something to b said 4 that
2 lqte
late
was gooode the
k bi

I have no idea what she was saying. Anyone speak crazy and can translate?


Indubitably
 
2013-01-04 10:52:44 PM  

uttertosh: ShannonKW: Selling farking is illegal in some non-Christian jurisdictions and legal in some Christian jurisdictions.

Go a bit further back in time than 'just recently'. Yep, Christianity. Go.


Well, hold on there, Speedy. In Christian countries you could link the history of rancor towards prostitutes with religion but you could say the same thing about lots of non-Christian places, except where whoredom has been incorporated into the religion. (Salute to India -- You're not all bad!)

It's certainly not black and white. In Italy, for example, prostitutes have been despised since pagan times. Rome's conversion to Christianity did nothing to improve their status, but they had a legitimate, albiet low, place in society there until a few hundred years ago. No doubt the people who finally criminalized it did so in the name of Christ, but they were motivated by simple scorn and revulsion. It is the way of religious people generally to claim that the things they wish to ban offend their religion, but this says nothing about their true motives. Christians against marijuana claim that it is sinful, but that's not why they want it banned nor can you say, "Pot's illegal because Christianity. Go."

It's worth noting that the ban (and, particularly, the serious efforts to enforce the ban) on prostitution in many Christian countries has occupied a narrow span of their history, and many Christian countries that once tolerated it are coming back to tolerance after an historically brief experiment in trying to quash it. A bit over a hundred years ago England used to have child brothels and it's not like the English Christians who tolerated it back then where less zealous than the English Christian opponents of prostitution today.
 
2013-01-04 10:59:55 PM  

ShannonKW: uttertosh: ShannonKW: Selling farking is illegal in some non-Christian jurisdictions and legal in some Christian jurisdictions.

Go a bit further back in time than 'just recently'. Yep, Christianity. Go.

Well, hold on there, Speedy. In Christian countries you could link the history of rancor towards prostitutes with religion but you could say the same thing about lots of non-Christian places, except where whoredom has been incorporated into the religion. (Salute to India -- You're not all bad!)

It's certainly not black and white. In Italy, for example, prostitutes have been despised since pagan times. Rome's conversion to Christianity did nothing to improve their status, but they had a legitimate, albiet low, place in society there until a few hundred years ago. No doubt the people who finally criminalized it did so in the name of Christ, but they were motivated by simple scorn and revulsion. It is the way of religious people generally to claim that the things they wish to ban offend their religion, but this says nothing about their true motives. Christians against marijuana claim that it is sinful, but that's not why they want it banned nor can you say, "Pot's illegal because Christianity. Go."

It's worth noting that the ban (and, particularly, the serious efforts to enforce the ban) on prostitution in many Christian countries has occupied a narrow span of their history, and many Christian countries that once tolerated it are coming back to tolerance after an historically brief experiment in trying to quash it. A bit over a hundred years ago England used to have child brothels and it's not like the English Christians who tolerated it back then where less zealous than the English Christian opponents of prostitution today.


Let's keep this back on topic. NSFW
 
2013-01-04 11:49:16 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: carnifex2005: [i.imgur.com image 400x600]
[i.imgur.com image 400x621]
[i.imgur.com image 350x453]

Yelena Isinbayeva, pole vault, Russia

/ I'm sensing a trend here.

I think this has a penis too.

/sorry, don't find masculine ('roided?) women attractive.


I see nothing masculine about her. Maybe you're not very masculine, so you have nothing decent to compare her to?
 
2013-01-04 11:50:55 PM  

OgreMagi: pute kisses like a man: abhorrent1: dugitman: [m.popstar.com image 454x676]

Don't believe him! They don't get better.  I know this from personal experience.  After not hearing from a crazy ex-girlfriend for almost a year, I got this IM from her out of the blue:

free is the new black
smoke
pure electricity
might be something to b said 4 that
2 lqte
late
was gooode the
k bi

I have no idea what she was saying.  Anyone speak crazy and can translate?


Not sure I can speak crazy and I'm not wearing my Babelfish but I do take care of a lot of ECT patients. Lemme try:

"Everyone is free now"
"I would like a cigarette"
"That sex we had way back when was the best farking I ever had, OgreMagi"
"Yes, by golly, it truly was"
"I am exhausted because of the lateness of the hour, but I have made a typo"
"Typo corrected"
"Yes, it truly was good"
"Ok, goodbye".

That help?
 
2013-01-04 11:52:38 PM  

OgreMagi: pute kisses like a man: abhorrent1: dugitman: [m.popstar.com image 454x676]

Oldie goldie. Witt loved to get nekkid back in the 80s and 90s. Some fantastic pics NSFW can be found if one were to look.

I farking loved Katarina Witt. I dated a girl that looked just like her when I was 20-ish. She was farking crazy though. Too bad.

/So hot

you should have kept dating her and just waited out the crazy... i goes away, it doesn't get worse with time, age, or substance abuse. then, once you were pretty sure that things couldn't get any better, you should compliment her by saying that the main reason you've stayed with her so long was because she looks like an ice skater from the 80s.

Don't believe him! They don't get better.  I know this from personal experience.  After not hearing from a crazy ex-girlfriend for almost a year, I got this IM from her out of the blue:

free is the new black
smoke
pure electricity
might be something to b said 4 that
2 lqte
late
was gooode the
k bi

I have no idea what she was saying.  Anyone speak crazy and can translate?


Looks to me that was her way of saying you need to keep her up all...night...long.
 
2013-01-04 11:54:54 PM  

belhade: OgreMagi: Don't believe him! They don't get better.  I know this from personal experience.  After not hearing from a crazy ex-girlfriend for almost a year, I got this IM from her out of the blue:

free is the new black
smoke
pure electricity
might be something to b said 4 that
2 lqte
late
was gooode the
k bi

I have no idea what she was saying.  Anyone speak crazy and can translate?

Looks to me that was her way of saying you need to keep her up all...night...long.


Now with pic goodness:

3.bp.blogspot.com


/love ya Fark...show the pic in the quick edit box but don't load it in the post
 
2013-01-04 11:58:16 PM  

blatz514: Tranny?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 375x384]


Whoa, dude!
 
2013-01-05 12:08:07 AM  

Knucklepopper: Raug the Dwarf: [www.tntmagazine.com image 450x300]

That little shimmy she does gets my motor running.

I had to Google it. My sweetest Jesus, I broke a sweat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0


Hot damn; I love the ponytail. Just wanna wrap it around my fist.
 
2013-01-05 12:08:57 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: StoPPeRmobile: Current Resident: The Stealth Hippopotamus: She didn't get to go to the Olympics, I'm thinking discount!

[img842.imageshack.us image 600x350]

Ditto

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

Here ya go.

aside from that obnoxious music it was funny to hear her say she was surprised when her video hit 60,000, "that could fill a stadium", she said. Hate to break it to her but I was probably good for about 25,000 of those emissions...I mean, views.


Hell, right now *I* could fill a stadium.
 
2013-01-05 01:11:31 AM  

under a mountain: [www.daveandthomas.net image 700x394]


I came in here to say I'd like to see some Scottish curlers and Dutch field hockey players take up this line of work.
 
2013-01-05 03:34:07 AM  

dopekitty74: I wasn't aware that it is legal in canada. All the provinces? When did this come about?


"It's legal but it ain't 100% legal" as the saying goes. Wikipedia has a tl;dr article if you want the details. There's also an active court case which may change some of the laws depending on what the Supreme Court decides and how the Harper government reacts.
 
2013-01-05 07:32:00 AM  

ShannonKW: uttertosh: Linkster: Selling is legal, farking is legal, why isn't selling farking legal?

Christianity. That's why. Yes, really. Go look it up.

Selling farking is illegal in some non-Christian jurisdictions and legal in some Christian jurisdictions.

I'm all for legalized hooking, but Carlin's argument is stupid and good for laughs only. Don't forget that dude was a comedian -- though you have an excuse for forgetting it because he forgot he was a comedian toward the end. For laughs, try applying it to other things:

"Selling is legal. Babies are legal. Why isn't selling babies legal?"


Isn't selling babies legal in some cases? Surrogate mother contracts, for example.
 
2013-01-05 10:56:49 AM  

Theaetetus: unfarkingbelievable: carnifex2005: [i.imgur.com image 400x600]
[i.imgur.com image 400x621]
[i.imgur.com image 350x453]

Yelena Isinbayeva, pole vault, Russia

/ I'm sensing a trend here.

I think this has a penis too.

/sorry, don't find masculine ('roided?) women attractive.

I see nothing masculine about her. Maybe you're not very masculine, so you have nothing decent to compare her to?



You are correct! I am NOT very masculine. It's because I'm a woman. And no, I'm not a lesbian. But I do appreciate feminine beauty; and I find those examples to be too masculine. Just my OPINION.
 
2013-01-05 12:03:44 PM  

PunGent: ShannonKW: uttertosh: Linkster: Selling is legal, farking is legal, why isn't selling farking legal?

Christianity. That's why. Yes, really. Go look it up.

Selling farking is illegal in some non-Christian jurisdictions and legal in some Christian jurisdictions.

I'm all for legalized hooking, but Carlin's argument is stupid and good for laughs only. Don't forget that dude was a comedian -- though you have an excuse for forgetting it because he forgot he was a comedian toward the end. For laughs, try applying it to other things:

"Selling is legal. Babies are legal. Why isn't selling babies legal?"

Isn't selling babies legal in some cases? Surrogate mother contracts, for example.


It's also that selling a baby is selling an entity that is not having much say in it.

I don't think it's legal for someone (a pimp) to sell the sexual favors of another person (the hooker) to a buyer (the john). However, if the transaction is between the owner of the sexual favor (the hooker) and the buyer (the john), there's no issue, it's pure short-term employment contract.
 
2013-01-05 12:28:58 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Theaetetus: unfarkingbelievable: carnifex2005: [i.imgur.com image 400x600]
[i.imgur.com image 400x621]
[i.imgur.com image 350x453]

Yelena Isinbayeva, pole vault, Russia

/ I'm sensing a trend here.

I think this has a penis too.

/sorry, don't find masculine ('roided?) women attractive.

I see nothing masculine about her. Maybe you're not very masculine, so you have nothing decent to compare her to?


You are correct! I am NOT very masculine. It's because I'm a woman. And no, I'm not a lesbian. But I do appreciate feminine beauty; and I find those examples to be too masculine. Just my OPINION.


She has muscles, but she is an athlete. I don't find her masculine at all.
 
2013-01-05 10:27:14 PM  
And I've always wanted to end a thread with the word 'Mayonnaise'.
 
2013-01-07 08:39:09 AM  
This thread and the Olympic Villiage is why guys want to become Olympic Athletes.
 
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