The Stealth Hippopotamus: I have more Olympians she should call.[img822.imageshack.us image 460x570]
Mangoose: Prostitution should be legalized.
Diogenes: I wonder if any of her johns used a starter pistol."On your mark! Get set! *BANG* Suck it!"
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: I wonder if any of her johns used a starter pistol."On your mark! Get set! *BANG* Suck it!"just look deep into her eyes and say "this will be a timed event"
Three Crooked Squirrels: That's a man, baby.
Ennuipoet: Three Crooked Squirrels: That's a man, baby.Seriously! Her mugshot makes her look better than the glamor shot[i.cdn.turner.com image 480x600]
The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img41.imageshack.us image 500x393]Those would keep me busy for a couple of weeks minutes...
boinkingbill: Geez, only a sorry sucker would paid for sex with Hamilton or the madam. They are both average at best. 600 dollars? Man sex is so farking free.
under a mountain: [www.daveandthomas.net image 700x394]
slayer199: Mangoose: Prostitution should be legalized.This. Canada has it right. Legalize and regulate. The escorts get tested monthly for STDs, they run a legitimate business and pay taxes.
Three Crooked Squirrels: [i.cdn.turner.com image 375x384]That's a man, baby.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: She didn't get to go to the Olympics, I'm thinking discount![img842.imageshack.us image 600x350]
Raug the Dwarf: [www.tntmagazine.com image 450x300]That little shimmy she does gets my motor running.
under a mountain: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x338]
whither_apophis: Why do I only hear about this after they're busted? Do you have to tip the valet at the casino "any hot Olympians working, nudge nudge wink wink?"/old and busted: Olympian hookers. New hotness: cheerleaders from teams that didn't make the playoffs?
dugitman: [m.popstar.com image 454x676]Oldie goldie. Witt loved to get nekkid back in the 80s and 90s. Some fantastic pics NSFW can be found if one were to look.
abhorrent1: dugitman: [m.popstar.com image 454x676]Oldie goldie. Witt loved to get nekkid back in the 80s and 90s. Some fantastic pics NSFW can be found if one were to look.I farking loved Katarina Witt. I dated a girl that looked just like her when I was 20-ish. She was farking crazy though. Too bad./So hot
Virtual Pariah: I thought prostitution was legal in Nevada
Virtual Pariah: Where was the problem again?I thought prostitution was legal in Nevada, why is this an issue even if the Escort was an ex-olympian?Is there a part of the story I'm missing?
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