SlothB77: Deputy Chief Brad Johnston says Cox-Brown was charged with failure to perform the duties of a driver. He was not charged with drunken driving because the Facebook post is not sufficient evidence that he was intoxicated.so a facebook post is sufficient evidence that he sideswiped someone, but not sufficient evidence he was drunk?Cox-Brown has more than 650 Facebook friends.News sites are now reporting how many friends we have? So in addition to charging me with a DUI, they get to embarrass me by divulging how much of a loser I am?
Sybarite: I'm at least going to give the kid points for not including YOLO anywhere in his post.
GoodOmens: At least he didn't kill others, his friends, or himself (yes, in that order) like someone else....[d.webgenerator24.pl image 600x437]/YOLO!!
Lionel Mandrake: Jacob Cox-BrownPoor kid...at least it's not "Brown-Cox"
tricycleracer: SuperChuck: So you're saying that reporting someone for driving drunk is the wrong thing to do?I'm saying that if people called the cops on me for every joke I made online regarding fictional illegal behavior, I'd never get to leave the interrogation room.
ha-ha-guy: ultraholland: though not enough for a criminal conviction, this information can certainly be forwarded to his insurance and get his ass dropped.Also it ensures that any cop who tags for a moving violation in the near future won't cut him any slack. I know a dumb shiat who bragged about getting away with 50 in a 25 (in a residential area). Cops played it off like it was no big deal and they couldn't do anything. A month later after the moron felt secure he was back to speeding and when an unmarked unit popped his ass, there was no mercy.
ultraholland: though not enough for a criminal conviction, this information can certainly be forwarded to his insurance and get his ass dropped.
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