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(11 Alive)   Vibrating toothbrush causes commotion at Atlanta airport   (11alive.com) divider line 41
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2013-01-04 10:33:05 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-04 10:40:20 AM  
In the event of a vibrating toothbrush, we have to use the indefinite article 'a vibrating toothbrush ', never 'your vibrating toothbrush '.
 
2013-01-04 10:49:11 AM  
It's 'a vibra-

Dammit FirstNationalBastard!

/well played
 
2013-01-04 10:49:35 AM  
If it was owned by a Japanese woman, I can understand why.
 
2013-01-04 12:11:51 PM  
9 times out of ten I'm too slow with the fight club reference ...
 
2013-01-04 12:29:20 PM  
Oral B in my bunk.
 
2013-01-04 12:29:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: In the event of a vibrating toothbrush, we have to use the indefinite article 'a vibrating toothbrush ', never 'your vibrating toothbrush '.


Was "a" tooth chipped?
 
2013-01-04 12:29:55 PM  
done in one...
 
2013-01-04 12:30:08 PM  
Bastards beat me to it.

I DON'T own a vibrating toothbrush!
 
2013-01-04 12:32:04 PM  

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 720x330]


Came to post this, leaving satisfied. We're all done here, boys, pack it up.
 
2013-01-04 12:32:09 PM  

Tarl3k: done in one...


with the assist at #2.
 
2013-01-04 12:32:54 PM  

Cdr.Murdock: Bastards beat me to it.

I DON'T own a vibrating toothbrush!


Oh, you own a Fleshlight, instead?
 
2013-01-04 12:34:25 PM  
In for the combo.

i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-04 12:36:27 PM  
Done in one, excellent work everybody. Call it a day and head home.
 
2013-01-04 12:37:42 PM  
The TSA agents didn't steal it, because they don't have any need for it.
 
2013-01-04 12:40:56 PM  
I am Jack's belated Fight Club reference.
 
2013-01-04 12:41:28 PM  
The owner can pick it up at floss and found.
 
2013-01-04 12:46:27 PM  

uncleacid: The owner can pick it up at floss and found.


Floss Prevention.
 
2013-01-04 12:47:40 PM  
There were no evacuations.

Right. All the astronauts wear them. And the smart travelers at the most freaked out airports.

www.ojmedical.com
 
2013-01-04 12:51:02 PM  
lol have you guize ever seen fight club?
 
2013-01-04 12:51:56 PM  

BitwiseShift: There were no evacuations.

Right. All the astronauts wear them. And the smart travelers at the most freaked out airports.

[www.ojmedical.com image 850x816]


Holy shiat, a small/medium accomidates a 40' waist?
 
2013-01-04 12:52:01 PM  
Another personal item that didn't belong to Austin Powers.
 
2013-01-04 01:00:04 PM  
"Atlana police where all a-buzz today when  . . ."
 
2013-01-04 01:00:38 PM  
+eleventy for FirstNationalBastard and scottydoesntknow

/leaving satisfied
 
2013-01-04 01:09:02 PM  
done in one
 
2013-01-04 01:10:47 PM  
Wasn't this an episode of "Adam 12"?
 
2013-01-04 01:12:21 PM  

Buttknuckle:

Holy shiat, a small/medium accomidates a 40' waist?


That was my reaction, after posting it.
 
2013-01-04 01:25:22 PM  

Buttknuckle: Holy shiat, a small/medium accomidates a 40' waist?


That is not what S/M stands for in this context.
 
2013-01-04 01:44:13 PM  

Buttknuckle: Holy shiat, a small/medium accomidates a 40' waist?


Who has a 40 foot waist?
 
2013-01-04 01:58:47 PM  

Grandemadaca: Buttknuckle: Holy shiat, a small/medium accomidates a 40' waist?

Who has a 40 foot waist?


Grandemadaca: Buttknuckle: Holy shiat, a small/medium accomidates a 40' waist?

Who has a 40 foot waist?


www.musicroom.com
 
2013-01-04 02:02:10 PM  

Grandemadaca: Buttknuckle: Holy shiat, a small/medium accomidates a 40' waist?

Who has a 40 foot waist?


www.logoi.com
/his poop, from that height, would kill a man... or make him wish he was dead.
 
2013-01-04 02:03:58 PM  
s3.jspenguin.org

I'm the first one? Really?

/no
 
2013-01-04 02:05:10 PM  
halfpintwords.files.wordpress.com
/Please deliver me from fearmongers.
 
2013-01-04 02:38:37 PM  
Sounds like a good excuse for a cavity search!
 
2013-01-04 02:54:30 PM  

acad1228: Wasn't this an episode of "Adam 12"?


I was thinking Dragnet...
 
2013-01-04 04:18:38 PM  
winningateverything.com
 
2013-01-04 05:22:01 PM  

phrawgh: [winningateverything.com image 490x600]


Oral hygeine.
 
2013-01-04 06:32:23 PM  

Buttknuckle: BitwiseShift: There were no evacuations.

Right. All the astronauts wear them. And the smart travelers at the most freaked out airports.

[www.ojmedical.com image 850x816]

Holy shiat, a small/medium accomidates a 40' waist?


40" is American medium.

/but not 40'... even America isn't that fat yet
 
2013-01-04 06:44:46 PM  

grinding_journalist: Tarl3k: done in one...

with the assist at #2.


ewwwwwwwww. I can take care of number 2 all on my own.
 
2013-01-04 08:15:48 PM  

Vkingbanna: acad1228: Wasn't this an episode of "Adam 12"?

I was thinking Dragnet...


images49.fotki.com

I found it.

 
2013-01-05 12:52:28 AM  

phrawgh: [winningateverything.com image 490x600]


Whoa! That's not how you use a Sonicare!
 
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