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(Onion AV Club)   World, get ready for a sitcom starring Kelsey Grammer and Martin Lawrence, the original Tyler Perry   (avclub.com) divider line 35
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2013-01-04 08:47:32 AM
That is not a sitcom I smell.
 
2013-01-04 08:51:05 AM
Looking at Martin Lawrence's IMDB for the past few years, I might as well be looking at an entry from the Fringe alternate universe. I have no recollection of any of these movies.
 
2013-01-04 08:52:36 AM
Stuffy McWhiteGuy: My GOD! The boss is coming over for dinner in an hour and I just have nothing to serve him now that you've BURNED THE ROAST

Hyper McBlackGuy: Awww HELL naw!!!

(laugh track)

"Hey baby I hear the blues a callin, tossed salad..."
 
2013-01-04 08:54:04 AM

movieman_1979: Stuffy McWhiteGuy: My GOD! The boss is coming over for dinner in an hour and I just have nothing to serve him now that you've BURNED THE ROAST

Hyper McBlackGuy: Awww HELL naw!!!

(laugh track)

"Hey baby I hear the blues a callin, tossed salad..."


ha! sounds like a winner!

and it what way is martin lawrence the original tyler perry?
 
2013-01-04 09:26:53 AM

movieman_1979: Stuffy McWhiteGuy: My GOD! The boss is coming over for dinner in an hour and I just have nothing to serve him now that you've BURNED THE ROAST

Hyper McBlackGuy: Awww HELL naw!!!

(laugh track)

"Hey baby I hear the blues a callin, tossed salad..."


valdefierro.com

Oh, no you di'int
 
2013-01-04 09:30:15 AM
Well Grammer, you might as well stick with your typecasting, it has served you well in the past. Don't know much about Tyler.
 
2013-01-04 09:30:27 AM
With or without a fat suit?
 
2013-01-04 09:30:57 AM
I kind of want to see Kelsey Grammer in Shanaynay drag.
 
2013-01-04 09:35:48 AM
I hope there is no laugh track so the writers will actually have to write funny lines,
 
2013-01-04 09:45:07 AM
There are 3 guarantees in life, Fark Friends: Death, Taxes, and if Martin Lawrence is in it, it sucks.
 
2013-01-04 09:48:27 AM

DeaH: I kind of want to see Kelsey Grammer in Shanaynay drag.


I've heard rumors on the internets that he's into that sort of thing.....be careful what you wish for.
 
2013-01-04 09:50:14 AM
Scuttlebutt is that Grammer's Starz series got canceled which left him hard up for money. I would bet he's answering the phone Michael Caine style at the moment.

No idea where Lawrence fits into the picture.
 
2013-01-04 10:00:18 AM
Isn't this like Kelsey Grammer's fifth show since Fraiser ended? He started to look desperate two shows ago.
 
2013-01-04 10:17:40 AM

thornhill: Isn't this like Kelsey Grammer's fifth show since Fraiser ended? He started to look desperate two shows ago.


Boss isn't a bad show
 
2013-01-04 10:35:04 AM

The1andonlyZack: thornhill: Isn't this like Kelsey Grammer's fifth show since Fraiser ended? He started to look desperate two shows ago.

Boss isn't a bad show


Not saying it was, but it Grammer is just watering down is brand by so quickly going from one show to the next. He should take a break from TV and do a movie or two.
 
2013-01-04 10:54:04 AM

erik316wttn: There are 3 guarantees in life, Fark Friends: Death, Taxes, and if Martin Lawrence is in it, it sucks.


Not entirely true. Boomerang is still a fine film.
 
2013-01-04 10:57:01 AM
Martin Lawrence is the original Tyler Perry only because Tyler Perry is an alien parasite which was germinating within Martin Lawrence's fertile descending colon. It gained all it needed to know about black film and humor, dropped out into the world and now thrives. This is the plot of a Tyler Perry film starring Tyler Perry, with Tyler Perry as Tyler Perry... and Chuck Norris as Godzilla.
 
2013-01-04 11:05:16 AM
Wow, Subby, you missed a great opportunity in that headline, not working in a mention of how excited Hollywood cocaine dealers were going to be.
 
2013-01-04 11:07:09 AM

Phil Ken Sebben: erik316wttn: There are 3 guarantees in life, Fark Friends: Death, Taxes, and if Martin Lawrence is in it, it sucks.

Not entirely true. Boomerang is still a fine film.


Bad Boys and Life would like a word with you..
 
2013-01-04 11:59:27 AM
According to Kelsey, he doesn't get work because he's a Republican.
 
2013-01-04 12:24:25 PM

schubie: According to Kelsey, he doesn't get work because he's a Republican.


Oh, is that why Fred Thompson keeps showing up on TV. And Grammer too.
 
2013-01-04 12:29:21 PM

schubie: According to Kelsey, he doesn't get work because he's a Republican.


Why doesn't he run for office already? Oh, right ... he's already a glutton for punishment.
 
2013-01-04 12:34:03 PM

erik316wttn: There are 3 guarantees in life, Fark Friends: Death, Taxes, and if Martin Lawrence is in it, it sucks.


I liked Black Knight, stupid as it was.
 
2013-01-04 12:51:56 PM

Big Beef Burrito: erik316wttn: There are 3 guarantees in life, Fark Friends: Death, Taxes, and if Martin Lawrence is in it, it sucks.

I liked Black Knight, stupid as it was.


Ditto me and Blue Streak
 
2013-01-04 12:52:54 PM

Big Beef Burrito: erik316wttn: There are 3 guarantees in life, Fark Friends: Death, Taxes, and if Martin Lawrence is in it, it sucks.

I liked Black Knight, stupid as it was.


"We already have fire."
 
2013-01-04 01:41:28 PM
I used to be addicted to Martin! I think it was mostly my just waiting for the arrival of Shanaynay. Damn she cracked me up. Badboys, Big Mamma's House and Nothing to Lose were also good movies, in my opinion. I'm usually not a fan of comedies (other than standup) but he makes me laugh. I might actually watch this is there is a small chance during each episode of Shanaynay smacking the crap out of Grammer with a witty line tossed in for insult.
 
2013-01-04 02:14:04 PM
No. Just.......no.
 
2013-01-04 02:15:25 PM

CSM101: Big Beef Burrito: erik316wttn: There are 3 guarantees in life, Fark Friends: Death, Taxes, and if Martin Lawrence is in it, it sucks.

I liked Black Knight, stupid as it was.

Ditto me and Blue Streak


That's the other one I couldn't think of.

All I can tell you is that he's gay! GAY! GAY! GAY!
 
kab
2013-01-04 02:48:46 PM

The1andonlyZack:
Boss isn't a bad show


It was actually a really good show, until cancellation.

Last I knew, they were talking about a 2 hour storyline wrap-up, but generally these things don't happen.


And folks wonder why shows get pirated? If you're not going to complete the story, why would anyone pay for it?
 
2013-01-04 03:22:49 PM
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2013-01-04 04:14:43 PM

CSM101: Big Beef Burrito: erik316wttn: There are 3 guarantees in life, Fark Friends: Death, Taxes, and if Martin Lawrence is in it, it sucks.

I liked Black Knight, stupid as it was.

Ditto me and Blue Streak


I also liked the one he did with Tim Robbins, Nothing to Lose.

I still have some one of Martin Lawrence's stand-ups on tape, from an HBO series I think was called "One Night Stand"? I thought he was funny back in the day. This is pre-movie Lawrence, when he'd only just got his own sitcom.

I also have Mark Curry's ("Hangin' with Mr Cooper) routine, which was really good and less about sex, and Bill Hicks. I'm I have a few others I can't recall.

/Really need to transfer my VHS tapes to digital
//All 300 of them...
 
2013-01-04 06:34:06 PM

ParadisePornoTheater: schubie: According to Kelsey, he doesn't get work because he's a Republican.

Why doesn't he run for office already?



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2013-01-04 06:44:24 PM
Is it going to take place at WZUP in Detroit , with Martin being the morning guy, and Frasier Crane being the new stuffy afternoon psychiatrist?

No? That's a shame, because that might be awesome.

// Who am I kidding, it'd be awful...
 
2013-01-04 08:05:20 PM
will the use crappy cgi like they did at the beginning at the late runs of martin because an animated Frasier wouls be scary cgi.
 
2013-01-05 02:51:33 PM
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Isn't he stuck in a moebius-styled causality loop?
/"So baby I heard the blues a' callin', tossed salads and....tossed salads and....tossed salads and..."
 
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