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(Des Moines Register)   "Des Moines police say arms are showing up at high schools." Feet must be close behind   ( ) divider line
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2013-01-04 10:08:23 AM  
4 votes:
All the feet are showing up on Canadian beaches, which is weird since they use the metric system.
2013-01-04 10:41:56 AM  
1 vote:

"I carried a pocket knife most days in high school."

I carried one from about 5th grade on. Most of the other boys did too. Never occurred to us to kill someone with it. It was a tool.

Take an aspirin for a headache? That's an expulsion.
Point your finger at someone? Expulsion.
Plastic butter knife in your sack lunch? You guessed it... don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

I think America hit the peak of the intelligence bell curve sometime in the late 70s, and now it's a greased bobsled ride to Hell.

We've become a nation of knee-jerk paranoid morons who would rather kick our kids out of school for taking a Tylenol or having a little plastic green Army man in their pocket than teach them there are penalties for being a criminal.

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.
2013-01-04 10:30:26 AM  
1 vote:

EngineerAU: All the feet are showing up on Canadian beaches, which is weird since they use the metric system.

2013-01-04 10:27:35 AM  
1 vote:
The right to bear paws

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