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(Chicago Trib)   It looks as if President Obama's secret plan to--OH MY GOD A COYOTE KILLED A PUPPY   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 69
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2013-01-04 08:51:37 AM  
Secret plan to fight inflation?
 
2013-01-04 08:55:17 AM  
Although the resident said she did not see a coyote in the area, the vet said the wounds were consistent with a coyote attack.


Ghost coyote!
 
2013-01-04 09:04:26 AM  
Guess it couldn't outrun the roadrunner
 
2013-01-04 09:14:22 AM  
www.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-01-04 09:24:39 AM  
That's ruff.
 
2013-01-04 10:07:05 AM  
A calm and rational comment from the article, "It's really sad that the state won't take measure in doing something about it..Like get rid of of them since they are hurting our pets. Don't our pet deserve better??"
 
2013-01-04 11:30:23 AM  
SEND IN OBAMMY

s3-ak.buzzfed.com

/He'll take care of it. Oh and some A-1 sauce STAT!!!
 
2013-01-04 11:30:33 AM  

RedPhoenix122: Secret plan to fight inflation?


Thanks Josh.

/Fwoggy Bwattom
 
2013-01-04 11:31:06 AM  
Vampires.

The authorities are compeled to lie to the media.

/Got Vervain?
 
2013-01-04 11:33:08 AM  
Coyotes do not know the difference between pets and the small mammals they hunt.

Sure they do, that's why they're moving into large cities. Pets are easier to catch & eat.
 
2013-01-04 11:34:22 AM  
his secret plans to inform the Reds about Tex fixing the Blue's tank and using it on them?
 
2013-01-04 11:34:25 AM  

You Must Construct Additional Pylons.: Vampires.

The authorities are compeled to lie to the media.

/Got Vervain?


Zombies... Vampires aren't real
 
2013-01-04 11:34:35 AM  
Why are they blaming coyotes when there was a 70 pound dog in the yard with the puppy? Sounds like the dogs' owner is in denial.
 
2013-01-04 11:35:06 AM  
This isn't even fark-worthy news. This is nature.
 
2013-01-04 11:36:02 AM  
Residents should accompany pets while outdoors, and use a short leash because coyotes have attacked animals that are on longer leashes, according to a release from the Riverside police.


Today I learned that coyotes are concerned with leash size.
 
2013-01-04 11:36:57 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-04 11:39:05 AM  
We should wipe out those evil pet eating coyotes. With guns. Lots of guns. I need a gun to protect my dog.
 
2013-01-04 11:40:15 AM  
I know I was distracted. Obama's plan would have worked too, but the headline made me search around the site for the real news:

Republicans vote no for gun control and gay marriage. Oh my god the outrage
...YAWN...
I'll have to remember this if anyone decides to run against Boener in 1016.
 
2013-01-04 11:44:26 AM  
What's to be scared of anyway?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-04 11:45:24 AM  
Two dogs were in a rear yard in the

What the hell is a rear yard?
 
2013-01-04 11:45:29 AM  
"Bichon-poo"? Is that some kind of fancy mutt?
 
2013-01-04 11:47:08 AM  

StrikitRich: "Bichon-poo"? Is that some kind of fancy mutt?


I stopped reading at that... decided the dog had it coming.
 
2013-01-04 11:47:38 AM  

blatz514: Two dogs were in a rear yard in the

What the hell is a rear yard?


a backyard
 
2013-01-04 11:47:45 AM  

blatz514: Two dogs were in a rear yard in the

What the hell is a rear yard?


The opposite of the front yard?
 
2013-01-04 11:49:04 AM  

TheGogmagog: I know I was distracted. Obama's plan would have worked too, but the headline made me search around the site for the real news:

Republicans vote no for gun control and gay marriage. Oh my god the outrage
...YAWN...
I'll have to remember this if anyone decides to run against Boener in 1016.


really... 1016... When did I go back in time... and when did that century have modern tech.
 
2013-01-04 11:50:31 AM  

The-Brain: StrikitRich: "Bichon-poo"? Is that some kind of fancy mutt?

I stopped reading at that... decided the dog had it coming.


No, not the poor dog, but the breeder.
 
2013-01-04 11:50:50 AM  
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Wanted for questioning
 
2013-01-04 11:51:49 AM  

StrikitRich: "Bichon-poo"? Is that some kind of fancy mutt?


Cracker-eating mutt.
 
2013-01-04 11:52:02 AM  

JacksonBryan: A calm and rational comment from the article, "It's really sad that the state won't take measure in doing something about it..Like get rid of of them since they are hurting our pets. Don't our pet deserve better??"


Won't someone think of the furry children?
 
2013-01-04 11:55:23 AM  
Riverside motherfarker!!!!
-Wayne Brady
 
2013-01-04 11:58:56 AM  
Stupid dog breeds. Must...not.....start....ranting....about....designer....dogs....grrrrr rrr.....GRRRRRRRRR
 
2013-01-04 11:59:16 AM  
A jogger was bitten just yesterday on Boulder Creek Path in Boulder, CO. True story, Bro.
 
2013-01-04 12:00:52 PM  

Black_Lazerus: Riverside Bithlo motherfarker!!!!
-Wayne Brady


FTFY
 
2013-01-04 12:03:55 PM  
I saw a coyote hunting rats in a field yesterday. Won't somebody think of the rats?!?
 
2013-01-04 12:05:10 PM  

TheOther: I saw a coyote hunting rats in a field yesterday. Won't somebody think of the rats?!?


I'm thinking of the rats... But will I do something. Not likely. But I am thinking of them damn it!
 
2013-01-04 12:05:12 PM  
I would comment but I just had some coffee and now I need to take a Bichon-poo.
 
2013-01-04 12:07:45 PM  

NightOwl2255: blatz514: Two dogs were in a rear yard in the

What the hell is a rear yard?

The opposite of the front yard?


I was thinking they were talking about a large ass.  But what do I know.
 
2013-01-04 12:08:18 PM  
Dingo ate me papy
 
2013-01-04 12:09:32 PM  
FTA: " while healthy coyotes have not been known to attack humans".
Umm, Urban myth. Suburban Myth. Woodsy knows better.

BTW, A hungry coyote will go up against almost everything. A few trial nips and if weakness is evident, in for the wholegame.
 
2013-01-04 12:11:28 PM  
We need to ban high capacity coyotes to prevent such atrocities!
 
2013-01-04 12:16:00 PM  
The noble coyote lashed out in confusion at the abominable bugbear. She was unsure as to whether she was even in danger, only that this creature was not of nature . . . a twisted wreck of a thing. Her fear was primal, as if this horror's very existence called the equality of the wilderness into question. Killed a puppy? The only regret the coyote feels is that she could not chase the devil into hell and destroy it again.
 
2013-01-04 12:16:57 PM  

Braggi: We should wipe out those evil pet eating coyotes. With guns. Lots of guns. I need a gun to protect my dog.


I need a few more pit bulls to fight back.
 
2013-01-04 12:18:26 PM  

snocone: FTA: " while healthy coyotes have not been known to attack humans".
Umm, Urban myth. Suburban Myth. Woodsy knows better.

BTW, A hungry coyote will go up against almost everything. A few trial nips and if weakness is evident, in for the wholegame.


True. If a coyote nips at you, you want to hit it with a bang stick and get in the cage.
 
2013-01-04 12:18:30 PM  

JacksonBryan: A calm and rational comment from the article, "It's really sad that the state won't take measure in doing something about it..Like get rid of of them since they are hurting our pets. Don't our pet deserve better??"


Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad dog. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This coyote, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
 
2013-01-04 12:25:26 PM  
On'e 'm pm;y faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappojjjg
 
2013-01-04 12:28:27 PM  
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It was EL CHUPAPERRO!
 
2013-01-04 12:35:17 PM  
A 7-month-old "Bichon-poo" puppy...

Well, at least it wasn't a real dog.
 
2013-01-04 12:38:37 PM  
I had a bichon poo this morning. I was awake before e eryone else in the house. No kids banging on the door. No wife telling me to hurry up. Best BM I've had in a long time
 
2013-01-04 12:42:10 PM  
We're the puppies

Obama is the coyote
 
2013-01-04 12:44:56 PM  

The-Brain: StrikitRich: "Bichon-poo"? Is that some kind of fancy mutt?

I stopped reading at that... decided the dog had it coming.


Excellent response!

/Bravo.
 
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