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(The Big Lead)   Gross, not news: Rex Ryan photographed topless while lounging by the pool. Weird, not news: he has a large tattoo of his wife on his arm. Fark: She appears to be Tebowing while wearing a Sanchez jersey   (thebiglead.com) divider line 36
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2013-01-04 09:49:10 AM  
4 votes:
I am guessing he lost a bet with his brother. Had the Jet's had a better season you would see Rob Ryan with a tattoo of his wife in a Romo jersey committing vehicular manslaughter.
2013-01-04 09:59:40 AM  
3 votes:
What photographer got Rex Ryan at the beach duty? Must have pissed someone off.
2013-01-04 09:48:04 AM  
3 votes:
www.xenafan.com
2013-01-04 09:44:52 AM  
3 votes:
Why did they photoshop a book into the pic?
2013-01-04 09:41:13 AM  
3 votes:
Dedication to trolling. He should be granted full totalfark privileges, with a back dated sign up date.
2013-01-04 08:52:37 AM  
3 votes:
Gross, not news: Rex Ryan photographed topless while lounging by the pool. Weird, not news: he has a large tattoo of his wife on his arm. Fark: She appears to be Tebowing while wearing a dirty Sanchez jersey

FTFY
2013-01-04 01:29:48 PM  
2 votes:

mikaloyd: This is now a dumbasses get sports tattoos thread.

Feel free to show your own sports ink too because it is totes cool and meaningful unlike these losers.

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[www.motherjones.com image 350x280]

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The second one is kind of cool, but not enough to get a tattoo. The Tyson one is way too meta for my tastes (can he get sued for that?), and the rest are all terrible. Would like to see someone go with this, though:

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-04 01:04:45 PM  
2 votes:
This is now a dumbasses get sports tattoos thread.

Feel free to show your own sports ink too because it is totes cool and meaningful unlike these losers.

latestwebstuff.com

massholemommy.com

www.motherjones.com

news.fanfeedr.com


bp1.blogger.com

frathousesports.com

theawesomeboston.com
2013-01-04 10:31:40 AM  
2 votes:
Luckily, he's a man that doesn't mind the smell of defeat.
2013-01-04 10:18:40 AM  
2 votes:
I don't see a problem with this. He's head over heels about his wife and his qb. It's good to see a guy who has a sense of humor and who doesn't just toe the line. Yeah he puts his foot in his mouth sometimes but his sole interest isn't just football.

He genuinely seems like a good guy who cares about his family and team/players. Hopefully the Jets step it up next year and put their best foot forward.

/Corny puns
//not a Jets fan
2013-01-04 10:18:19 AM  
2 votes:

Super Chronic: A close-up of the book he was reading:

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images.betterworldbooks.com
2013-01-04 10:15:57 AM  
2 votes:
A close-up of the book he was reading:

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-01-04 10:10:48 AM  
2 votes:
It's not Tebowing or a Bettie Page pinup pose. It's buttfumble. It's always buttfumble. All buttfumble, all the time. Buttfumble Buttfumble Buttfumble .
2013-01-04 09:54:34 AM  
2 votes:

Bleyo: As a Patriots fan who has enjoyed the Jets' season almost as much as the Patriots' season, this delights me.


I have never laughed so hard at any sporting event in history as I did watching those 52 seconds of the Patriots/Jets game.
2013-01-04 09:48:53 AM  
2 votes:
Right, a Gunmerican Armored Wankball coach attracted to women?
2013-01-05 05:01:41 AM  
1 votes:
assets.sbnation.com
pc
2013-01-04 03:28:10 PM  
1 votes:

Mr. Toadcheese: stovepipe: Babboonrash: was really hoping for more pics of Ryan's wife.

I dig that broad... And I like that she's got a wild side...

oi49.tinypic.com

There you go. Pretty nice feet, certainly better than average.

d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net

Yep, that pretty much sums it up
2013-01-04 02:58:54 PM  
1 votes:
www.boston.com
2013-01-04 11:33:26 AM  
1 votes:
Wait, so you're telling me that Rex Ryan is a loudmouth, meathead clown?

The hell you say!
2013-01-04 11:29:24 AM  
1 votes:
If I were Mark Sanchez I'd be a mite freaked out.
2013-01-04 11:25:01 AM  
1 votes:
Guess that explains why he stuck with Sanchez despite everything.
2013-01-04 11:24:37 AM  
1 votes:
The threesomes were so incredible, he wanted a tattoo to always remind him.
2013-01-04 11:22:05 AM  
1 votes:

Babboonrash: was really hoping for more pics of Ryan's wife.

I dig that broad... And I like that she's got a wild side...


They'll probably let you into their bedroom, just take your shoes off and wash your feet.
2013-01-04 11:00:02 AM  
1 votes:
How do we even know that's supposed to be his wife? It's kind of cartoonish.

It looks like a feminized version of a male football player, which says a lot about his reasons for spending his life around sweaty men in tights who shower together in the locker room under his supervision after a night of grabbing each other in a pasture decorated with disco lights.

It seems kind of obvious that his spouse is just for show. They're probably the sports equivalent of Tom Cruise and [insert current wife-for-hire's name here].
2013-01-04 10:50:56 AM  
1 votes:
This is too funny. At least Rex has a sense of humor.
pc
2013-01-04 10:42:25 AM  
1 votes:
www2.picturepush.com
\\hot as a boiled egg in hand
2013-01-04 10:39:11 AM  
1 votes:
So's I tells the tattoo artist, put my wife on my arm. And he says "Is she hot?" I says back to him "She's a solid six unless she's standin' on her head. Then she's a nine.."

thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com
2013-01-04 10:35:13 AM  
1 votes:

Wasilla Hillbilly: Luckily, he's a man that doesn't mind the smell of defeat.


pixel.nymag.com
2013-01-04 10:30:54 AM  
1 votes:

Benjamin Orr: Jets jersey history


I think my favorite part of that is that Erik Ainge changed his number from 9 to 10 after a season...even though there hadn't been anyone wearing No. 10 the previous season.
2013-01-04 10:21:40 AM  
1 votes:
Ray Lucas!!!
2013-01-04 10:19:52 AM  
1 votes:
Bubby Brister!

Doug Brien!
2013-01-04 10:07:27 AM  
1 votes:

NeoBad: Now if only she were teabagging....that would be worth seeing....


Wait...teabagging or being teabagged...i mean if she was teabagging wouldn't that mean that...wouldn't she...oh Rex, you nasty.
2013-01-04 10:06:03 AM  
1 votes:

Super Chronic: Tim Tebow isn't very good. You know who's pretty good? Tony Romo.


Now THAT'S a troll!
2013-01-04 10:02:00 AM  
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: Right, a Gunmerican Armored Wankball coach attracted to women?


i4.ytimg.com

It's a 3d tattoo. In space no less. Do you want to live forever!?!?
2013-01-04 09:44:09 AM  
1 votes:
Looks kinda like Peter King.
2013-01-04 09:43:01 AM  
1 votes:
This guy seems to really like his wife and I can't really see the problem with that.
 
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