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(The Big Lead)   Gross, not news: Rex Ryan photographed topless while lounging by the pool. Weird, not news: he has a large tattoo of his wife on his arm. Fark: She appears to be Tebowing while wearing a Sanchez jersey   (thebiglead.com) divider line 121
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2013-01-04 10:19:52 AM
Bubby Brister!

Doug Brien!
 
2013-01-04 10:21:40 AM
Ray Lucas!!!
 
2013-01-04 10:23:34 AM
Neil O'Donnell!

/I think...
 
2013-01-04 10:26:00 AM

Rickenbacker: Neil O'Donnell!

/I think...


#14

Jets jersey history
 
2013-01-04 10:30:01 AM
It's also a horrible tattoo.
 
2013-01-04 10:30:54 AM

Benjamin Orr: Jets jersey history


I think my favorite part of that is that Erik Ainge changed his number from 9 to 10 after a season...even though there hadn't been anyone wearing No. 10 the previous season.
 
2013-01-04 10:31:40 AM
Luckily, he's a man that doesn't mind the smell of defeat.
 
2013-01-04 10:34:57 AM

IAmRight: Benjamin Orr: Jets jersey history

I think my favorite part of that is that Erik Ainge changed his number from 9 to 10 after a season...even though there hadn't been anyone wearing No. 10 the previous season.


My favorite is #83, 2009.
 
2013-01-04 10:35:13 AM

Wasilla Hillbilly: Luckily, he's a man that doesn't mind the smell of defeat.


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2013-01-04 10:35:15 AM

IAmRight: Benjamin Orr: Jets jersey history

I think my favorite part of that is that Erik Ainge changed his number from 9 to 10 after a season...even though there hadn't been anyone wearing No. 10 the previous season.


Pretty sure that is because in the 2008 training camp Chad Pennington still had #10... before the Farve thing happened and he got dumped
 
2013-01-04 10:38:43 AM

Benjamin Orr: Pretty sure that is because in the 2008 training camp Chad Pennington still had #10... before the Farve thing happened and he got dumped


I just like that he didn't get to change it until the next year. I did figure it was because Pennington left late, but I like to pretend that Pennington's Jets history was so sacred that they couldn't bear to let Ainge wear that number for a whole season. They had to go a season with no one wearing it to honor him.
 
2013-01-04 10:39:11 AM
So's I tells the tattoo artist, put my wife on my arm. And he says "Is she hot?" I says back to him "She's a solid six unless she's standin' on her head. Then she's a nine.."

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2013-01-04 10:42:08 AM

Nana's Vibrator: My favorite is #83, 2009.


Heck, the Jets had better skill position players that have worn No. 83 for them and are still active than any of the guys that played for them this year. (Moss/Stuckey at WR, Dreessen at TE, Woodhead at RB? Not MUCH better, but still better.)
 
pc
2013-01-04 10:42:25 AM
www2.picturepush.com
\\hot as a boiled egg in hand
 
2013-01-04 10:43:22 AM

RangerTaylor: Fake tattoos are fun, mmkay?


Yeah, I think it's a press on and he's just trying to fark with us.
 
2013-01-04 10:49:02 AM
@RichCimini I'm sure people are on edge of seat re: TattooGate, but I spoke to someone who knows Rex very well and person said "he's had it for years."

Interesting....
 
2013-01-04 10:50:56 AM
This is too funny. At least Rex has a sense of humor.
 
2013-01-04 10:53:01 AM

Nana's Vibrator: It's not Tebowing or a Bettie Page pinup pose. It's buttfumble. It's always buttfumble. All buttfumble, all the time. Buttfumble Buttfumble Buttfumble .


How did Mark Sanchez's girlfriend get pregnant? Buttfumble.
 
2013-01-04 11:00:02 AM
How do we even know that's supposed to be his wife? It's kind of cartoonish.

It looks like a feminized version of a male football player, which says a lot about his reasons for spending his life around sweaty men in tights who shower together in the locker room under his supervision after a night of grabbing each other in a pasture decorated with disco lights.

It seems kind of obvious that his spouse is just for show. They're probably the sports equivalent of Tom Cruise and [insert current wife-for-hire's name here].
 
2013-01-04 11:02:42 AM

pc: [www2.picturepush.com image 480x360]
\\hot as a boiled egg in hand


wow, that joke has never been made before. you're so original.

/the term 'football' comes from the fact that it is played on foot instead of horseback.
 
2013-01-04 11:05:47 AM

Benjamin Orr: Rickenbacker: Neil O'Donnell!

/I think...

#14

Jets jersey history


Gah. Close, sort of. As a Bears fan, I have a hard enough time keeping track of QBs as it is, don't need to take on another team.
 
2013-01-04 11:08:42 AM

Rickenbacker: Gah. Close, sort of. As a Bears fan, I have a hard enough time keeping track of QBs as it is, don't need to take on another team.


Well at least you have your QB set for the next 10 years
 
2013-01-04 11:10:24 AM
was really hoping for more pics of Ryan's wife.

I dig that broad... And I like that she's got a wild side...
 
2013-01-04 11:22:05 AM

Babboonrash: was really hoping for more pics of Ryan's wife.

I dig that broad... And I like that she's got a wild side...


They'll probably let you into their bedroom, just take your shoes off and wash your feet.
 
2013-01-04 11:24:37 AM
The threesomes were so incredible, he wanted a tattoo to always remind him.
 
2013-01-04 11:25:01 AM
Guess that explains why he stuck with Sanchez despite everything.
 
2013-01-04 11:29:00 AM
I call shenanigans.
 
2013-01-04 11:29:12 AM

Babboonrash: was really hoping for more pics of Ryan's wife.

I dig that broad... And I like that she's got a wild side...


oi49.tinypic.com

There you go. Pretty nice feet, certainly better than average.
 
2013-01-04 11:29:24 AM
If I were Mark Sanchez I'd be a mite freaked out.
 
2013-01-04 11:32:11 AM

iron_city_ap: Get a tattoo of whatever you want, but, how on earth did he not use a better artist?


I asked myself the same question. I never understand when people with plenty of money have crappy artists permanently disfigure their bodies. Spend an extra couple hundred bucks so you don't look like trailer trash, dude.
 
2013-01-04 11:33:26 AM
Wait, so you're telling me that Rex Ryan is a loudmouth, meathead clown?

The hell you say!
 
2013-01-04 11:35:49 AM
Ahh.. Sanchez. an endless source of humor. This was me on Christmas eve. They suggested we bring pastries.
 
2013-01-04 11:37:17 AM
try again. image too big, heres the link instead

http://i.imgur.com/HdAD8.jpg
 
2013-01-04 11:43:08 AM

Benjamin Orr: Rickenbacker: Gah. Close, sort of. As a Bears fan, I have a hard enough time keeping track of QBs as it is, don't need to take on another team.

Well at least you have your QB set for the next 10 years


It's the Bears. Anything can happen. We'll see what happens with the coaching hire. We're due for another Abe Gibron.
 
2013-01-04 11:50:51 AM
Oh wait... you thought I was serious about CUTLAHHHHH

:)
 
2013-01-04 12:00:29 PM
Oh cool, another one of those threads where some guy who knows nothing about the history of sports posts a "handegg" picture! I never get tired of that!
 
2013-01-04 12:17:27 PM
I love how:

1) The story is not that a guy loves his wife so much he's tattooed a cartoon pinup of her to his arm

OR

2) The story is not that a guy has lost over 100+ pounds and he can take his shirt off without scaring everyone

OR

3) The Daily News is stalking a football coach while he's on vacation

BUT

4) LOLSANCHEZ

Here's the easiest explanation:

Rex's wife modeled for the Jets merchandise catalog. That's how people put 2 + 2 together on the foot videos. One of the only jerseys available for women is the Sanchez jersey. Rex's wife probably modeled the female Sanchez jersey, and that's the frame of reference the artist used.
 
2013-01-04 12:40:40 PM
This. Explains. EVERYTHING. O_O
 
2013-01-04 12:44:47 PM
Is it is wife? Who knows for sure. Looks to me though like a random Robert Ullman pin-up pose. I searched Ullman's site but found no Sanchez artwork.

Robert Ullman
 
2013-01-04 12:47:29 PM

pc: [www2.picturepush.com image 480x360]
\\hot as a boiled egg in hand


That's not a hand, it's an elbow.

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2013-01-04 12:50:48 PM
Considering that Sanchez was rated last in the league among starting QBs, maybe Ryan should have put her in the game instead.
 
2013-01-04 12:51:04 PM
*his wife
 
2013-01-04 01:01:08 PM

NoblePatrick: *his wife


You were grasping for straws already, but you had to correct yourself? It's a cartoon of his wife.
 
2013-01-04 01:04:45 PM
This is now a dumbasses get sports tattoos thread.

Feel free to show your own sports ink too because it is totes cool and meaningful unlike these losers.

latestwebstuff.com

massholemommy.com

www.motherjones.com

news.fanfeedr.com


bp1.blogger.com

frathousesports.com

theawesomeboston.com
 
2013-01-04 01:29:48 PM

mikaloyd: This is now a dumbasses get sports tattoos thread.

Feel free to show your own sports ink too because it is totes cool and meaningful unlike these losers.

[latestwebstuff.com image 520x345]

[massholemommy.com image 604x402]

[www.motherjones.com image 350x280]

[news.fanfeedr.com image 415x535]


[bp1.blogger.com image 241x320]

[frathousesports.com image 450x600]

[theawesomeboston.com image 386x462]


The second one is kind of cool, but not enough to get a tattoo. The Tyson one is way too meta for my tastes (can he get sued for that?), and the rest are all terrible. Would like to see someone go with this, though:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-04 01:31:04 PM

mikaloyd: Feel free to show your own sports ink too because it is totes cool and meaningful unlike these losers.


It might be dumb, but at least the Clemson one looks pretty damn cool (maybe not as a tattoo, but as a design in general) and there's a chance that the person might have at least gone to the school (whereas I doubt any of the people with the pro teams had any association with the team other than "fan"). That last Pats one is...wow.
 
2013-01-04 01:32:58 PM
and rex is paid how many millions to make decisions?

/think before you ink.
 
2013-01-04 01:36:05 PM

iamdonovan: and the rest are all terrible


That Clemson seal with the tiger in the pawprint is pretty sick and it's well-drawn. That Boston one, I like the idea, but good lord it's tacky, even as a drawing. The Philly one is okay, though it's unimaginative and it doesn't really pull anything together. The Pittsburgh one might be good artwork, but it's hard to tell and I don't want to see a bigger shot. Plus, f*ck Steelers fans. Agree on the Tyson thing being either meta or just plain one of those "it feels really cool right now" tattoos from a few years ago and it's already lame.

Redskins HOF? Just wow. I'm not sure I want to know what his plan is for when more Redskins are elected to the HoF. I suppose Snyder's done a decent job of making sure there won't be any others making it anytime soon.
 
2013-01-04 01:40:32 PM

IAmRight: That Clemson seal with the tiger in the pawprint is pretty sick and it's well-drawn


I'll give you the pawprint and the tiger. The rest of it, I'm unimpressed. I agree that the Boston one is tacky, but I still like the idea. The Pats one at the end looks like it was drawn by a 10 year old. I'm hoping, for the guys' sake, that the design was done by his own kid, so he at least has some defense.
 
2013-01-04 01:46:09 PM

mikaloyd: This is now a dumbasses get sports tattoos thread.

Feel free to show your own sports ink too because it is totes cool and meaningful unlike these losers.

[latestwebstuff.com image 520x345]

[massholemommy.com image 604x402]

[www.motherjones.com image 350x280]

[news.fanfeedr.com image 415x535]


[bp1.blogger.com image 241x320]

[frathousesports.com image 450x600]

[theawesomeboston.com image 386x462]


Epic.

These are goofy, but it is the best logo in the history of sports:

img.fannation.com
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
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