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3906 clicks; posted to Sports » on 04 Jan 2013 at 9:07 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-04 09:17:52 AM  
Well that was disappointing.
 
2013-01-04 09:18:38 AM  
Who folds socks?
 
2013-01-04 09:21:58 AM  
I thought Trent Reznor was the only one in Nine Inch Nails...
 
2013-01-04 09:24:26 AM  
She could pick your nose from the next cubicle over.
 
2013-01-04 09:34:08 AM  
I do not want this.
 
2013-01-04 09:42:58 AM  
One word:
ew
 
2013-01-04 10:00:59 AM  
How vcan she wipe?
 
2013-01-04 10:17:54 AM  
That's just f*cking gross. What a stupid human being.
 
2013-01-04 10:18:36 AM  

js34603: Who folds socks?


I initially thought she was being facetious, but as a government worker with ridiculously hideous fingernails that she's super proud of, I suspect she doesn't know the meaning of the word.
 
2013-01-04 10:28:40 AM  

The Third Man: I thought Trent Reznor was the only one in Nine Inch Nails...


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"GO EAGLES!"
 
2013-01-04 10:32:13 AM  

js34603: Who folds socks?


Who doesn't fold socks?
 
2013-01-04 10:32:24 AM  
In case you're wondering, she works in I.T. for the federal government. She can type and dial her own phone with her knuckles. She even crochets.

wtf... I don't even....
 
2013-01-04 10:51:52 AM  
I bet they stink bad. Damn wish I got a job at the Park Service.
 
2013-01-04 11:02:33 AM  

Benjamin Orr: In case you're wondering, she works in I.T. for the federal government. She can type and dial her own phone with her knuckles. She even crochets.

wtf... I don't even....


bu...a...you...th...(sigh). nevermind
 
2013-01-04 11:57:44 AM  

IAmRight: js34603: Who folds socks?

Who doesn't fold socks?


People with 9 inch nails at least. Also me, I roll mine into a ball.
 
2013-01-04 12:11:18 PM  
Wow, 1 week between NFL games is waaaay to long.

WE all basically run out of stuff to talk about. By Tuesday there's really nothing to talk about anymore so we end up getting bizarre stories like this.

Every once in a while a player may do something stupid mid week but its amazing how much talk goes on about a single game across 7 days.
 
2013-01-04 12:11:45 PM  

IAmRight: js34603: Who folds socks?

Who doesn't fold socks?


While I can appreciate your tidiness, sock balls stay in pairs even in hurricanes, unlike your neatly folded socks.
 
2013-01-04 01:51:58 PM  

ISO15693: While I can appreciate your tidiness, sock balls stay in pairs even in hurricanes, unlike your neatly folded socks.


I just call making them into sock balls folding them. I assume that's what she means, too, since folding socks wouldn't be difficult with those nails, not if she could type and do that other stuff. But it would be pretty damn tough to do the stuffing into a ball method that I'm thinking of with long nails, since you have to put your hand in in order to do the stuffing.

I mean, I guess you could do the folding first, then peel back one of the openings of the socks over it (had an ex that did it this way) or just fold the tops (another ex did it this way), but a regular old fashioned sock-ball? You can't do that with nails.
 
2013-01-04 02:18:58 PM  
They'll need to outfit the Redskins' Wide Receivers with these, because that is the only way that they'll be catching anything with Browner, Sherman and Thomas ruling the air at RFK this Sunday.

// Legion of Boom baby
// Seahawk Nation
// Proud 12th Man
 
2013-01-04 04:20:33 PM  

IAmRight: ISO15693: While I can appreciate your tidiness, sock balls stay in pairs even in hurricanes, unlike your neatly folded socks.

I just call making them into sock balls folding them. I assume that's what she means, too, since folding socks wouldn't be difficult with those nails, not if she could type and do that other stuff. But it would be pretty damn tough to do the stuffing into a ball method that I'm thinking of with long nails, since you have to put your hand in in order to do the stuffing.

I mean, I guess you could do the folding first, then peel back one of the openings of the socks over it (had an ex that did it this way) or just fold the tops (another ex did it this way), but a regular old fashioned sock-ball? You can't do that with nails.


Do you also call hamburgers steamed hams? Despite the fact they are obviously grilled?
 
2013-01-04 08:28:03 PM  
I mean, when you're folding the laundry, that's just what you do with the socks. That's just how they get folded. So I just always thought of that as folding up the socks.

/but it's better for 'em if you don't do that and you just fold the top parts over - prevents the elastic from getting all stretched out
//not that socks last that long anyway
///can't bring myself to do it that way, it just looks too stupid in the drawer with all the floppy things out there
////no, but I call food cooked on a grill BBQ because I don't give a sh*t about what a bunch of overbearing twats say - at least I don't say full retard sh*t like "nucular" or "supposably" or "itching" when I mean "scratching"
 
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