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(Daily Mail)   So it turns out January 3rd was the most popular day for couples to file for divorce. January 4th is also a landmark day, generally known as "I've finally got that nagging harpy shrew/asshole off my back, now it's time to find some strange" Day   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 10
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2013-01-04 01:31:03 PM
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generally known as "I've finally got that nagging harpy shrew/asshole off my back, now it's time to find some strange" Day

It's only called that until about 10:30pm, Subby. At about 10:30 on that first night is when the guy looks around the bar and realizes, "damn, there's a reason I stopped coming here". He hasn't been in so long that the cute little bartender he used to flirt with is now a married mother of three who has been replaced by some guy who won't even acknowledge him while he's waiting to get a drink. The skanks all look to be about the same age as his niece who recently graduated college and he doens't really know how to approach them because he doesn't remember his Twitter handle and they don't remember the Soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld. After listening intently to the conversations of the patrons next to him he FINALLY realizes what YOLO means. But he unfortunately tries to incorporate it into a pick-up line, telling a young girl that "you only LOVE once" and he becomes a bit of a laughing stock because the guys standing near him overheard it. He realizes that this scene isn't for him anymore and as he walks to the door a guy calls out to grab his attention. The guy is leaning against the bar with the young lady rubbing her ass against him and he says, "bar chics don't love once. Most of them don't even love one at a time. Lol". The sting of the mocking laughter sends the former husband on his way and the name of the day officially becomes, "Great. I can masturbate with the volume turned up now".
2013-01-04 12:27:40 PM
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The 3 stages of "marital relations:"

1) Kitchen sex. Anytime; anyplace.

2) Bedroom sex. Once things start to cool down. And then,

3) Hallway sex. You pass each other in the hall, scowl and mumble, "fark you."
2013-01-04 01:28:37 PM
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2013-01-04 12:24:27 PM
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my x-wife got remarried last weekend, so I am getting a kick.....

/I was always told to give my used toys to those less fortunate
2013-01-04 12:14:05 PM
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Prank Call of Cthulhu: Is subby Cy Tolliver?

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"That's an interesting piece of strange."


I do wonder about the etymology of the idiom.

I mean, how is the pussy or dick strange? Is the pussy horizontal instead of vertical? Is the dick wearing an eyepatch and singing sea shanties?
2013-01-04 12:51:27 PM
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FirstNationalBastard: somedude210: some strange?

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Whoa.. is Dr. Strange a woman character now?
/put on my robe and wizard hat...
2013-01-04 12:24:05 PM
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Odd Bird: CapeFearCadaver: How come the women get three negative adjectives while the men only get one, Subby?

You sound like a nagging, harpy shrew. Probably can't make a decent sammich either.


I've also got sharp knees.
2013-01-04 12:05:43 PM
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CapeFearCadaver: How come the women get three negative adjectives while the men only get one, Subby?


How come you aren't more accepting of same sex marriages?
2013-01-04 09:55:55 AM
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Sybarite: Hey kids, did you get an unusual number of presents for Christmas this year? Well, Mommy and Daddy have something to tell you.


When I was 19 my mom flew me from NC to CA for xmas. New clothes like you wouldn't believe. Just about anything I wanted. Complete with limo ride from Bakersfield to LAX on the way home. Next day she divorced my a$$hole step dad. I seriously hated the guy. Turns out everything she spent was on his credit cards.
2013-01-04 09:23:24 AM
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Hey kids, did you get an unusual number of presents for Christmas this year? Well, Mommy and Daddy have something to tell you.
 
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