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(Daily Mail)   So it turns out January 3rd was the most popular day for couples to file for divorce. January 4th is also a landmark day, generally known as "I've finally got that nagging harpy shrew/asshole off my back, now it's time to find some strange" Day   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 107
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2013-01-04 08:51:01 AM
Also known as my birthday.
 
2013-01-04 09:23:24 AM
Hey kids, did you get an unusual number of presents for Christmas this year? Well, Mommy and Daddy have something to tell you.
 
2013-01-04 09:38:00 AM
some strange?
 
2013-01-04 09:43:49 AM

somedude210: some strange?


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2013-01-04 09:49:53 AM
Lord knows i was thinking about yesterday.
 
2013-01-04 09:54:44 AM
How come the women get three negative adjectives while the men only get one, Subby?
 
2013-01-04 09:55:55 AM

Sybarite: Hey kids, did you get an unusual number of presents for Christmas this year? Well, Mommy and Daddy have something to tell you.


When I was 19 my mom flew me from NC to CA for xmas. New clothes like you wouldn't believe. Just about anything I wanted. Complete with limo ride from Bakersfield to LAX on the way home. Next day she divorced my a$$hole step dad. I seriously hated the guy. Turns out everything she spent was on his credit cards.
 
2013-01-04 09:59:56 AM

CapeFearCadaver: How come the women get three negative adjectives while the men only get one, Subby?


 Nagging could count for either sex.
 
2013-01-04 10:44:51 AM

Cerebral Knievel: Lord knows i was thinking about yesterday.


Been thinking about it lately as well.
 
2013-01-04 10:53:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: CapeFearCadaver: How come the women get three negative adjectives while the men only get one, Subby?

 Nagging could count for either sex.


True, although somehow I don't think that's what Subby meant.
 
2013-01-04 12:04:39 PM
It's about to get weird.
 
2013-01-04 12:05:43 PM

CapeFearCadaver: How come the women get three negative adjectives while the men only get one, Subby?


How come you aren't more accepting of same sex marriages?
 
2013-01-04 12:07:13 PM
Trying to get my hopes up for the weekend like that is pretty cruel, subby.
 
2013-01-04 12:08:29 PM

Sybarite: Hey kids, did you get an unusual number of presents for Christmas this year? Well, Mommy and Daddy have something to tell you.


a/k/a pawn the sucker's jewelry day

/ 36 easy payments loom ahead
 
2013-01-04 12:08:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: CapeFearCadaver: How come the women get three negative adjectives while the men only get one, Subby?

 Nagging could count for either sex.


men can't nag. They have to man up. Inequality? Harassment? Blatantly getting ripped off? MAN UP!
 
2013-01-04 12:10:06 PM
Is subby Cy Tolliver?

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"That's an interesting piece of strange."
 
2013-01-04 12:10:06 PM
I'm going to guess that getting some strange led to a lot of these divorces.
 
2013-01-04 12:11:20 PM
DIVORCE THREAD!!!!!111!!!1!11

I was super sick of all the wild pig threads anyway, lets get back to showing off how manchild-dysfunctioning autists we are and whine about biatches be craycray and nuffin is mah fault EVAR!!!!
 
2013-01-04 12:14:05 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Is subby Cy Tolliver?

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"That's an interesting piece of strange."


I do wonder about the etymology of the idiom.

I mean, how is the pussy or dick strange? Is the pussy horizontal instead of vertical? Is the dick wearing an eyepatch and singing sea shanties?
 
2013-01-04 12:14:40 PM
Divorce is one of the best gifts you can give yourself. Sure, it's expensive, traumatic and painful,brutal, rough on the kids, destroys your life, leaves you with nothing, takes years to attain, but in the end you don't have to wake up next to your wife anymore.

/kids get two christmas'
 
2013-01-04 12:14:42 PM
Divorce statistics suggest he isn't alone - 68 per cent of petitions are initiated by women and just 4 per cent by men (the rest are joint).

Well, no shiat Sherlock! The woman gets half the man's stuff (at least where I live), so of course there will be extremely few divorces initiated by men. In other news, water is wet.
 
2013-01-04 12:15:45 PM
Let's hear it for those smart enough to live off of some strange(I call it "some random"), rather than getting married in the first place.
 
2013-01-04 12:17:27 PM
January 4th: DILF Day.
 
2013-01-04 12:18:58 PM
yeah no shiat, they say they don't know what they want but they damn sure want half of your money/retirement/house plus alimony. I've always said that marriage is the worst contract a guy can enter into.
 
2013-01-04 12:22:46 PM

CapeFearCadaver: How come the women get three negative adjectives while the men only get one, Subby?


You sound like a nagging, harpy shrew. Probably can't make a decent sammich either.
 
2013-01-04 12:23:23 PM
Woot! angry drunk'n rebound weekend!
 
2013-01-04 12:24:05 PM

Odd Bird: CapeFearCadaver: How come the women get three negative adjectives while the men only get one, Subby?

You sound like a nagging, harpy shrew. Probably can't make a decent sammich either.


I've also got sharp knees.
 
2013-01-04 12:24:27 PM
my x-wife got remarried last weekend, so I am getting a kick.....

/I was always told to give my used toys to those less fortunate
 
2013-01-04 12:25:51 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Is subby Cy Tolliver?

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"That's an interesting piece of strange."

I do wonder about the etymology of the idiom.

I mean, how is the pussy or dick strange? Is the pussy horizontal instead of vertical? Is the dick wearing an eyepatch and singing sea shanties?


Which reminds me of another excellent Cy Tolliver quote, as he's trying to get two of his guys to drum up business in his fresh load of Chinese whores (who are offputting, as one of the characters says, since, "their quiffers don't run quite plumb.")...


Con:Them Chinks ain't pullin', Mr. T.

Leon:  Even at a dime a fark!

Cy:Well, what's been your approach?

Con:(Looks at Leon)Cost, primarily.  Uh...inexpensiveness.

Leon: The dime.

Cy: I'd go with the strangeness, boys.  Take it head on, turn it to your farkin' advantage.  Ah..."among humans, for grip, the Chinawoman's snatch has no peer.  In all of nature, the python is its only rival, though few have lived to tell the tale."

Con:We are dwarfs in the company of a giant.
 
2013-01-04 12:27:40 PM
The 3 stages of "marital relations:"

1) Kitchen sex. Anytime; anyplace.

2) Bedroom sex. Once things start to cool down. And then,

3) Hallway sex. You pass each other in the hall, scowl and mumble, "fark you."
 
2013-01-04 12:28:35 PM
Today's the most popular day for women to file for divorce, so... Why can't husbands see when wives stop loving them?

Because that's the way she's acted from the moment he signed the marriage contract?
 
2013-01-04 12:31:58 PM
Come to think of it, I did have to talk to my ex yesterday... I finally got to tell her, "Fark you Biatch. I don't have to do a damn thing you tell me to do..".

God, it was cathartic....
 
2013-01-04 12:34:19 PM
I feel strangely drawn to this article.
 
2013-01-04 12:35:45 PM
I hereby claim January 4th as strange day.

Subby failed without the Strange tag.
 
2013-01-04 12:36:13 PM
Well other wise you have to pay taxes like two single people for the year before when the taxes taken out was only for a married couple.
 
2013-01-04 12:36:53 PM
I'm sure the date has nothing to do with excusing yourself briefly from the New Year's Eve party to make a pit stop at the loo, and discovering your spouse already there drunkenly getting their swerve on with another partygoer.
 
2013-01-04 12:37:26 PM

CapeFearCadaver: How come the women get three negative adjectives while the men only get one, Subby?


Because the entire article beats up on men, with such gems as:

Men are emotionally ill-equipped to deal with this, because the one person they always turn to for advice - their wife - is unavailable.

and

they often fail to keep an eye on the health of their marriage.

and

men tend to put outbursts down to feminine over-sensitivity or they simply can't understand why such a minor issue has caused so much fury and soon forget about it.

The whole article is rather misandric and insulting.

/men are like dis
//women are like dis
 
2013-01-04 12:38:12 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: FirstNationalBastard: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Is subby Cy Tolliver?

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"That's an interesting piece of strange."

I do wonder about the etymology of the idiom.

I mean, how is the pussy or dick strange? Is the pussy horizontal instead of vertical? Is the dick wearing an eyepatch and singing sea shanties?

Which reminds me of another excellent Cy Tolliver quote, as he's trying to get two of his guys to drum up business in his fresh load of Chinese whores (who are offputting, as one of the characters says, since, "their quiffers don't run quite plumb.")...


Con:Them Chinks ain't pullin', Mr. T.

Leon:  Even at a dime a fark!

Cy:Well, what's been your approach?

Con:(Looks at Leon)Cost, primarily.  Uh...inexpensiveness.

Leon: The dime.

Cy: I'd go with the strangeness, boys.  Take it head on, turn it to your farkin' advantage.  Ah..."among humans, for grip, the Chinawoman's snatch has no peer.  In all of nature, the python is its only rival, though few have lived to tell the tale."

Con:We are dwarfs in the company of a giant.


You made me LOL

/memories of my dating past
 
2013-01-04 12:39:43 PM
robbiex0r:

men tend to put outbursts down to feminine over-sensitivity or they simply can't understand why such a minor issue has caused so much fury and soon forget about it.

If one half of the people involved in the dispute think it's minor and forget about it, maybe it is, and the other party should just STFU and deal with why they feel the need to keep beating a dead horse.
 
2013-01-04 12:41:14 PM

robbiex0r: The whole article is rather misandric and insulting.


Yeah, I didn't RTFA. Just read the HL and thought it was amusing.
 
2013-01-04 12:44:46 PM
So I should be out at the bars tonight hunting for some lonely piece of ass?
 
2013-01-04 12:44:59 PM
See, getting the divorce after the new year allows you to file as 'married' on last years taxes. Saving big bucks in most cases.

/you spend the savings on the divorce.
//happily married.
 
2013-01-04 12:47:58 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Odd Bird: CapeFearCadaver: How come the women get three negative adjectives while the men only get one, Subby?

You sound like a nagging, harpy shrew. Probably can't make a decent sammich either.

I've also got sharp knees.


Well played!
 
2013-01-04 12:48:52 PM
Of course, the men will be chasing the "strange" much more than the women, although the women will be initiating about 2/3 of the divorces (on Jan 3).
 
2013-01-04 12:51:27 PM

FirstNationalBastard: somedude210: some strange?

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Whoa.. is Dr. Strange a woman character now?
/put on my robe and wizard hat...
 
2013-01-04 12:52:46 PM

ObscureNameHere: FirstNationalBastard: somedude210: some strange?

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Whoa.. is Dr. Strange a woman character now?
/put on my robe and wizard hat...


No, but you can find fairly decent looking chicks cosplaying as most any character.
 
2013-01-04 12:53:32 PM

AncientLurker: Divorce is one of the best gifts you can give yourself. Sure, it's expensive, traumatic and painful,brutal, rough on the kids, destroys your life, leaves you with nothing, takes years to attain, but in the end you don't have to wake up next to your wife anymore.

/kids get two christmas'


Nice to see you put your own happiness and needs in front of your children's emotional well being. Bra-vo.
 
2013-01-04 12:56:02 PM
The best time for MILF farking in PA is during deer season. That guy is not coming home from his cabin in the woods early no matter what. So all you hunters out thier in PA, Your wives are farking who know who while you drink and masterbate with your hunting buddies, because she knows that even WWIII will not bring your a$$ home.
 
2013-01-04 12:56:22 PM
dericwater

So I should be out at the bars tonight hunting for some lonely piece of ass?

Yes but not just a piece, you may want the whole thing.
 
2013-01-04 12:58:56 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: dericwater

So I should be out at the bars tonight hunting for some lonely piece of ass?

Yes but not just a piece, you may want the whole thing.


Perhaps a piece is all he can handle...

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