Slu: In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.
topcon: "Ex gay."Reminds me of a guy who Howard Stern interviewed. He is / was apparently one of the biggest names in gay porn, as of like 5 or 6 years ago when the interview was, anyway.His whole thing was "I'm not gay since I only fark other guys and never take it." Claimed he was completely straight. Might be on Youtube somewhere.
soakitincider: anal sex is filthy
Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?
Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I'll just drop this here....Gerbil Rocket(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong."I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next."The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.
JeffDenver: Has anyone been able to find an actual porn that he was in? Google doesn't seem to know of any.I'd think that would be a minimum requirement before you can claim the title of "porn star".
Tyrone Slothrop: Slu: Obvious tag out to lunch?In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.Hmm. Real female porn stars:Marilyn ChambersNina HartleyGinger LynnJenna JamesonSasha GreyReal male porn stars:Ron JeremyJohn Holmes
steamingpile: Saw a documentary about the porn industry which had gay porn with self described "straight" men, the GF and I agreed that if you take, receive, suck then at the least you're BI. But all these guys insisted they're 100% straight and only doing it for the money, what's even weirder their GFs were on the set saying the same thing.
steamingpile: ObscureNameHere: natas6.0: Recently introduced to a guy, Londonwho also does teh ghey pronhe says he's straight, the movies say otherwise.I don't get the gay fer pay stuff. If you enjoy a flounder and some box, yer bi.Nothing wrong with it.My lass really likes the vid of two ts seduction gals lacing into him.and I dig anything that makes her sassyThat post seems to be in English, yet, remains largely incomprehensible.Makes sense, gay guys denying the fact they're gay.Saw a documentary about the porn industry which had gay porn with self described "straight" men, the GF and I agreed that if you take, receive, suck then at the least you're BI. But all these guys insisted they're 100% straight and only doing it for the money, what's even weirder their GFs were on the set saying the same thing.
Devolving_Spud: What does a slutty gym sock give birth to? I need to know how to set up the nursery room.
Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.
AntonChigger: Buttknuckle: Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.He hasn't reported back!SATAN LIVES!Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...It was only poop! No demons for me.How do you know the poop itself wasn't a demon?
Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.
wellreadneck: Yep, still lisping.
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