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2013-01-04 01:44:12 PM  
6 votes:
When I was a child I attended a Pentecostal Sunday School because my liberal church had no Sunday School and my parents insisted on getting us kids out of the house for a couple of hours for some reason.

Pentecostals practice public confession.

Prize confessions were rock 'n' roll, alcoholism, and dabbling in the Satanic Arts of Ouiji and comic books, etc. In other words, being a normal working class or lower middle class teenager. Being only a small, poor congregation, they could only afford the occasional Converted Satanist.

This Worn Out Pron Star would be a prize catch and could make a good living out of doing the rubber-necking Tent Revival circuit or as the prize Repetent Sinner of a larger suburban church or Mega-Church Inc.

His ridiculous claim (that the Devil is born via the anuses of fornicating homosexuals--and heterosexuals?) sounds just like the article in question. His claim that he had to have his ripped anus sewn up is plausible and also very probable. I expect it is the main reason he gave up acting, that and visibly hitting 40.

Any hoo, I can't think of public confession without thinking of Jean-Paul Sartre's quip in Les Mouches (The Flies) about the dangers of inquiring after the sins that Protestant sinners do NOT confess publically.

For example, even when I was eight years old I was not ignorant or dumb enough to realize that the guy who was making a show of confessing his drinking and smoking was leaving out the well-known fact that his pickup truck was parked in a neighbour's drive way when the neighbour was out of town.

Alcoholism, being a pecadillo and almost universal failing among Pentecostal converts and many born Pentecostals and evangelicals of all stripes, is fair game for confession and self-flagillation, but adultery is, as Jean-Paul Sartre might put it, autrement sérieux.

This is why homosexuality and satanism are so vital to the Fire and Brimstone preacher. They have scarcity value and they put bums on seats better than anything a fundamentalist or evangelical will admit to doing, even when charged and convicted, with film at eleven.

It is no accident that popular religion continues to promote Doomsday, Hell and the Bogey Man of human sexuality. Without these, popular religion's business plan falls to pieces and they'd have to get real jobs in some field other than religio-political showbiz. Take away the BS and you are left with a struggling mainstream church with a mortgage and a moribund congregation.

The liberal Protestant Church is now boarded up. The Roman Catholic Church has, much to the relief of the parish priest, been closed. The town's main industry was killed by mismanagement and thievery. Only the Pentecostal Church and a declining population remains.

That little world is dying but it lives on in hundreds of thousands of small towns, villages and suburbs across the Bible Belts of Canada and America.

Even my parents sold the "cottage" to out-of-towners while the going was good.

Fundamentalism is an expression of the envy, hatred and ressentiment of the lower classes. Evangelicalism is the kinder, gentler version (most older congregrations that have an established population and budgets) that appeals to the better-footed portions of the industrious upper working and small business classes. Mainstream religion is just the older, better-established sects left over from earlier Great Revivals, plus some of the Established Churches (Anglican, Lutheran, etc.) of Old Europe.

In America (including Canada and other outlying territories), religion is a business and business is the civil religion.

The meek, clutching their guns and their Bibles, shall inherit the Earth. And then over the next few generations, turn into Liberals, just as many methodists, baptists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, and Episcopalians did before them.

And when the end comes, there will be nothing but elderly Unitarians and Quakers and such like, tending the old, empty meeting houses until the New Religion comes along, and taking care of their "poor" and other charities. Kindly, liberal, old people. The gentle, kindly salt of the Earth, unlike their saltier but brimstone-stinking ancestors with pews to fill and a building fund to complete.
Slu
2013-01-04 09:36:42 AM  
4 votes:
Obvious tag out to lunch?

In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.
2013-01-04 09:23:15 AM  
4 votes:
Mental illness. Why can't we just call it what it is? Religion gets a free pass?
2013-01-04 09:55:42 AM  
3 votes:

Slu: In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.


I can name 5 porn stars:

Aldebaran (popular with size queens), Sirius (who can turn down some hot twin action), Arcturus (the S&M star.... she wears kinky booties), Regulus (gay for pay), and PSR J0437-4715.
2013-01-04 09:28:35 AM  
3 votes:

topcon: "Ex gay."

Reminds me of a guy who Howard Stern interviewed. He is / was apparently one of the biggest names in gay porn, as of like 5 or 6 years ago when the interview was, anyway.

His whole thing was "I'm not gay since I only fark other guys and never take it." Claimed he was completely straight. Might be on Youtube somewhere.


I hear that's a common rationale in the Middle East too.
2013-01-04 11:17:19 AM  
2 votes:
It's actually just as good as any other myth on the creation of gods or demons.
2013-01-04 10:21:52 AM  
2 votes:

soakitincider: anal sex is filthy


Fortunately for you, about half of sexually active gay men agree with you and don't participate in it. So you should have no problem finding suckbuddies.
2013-01-04 10:00:06 AM  
2 votes:
Oddly enough I know a guy who was in a Catholic seminary, decided he was having a crisis of faith from partying and drinking, and decided to become a priest.

Anyway he was talking to his priest mentor and the priest told he he had a demon inside of him and the only way to get it out was through his anus, and since the priest had experience with exorcisms he would make the great sacrifice to put his priestly penis in this young acolytes anus, and fark the devil out of him.  It was the only way.

My friend went back to drinking and whoring.
2013-01-04 09:45:26 AM  
2 votes:

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?


Rainbows, puppies, and goodness... especially if the proceedings are videotaped and disseminated across teh intertubes.
2013-01-04 09:37:36 AM  
2 votes:
Was this the answer to a question? Who asked it? Why? WHY?
2013-01-04 09:33:49 AM  
2 votes:
I usually anally give birth to the devil after drinking Hamm's and eating Taco Burrito King.
2013-01-04 09:32:50 AM  
2 votes:
Paging RugbyJock to thread #7517232...
2013-01-04 09:22:56 AM  
2 votes:
When I have anal sex with other men, I always wear a condom.
2013-01-04 09:04:23 PM  
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I'll just drop this here....

Gerbil Rocket

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.


http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
2013-01-04 03:25:05 PM  
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I'll just drop this here....

Gerbil Rocket

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.


I guarantee that most religious people do not date the commencement of the End Times to this event, despite it clearly being the culmination of man's long descent from the trees.
2013-01-04 03:04:14 PM  
1 votes:

JeffDenver: Has anyone been able to find an actual porn that he was in? Google doesn't seem to know of any.

I'd think that would be a minimum requirement before you can claim the title of "porn star".


I wondered about that, too. I call shenanigans here. Normally (under practically any other circumstance) I wouldn't think any guy would actually try to deceive you into thinking he had done gay porn. However, this is a crazy evangelical Christian trying to push his anti-gay ministry by means of making himself seem like the worst gay ever who was redeemed and healed. That would give his ministry a lot of cred.

/and just for good measure, he through the occult in there, too!
2013-01-04 02:47:21 PM  
1 votes:
Has anyone been able to find an actual porn that he was in? Google doesn't seem to know of any.

I'd think that would be a minimum requirement before you can claim the title of "porn star".
2013-01-04 02:06:59 PM  
1 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: Slu: Obvious tag out to lunch?

In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.

Hmm. Real female porn stars:

Marilyn Chambers
Nina Hartley
Ginger Lynn
Jenna Jameson
Sasha Grey

Real male porn stars:

Ron Jeremy
John Holmes


Don't forget Christy Canyons...she was in a LOT of those movies (you've kind of dated yourself I'm at the same place). And Peter North...he seemed to be popular with the kids.
2013-01-04 01:39:50 PM  
1 votes:
Giving birth to Satan due to sodomy? If that were true we would be overrun with little baby Satans, abandoned on the streets & filling our shelters. Thorazine- the guy merely needs thorazine
2013-01-04 12:08:28 PM  
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I'll just drop this here....

Gerbil Rocket

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.


So... always remember to use a flashlight, not matches, when peering into the anus of a loved one?
2013-01-04 12:04:09 PM  
1 votes:

steamingpile: Saw a documentary about the porn industry which had gay porn with self described "straight" men, the GF and I agreed that if you take, receive, suck then at the least you're BI. But all these guys insisted they're 100% straight and only doing it for the money, what's even weirder their GFs were on the set saying the same thing.


Not that I don't believe them and all, but surely there's got to be an easier way to make $200? I mean, are you really that pressed for time that 2 hours of getting pounded in the butt by another man is preferable to, say, an 8 hour shift waiting tables?
2013-01-04 11:39:55 AM  
1 votes:

Lawnchair

Neverhood9: Really? Half? This is news to me...

About three-in-four gay men have tried anal sex (one side or the other), but only about 55% or so do so regularly (within the last year). Being gay and not terribly liking buttsex is not uncommon, anyway.



Seems if I were a gay man I would feel the same about this as a girl who doesn't do oral.
2013-01-04 11:27:53 AM  
1 votes:
He's a "porn star" the same way half the girls in junior high were in 1998. Like how wearing a Flash t-shirt makes you the fastest man alive.

/I don't think that came out right.
2013-01-04 11:19:40 AM  
1 votes:
Sounds like he's doing gay all wrong.
2013-01-04 11:08:19 AM  
1 votes:
It's pretty easy to tell who is easily deluded, twisted by the world.

This guy in TFA is example #1. I used to be surprised and amazed by these people, and intrigued by how they came to be who they are. Now, I just thank my lucky stars I'm nothing like them. I would ignore them, if they were weren't so dangerous to OTHER easily deluded people.
2013-01-04 10:44:50 AM  
1 votes:

steamingpile: ObscureNameHere: natas6.0: Recently introduced to a guy, London
who also does teh ghey pron
he says he's straight, the movies say otherwise.
I don't get the gay fer pay stuff. If you enjoy a flounder and some box, yer bi.
Nothing wrong with it.

My lass really likes the vid of two ts seduction gals lacing into him.
and I dig anything that makes her sassy

That post seems to be in English, yet, remains largely incomprehensible.

Makes sense, gay guys denying the fact they're gay.

Saw a documentary about the porn industry which had gay porn with self described "straight" men, the GF and I agreed that if you take, receive, suck then at the least you're BI. But all these guys insisted they're 100% straight and only doing it for the money, what's even weirder their GFs were on the set saying the same thing.


Pfft. I've seen Tom Cruise kiss lots of women in movies. He ain't foolin me

/acting!
2013-01-04 10:13:00 AM  
1 votes:

soakitincider: anal sex is filthy


Not if you clean yourself out first.
2013-01-04 10:12:19 AM  
1 votes:

Devolving_Spud: What does a slutty gym sock give birth to? I need to know how to set up the nursery room.


i6.photobucket.com
2013-01-04 10:06:20 AM  
1 votes:

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


kithfans.com
2013-01-04 10:02:15 AM  
1 votes:

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


Fapping.
2013-01-04 09:58:11 AM  
1 votes:
Not born. shiat into existence.
2013-01-04 09:52:48 AM  
1 votes:

AntonChigger: Buttknuckle: Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!

Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.

How do you know the poop itself wasn't a demon?


i212.photobucket.com
2013-01-04 09:41:29 AM  
1 votes:

Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.


He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!
2013-01-04 09:39:13 AM  
1 votes:

wellreadneck: Yep, still lisping.


What is that, like a gay accent?
2013-01-04 09:28:11 AM  
1 votes:
Same problem after a night of spicy Indian food. Just keep a extra roll of tolet paper handy. No need to make a federal case out of it.
2013-01-04 09:27:07 AM  
1 votes:
I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.
2013-01-04 09:23:08 AM  
1 votes:
"Ex gay."

Reminds me of a guy who Howard Stern interviewed. He is / was apparently one of the biggest names in gay porn, as of like 5 or 6 years ago when the interview was, anyway.

His whole thing was "I'm not gay since I only fark other guys and never take it." Claimed he was completely straight. Might be on Youtube somewhere.
 
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