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2013-01-04 01:16:25 PM  

gilatrout: Santorum is the devil?


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2013-01-04 01:37:18 PM  

Lawnchair: Yeah, the eye and hand twitches and the speech patterns kind of go with the delusions. Anyone with a diagnosed schizophrenic relative should recognize the pattern.


...Hunh. I didn't watch the vid and thought someone just paid him to be an idiot. But damn, that sucks, I hope he gets treatment. :(
 
2013-01-04 01:39:50 PM  
Giving birth to Satan due to sodomy? If that were true we would be overrun with little baby Satans, abandoned on the streets & filling our shelters. Thorazine- the guy merely needs thorazine
 
2013-01-04 01:44:12 PM  
When I was a child I attended a Pentecostal Sunday School because my liberal church had no Sunday School and my parents insisted on getting us kids out of the house for a couple of hours for some reason.

Pentecostals practice public confession.

Prize confessions were rock 'n' roll, alcoholism, and dabbling in the Satanic Arts of Ouiji and comic books, etc. In other words, being a normal working class or lower middle class teenager. Being only a small, poor congregation, they could only afford the occasional Converted Satanist.

This Worn Out Pron Star would be a prize catch and could make a good living out of doing the rubber-necking Tent Revival circuit or as the prize Repetent Sinner of a larger suburban church or Mega-Church Inc.

His ridiculous claim (that the Devil is born via the anuses of fornicating homosexuals--and heterosexuals?) sounds just like the article in question. His claim that he had to have his ripped anus sewn up is plausible and also very probable. I expect it is the main reason he gave up acting, that and visibly hitting 40.

Any hoo, I can't think of public confession without thinking of Jean-Paul Sartre's quip in Les Mouches (The Flies) about the dangers of inquiring after the sins that Protestant sinners do NOT confess publically.

For example, even when I was eight years old I was not ignorant or dumb enough to realize that the guy who was making a show of confessing his drinking and smoking was leaving out the well-known fact that his pickup truck was parked in a neighbour's drive way when the neighbour was out of town.

Alcoholism, being a pecadillo and almost universal failing among Pentecostal converts and many born Pentecostals and evangelicals of all stripes, is fair game for confession and self-flagillation, but adultery is, as Jean-Paul Sartre might put it, autrement sérieux.

This is why homosexuality and satanism are so vital to the Fire and Brimstone preacher. They have scarcity value and they put bums on seats better than anything a fundamentalist or evangelical will admit to doing, even when charged and convicted, with film at eleven.

It is no accident that popular religion continues to promote Doomsday, Hell and the Bogey Man of human sexuality. Without these, popular religion's business plan falls to pieces and they'd have to get real jobs in some field other than religio-political showbiz. Take away the BS and you are left with a struggling mainstream church with a mortgage and a moribund congregation.

The liberal Protestant Church is now boarded up. The Roman Catholic Church has, much to the relief of the parish priest, been closed. The town's main industry was killed by mismanagement and thievery. Only the Pentecostal Church and a declining population remains.

That little world is dying but it lives on in hundreds of thousands of small towns, villages and suburbs across the Bible Belts of Canada and America.

Even my parents sold the "cottage" to out-of-towners while the going was good.

Fundamentalism is an expression of the envy, hatred and ressentiment of the lower classes. Evangelicalism is the kinder, gentler version (most older congregrations that have an established population and budgets) that appeals to the better-footed portions of the industrious upper working and small business classes. Mainstream religion is just the older, better-established sects left over from earlier Great Revivals, plus some of the Established Churches (Anglican, Lutheran, etc.) of Old Europe.

In America (including Canada and other outlying territories), religion is a business and business is the civil religion.

The meek, clutching their guns and their Bibles, shall inherit the Earth. And then over the next few generations, turn into Liberals, just as many methodists, baptists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, and Episcopalians did before them.

And when the end comes, there will be nothing but elderly Unitarians and Quakers and such like, tending the old, empty meeting houses until the New Religion comes along, and taking care of their "poor" and other charities. Kindly, liberal, old people. The gentle, kindly salt of the Earth, unlike their saltier but brimstone-stinking ancestors with pews to fill and a building fund to complete.
 
2013-01-04 01:44:59 PM  

Lawnchair: soakitincider: anal sex is filthy

Fortunately for you, about half of sexually active gay men agree with you and don't participate in it. So you should have no problem finding suckbuddies.


fortunately for me, i'm not attracted to men, and my wife does a sufficient job of that anyhow.
 
2013-01-04 01:48:36 PM  
CORRECTION
For example, even when I was eight years old I was not ignorant or dumb enough to fail to realize that the guy who was making a show of confessing his drinking and smoking was leaving out the well-known fact that his pickup truck was parked in a neighbour's drive way when the neighbour was out of town.
 
2013-01-04 01:49:32 PM  

TappingTheVein: Easy, just call Bob Larson to perform a Gay Demon Exorcism(tm).
Warning: this video is disturbing, as in 'can lower your IQ' disturbing.


Disturbing?  That video was hysterical!
 
2013-01-04 01:53:45 PM  

Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!


According to the toaster anyway

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-04 01:55:59 PM  

relaxitsjustme: TappingTheVein: Easy, just call Bob Larson to perform a Gay Demon Exorcism(tm).
Warning: this video is disturbing, as in 'can lower your IQ' disturbing.

Disturbing?  That video was hysterical!


I was a little disappointed. That demon didn't put up much of a fight. Where was the foaming at the mouth, the convulsions and the speaking in tongues?
 
2013-01-04 01:59:05 PM  
It's still not as bad as Chipotle.
 
2013-01-04 02:06:59 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Slu: Obvious tag out to lunch?

In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.

Hmm. Real female porn stars:

Marilyn Chambers
Nina Hartley
Ginger Lynn
Jenna Jameson
Sasha Grey

Real male porn stars:

Ron Jeremy
John Holmes


Don't forget Christy Canyons...she was in a LOT of those movies (you've kind of dated yourself I'm at the same place). And Peter North...he seemed to be popular with the kids.
 
2013-01-04 02:38:42 PM  

Z-clipped: steamingpile: Saw a documentary about the porn industry which had gay porn with self described "straight" men, the GF and I agreed that if you take, receive, suck then at the least you're BI. But all these guys insisted they're 100% straight and only doing it for the money, what's even weirder their GFs were on the set saying the same thing.

Not that I don't believe them and all, but surely there's got to be an easier way to make $200? I mean, are you really that pressed for time that 2 hours of getting pounded in the butt by another man is preferable to, say, an 8 hour shift waiting tables?


very crazy.........unless....your on meth.
 
2013-01-04 02:47:21 PM  
Has anyone been able to find an actual porn that he was in? Google doesn't seem to know of any.

I'd think that would be a minimum requirement before you can claim the title of "porn star".
 
2013-01-04 03:04:14 PM  

JeffDenver: Has anyone been able to find an actual porn that he was in? Google doesn't seem to know of any.

I'd think that would be a minimum requirement before you can claim the title of "porn star".


I wondered about that, too. I call shenanigans here. Normally (under practically any other circumstance) I wouldn't think any guy would actually try to deceive you into thinking he had done gay porn. However, this is a crazy evangelical Christian trying to push his anti-gay ministry by means of making himself seem like the worst gay ever who was redeemed and healed. That would give his ministry a lot of cred.

/and just for good measure, he through the occult in there, too!
 
2013-01-04 03:04:30 PM  

HailRobonia: Slu: In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.

I can name 5 porn stars:

Aldebaran (popular with size queens), Sirius (who can turn down some hot twin action), Arcturus (the S&M star.... she wears kinky booties), Regulus (gay for pay), and PSR J0437-4715.


imageshack.us
 
2013-01-04 03:12:47 PM  

Diogenes: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

I suggest flushing with holy water.


You've got to have a pretty teensy butt to fit it in that little container they hang off the wall, and you might have to push a choirboy out of the way first.
 
2013-01-04 03:14:28 PM  

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?


Straight male fantasies would be my guess.
 
2013-01-04 03:25:05 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I'll just drop this here....

Gerbil Rocket

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.


I guarantee that most religious people do not date the commencement of the End Times to this event, despite it clearly being the culmination of man's long descent from the trees.
 
2013-01-04 03:54:59 PM  

hockeychick: Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.

[kithfans.com image 507x333]


Wow, a chick who's into hockey and Kids in the Hall? I never thought I'd see the day. Maybe I need to hang out in Canada more.
 
2013-01-04 05:42:24 PM  

Armand Tanzarian: hockeychick: Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.

[kithfans.com image 507x333]

Wow, a chick who's into hockey and Kids in the Hall? I never thought I'd see the day. Maybe I need to hang out in Canada more.


I'm not Canadian. And I happen to like Formula 1 and crochet as a hobby.
 
2013-01-04 06:26:56 PM  
I used to have a gay anal devil baby that I birthed from my butt. I named him Tobey after Tobey Maguire, who was all the rage those days (long before Spiderman 3) and I saved him in a pickle jar that I kept on the fire place mantle.

Unfortunately, I lost Tobey a few years back during a move to a new home. I was coming out of the closet with a box of my larger sized dildos and tripped on one of my chihuahuas. The box of dildos smashed into Tobey. It was so bad that bits of him were stuck to the ceiling.

After that, I never worked up the nerve to try for another gay anal devil baby. One day I'll meet the right man. I've already picked out a name.
 
2013-01-04 07:01:58 PM  
Brantgoose

Farking brilliant. I love it!
 
2013-01-04 07:02:31 PM  
Neville?
 
2013-01-04 07:29:36 PM  

MrHappyRotter: After that, I never worked up the nerve to try for another gay anal devil baby.


Our gay anal devil baby is the joy of our lives! But it was so hard to find a daycare center (we both work) that would take little Cornelius. He kept getting into mischief. There was a nasty little kid that would pull his tail during finger-painting time, and Cornelius boiled off his flesh. At the next place, Corny would get called names by the others, so he would levitate them into busy intersections and, well, that didn't end well. The third place had a bible-thumper worker who always made him stand in the corner, so Corny put a pox on her cattle. Turns out she actually had cattle, and they all died after a week of projectile diarrhea.. For now, we found a sweet little Wiccan undergrad (Theological Administration) who adores him and can babysit on a flexible schedule.
 
2013-01-04 09:02:33 PM  

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


That is extremely selfish of you. Think of those poor demons, ripped away from their homes by a physically-generated spell creating a intermittent hyperspacially-contiguous locus between the nether regions and Earth. Seriously! Do you REALLY think those demons WANT to come here? Especially without warning that they should pack their winter clothing? PLEASE, think of the demons!
 
2013-01-04 09:04:23 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I'll just drop this here....

Gerbil Rocket

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.


http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
 
2013-01-04 09:04:42 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I used to have a gay anal devil baby that I birthed from my butt. I named him Tobey after Tobey Maguire, who was all the rage those days (long before Spiderman 3) and I saved him in a pickle jar that I kept on the fire place mantle.

Unfortunately, I lost Tobey a few years back during a move to a new home. I was coming out of the closet with a box of my larger sized dildos and tripped on one of my chihuahuas. The box of dildos smashed into Tobey. It was so bad that bits of him were stuck to the ceiling.

After that, I never worked up the nerve to try for another gay anal devil baby. One day I'll meet the right man. I've already picked out a name.


Absolutely tits name for a band.
 
2013-01-04 09:09:51 PM  

lemonysprite: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I'll just drop this here....

Gerbil Rocket

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp


Seriously. EVERYONE knows that is a made up story (but a funnier than hell one). For one thing, no hospital in existence would have a farking press conference making public the names of the patients and the circumstances of their injuries. Second, if it had actually happened, a crazed PETA leadership would probably have paid for hits on Tomaszewski and Farnum, and that would be well known. So: why did you obviously feel the need to research it and print the Snopes link? Sandy vagina?
 
2013-01-04 09:25:09 PM  

hockeychick: Armand Tanzarian: hockeychick: Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.

[kithfans.com image 507x333]

Wow, a chick who's into hockey and Kids in the Hall? I never thought I'd see the day. Maybe I need to hang out in Canada more.

I'm not Canadian. And I happen to like Formula 1 and crochet as a hobby.


Hey Stig, how can pine trees and Sundays piss you off?
 
2013-01-04 09:33:58 PM  
img.photobucket.com

Also makes me think of the story of some pre-medieval French king (Lothaire maybe?) Apparently his motive was his wife wasn't producing babies but his mistress was, so he was trying to get the church to allow him a divorce or kill his wife or something... he claimed that she was having anal sex (gasp!) with her brother (gasp) then using witchcraft to get pregnant from this (gasp!) and then for some reason also aborting the ass babies (gasp?) Maybe that last part is where he went too far -- the Pope ended up just excommunicating the wife, king and mistress all together.
 
2013-01-04 11:00:37 PM  
His "sphincters" (plural)? How many of those bad boys has he got? If he's got more than two, no wonder he was a gay porn star.
 
2013-01-05 01:39:48 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: lemonysprite: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I'll just drop this here....

Gerbil Rocket

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

Seriously. EVERYONE knows that is a made up story (but a funnier than hell one). For one thing, no hospital in existence would have a farking press conference making public the names of the patients and the circumstances of their injuries. Second, if it had actually happened, a crazed PETA leadership would probably have paid for hits on Tomaszewski and Farnum, and that would be well known. So: why did you obviously feel the need to re ...


Sounds like "sandy vagina" describes you more than me. Get some new material or at least a better burn.
 
2013-01-05 08:39:04 AM  

kid_icarus: JeffDenver: Has anyone been able to find an actual porn that he was in? Google doesn't seem to know of any.

I'd think that would be a minimum requirement before you can claim the title of "porn star".

I wondered about that, too. I call shenanigans here. Normally (under practically any other circumstance) I wouldn't think any guy would actually try to deceive you into thinking he had done gay porn. However, this is a crazy evangelical Christian trying to push his anti-gay ministry by means of making himself seem like the worst gay ever who was redeemed and healed. That would give his ministry a lot of cred.

/and just for good measure, he through the occult in there, too!


I think he's a fake
http://www.josephsciambra.com/2012/10/my-former-gay-life-in-porn.html

A poster in that comments section asks him what his porn name was and he replies:

"While I appreciate your interest in my story, I have decided not to release my porn name. I have a family, and I would rather that stuff stay buried. Anyway, as we all know porn moves at lighting speed; stuff that's a week old is already relegated to the bargain bins. Most of my porn films have disappeared."

Sooo, you are willing to be public with the idea that you were a gay porn "star" despite the fact you "have a family" but just don't want to give your name.

Yea, that makes sense
 
2013-01-05 09:54:19 AM  

lemonysprite: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: lemonysprite: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I'll just drop this here....

Gerbil Rocket

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

Seriously. EVERYONE knows that is a made up story (but a funnier than hell one). For one thing, no hospital in existence would have a farking press conference making public the names of the patients and the circumstances of their injuries. Second, if it had actually happened, a crazed PETA leadership would probably have paid for hits on Tomaszewski and Farnum, and that would be well known. Second, if it had actually happened, a crazed PETA leadership would probably have paid for hits on Tomaszewski and Farnum, and that would be well known. So: why did you obviously feel the need to research it and print the Snopes link? Sandy vagina?

Sounds like "sandy vagina" describes you more than me. Get some new material or at least a better burn.


??? Whatever, dude. Stay safe. Remember to have your friends wear condoms.
And make sure your vet gives your gerbil a clean bill of health.
 
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