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(Huffington Post)   Ex-gay porn star claims that gay men anally give birth to the devil after a hard night of pounding the ring of fire   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 134
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2013-01-04 10:06:20 AM  

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


kithfans.com
 
2013-01-04 10:10:48 AM  
What does a slutty gym sock give birth to? I need to know how to set up the nursery room.
 
2013-01-04 10:12:19 AM  

Devolving_Spud: What does a slutty gym sock give birth to? I need to know how to set up the nursery room.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 10:12:26 AM  
anal sex is filthy
 
2013-01-04 10:13:00 AM  

soakitincider: anal sex is filthy


Not if you clean yourself out first.
 
2013-01-04 10:14:24 AM  
Good sex can make your whole week

Good anal sex can make your hole weak

hahahaha

At least the guy is not afraid to bend down to get the soap...
 
2013-01-04 10:14:30 AM  
What's he got to say about cream pies?
 
2013-01-04 10:14:53 AM  
Oh lordy, the guy's blog, linked to in TFA, is a riot.
 
2013-01-04 10:18:26 AM  
Recently introduced to a guy, London
who also does teh ghey pron
he says he's straight, the movies say otherwise.
I don't get the gay fer pay stuff. If you enjoy a flounder and some box, yer bi.
Nothing wrong with it.

My lass really likes the vid of two ts seduction gals lacing into him.
and I dig anything that makes her sassy
 
2013-01-04 10:19:42 AM  

Buttknuckle: Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!

Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.


So you take a poop after a night of vicious butt pounding....
Did it look like this?
blogs.miaminewtimes.com
 
2013-01-04 10:20:15 AM  

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


Probably just a fallen angel, since you're not wasting any sacred, holy, life-giving semen.

If you're really looking for a demon try having a gay guy put on headphones and face the wall while you and your GF go all out, and you might be able to trick God into putting a demon in one of your lower intestines with his proximity.
Or try smashing samples from a sperm bank against the wall....or...something?

/How do religious people envisage this happening anyway?
 
2013-01-04 10:21:41 AM  

AntonChigger: theflatline: Oddly enough I know a guy who was in a Catholic seminary, decided he was having a crisis of faith from partying and drinking, and decided to become a priest.

Anyway he was talking to his priest mentor and the priest told he he had a demon inside of him and the only way to get it out was through his anus, and since the priest had experience with exorcisms he would make the great sacrifice to put his priestly penis in this young acolytes anus, and fark the devil out of him.  It was the only way.

My friend went back to drinking and whoring.

Not a Catholic, and I know 99% of Catholics aren't like this, but what the fark man


Hahahaha.  Catholics sin, then go to confession, clean slate it and sin again.  Church is the best place to meet sluts.
 
2013-01-04 10:21:52 AM  

soakitincider: anal sex is filthy


Fortunately for you, about half of sexually active gay men agree with you and don't participate in it. So you should have no problem finding suckbuddies.
 
2013-01-04 10:22:22 AM  
Only watched the video to see what the scuttlebutt was about. I said wut, wut?
 
2013-01-04 10:23:38 AM  
it smelt like i gave birth to the devil earlier this morning.
 
2013-01-04 10:24:45 AM  

natas6.0: Recently introduced to a guy, London
who also does teh ghey pron
he says he's straight, the movies say otherwise.
I don't get the gay fer pay stuff. If you enjoy a flounder and some box, yer bi.
Nothing wrong with it.

My lass really likes the vid of two ts seduction gals lacing into him.
and I dig anything that makes her sassy


That post seems to be in English, yet, remains largely incomprehensible.
 
2013-01-04 10:24:46 AM  

MythDragon: Buttknuckle: Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!

Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.

So you take a poop after a night of vicious butt pounding....
Did it look like this?
[blogs.miaminewtimes.com image 500x375]


dude, how about a nsfw next time
 
2013-01-04 10:25:38 AM  
Just keep three tiger cubs around to preform the abortion.

southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-01-04 10:30:10 AM  

ObscureNameHere: natas6.0: Recently introduced to a guy, London
who also does teh ghey pron
he says he's straight, the movies say otherwise.
I don't get the gay fer pay stuff. If you enjoy a flounder and some box, yer bi.
Nothing wrong with it.

My lass really likes the vid of two ts seduction gals lacing into him.
and I dig anything that makes her sassy

That post seems to be in English, yet, remains largely incomprehensible.


Makes sense, gay guys denying the fact they're gay.

Saw a documentary about the porn industry which had gay porn with self described "straight" men, the GF and I agreed that if you take, receive, suck then at the least you're BI. But all these guys insisted they're 100% straight and only doing it for the money, what's even weirder their GFs were on the set saying the same thing.
 
2013-01-04 10:33:25 AM  
i141.photobucket.com

Foul demon!
 
2013-01-04 10:34:08 AM  
Peter North?
 
2013-01-04 10:35:05 AM  

WTF Indeed: You can take the gay out of the man, but you can't take the gay fashion off the man.


At least give them a heads up!
image8.spreadshirt.com
 
2013-01-04 10:43:17 AM  

Slu: Obvious tag out to lunch?

In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.


Hmm. Real female porn stars:

Marilyn Chambers
Nina Hartley
Ginger Lynn
Jenna Jameson
Sasha Grey

Real male porn stars:

Ron Jeremy
John Holmes
 
2013-01-04 10:44:50 AM  

steamingpile: ObscureNameHere: natas6.0: Recently introduced to a guy, London
who also does teh ghey pron
he says he's straight, the movies say otherwise.
I don't get the gay fer pay stuff. If you enjoy a flounder and some box, yer bi.
Nothing wrong with it.

My lass really likes the vid of two ts seduction gals lacing into him.
and I dig anything that makes her sassy

That post seems to be in English, yet, remains largely incomprehensible.

Makes sense, gay guys denying the fact they're gay.

Saw a documentary about the porn industry which had gay porn with self described "straight" men, the GF and I agreed that if you take, receive, suck then at the least you're BI. But all these guys insisted they're 100% straight and only doing it for the money, what's even weirder their GFs were on the set saying the same thing.


Pfft. I've seen Tom Cruise kiss lots of women in movies. He ain't foolin me

/acting!
 
2013-01-04 10:47:52 AM  
Looks like somebody farked his brains out
 
2013-01-04 11:08:19 AM  
It's pretty easy to tell who is easily deluded, twisted by the world.

This guy in TFA is example #1. I used to be surprised and amazed by these people, and intrigued by how they came to be who they are. Now, I just thank my lucky stars I'm nothing like them. I would ignore them, if they were weren't so dangerous to OTHER easily deluded people.
 
2013-01-04 11:08:41 AM  

HailRobonia: Slu: In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.

I can name 5 porn stars:

Aldebaran (popular with size queens), Sirius (who can turn down some hot twin action), Arcturus (the S&M star.... she wears kinky booties), Regulus (gay for pay), and PSR J0437-4715.


cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-01-04 11:09:16 AM  

Lawnchair: soakitincider: anal sex is filthy

Fortunately for you, about half of sexually active gay men agree with you and don't participate in it. So you should have no problem finding suckbuddies.


Really? Half? This is news to me...
 
2013-01-04 11:14:08 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Devolving_Spud: What does a slutty gym sock give birth to? I need to know how to set up the nursery room.

[i6.photobucket.com image 609x359]


That hand's dad had the heavyweight belt last year, he's practically royalty.

Tyrone Slothrop: Slu: Obvious tag out to lunch?

In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.

Hmm. Real female porn stars:

Marilyn Chambers
Nina Hartley
Ginger Lynn
Jenna Jameson
Sasha Grey

Real male porn stars:

Ron Jeremy
John Holmes


Lex Steele? Mandingo? Brothas don't get no love (hell of a lot more sex than myself though)
 
2013-01-04 11:16:13 AM  
So is he formerly gay or formerly a porn star?
 
2013-01-04 11:17:19 AM  
It's actually just as good as any other myth on the creation of gods or demons.
 
2013-01-04 11:19:40 AM  
Sounds like he's doing gay all wrong.
 
2013-01-04 11:27:53 AM  
He's a "porn star" the same way half the girls in junior high were in 1998. Like how wearing a Flash t-shirt makes you the fastest man alive.

/I don't think that came out right.
 
2013-01-04 11:28:59 AM  

Neverhood9: Really? Half? This is news to me...


About three-in-four gay men have tried anal sex (one side or the other), but only about 55% or so do so regularly (within the last year). Being gay and not terribly liking buttsex is not uncommon, anyway.
 
2013-01-04 11:30:37 AM  

hockeychick: Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.

[kithfans.com image 507x333]


Any reference to Kids in the Hall is auto fav on Fark.
 
2013-01-04 11:39:55 AM  

Lawnchair

Neverhood9: Really? Half? This is news to me...

About three-in-four gay men have tried anal sex (one side or the other), but only about 55% or so do so regularly (within the last year). Being gay and not terribly liking buttsex is not uncommon, anyway.



Seems if I were a gay man I would feel the same about this as a girl who doesn't do oral.
 
2013-01-04 11:42:58 AM  

Transpogue: He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-01-04 11:46:58 AM  

Lawnchair: soakitincider: anal sex is filthy

Fortunately for you, about half of sexually active gay men agree with you and don't participate in it. So you should have no problem finding suckbuddies.


Yeah, and a lot of the gay guys who do participate in that don't do so frequently. It's not analogousness to vaginal sex with straight people.
 
2013-01-04 11:47:52 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: So is he formerly gay or formerly a porn star?


Actually, both (so he claims). So, the headline is correct whichever way you decide to interpret it.
 
2013-01-04 11:52:29 AM  
He goes on to claim that doing gay porn resulted in having to have his "sphincters almost stitched shut."

Was he was screwing gay horses 6 days a week? I know there's a limit to how much a sphincter can stretch and return to its former shape, but geez.
 
2013-01-04 11:54:33 AM  

miss diminutive: He goes on to claim that doing gay porn resulted in having to have his "sphincters almost stitched shut."

Was he was screwing gay horses 6 days a week? I know there's a limit to how much a sphincter can stretch and return to its former shape, but geez.


His act may have involved spinning on a traffic cone.
 
2013-01-04 12:04:09 PM  

steamingpile: Saw a documentary about the porn industry which had gay porn with self described "straight" men, the GF and I agreed that if you take, receive, suck then at the least you're BI. But all these guys insisted they're 100% straight and only doing it for the money, what's even weirder their GFs were on the set saying the same thing.


Not that I don't believe them and all, but surely there's got to be an easier way to make $200? I mean, are you really that pressed for time that 2 hours of getting pounded in the butt by another man is preferable to, say, an 8 hour shift waiting tables?
 
2013-01-04 12:05:37 PM  
I'll just drop this here....

Gerbil Rocket

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.
 
2013-01-04 12:08:03 PM  
Yeah, I remember reading about demonic birth via the anus in a recent New England Journal of Medicine.

It's science, people.
 
2013-01-04 12:08:19 PM  
Was this Demon's name Proteus?

/how is that for obscure?
 
2013-01-04 12:08:28 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I'll just drop this here....

Gerbil Rocket

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.


So... always remember to use a flashlight, not matches, when peering into the anus of a loved one?
 
2013-01-04 12:10:53 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: So is he formerly gay or formerly a porn star?

Actually, both (so he claims). So, the headline is correct whichever way you decide to interpret it.


So it should be "ex-gay, ex-porn star."

Because he's totally not gay anymore. Flushed that demon right down. Loves him some women now, especially Liza Minnelli.
 
2013-01-04 12:18:29 PM  

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


I'm pretty sure that lesbo buttsecks is demon-free (sorry!) but the queefs resulting from girl on girl fisting materialize into those evil shadow spirity things that you see taking away the corporate asshole at the end of the movie Ghost.
 
2013-01-04 12:57:24 PM  
www.wnd.com

Approves.
 
2013-01-04 01:08:32 PM  
Sooo ... that's what the Araba have been up to all this time.....
 
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