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(Huffington Post)   Ex-gay porn star claims that gay men anally give birth to the devil after a hard night of pounding the ring of fire   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 134
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2013-01-04 09:22:56 AM
Santorum is the devil?
 
2013-01-04 09:22:56 AM
When I have anal sex with other men, I always wear a condom.
 
2013-01-04 09:23:08 AM
"Ex gay."

Reminds me of a guy who Howard Stern interviewed. He is / was apparently one of the biggest names in gay porn, as of like 5 or 6 years ago when the interview was, anyway.

His whole thing was "I'm not gay since I only fark other guys and never take it." Claimed he was completely straight. Might be on Youtube somewhere.
 
2013-01-04 09:23:15 AM
Mental illness. Why can't we just call it what it is? Religion gets a free pass?
 
2013-01-04 09:23:27 AM
Not just for homosexuals...
www.vh1.com
 
2013-01-04 09:27:07 AM
I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.
 
2013-01-04 09:27:43 AM
Don't they?
 
2013-01-04 09:27:48 AM
You can take the gay out of the man, but you can't take the gay fashion off the man.
 
2013-01-04 09:28:08 AM
Omg the religious right was correct!!!!
 
2013-01-04 09:28:11 AM
Same problem after a night of spicy Indian food. Just keep a extra roll of tolet paper handy. No need to make a federal case out of it.
 
2013-01-04 09:28:35 AM

topcon: "Ex gay."

Reminds me of a guy who Howard Stern interviewed. He is / was apparently one of the biggest names in gay porn, as of like 5 or 6 years ago when the interview was, anyway.

His whole thing was "I'm not gay since I only fark other guys and never take it." Claimed he was completely straight. Might be on Youtube somewhere.


I hear that's a common rationale in the Middle East too.
 
2013-01-04 09:28:39 AM
In addition to his numerous videos on the subject of gay sex and Christianity, Sciambra has also been keeping a blog called "How Our Lord Jesus Christ Saved Me From Homosexuality, Pornography, and the Occult."

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2013-01-04 09:30:32 AM

Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.


I suggest flushing with holy water.
 
2013-01-04 09:30:33 AM
I thought evil sprang from the hearts of greedy, violent old men.

agitprop.typepad.com

Unless they're packing a pacemaker.
 
2013-01-04 09:32:50 AM
Paging RugbyJock to thread #7517232...
 
2013-01-04 09:33:49 AM
I usually anally give birth to the devil after drinking Hamm's and eating Taco Burrito King.
 
2013-01-04 09:35:48 AM

fozziewazzi: topcon: "Ex gay."

Reminds me of a guy who Howard Stern interviewed. He is / was apparently one of the biggest names in gay porn, as of like 5 or 6 years ago when the interview was, anyway.

His whole thing was "I'm not gay since I only fark other guys and never take it." Claimed he was completely straight. Might be on Youtube somewhere.

I hear that's a common rationale in the Middle East too.


Same rationale with a lot of "macho" populations who still like the gay sex.
 
2013-01-04 09:36:12 AM
Gay men eat at Taco Bell??

I would think that would be counter-productive, but whatever heats your hot dog I guess.
 
Slu
2013-01-04 09:36:42 AM
Obvious tag out to lunch?

In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.
 
2013-01-04 09:37:36 AM
Was this the answer to a question? Who asked it? Why? WHY?
 
2013-01-04 09:37:38 AM
Yep, still lisping.
 
2013-01-04 09:38:09 AM
I'll say this, I'm buying the stitched up part.

The devil thing, not so much....
 
2013-01-04 09:39:13 AM

wellreadneck: Yep, still lisping.


What is that, like a gay accent?
 
2013-01-04 09:39:33 AM
Easy, just call Bob Larson to perform a Gay Demon Exorcism(tm).
Warning: this video is disturbing, as in 'can lower your IQ' disturbing.
 
2013-01-04 09:41:11 AM
Porn stars who find Jeebus are always the funniest to me. "Sure I spent ten years getting pounded like a roofing nail and made a damn good living off it, but deep down I always knew it was evil."
 
2013-01-04 09:41:29 AM

Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.


He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!
 
2013-01-04 09:42:14 AM
So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.
 
2013-01-04 09:44:20 AM

Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!



It's only been 20 minutes! Birthing the Devil takes time.
 
2013-01-04 09:44:25 AM

vudukungfu: wellreadneck: Yep, still lisping.

What is that, like a gay accent?


Yeth.
 
2013-01-04 09:44:34 AM
So when a guy asks for anal and says "come on, baby, you'll learn to like it", is that the devil speaking?
 
2013-01-04 09:45:26 AM

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?


Rainbows, puppies, and goodness... especially if the proceedings are videotaped and disseminated across teh intertubes.
 
2013-01-04 09:47:21 AM

Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!


Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.
 
2013-01-04 09:50:09 AM
Man, this thread has put me right off my Heinz Curry Beans, couscous, falafel, tandoor bread and ice cold Coke. The breakfast of fat champions.
 
2013-01-04 09:50:28 AM

Buttknuckle: Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!

Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.


Damn sodomy demons... they always try to get you when you least expect it.
 
2013-01-04 09:50:29 AM

Buttknuckle: Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!

Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.


How do you know the poop itself wasn't a demon?
 
2013-01-04 09:50:53 AM

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


how you doin' ?
 
2013-01-04 09:50:57 AM
He used to be the Boy Named Sue.
 
2013-01-04 09:52:48 AM

AntonChigger: Buttknuckle: Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!

Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.

How do you know the poop itself wasn't a demon?


i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 09:55:04 AM

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


Wait! Where was lesbian butt sex on "Will and Grace"? Did I miss an episode?
 
2013-01-04 09:55:42 AM

Slu: In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.


I can name 5 porn stars:

Aldebaran (popular with size queens), Sirius (who can turn down some hot twin action), Arcturus (the S&M star.... she wears kinky booties), Regulus (gay for pay), and PSR J0437-4715.
 
2013-01-04 09:56:11 AM

topcon: fozziewazzi: topcon: "Ex gay."

Reminds me of a guy who Howard Stern interviewed. He is / was apparently one of the biggest names in gay porn, as of like 5 or 6 years ago when the interview was, anyway.

His whole thing was "I'm not gay since I only fark other guys and never take it." Claimed he was completely straight. Might be on Youtube somewhere.

I hear that's a common rationale in the Middle East too.

Same rationale with a lot of "macho" populations who still like the gay sex.


I always thought giving it would be MORE gay since you have to keep your dick hard looking at a hairy male ass, that alone would kill it for me and the fact men, for the most part do not smell as pretty as women.

I guess the whole hair thing is irrelevant since razors have gotten better or waxing......
 
2013-01-04 09:56:36 AM

Buttknuckle: Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!

Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.


Those are lies made by the homosexual agenda. Pay no attention, people!
The devil just ran away before he could snap a pic.
 
2013-01-04 09:56:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

Rainbows, puppies, and goodness... especially if the proceedings are videotaped and disseminated across teh intertubes.


Haha, you said seminated.
 
2013-01-04 09:58:11 AM
Not born. shiat into existence.
 
2013-01-04 09:58:20 AM
Yeah, the eye and hand twitches and the speech patterns kind of go with the delusions. Anyone with a diagnosed schizophrenic relative should recognize the pattern.
 
2013-01-04 09:58:53 AM

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


Pffffft crazy lesbians, thinking they are equal even if they don't have a man, the male genome is always better!
 
2013-01-04 10:00:06 AM
Oddly enough I know a guy who was in a Catholic seminary, decided he was having a crisis of faith from partying and drinking, and decided to become a priest.

Anyway he was talking to his priest mentor and the priest told he he had a demon inside of him and the only way to get it out was through his anus, and since the priest had experience with exorcisms he would make the great sacrifice to put his priestly penis in this young acolytes anus, and fark the devil out of him.  It was the only way.

My friend went back to drinking and whoring.
 
2013-01-04 10:02:15 AM

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


Fapping.
 
2013-01-04 10:03:23 AM

theflatline: Oddly enough I know a guy who was in a Catholic seminary, decided he was having a crisis of faith from partying and drinking, and decided to become a priest.

Anyway he was talking to his priest mentor and the priest told he he had a demon inside of him and the only way to get it out was through his anus, and since the priest had experience with exorcisms he would make the great sacrifice to put his priestly penis in this young acolytes anus, and fark the devil out of him.  It was the only way.

My friend went back to drinking and whoring.


Not a Catholic, and I know 99% of Catholics aren't like this, but what the fark man
 
2013-01-04 10:05:51 AM
Satan's Sodomy Baby

/obscure?
 
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