Happy Hours: It's simple. They've developed invisible chem-trails and applying them at close range for a strengthened effect.
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I work in a Virginia office building that sits on the banks of the Potomac. The constant helicopter and plane traffic over the river makes it look like an airborne I-95.
abhorrent1: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I work in a Virginia office building that sits on the banks of the Potomac. The constant helicopter and plane traffic over the river makes it look like an airborne I-95.I live about a block and a half from the expressway. The farking traffic copters hovering overhead at 4am makes me wish I had some shoulder launched stingers.
ha-ha-guy: /actually you shouldn't, as I'm sure all kinds of federal agencies would jump on your ass for it
mbillips: Another make-work project of the military-security complex, keeping DC safe from gorillas and polar bears at vast expense since 2001.
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