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(NPR)   Restaurant trends 2013: Out with bacon-flavored chocolate and mini-hamburgers. In with coconut milk pancakes and low-gluten Peruvian food. You guys go ahead without me   (npr.org) divider line 8
    More: Scary, gluten, Peruvian, market trends, Peruvian food, chocolates, cured meat, consumer expectations, chicken and waffles  
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2749 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jan 2013 at 10:21 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-04 11:53:25 AM  
2 votes:

thornhill: glutton free


Auto-correct, or Freudian slip? You be the judge.
2013-01-04 10:14:13 AM  
2 votes:
OMG LOL bacon is so funny and random

i like bacon do you like bacon lets eat some macon the internet and be friends
2013-01-04 04:41:35 PM  
1 votes:
The paleo diet is silly. To truly lose weight, I guarantee the cambrian diet: you're allowed to eat as much as you want as long as it's trilobites.
2013-01-04 12:34:43 PM  
1 votes:

fappomatic: naughtyrev: Just make Khalua pancakes and be done with it. Or make small pancakes and dunk them in white russians. Both are equally awesome, though none as good as pure pancakes with peanut butter melting all over them.

Pancakes are failed waffles. Give be a big Belgian waffle with malt added to the batter.
Cook it until crispy, pile on some bacon and drown it in real maple syrup.

\I'll be in my pantry


Wrong, waffles are pancakes cooked by neanderthals. Having trouble keeping your butter quarantined to a two square inch of real estate on the corner of your pancake? Tired of syrup spreading evenly? Try waffles! Need an appliance that gets used once a year? Waffles. Multiply the surface area of your pancake ten fold and eliminate delicious sponginess forever. From the makers of Styrofoam peanuts and chain link fences, the Belgians have always been revered for their practical jokes and social experiments. (AIDS, anyone?) Order now and receive a free electric can opener.
2013-01-04 11:26:34 AM  
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: NashMcNash: I, for one, am growing weary of the OMGBACON! phenomenon(?). I like bacon just as much as the next guy. I also really like potatoes, but I don't own any merchandise with pictures of potatoes. Or hamburgers. Love that shiat. No merch.

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Well shiat. Now I can count on my fingers to potato.
2013-01-04 10:55:11 AM  
1 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: I like the restaurants where somebody asks you how everything is EVERY time you take a bite.


Overly attached waitress?
2013-01-04 10:39:20 AM  
1 votes:
Coconut milk pancakes and a cup of black coffee for breakfast and your colon will be clear before 10am.
2013-01-04 12:35:13 AM  
1 votes:
Just make Khalua pancakes and be done with it. Or make small pancakes and dunk them in white russians. Both are equally awesome, though none as good as pure pancakes with peanut butter melting all over them.
 
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