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2013-01-03 07:48:03 PM  
Tom Sizemore has really let himself go.
 
2013-01-03 08:20:53 PM  
www.sptimes.com
 
2013-01-03 08:46:24 PM  
was placed on the sex offenders' register for 10 years

Ok, wait a minute here. I've been led to believe that I'd be put on the sex offenders registry for life for just peeing in public. This guy only gets 10 years for the third most despicable of sex offenses?
 
2013-01-03 08:48:41 PM  
#1 Sex with children
#2 Rape of adults
#3 Pictures and/or video of children
#4 Smacking your secretary on her ass
 
2013-01-03 09:00:12 PM  

jaylectricity: I've been led to believe that I'd be put on the sex offenders registry for life for just peeing in public.


It varies from state to state, because it's not Federal law. I'm sure some states (I'm looking at you flyovers) where there is no registry at all.
Of course, when the flyers went out for the douchebag across the street from me, what did it do? Drew all the kids from around the village to see where the guy lives. His offence was "minor" and involved consent I guess. The family is a bunch of dirtbags regardless.
 
2013-01-03 09:18:24 PM  

jaylectricity: was placed on the sex offenders' register for 10 years

Ok, wait a minute here. I've been led to believe that I'd be put on the sex offenders registry for life for just peeing in public. This guy only gets 10 years for the third most despicable of sex offenses?


England is capable of understanding the idea that punishment for a crime is supposed to reform the criminal.
 
2013-01-03 09:35:50 PM  
Does the word "cupboard" mean something different in England? Or is this guy really tiny?
 
2013-01-03 10:40:47 PM  
I remember this L & O: SVU episode......
 
2013-01-04 12:04:23 AM  

jaylectricity: was placed on the sex offenders' register for 10 years

Ok, wait a minute here. I've been led to believe that I'd be put on the sex offenders registry for life for just peeing in public. This guy only gets 10 years for the third most despicable of sex offenses?


This happened in the UK, but I thought he got off pretty lightly considering his offenses.
 
2013-01-04 12:51:01 AM  

fusillade762: Does the word "cupboard" mean something different in England? Or is this guy really tiny?


"A very small room with no windows used for storing things. The American word is closet"
 
2013-01-04 12:54:49 AM  
He transferred them to his computer "by mistake?"

Sure buddy...

img211.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-04 12:54:53 AM  

jaylectricity: #1 Sex with children
#2 Rape of adults
#3 Pictures and/or video of children
#4 Smacking your secretary on her ass


I hope that's not your bucket list.
 
2013-01-04 12:59:42 AM  
Thanks for ruining yet another good book, and half assed movie from my childhood, stubby.
 
2013-01-04 01:01:41 AM  
Was he found by Ol' Mother Hubbard?

/did she find a bone?
 
2013-01-04 01:05:08 AM  
Okay Fark I was cool with the ads, but Ann the Mans' book is a no go
 
2013-01-04 01:22:50 AM  

It's Me Bender: fusillade762: Does the word "cupboard" mean something different in England? Or is this guy really tiny?

"A very small room with no windows used for storing things. The American word is closet"


wait... Tom Cruise is Indian? It all makes sense now. And not just the help desk calls.
 
2013-01-04 01:30:30 AM  

jaylectricity: #1 Sex with children
#2 Rape of adults
#3 Pictures and/or video of children
#4 Smacking your secretary on her ass


Thanks because, honestly, when you said "This guy only gets 10 years for the third most despicable of sex offenses?" my mind went black other than "...so what are #'s 1 & 2?"

You are a psychic god.
 
2013-01-04 01:31:05 AM  
Blank. Not black. Thought I suppose that works as well.
 
2013-01-04 01:37:44 AM  
"He feels sad that by behaving in this way he has deprived himself of work he enjoyed very much.
 
2013-01-04 01:44:03 AM  
www.jesus-is-savior.com
That's not a cupboard.
 
2013-01-04 01:46:43 AM  

It's Me Bender: fusillade762: Does the word "cupboard" mean something different in England? Or is this guy really tiny?

"A very small room with no windows used for storing things. The American word is closet"


Why do the Brits have to use all these weird words for normal shiat?
 
2013-01-04 02:01:45 AM  

cretinbob: jaylectricity: I've been led to believe that I'd be put on the sex offenders registry for life for just peeing in public.

It varies from state to state, because it's not Federal law. I'm sure some states (I'm looking at you flyovers) where there is no registry at all.
Of course, when the flyers went out for the douchebag across the street from me, what did it do? Drew all the kids from around the village to see where the guy lives. His offence was "minor" and involved consent I guess. The family is a bunch of dirtbags regardless.


Buddy of mine (in Texas) got drunk one day and mooned two old ladies that were calling him names. No other criminal offenses in his history. Six months in Jail, 2 years probation and he is on the sex offender registry I believe for life (been 5 years and hes still on it) which makes finding an apartment/job really fun for him. He dropped out of college to serve his time, is a few hundred thousand in debt now due to the legal hassle and "will never be able to go back to college". His life that he had been building up is over, now he has a new life as a extremely depressive alcoholic who is sinking deeper every day till he hangs himself (cant buy a gun now I think). He was 20 years old and mooned two 60 years old who were swearing at him over something stupid I forgot what.

Remember, you fark up one time in life and it can be all over. But this guy in the article? yea douchebag, somebody needs to sneak up behind him with a 500cc syringe full of permasleep and do everybody and him a favor.
 
2013-01-04 02:10:57 AM  

phrawgh: [www.jesus-is-savior.com image 500x423]
That's not a cupboard.


No, but there are probably still alot of skeletons in there.
 
2013-01-04 02:18:38 AM  

SN1987a goes boom: phrawgh: [www.jesus-is-savior.com image 500x423]
That's not a cupboard.

No, but there are probably still alot of skeletons in there.


yeah, it's a closet

on several levels
 
2013-01-04 02:40:49 AM  
indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com
Young man, there's a place you can go.

img.photobucket.com TOPIC: Kenny Chesney is a butt pirate. Discuss amongst yourselves.
 
2013-01-04 03:21:05 AM  

Gyrfalcon: It's Me Bender: fusillade762: Does the word "cupboard" mean something different in England? Or is this guy really tiny?

"A very small room with no windows used for storing things. The American word is closet"

Why do the Brits have to use all these weird words for normal shiat?


I know, right? "Boot", "Lift", "Lorry", "Loo", etc.
 
2013-01-04 03:34:14 AM  

fusillade762: Gyrfalcon:
Why do the Brits have to use all these weird words for normal shiat?

I know, right? "Boot", "Lift", "Lorry", "Loo", etc.


You guys sound butthurt. Here, have some biscuits.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-04 05:07:01 AM  

It's Me Bender: fusillade762: Gyrfalcon:
Why do the Brits have to use all these weird words for normal shiat?

I know, right? "Boot", "Lift", "Lorry", "Loo", etc.

You guys sound butthurt. Here, have some biscuits.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x155]


now this song is stuck in my head

Link
 
2013-01-04 06:03:14 AM  
"He feels sad that by behaving in this way he has deprived himself of work he enjoyed very much."

Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
 
2013-01-04 06:19:27 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
Well, that was fast.


/Bazinga!
 
2013-01-04 06:40:38 AM  

orclover: cretinbob: jaylectricity: I've been led to believe that I'd be put on the sex offenders registry for life for just peeing in public.

It varies from state to state, because it's not Federal law. I'm sure some states (I'm looking at you flyovers) where there is no registry at all.
Of course, when the flyers went out for the douchebag across the street from me, what did it do? Drew all the kids from around the village to see where the guy lives. His offence was "minor" and involved consent I guess. The family is a bunch of dirtbags regardless.

Buddy of mine (in Texas) got drunk one day and mooned two old ladies that were calling him names. No other criminal offenses in his history. Six months in Jail, 2 years probation and he is on the sex offender registry I believe for life (been 5 years and hes still on it) which makes finding an apartment/job really fun for him. He dropped out of college to serve his time, is a few hundred thousand in debt now due to the legal hassle and "will never be able to go back to college". His life that he had been building up is over, now he has a new life as a extremely depressive alcoholic who is sinking deeper every day till he hangs himself (cant buy a gun now I think). He was 20 years old and mooned two 60 years old who were swearing at him over something stupid I forgot what.

Remember, you fark up one time in life and it can be all over. But this guy in the article? yea douchebag, somebody needs to sneak up behind him with a 500cc syringe full of permasleep and do everybody and him a favor.


It's not justice at all..
It's revenge. It's totally inhumane, irrational and a step back for society, And obviously perpetuates the problem and has a high long-term cost.
But emotional, uneducated voters will always call for vengeance because, well, they lack the critical thinking skills to analyze the situation easily stampeded by sensational media (Fox news, tabloids, etc).
And lazy scumbag politicians will take advantage of this - even if they know it costs us all in the long term.
 
2013-01-04 06:41:23 AM  
Clark's computer, which police later found contained 1,749 indecent images of children, was in the room.

Some were duplicated on the laptop, memory stick and SD card, making a total of 3,931 images.

Norwich crown court heard 491 images were in the two most serious categories and showed children under-13.


That must have been a wonderful job for some bottom-of-the-rung policeman.

"Ok Jones, welcome to the force. Now search these 4,000 kiddie porn images for duplicates and then sort them into over and under 13 year old categories"
 
2013-01-04 06:49:45 AM  

phrawgh: That's not a cupboard.


Maybe he's from Narnia.
 
2013-01-04 07:23:37 AM  

Gyrfalcon: It's Me Bender: fusillade762: Does the word "cupboard" mean something different in England? Or is this guy really tiny?

"A very small room with no windows used for storing things. The American word is closet"

Why do the Brits have to use all these weird words for normal shiat?


Wait until you hear the kind of words they use in France, it'll probably make your head explode.
 
2013-01-04 07:30:56 AM  
Seems that list has gotten outta hand over here in the states.
Along with the CSB up thread, I have my own to add:
I have a friend who's registered for public urination. This happened around 3:00 am after a bar crawl so there were no "b-b-but the children!" involved.
Wife has a friend who's registered for having concensual sex with an adult in a car. Again, middle of the night, no kids around.
While England seems to use the list for actual sex crimes, we like to use it for anything involving someone's no-no places :/
 
2013-01-04 07:33:56 AM  

maelstrom0370: Seems that list has gotten outta hand over here in the states.
Along with the CSB up thread, I have my own to add:
I have a friend who's registered for public urination. This happened around 3:00 am after a bar crawl so there were no "b-b-but the children!" involved.
Wife has a friend who's registered for having concensual sex with an adult in a car. Again, middle of the night, no kids around.
While England seems to use the list for actual sex crimes, we like to use it for anything involving someone's no-no places :/


Because they are sinning in the eyes of God and have no morals.

Haven't you heard the Good News?
 
2013-01-04 08:09:21 AM  
so how exactly were these images found? "oh, janitor moved into the supply closet, better search his laptop" wut?
 
2013-01-04 08:27:52 AM  

phrawgh: maelstrom0370: Seems that list has gotten outta hand over here in the states.
Along with the CSB up thread, I have my own to add:
I have a friend who's registered for public urination. This happened around 3:00 am after a bar crawl so there were no "b-b-but the children!" involved.
Wife has a friend who's registered for having concensual sex with an adult in a car. Again, middle of the night, no kids around.
While England seems to use the list for actual sex crimes, we like to use it for anything involving someone's no-no places :/

Because they are sinning in the eyes of God and have no morals.

Haven't you heard the Good News?


www.howardandrewjones.com
Yes but unfortunately it often turns out to be not that good.
 
2013-01-04 10:32:34 AM  
up next: Ceiling Pedophile.
 
2013-01-04 11:24:19 AM  
He looks kind of arrogant for a pedophile.
 
2013-01-05 09:21:34 AM  

jaylectricity: was placed on the sex offenders' register for 10 years

Ok, wait a minute here. I've been led to believe that I'd be put on the sex offenders registry for life for just peeing in public. This guy only gets 10 years for the third most despicable of sex offenses?


farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-05 09:22:30 AM  

miss diminutive: Clark's computer, which police later found contained 1,749 indecent images of children, was in the room.

Some were duplicated on the laptop, memory stick and SD card, making a total of 3,931 images.

Norwich crown court heard 491 images were in the two most serious categories and showed children under-13.

That must have been a wonderful job for some bottom-of-the-rung policeman.

"Ok Jones, welcome to the force. Now search these 4,000 kiddie porn images for duplicates and then sort them into over and under 13 year old categories"


then he comes back an hour later

"how you doin Jones?" *thump thump thump*
 
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