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(Sun Sentinel)   Stripper who was doing "performance art" on a busy highway was arrested for causing a "traffic disturbance." Not for being naked; no, it was for tossing a traffic cone at a random motorist and spitting in his face   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Hallandale Beach, traffic cone, Dania Beach, side mirrors, street artist, highways, motorists, tongue  
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2013-01-04 02:21:42 AM  
2 votes:

And little early Pearly gave my anus curly wurly, and asked me if I needed a ride!
2013-01-04 01:03:32 PM  
1 vote:
I didn't see her. I just thought God was raining ping pong balls onto my car.
2013-01-04 01:45:34 AM  
1 vote:
Was she crying?
2013-01-03 09:34:34 PM  
1 vote:
"Ma'am,I am getting a visual that I don't think is appropriate right now."

Translation: "I have the weirdest boner right now."
2013-01-03 09:31:38 PM  
1 vote:
the woman first tried to say the incident was part of a television show and that everything was being caught on camera. Then she claimed she was a federal agent. Then she said she was friends with Hallandale Beach Mayor Joy Cooper and everyone involved would be in trouble, von Kauffman said.

Ed: Yes, that's right. I'm Jack's son.

Shaheen Parvici: His son!

Ed: Illegitimate, but some day it'll all be mine. You and I might be doing business, going out to lunch... all right, OK fine, I'm, I'll tell you the truth. Diana's CIA, I'm On Her Majesty's Secret Service, we've got the place surrounded... I'm really from Immigration, we thought you might have some illegal aliens working around here.

Shaheen Parvici: What are you playing at?

Ed: I apologize, I've been lying. I'm actually the chairman of the Committee to Reelect the President. I was hoping for a substantial contribution.

Shaheen Parvici: You are mad.

Ed: Now you don't know what to believe, do you?
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