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(Sun Sentinel)   Stripper who was doing "performance art" on a busy highway was arrested for causing a "traffic disturbance." Not for being naked; no, it was for tossing a traffic cone at a random motorist and spitting in his face   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 5
    More: Florida, Hallandale Beach, traffic cone, Dania Beach, side mirrors, street artist, highways, motorists, tongue  
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2013-01-04 02:21:42 AM  
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And little early Pearly gave my anus curly wurly, and asked me if I needed a ride!
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2013-01-04 01:03:32 PM  
1 votes:
I didn't see her. I just thought God was raining ping pong balls onto my car.
2013-01-04 01:45:34 AM  
1 votes:
Was she crying?
2013-01-03 09:34:34 PM  
1 votes:
"Ma'am,I am getting a visual that I don't think is appropriate right now."


Translation: "I have the weirdest boner right now."
2013-01-03 09:31:38 PM  
1 votes:
the woman first tried to say the incident was part of a television show and that everything was being caught on camera. Then she claimed she was a federal agent. Then she said she was friends with Hallandale Beach Mayor Joy Cooper and everyone involved would be in trouble, von Kauffman said.

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