fusillade762: the woman first tried to say the incident was part of a television show and that everything was being caught on camera. Then she claimed she was a federal agent. Then she said she was friends with Hallandale Beach Mayor Joy Cooper and everyone involved would be in trouble, von Kauffman said.[www.virtual-history.com image 800x530]Ed: Yes, that's right. I'm Jack's son.Shaheen Parvici: His son!Ed: Illegitimate, but some day it'll all be mine. You and I might be doing business, going out to lunch... all right, OK fine, I'm, I'll tell you the truth. Diana's CIA, I'm On Her Majesty's Secret Service, we've got the place surrounded... I'm really from Immigration, we thought you might have some illegal aliens working around here.Shaheen Parvici: What are you playing at?Ed: I apologize, I've been lying. I'm actually the chairman of the Committee to Reelect the President. I was hoping for a substantial contribution.Shaheen Parvici: You are mad.Ed: Now you don't know what to believe, do you?
davidphogan: Well, there is an upside to it. The a nice part is that under Oregon's state constitution strippers are people, too.
StreetlightInTheGhetto: davidphogan: Well, there is an upside to it. The a nice part is that under Oregon's state constitution strippers are people, too.Crazy effing concept.
davidphogan: StreetlightInTheGhetto: davidphogan: Well, there is an upside to it. The a nice part is that under Oregon's state constitution strippers are people, too.Crazy effing concept.It's weird. They get to dance, and people can pay them for their services without worrying about a raid. Like I said, it's weird.
d23: Florida hot is a lot worse than British hot...
Dahnkster: [www.trbimg.com image 475x597]And little early Pearly gave my anus curly wurly, and asked me if I needed a ride!
Because People in power are Stupid: Must be silver plated and installed by the chief technician at Maserati.
illannoyin: Stripper who was doing "performance art" on a busy highway was arrested for causing a "traffic disturbance." Not for being naked; no, it was for tossing a traffic cone at a random motorist and spitting in his faceDid he have to pay extra for that?Also...Has anyone said bath salts yet??Is that a problem?Because it was bath salts.
proteus_b: it's always the wrong women who get raped to death...
Bruce Campbell: $100+ per flat
Because People in power are Stupid: That woman was not the criminal (my point).
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