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(Sun Sentinel)   Stripper who was doing "performance art" on a busy highway was arrested for causing a "traffic disturbance." Not for being naked; no, it was for tossing a traffic cone at a random motorist and spitting in his face   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 32
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2013-01-03 09:31:38 PM
the woman first tried to say the incident was part of a television show and that everything was being caught on camera. Then she claimed she was a federal agent. Then she said she was friends with Hallandale Beach Mayor Joy Cooper and everyone involved would be in trouble, von Kauffman said.

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Ed: Yes, that's right. I'm Jack's son.

Shaheen Parvici: His son!

Ed: Illegitimate, but some day it'll all be mine. You and I might be doing business, going out to lunch... all right, OK fine, I'm, I'll tell you the truth. Diana's CIA, I'm On Her Majesty's Secret Service, we've got the place surrounded... I'm really from Immigration, we thought you might have some illegal aliens working around here.

Shaheen Parvici: What are you playing at?

Ed: I apologize, I've been lying. I'm actually the chairman of the Committee to Reelect the President. I was hoping for a substantial contribution.

Shaheen Parvici: You are mad.

Ed: Now you don't know what to believe, do you?
 
2013-01-03 09:34:34 PM
"Ma'am,I am getting a visual that I don't think is appropriate right now."


Translation: "I have the weirdest boner right now."
 
2013-01-04 01:39:54 AM
I take it she wasn't a very hot stripper.
 
2013-01-04 01:43:02 AM
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2013-01-04 01:45:34 AM
Was she crying?
 
2013-01-04 01:46:41 AM

fusillade762: the woman first tried to say the incident was part of a television show and that everything was being caught on camera. Then she claimed she was a federal agent. Then she said she was friends with Hallandale Beach Mayor Joy Cooper and everyone involved would be in trouble, von Kauffman said.

[www.virtual-history.com image 800x530]

Ed: Yes, that's right. I'm Jack's son.

Shaheen Parvici: His son!

Ed: Illegitimate, but some day it'll all be mine. You and I might be doing business, going out to lunch... all right, OK fine, I'm, I'll tell you the truth. Diana's CIA, I'm On Her Majesty's Secret Service, we've got the place surrounded... I'm really from Immigration, we thought you might have some illegal aliens working around here.

Shaheen Parvici: What are you playing at?

Ed: I apologize, I've been lying. I'm actually the chairman of the Committee to Reelect the President. I was hoping for a substantial contribution.

Shaheen Parvici: You are mad.

Ed: Now you don't know what to believe, do you?


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Maybe David Bowie was chasing her...
 
2013-01-04 01:50:30 AM
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2013-01-04 01:50:54 AM
Well, if you are an advocate of art, make sure you can face any obstacle for art's sake. This reminded me of Princess Leia of Star Wars making a stir in an art class by posing nude. Heheheh!
 
2013-01-04 01:59:01 AM
Spitting. That is NOT how a lady is supposed to act.
 
2013-01-04 01:59:30 AM
Meth is a terrible drug!
 
2013-01-04 02:00:09 AM
Well, there is an upside to it. The a nice part is that under Oregon's state constitution strippers are people, too.
 
2013-01-04 02:01:18 AM
It has been my experience that most strippers spit. Very few swallow.
 
2013-01-04 02:06:42 AM

davidphogan: Well, there is an upside to it. The a nice part is that under Oregon's state constitution strippers are people, too.


Crazy effing concept.
 
2013-01-04 02:21:42 AM
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And little early Pearly gave my anus curly wurly, and asked me if I needed a ride!
 
2013-01-04 02:46:00 AM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: davidphogan: Well, there is an upside to it. The a nice part is that under Oregon's state constitution strippers are people, too.

Crazy effing concept.


It's weird. They get to dance, and people can pay them for their services without worrying about a raid. Like I said, it's weird.
 
2013-01-04 03:22:24 AM

davidphogan: StreetlightInTheGhetto: davidphogan: Well, there is an upside to it. The a nice part is that under Oregon's state constitution strippers are people, too.

Crazy effing concept.

It's weird. They get to dance, and people can pay them for their services without worrying about a raid. Like I said, it's weird.


Oregon's free speech protections ROCK!
 
2013-01-04 05:56:34 AM
Stripper who was doing "performance art" on a busy highway was arrested for causing a "traffic disturbance." Not for being naked; no, it was for tossing a traffic cone at a random motorist and spitting in his face

Did he have to pay extra for that?

Also...

Has anyone said bath salts yet?

Because it was bath salts.
 
2013-01-04 06:00:39 AM
I just KNEW she was gonna be Farkin' ugly!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-04 06:26:47 AM
Florida hot is a lot worse than British hot...
 
2013-01-04 07:47:38 AM

d23: Florida hot is a lot worse than British hot...


Is there a different fark you've been looking at?
 
2013-01-04 07:50:24 AM
 The cone broke the car's side mirror, causing about $300 in damages, the report indicated.

Must be silver plated and installed by the chief technician at Maserati.
 
2013-01-04 08:18:41 AM
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2013-01-04 08:24:41 AM

Dahnkster: [www.trbimg.com image 475x597]

And little early Pearly gave my anus curly wurly, and asked me if I needed a ride!


Whoah.  With the case of the facial herp, that last thing you'd want is that raptor spitting her fiery acid at you.

/Kill it with fire
//would still probably hit it.
 
2013-01-04 08:29:21 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Must be silver plated and installed by the chief technician at Maserati.


You have no idea how much things cost do you? Even an OEM mirror for a 1 series BMW without install will cost that much. Don't forget to tack on $100+ per flat rate hour and the potential paint damage that would need to be repaired. Not saying that is what the guy had, but it's not hard to get to $300 for a damaged mirror, especially if it was electric and heated. It cost $250 to replace mine in 1992 on a freaking Toyota Camry on account of wanting it to paint match the rest of the car.

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2013-01-04 08:52:40 AM
it's always the wrong women who get raped to death...
 
2013-01-04 09:06:29 AM

illannoyin: Stripper who was doing "performance art" on a busy highway was arrested for causing a "traffic disturbance." Not for being naked; no, it was for tossing a traffic cone at a random motorist and spitting in his face

Did he have to pay extra for that?

Also...

Has anyone said bath salts yet?


?Is that a problem?

Because it was bath salts.

 
2013-01-04 09:10:41 AM

proteus_b: it's always the wrong women who get raped to death...


No dude, wha?
 
2013-01-04 09:46:22 AM

Bruce Campbell: $100+ per flat


That woman was not the criminal (my point).
 
2013-01-04 09:49:57 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: That woman was not the criminal (my point).


Hahaha. Right. That was the point you were making.
 
2013-01-04 01:02:37 PM
Mike Doonesbury's wife?
 
HBK
2013-01-04 01:03:32 PM
I didn't see her. I just thought God was raining ping pong balls onto my car.
 
2013-01-04 02:12:55 PM
DNRTFA...but glad the stripper wasn't involved in actual nudity, since every stripper ever featured on FARK is DIAF ugly.
 
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