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(SeattlePI)   Famous heist movie titles: The Bank Job, The Italian Job. Not a famous heist movie title: The Hand Job   (seattlepi.com) divider line 48
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2013-01-03 08:22:43 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-03 08:38:39 PM  
image.blingee.com
 
2013-01-03 08:44:18 PM  
It is, however, the name of a nail salon in The Castro.

/just up the hill from The Sausage Factory, IIRC
 
2013-01-03 08:55:51 PM  
In what police describe as a "stroke of luck," the suspect in a New Year's Eve...

Indeed.
 
2013-01-03 09:18:08 PM  
You think after robbing a bank he would be able to afford a Z job.
 
2013-01-03 09:27:04 PM  
Does robbing banks make you horny, baby?
 
2013-01-03 09:45:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-03 10:59:10 PM  
At least it wasn't the Rim Job.
 
2013-01-04 12:51:39 AM  
farkingismybusiness: You think after robbing a bank he would be able to afford a Z job.

what's a Z job?
 
2013-01-04 01:31:21 AM  

ultraholland: farkingismybusiness: You think after robbing a bank he would be able to afford a Z job.

what's a Z job?


If you gotta ask....
 
2013-01-04 01:58:20 AM  
Officers found the man sitting in the doorway, and realized he looked a lot like the guy from the bank robbery, a police spokesman said in a statement. Confronted with the allegations, the man said he was only trying to hide money in his pants.

So...wait...the guy basically admitted to being a bank robber in order to justify having his hand stuff down his pants?

"Sure, I rob banks, but I don't do that!!"
 
2013-01-04 06:44:21 AM  

Mentat: At least it wasn't the Rim Job.


Those depend on how well the BB10 does.
 
2013-01-04 06:46:12 AM  
Maybe he robbed a sperm bank and wanted to see if it worked.
 
2013-01-04 06:48:20 AM  
A man suspected of robbing a Seattle bank was caught masturbating on a sidewalk, Seattle police report.

In what police describe as a "stroke of luck," the suspect in a New Year's Eve robbery of a Capitol Hill bank was arrested after a passerby spotted him "having a good time with himself"...


LOL
 
2013-01-04 06:53:05 AM  
The Hand Job had a happy ending.
 
2013-01-04 06:56:04 AM  
What a jerk.
 
2013-01-04 07:11:02 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Officers found the man sitting in the doorway, and realized he looked a lot like the guy from the bank robbery, a police spokesman said in a statement. Confronted with the allegations, the man said he was only trying to hide money in his pants.

So...wait...the guy basically admitted to being a bank robber in order to justify having his hand stuff down his pants?

"Sure, I rob banks, but I don't do that!!"


Holy Hannah, what a loser. This is why I gave up crime - it's just not a respectable profession anymore.
 
2013-01-04 07:17:59 AM  
I prefer a Kentucky Wedding.

/That one might actually be obscure...
 
2013-01-04 07:19:02 AM  
The best heist movie is The Heist with Gene Hackman.
 
2013-01-04 07:24:36 AM  

blackhonda: The best heist movie is The Heist with Gene Hackman.


So good they put it right in the name.
 
2013-01-04 07:25:24 AM  
It's good to see the cops paroling their beat for once.
 
2013-01-04 07:28:29 AM  

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 451x324]


i.crackedcdn.com
 
2013-01-04 07:37:25 AM  
Hey, sometimes you just have to do what feels right
 
2013-01-04 07:45:45 AM  
Hey after a successful bank heist he just wanted to give himself a hand.
 
2013-01-04 07:51:49 AM  
I take it he didn't make it to.....

(Puts on sunglasses)

The Money shot.

EEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2013-01-04 07:53:52 AM  
Hey, at least none of the innocent bystanders got rubbed out.
 
2013-01-04 07:57:29 AM  
"At 12:30 p.m. the following day, a woman flagged down two patrol officers and reported seeing a man touching himself in the entryway to a car dealership at 11th Avenue and East Pike Street."

She sounds like a prude.
 
2013-01-04 08:22:58 AM  
This shows up on the RHS when you access that site.
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Talk to the hand?
 
2013-01-04 08:23:28 AM  
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2013-01-04 08:25:21 AM  
Starring Brad Pitt and Clooney probs.
 
2013-01-04 08:27:51 AM  

cygnusx13: blackhonda: The best heist movie is The Heist with Gene Hackman.

So good they put it right in the name.


Who played the broad? Gene had 99 problems . . .
 
2013-01-04 08:28:17 AM  

farkingismybusiness: ultraholland: farkingismybusiness: You think after robbing a bank he would be able to afford a Z job.

what's a Z job?

If you gotta ask....


If someone asks u a question and u want to sound like a complete douche, u should always respond by saying "If you gotta ask..."

I cannot think of anything more douchey.

Btw, what's a Z job?
 
2013-01-04 08:35:27 AM  

danielscissorhands: farkingismybusiness: ultraholland: farkingismybusiness: You think after robbing a bank he would be able to afford a Z job.

what's a Z job?

If you gotta ask....

If someone asks u a question and u want to sound like a complete douche, u should always respond by saying "If you gotta ask..."

I cannot think of anything more douchey.

Btw, what's a Z job?


if you gotta ask...
 
2013-01-04 08:37:24 AM  
What about an Italian Hand Job? Can I get one of those?
 
2013-01-04 08:39:12 AM  
"That's titles, Mr. Connery."

"Not a fan of the ladies, are you, Trebek?"
 
2013-01-04 08:39:30 AM  
John Dillinger frowns on these shenanigans.  Bank robbers are supposed to be knee deep in pussy at all times.
 
2013-01-04 08:52:44 AM  
action shot (SFW)

www.joblo.com
 
2013-01-04 09:15:53 AM  
Apparently subby's movie collection is more diverse than mine.
 
2013-01-04 09:27:51 AM  
If your hand job ends in a heist, you may have a Detachable Penis
 
2013-01-04 10:06:33 AM  
This thread has been friggin' man-handled.
 
2013-01-04 10:16:38 AM  
You would think after robbing a bank he'd have enough to go to a Starbucks...
 
2013-01-04 10:25:53 AM  
Has anyone brought up the question of "What's a Z job?" yet. I just gotta ask
 
2013-01-04 10:46:50 AM  
Man, whatever you do, don't get me started talking about a Z job. Those things are gross.
 
2013-01-04 11:07:23 AM  
don't nobody move...
 
2013-01-04 11:19:11 AM  
Point02GPA [TotalFark]

Man, whatever you do, don't get me started talking about a Z job. Those things are gross.



What's a Z job???
 
2013-01-04 11:49:30 AM  

doubled99: What's a Z job???


It's like a rusty venture
 
2013-01-04 02:35:11 PM  
content7.flixster.com
 
2013-01-04 08:37:03 PM  
The man said he was only trying to hide money in his pants.

"Don't come in here! I'm hiding my money!"
 
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