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2013-01-03 08:11:50 PM  
11 votes:
And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'
2013-01-03 08:18:39 PM  
9 votes:

taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'


Sad thing is you are probably correct. She wouldn't get charged with any crime, the courts would say "Well it was your fault for having a kid," and he'd get to support it for the next 21 years.
2013-01-03 09:02:01 PM  
5 votes:
Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?
2013-01-03 08:21:38 PM  
5 votes:
How about girls that "forget" to take the pill so that they can lock down the guy? Where's justice for them?
2013-01-03 08:58:00 PM  
3 votes:
The pussy should really be the third favorite hole. So much less pregnancy risk with the other two.

Quite frankly I'd rather deal with a few teeth marks and a little poopy dick from time to time than a screaming baby, abortion payments or child support, but that's just me.
2013-01-03 08:43:18 PM  
3 votes:
Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.
2013-01-03 08:37:44 PM  
3 votes:

Bathysphere: So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.


I still wouldn't trust it 100%. You may have forgotten to replace it when it expires. Or gotten it confused with a nicotine patch. Most women I date are too stupid to tell the difference.

Nope, the best birth control is anal sex. No chance of her saving it under her toungue and freezing it for later you get with oral, and tighter than pussy usually. Best of both worlds.
2013-01-03 08:36:41 PM  
3 votes:

taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'


Heck, if the woman did anything and got knocked up with his sperm. Even if he masturbated onto the counter and she shoveled it in herself while he ran to get a towel to clean it up. She'd probably still get child support.
2013-01-03 08:36:31 PM  
3 votes:
Why even admit to it? He wanted a kid and the condom broke. Convenient, but definitely plausible.

That said, it's a terrible idea to get a girlfriend pregnant if the relationship was already rocky. That's just asking for eighteen years of child support and not much else.
2013-01-03 08:28:39 PM  
3 votes:

pxlboy: sycraft: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Sad thing is you are probably correct. She wouldn't get charged with any crime, the courts would say "Well it was your fault for having a kid," and he'd get to support it for the next 21 years.

Pretty much this.


That's why I make them sign my penis EULA, which forbids "generation or addition of dependents or beneficiaries."
2013-01-03 08:13:04 PM  
3 votes:
JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.


Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.
2013-01-03 11:26:54 PM  
2 votes:
Hmm.

So chicks who lie about being on the pill, or who promise and then fail to get abortions are guilty of "sexual assault" now. Of course this would relieve all men so victimized free of any and all liability.

Hmm.


/At least in Nova Scotia
//If the courts are just
///If


////Fourth slashie (stealth)
2013-01-03 09:22:26 PM  
2 votes:

Chabash: If she consented to sex, she consented to all the dangers. Condoms aren't 100%...


He made it far more risky than she consented to. The court was right.
2013-01-03 09:12:30 PM  
2 votes:

mittromneysdog: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Do you think no woman in history has ever poked holes in her boyfriend's condoms to get pregnant?

When was the last time you heard of a woman getting prosecuted for sexual assault for doing it?


When was the last time you heard of a woman sending a text message confessing to it?
2013-01-03 09:09:26 PM  
2 votes:

moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?


Do you think no woman in history has ever poked holes in her boyfriend's condoms to get pregnant?

When was the last time you heard of a woman getting prosecuted for sexual assault for doing it?
2013-01-03 09:07:48 PM  
2 votes:

pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10


If a man doesn't do it, but supplies the sperm so lesbians can have a baby, he's still on the hook, despite a written agreement saying otherwise (see previous thread on this subject for details).
2013-01-03 08:32:45 PM  
2 votes:

Bisu: LeroyBourne: ultraholland: JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.

Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.

I've heard of guys say they'd knock up a chick to trap them, like they're some kind of perfect catch.  Ahhhh, now that's some high caliber dumb right there.

The whole abortion thing kind of makes that only work when the woman does it to the man.


Fun fact: some women do not realize they are pregnant until the baby is actually coming out. There are (claimed) cases where a woman has given birth during sleep.

I'll leave it to you to imagine the type to not readily show/recognize the signs of pregnancy.
2013-01-03 08:24:59 PM  
2 votes:

Ed Grubermann: Chabash: If she consented to sex, she consented to all the dangers. Condoms aren't 100%...

That's what, 3 or 4 kilopalins on the stupid scale?


Reason would say yes, but find any child support thread where somebody stopped taking the pill, etc, and you'll find this argument posted in all seriousness.
2013-01-04 05:01:03 AM  
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: RedVentrue: inglixthemad: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Heck, if the woman did anything and got knocked up with his sperm. Even if he masturbated onto the counter and she shoveled it in herself while he ran to get a towel to clean it up. She'd probably still get child support.

Some cases, he doesn't even have to be the father, or even sleep with her. Watch out who you roommate with.

And all because the state doesn't want to have to pay anything for the kid. It's basically slavery.


As a taxpayer, I pay enough for welfare babies, etc. I have no problem sticking the actual father with the bill, if he can be found.

Your best defense? Don't stick it in the crazy.

/has stuck it in the crazy
//got lucky
2013-01-04 03:38:13 AM  
1 votes:

ElizaDoolittle: Ogre:

Totally okay.  If the woman used fraud to become pregnant, then we as a society have to agree to support the child.  (Under any circumstances, the child must be protected).  The man whose sperm was somehow illicitly taken should not be on the hook for 18+ years of support. No argument from me.

Someone has to pick up the bill, so it will be the tax-payers.  I will gladly pay my part of that if you will too; the child has to be raised anyway.

And for the 99% of children conceived the old-fashioned way, will you agree - that Daddy pays first even though he doesn't want to, didn't know he had to, just wanted a one-night-stand, doesn't want baby, wants to be able to force the mommy to have an abortion so he can get out of it and doesn't get to do that?

Deal?


Agreed.  Be responsible.  I still, however, am not happy with the current system where the man has no choice when the "accident" happens.  A woman can decide to have an abortion if she chooses, or she can choose to have the baby and that puts the man on the hook for child support.  The man has zero say.  But I am even more uncomfortable with allowing a man to force an abortion.  I chose the only safe route (snip snip), but that's the radical solution.
2013-01-04 03:01:07 AM  
1 votes:
Ogre:

Totally okay.  If the woman used fraud to become pregnant, then we as a society have to agree to support the child.  (Under any circumstances, the child must be protected).  The man whose sperm was somehow illicitly taken should not be on the hook for 18+ years of support. No argument from me.

Someone has to pick up the bill, so it will be the tax-payers.  I will gladly pay my part of that if you will too; the child has to be raised anyway.

And for the 99% of children conceived the old-fashioned way, will you agree - that Daddy pays first even though he doesn't want to, didn't know he had to, just wanted a one-night-stand, doesn't want baby, wants to be able to force the mommy to have an abortion so he can get out of it and doesn't get to do that?

Deal?
2013-01-04 02:09:24 AM  
1 votes:

pxlboy: topcon: taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.

How old were you when you got it? A guy I work with, his nephew wanted to get one at like 22 with no kids. He had a lot of trouble finding a doctor who would agree to do it but finally did. Weird how they're so "ethical" about such a thing.

It's even worse for women; they get a patronizing "you'll change your mind" lecture.


This. I got laughed out of a goddamned Planned Parenthood for trying to get the snip three months before my 29th birthday. The doc took one look at the clipboard, noting my age and the number of kids I'd already had (0), and glazed over, charitably allowing me to state my case even though she clearly wasn't listening before telling me flat out that she refuses all under-30s as being too young to make such a permanent decision, and to come back in a year - to give me some more 'thinking-it-over time' (on top of the years I'd already been waiting just for a decent insurance plan). If I'd been trying to conceive, do you think I'd have been asked to think on it for another year, or would I have gone home that very day with a list of vitamins to take and techniques to try? Last time I checked, having a child is a rather permanent decision too.

Luckily the second doc I talked to gave me the greenlight, and with no bullmess. Two months after the first doc's refusal, I was snipped.

/holy hell does this article reinforce how glad I am to have had the snip
//don't stick crazy in it, folks
2013-01-04 01:38:32 AM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: OgreMagi: Theaetetus: OgreMagi: A person (male or female) should not be able to benefit from fraud.

Should an innocent party be harmed by someone else's fraud?

Forcing some young guy to pay 20 years of child support has the potential to ruin his life.

Forcing some young child to go 20 years with half the support of the parents he's entitled to has the potential to ruin his life.

If the state is going to choose between "potentially ruining the life of an adult" and "potentially ruining the life of a child", the adult is going to lose every time.


Why is that support not provided by the state? Forcing the suspected (male) parent to provide it is punitive, and therefore questioning the accuracy of the charge is certainly in order.
2013-01-04 01:18:47 AM  
1 votes:

Cymbal: Even with a paternity test? How? What's the reasoning?


Because screw the guy's rights, wimmenz is vulnerable and can't provide for themselves.

Our family court system is still predicated on the assumption that women are nearly always better parents and men are the only ones with earning power. It's built to protect the interests and vulnerabilities of 50's stereotypes. In that context, it actually makes sense. Women had dramatically less earning power than men, and women were expected to stay home and raise the kids. If the dad forgoes a stable relationship, the mom still needs enough money to raise the kid. That comes from the person the court recognizes as the father, regardless of circumstance, since without that money, mom and the kid are going to live a pretty hard life. In many cases, it still makes sense. But it can certainly be abused, certainly has been, and more modern recognition of gender equality makes some of the assumptions in the system much more suspect. I've seen a male farker or two pop up in threads like these relating stories of trying to get custody of their kids in a bad divorce- it is insanely difficult for a father to get custody, even if he wants it and is a demonstrably far better parent than the mother. It often takes proof of straight up abuse to get that to happen.

Anyway, it's a mess, but fixing parts of it carries a huge risk of nasty unforeseen consequences. Right now, it's the devil we know being better than the one we don't
2013-01-03 11:51:28 PM  
1 votes:

dfenstrate: I've thought for a while that if I ended up getting pegged with a BS child support order, I'd go for custody of the child.
In the meanest , at-her-throat style possible.
...I'm going to make sure they turn out right.


As a mean bastard who goes at the throat of anyone who he feels wrongs him?
2013-01-03 11:38:26 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: there's no reason he should be paying for  his child


... except, you know, the child.
2013-01-03 11:28:14 PM  
1 votes:

Cymbal: steerforth: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

No, this is the thread where white American males talk about their preference for anal while typing one-handed as they clutch their Real Dolls tightly to their heaving man-boobs, take a quick diversion into their bull-dyke lesbian fantasies and only then do they give way to their disenfranchisement and persecution complexes.

In other words, every day on Fark.

You just jealous because you are late to the party and all the good shiat has been riffed on already. You are frustrated because you will get no LOLs, lulz, or snicker-doodles from this thread no matter how hard you try. It might as well be dead to you. I pity you really. But take heart, there will always be other threads you can go and try and be the first to talk about how much you secretly love anal. Just keep refreshing that homepage.


Yes, dear. You've been trolling this thread pretty hard and only managed to lasso in a couple of the usual retarded suspects. Well done to you!
2013-01-03 10:42:08 PM  
1 votes:

steerforth: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

No, this is the thread where white American males talk about their preference for anal while typing one-handed as they clutch their Real Dolls tightly to their heaving man-boobs, take a quick diversion into their bull-dyke lesbian fantasies and only then do they give way to their disenfranchisement and persecution complexes.

In other words, every day on Fark.


You just jealous because you are late to the party and all the good shiat has been riffed on already. You are frustrated because you will get no LOLs, lulz, or snicker-doodles from this thread no matter how hard you try. It might as well be dead to you. I pity you really. But take heart, there will always be other threads you can go and try and be the first to talk about how much you secretly love anal. Just keep refreshing that homepage.
2013-01-03 10:12:05 PM  
1 votes:

moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?


No, this is the thread where white American males talk about their preference for anal while typing one-handed as they clutch their Real Dolls tightly to their heaving man-boobs, take a quick diversion into their bull-dyke lesbian fantasies and only then do they give way to their disenfranchisement and persecution complexes.

In other words, every day on Fark.
2013-01-03 10:11:16 PM  
1 votes:

clowncar on fire: Cymbal: Bathysphere: So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.

I still wouldn't trust it 100%. You may have forgotten to replace it when it expires. Or gotten it confused with a nicotine patch. Most women I date are too stupid to tell the difference.

Nope, the best birth control is anal sex. No chance of her saving it under her toungue and freezing it for later you get with oral, and tighter than pussy usually. Best of both worlds.

In case you were serious-

You shag her anal doggie style, all that frothy sperm laden fluid Santorum is going to eventually head south and could enter the gai-gai so your risk of pregnancy still exists. Sorry to ruin the myth that anal was the only effective method that was 100% effective.


C'mon man, you had a perfect opportunity to use that word in every day conversation and you botched it. Get your head in the game.

\Would have voted for Santorum
\\Still thinks it's funny
2013-01-03 10:05:13 PM  
1 votes:

Cymbal: Bathysphere: So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.

I still wouldn't trust it 100%. You may have forgotten to replace it when it expires. Or gotten it confused with a nicotine patch. Most women I date are too stupid to tell the difference.

Nope, the best birth control is anal sex. No chance of her saving it under her toungue and freezing it for later you get with oral, and tighter than pussy usually. Best of both worlds.


In case you were serious-

You shag her anal doggie style, all that frothy sperm laden fluid is going to eventually head south and could enter the gai-gai so your risk of pregnancy still exists. Sorry to ruin the myth that anal was the only effective method that was 100% effective.
2013-01-03 09:38:30 PM  
1 votes:

pxlboy: sycraft: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Sad thing is you are probably correct. She wouldn't get charged with any crime, the courts would say "Well it was your fault for having a kid," and he'd get to support it for the next 21 years.

Pretty much this.


this
2013-01-03 09:23:57 PM  
1 votes:

Tumunga: The Irresponsible Captain:





It would be an asshole baby?


LOL. You stupid or something? The other hole is the vagina.

Default is the ass, always.
2013-01-03 09:19:55 PM  
1 votes:
scrapetv.com
2013-01-03 09:04:28 PM  
1 votes:

moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?


Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10
2013-01-03 09:02:34 PM  
1 votes:

topcon: Cymbal: topcon: What about women who poke holes in condoms? I personally know someone who this happened to, she admitted it, after she was pregnant, of course. Then they got married shortly after. No idea if they still are, this happened around 2000.

I think that would probably give you carte blanche to cheat on her and treat her like shiat, and she'd just have take it. Sounds pretty sweet actually.

They were both insufferable people to some extent. Both came from families of divorce, she lost her virginity at like 13, he was probably like 10th in line at 20 or 21 years old when they got married. I used to be friends with both of them, moved away. They would both tell me shiat in private then I'd have to pretend like I didn't hear it when I was alone with either of them. Really annoying people. I actually looked them up once to see if they were still married but I couldn't find them on any kind of social networking site or anything despite the fact they have an unusual last name.


You should probably just stay away. Sounds like a Phil Hartman situation and we all know how well that ended.
2013-01-03 09:01:22 PM  
1 votes:

MemeSlave: UsikFark: Bisu: LeroyBourne: ultraholland: JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.

Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.

I've heard of guys say they'd knock up a chick to trap them, like they're some kind of perfect catch.  Ahhhh, now that's some high caliber dumb right there.

The whole abortion thing kind of makes that only work when the woman does it to the man.

Fun fact: some women do not realize they are pregnant until the baby is actually coming out. There are (claimed) cases where a woman has given birth during sleep.

I'll leave it to you to imagine the type to not readily show/recognize the signs of pregnancy.

[decentcommunity.files.wordpress.com image 208x300]


that should be a 15 yd unsportsmanlike conduct flag, in fact go take a seat
2013-01-03 08:59:33 PM  
1 votes:

topcon: taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.

How old were you when you got it? A guy I work with, his nephew wanted to get one at like 22 with no kids. He had a lot of trouble finding a doctor who would agree to do it but finally did. Weird how they're so "ethical" about such a thing.


28. Got it right after I got home from a deployment. I had no problem finding someone to do it around the Detroit area.
2013-01-03 08:54:03 PM  
1 votes:

inglixthemad: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Heck, if the woman did anything and got knocked up with his sperm. Even if he masturbated onto the counter and she shoveled it in herself while he ran to get a towel to clean it up. She'd probably still get child support.


That has happened.  The women grabbed the used condom out of the trashcan and impregnated herself with the contents.  Yes, the guy ended up paying child support.
2013-01-03 08:50:17 PM  
1 votes:

topcon: taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.

How old were you when you got it? A guy I work with, his nephew wanted to get one at like 22 with no kids. He had a lot of trouble finding a doctor who would agree to do it but finally did. Weird how they're so "ethical" about such a thing.


Excuse me, done at 33.
2013-01-03 08:49:11 PM  
1 votes:

topcon: taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.

How old were you when you got it? A guy I work with, his nephew wanted to get one at like 22 with no kids. He had a lot of trouble finding a doctor who would agree to do it but finally did. Weird how they're so "ethical" about such a thing.


It's even worse for women; they get a patronizing "you'll change your mind" lecture.

I got it done at 29 and have had it sooner had it occurred to me that my insurance would pay for it. $25 included the procedure, meds, and the follow-up. And after 3 years, it's more than paid for itself.
2013-01-03 08:48:48 PM  
1 votes:

Bathysphere: Cymbal: Bathysphere: So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.

I still wouldn't trust it 100%. You may have forgotten to replace it when it expires. Or gotten it confused with a nicotine patch. Most women I date are too stupid to tell the difference.

Nope, the best birth control is anal sex. No chance of her saving it under her toungue and freezing it for later you get with oral, and tighter than pussy usually. Best of both worlds.

That is weird and you should feel weird.


That's cool, I get off on feeling weird. But I got to say, anal with a girl doesn't make me feel weird. Feels pretty damn good actually.
2013-01-03 08:45:54 PM  
1 votes:

taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.


*brofist*
2013-01-03 08:44:24 PM  
1 votes:

Cymbal: Bathysphere: So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.

I still wouldn't trust it 100%. You may have forgotten to replace it when it expires. Or gotten it confused with a nicotine patch. Most women I date are too stupid to tell the difference.

Nope, the best birth control is anal sex. No chance of her saving it under her toungue and freezing it for later you get with oral, and tighter than pussy usually. Best of both worlds.


That is weird and you should feel weird.
2013-01-03 08:29:49 PM  
1 votes:

taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'


nailed it in 3
2013-01-03 08:29:38 PM  
1 votes:
So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.
2013-01-03 08:28:12 PM  
1 votes:

Zeb Hesselgresser: No, no I can't pick a side here, I dislike them both.


This.
2013-01-03 08:28:02 PM  
1 votes:

ultraholland: JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.

Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.


I've heard of guys say they'd knock up a chick to trap them, like they're some kind of perfect catch.  Ahhhh, now that's some high caliber dumb right there.
2013-01-03 08:25:44 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: Chabash: If she consented to sex, she consented to all the dangers. Condoms aren't 100%...

That's what, 3 or 4 kilopalins on the stupid scale?


I think you're a few orders of magnitude off. Maybe decapalin bordering on a hectopalin, but if there were ever a kilopalin event, none of us would be here anymore.
2013-01-03 08:21:45 PM  
1 votes:

sycraft: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Sad thing is you are probably correct. She wouldn't get charged with any crime, the courts would say "Well it was your fault for having a kid," and he'd get to support it for the next 21 years.


Pretty much this.
2013-01-03 08:16:35 PM  
1 votes:
"A Nova Scotia man who pricked holes in his girlfriend's condoms..."

well, duh...
2013-01-03 08:10:33 PM  
1 votes:
Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.
2013-01-03 08:10:30 PM  
1 votes:
If she consented to sex, she consented to all the dangers. Condoms aren't 100%...
 
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