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2013-01-03 08:58:00 PM
The pussy should really be the third favorite hole. So much less pregnancy risk with the other two.

Quite frankly I'd rather deal with a few teeth marks and a little poopy dick from time to time than a screaming baby, abortion payments or child support, but that's just me.
 
2013-01-03 08:58:17 PM

Tornado of Zoo Animals: How about girls that "forget" to take the pill so that they can lock down the guy? Where's justice for them?


Women control the sex. Sorry, that is the way it is. Just accept your third class status in the whole "propagation of the species" game.

//fourth class, if you also have a dog
 
2013-01-03 08:59:33 PM

topcon: taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.

How old were you when you got it? A guy I work with, his nephew wanted to get one at like 22 with no kids. He had a lot of trouble finding a doctor who would agree to do it but finally did. Weird how they're so "ethical" about such a thing.


28. Got it right after I got home from a deployment. I had no problem finding someone to do it around the Detroit area.
 
2013-01-03 09:01:22 PM

MemeSlave: UsikFark: Bisu: LeroyBourne: ultraholland: JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.

Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.

I've heard of guys say they'd knock up a chick to trap them, like they're some kind of perfect catch.  Ahhhh, now that's some high caliber dumb right there.

The whole abortion thing kind of makes that only work when the woman does it to the man.

Fun fact: some women do not realize they are pregnant until the baby is actually coming out. There are (claimed) cases where a woman has given birth during sleep.

I'll leave it to you to imagine the type to not readily show/recognize the signs of pregnancy.

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that should be a 15 yd unsportsmanlike conduct flag, in fact go take a seat
 
2013-01-03 09:02:01 PM
Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?
 
2013-01-03 09:02:20 PM

Cymbal: Bathysphere: Cymbal: Bathysphere: So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.

I still wouldn't trust it 100%. You may have forgotten to replace it when it expires. Or gotten it confused with a nicotine patch. Most women I date are too stupid to tell the difference.

Nope, the best birth control is anal sex. No chance of her saving it under her toungue and freezing it for later you get with oral, and tighter than pussy usually. Best of both worlds.

That is weird and you should feel weird.

That's cool, I get off on feeling weird. But I got to say, anal with a girl doesn't make me feel weird. Feels pretty damn good actually.


How can you tell it's a girl? What if you're doing it, and that girl you think your reaming turns loose of her bag, and your nuts bang together like two porcelain cups?
 
2013-01-03 09:02:22 PM
Add me to the "shoots blanks" crowd.  At 24.  There was a waiting period, much like buying a gun, except I was trying to return the ammo.
 
2013-01-03 09:02:34 PM

topcon: Cymbal: topcon: What about women who poke holes in condoms? I personally know someone who this happened to, she admitted it, after she was pregnant, of course. Then they got married shortly after. No idea if they still are, this happened around 2000.

I think that would probably give you carte blanche to cheat on her and treat her like shiat, and she'd just have take it. Sounds pretty sweet actually.

They were both insufferable people to some extent. Both came from families of divorce, she lost her virginity at like 13, he was probably like 10th in line at 20 or 21 years old when they got married. I used to be friends with both of them, moved away. They would both tell me shiat in private then I'd have to pretend like I didn't hear it when I was alone with either of them. Really annoying people. I actually looked them up once to see if they were still married but I couldn't find them on any kind of social networking site or anything despite the fact they have an unusual last name.


You should probably just stay away. Sounds like a Phil Hartman situation and we all know how well that ended.
 
2013-01-03 09:03:11 PM

MemeSlave: UsikFark: Bisu: LeroyBourne: ultraholland: JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.

Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.

I've heard of guys say they'd knock up a chick to trap them, like they're some kind of perfect catch.  Ahhhh, now that's some high caliber dumb right there.

The whole abortion thing kind of makes that only work when the woman does it to the man.

Fun fact: some women do not realize they are pregnant until the baby is actually coming out. There are (claimed) cases where a woman has given birth during sleep.

I'll leave it to you to imagine the type to not readily show/recognize the signs of pregnancy.


Yeah, cover up her face. I'll never recognize Jabba the Hutt Rollin down the street in her amigo.
 
2013-01-03 09:04:28 PM

moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?


Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10
 
2013-01-03 09:06:08 PM

taurusowner: Cymbal: taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.

Aren't you worried that all that sperm will buildup over time and become a super volcanoe like the one under Yellowstone?

This is the stuff that keeps me up at night.

I LOLd


you laugh, but the D.S.B can be deadly
 
2013-01-03 09:07:10 PM

Tumunga: Cymbal: Bathysphere: Cymbal: Bathysphere: So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.

I still wouldn't trust it 100%. You may have forgotten to replace it when it expires. Or gotten it confused with a nicotine patch. Most women I date are too stupid to tell the difference.

Nope, the best birth control is anal sex. No chance of her saving it under her toungue and freezing it for later you get with oral, and tighter than pussy usually. Best of both worlds.

That is weird and you should feel weird.

That's cool, I get off on feeling weird. But I got to say, anal with a girl doesn't make me feel weird. Feels pretty damn good actually.

How can you tell it's a girl? What if you're doing it, and that girl you think your reaming turns loose of her bag, and your nuts bang together like two porcelain cups?


I've never had a problem spotting a tranny. So I should be fine. But if by chance it occurs, I'd prob just GTFO, like Begbie in Trainspotting.
 
2013-01-03 09:07:48 PM

pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10


If a man doesn't do it, but supplies the sperm so lesbians can have a baby, he's still on the hook, despite a written agreement saying otherwise (see previous thread on this subject for details).
 
2013-01-03 09:08:32 PM
i.imgur.com
/I only pick up good christian girls with promise rings.
 
2013-01-03 09:09:26 PM

moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?


Do you think no woman in history has ever poked holes in her boyfriend's condoms to get pregnant?

When was the last time you heard of a woman getting prosecuted for sexual assault for doing it?
 
2013-01-03 09:09:27 PM

OgreMagi: pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10

If a man doesn't do it, but supplies the sperm so lesbians can have a baby, he's still on the hook, despite a written agreement saying otherwise (see previous thread on this subject for details).


That's pretty ridiculous. What if its from a sperm bank? Don't they have non-disclosure agreements?
 
2013-01-03 09:12:18 PM

Tumunga: Cymbal: Bathysphere: Cymbal: Bathysphere: So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.

I still wouldn't trust it 100%. You may have forgotten to replace it when it expires. Or gotten it confused with a nicotine patch. Most women I date are too stupid to tell the difference.

Nope, the best birth control is anal sex. No chance of her saving it under her toungue and freezing it for later you get with oral, and tighter than pussy usually. Best of both worlds.

That is weird and you should feel weird.

That's cool, I get off on feeling weird. But I got to say, anal with a girl doesn't make me feel weird. Feels pretty damn good actually.

How can you tell it's a girl? What if you're doing it, and that girl you think your reaming turns loose of her bag, and your nuts bang together like two porcelain cups?


Then we turn to the wisdom of the internet.

static.someecards.com
/I haven't used this old meme in many an internet year.
 
2013-01-03 09:12:30 PM

mittromneysdog: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Do you think no woman in history has ever poked holes in her boyfriend's condoms to get pregnant?

When was the last time you heard of a woman getting prosecuted for sexual assault for doing it?


When was the last time you heard of a woman sending a text message confessing to it?
 
2013-01-03 09:13:47 PM
Off topic, but Mrs Fool has been on the pill for years. I've been thinking about getting snipped so there are no little Fools. Any advice/cautions/tales that I need to know about?
 
2013-01-03 09:16:25 PM

Cymbal: OgreMagi: pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10

If a man doesn't do it, but supplies the sperm so lesbians can have a baby, he's still on the hook, despite a written agreement saying otherwise (see previous thread on this subject for details).

That's pretty ridiculous. What if its from a sperm bank? Don't they have non-disclosure agreements?


The mistake made was they did not use a sperm bank.  It was handled privately.
 
2013-01-03 09:17:44 PM

The Irresponsible Captain:

i.imgur.com



It would be an asshole baby?
 
2013-01-03 09:18:12 PM

OgreMagi: pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10

If a man doesn't do it, but supplies the sperm so lesbians can have a baby, he's still on the hook, despite an unforceable written agreement saying otherwise (see previous thread on this subject for details).


FTFY.
 
2013-01-03 09:19:55 PM
scrapetv.com
 
2013-01-03 09:21:23 PM

desertfool: Off topic, but Mrs Fool has been on the pill for years. I've been thinking about getting snipped so there are no little Fools. Any advice/cautions/tales that I need to know about?


I'd say go ahead and get yourself a new sports car afterwards. Preferably one that looks most like a penis.
 
2013-01-03 09:22:26 PM

Chabash: If she consented to sex, she consented to all the dangers. Condoms aren't 100%...


He made it far more risky than she consented to. The court was right.
 
2013-01-03 09:23:57 PM

Tumunga: The Irresponsible Captain:





It would be an asshole baby?


LOL. You stupid or something? The other hole is the vagina.

Default is the ass, always.
 
2013-01-03 09:23:58 PM

OgreMagi: pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10

If a man doesn't do it, but supplies the sperm so lesbians can have a baby, he's still on the hook, despite a written agreement saying otherwise (see previous thread on this subject for details).


Yup. I had a friend of mine that had asked me if I would supply the batter for their in-vitro child. I didn't know her partner, so I declined.
 
2013-01-03 09:24:59 PM

desertfool: Off topic, but Mrs Fool has been on the pill for years. I've been thinking about getting snipped so there are no little Fools. Any advice/cautions/tales that I need to know about?


It's more likely that the kids will wind up looking like Drew.
 
2013-01-03 09:26:35 PM

desertfool: Off topic, but Mrs Fool has been on the pill for years. I've been thinking about getting snipped so there are no little Fools. Any advice/cautions/tales that I need to know about?


Get an "athletic supporter", shave your sack the morning of, and have someone to drive you to and from. Keep the ice on it, take the pills for pain as needed.

Wait until it heals.

After that, going bareback without the fear of pregnancy. It is every bit as awesome as you think it would be.
 
2013-01-03 09:27:03 PM

pxlboy: OgreMagi: pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10

If a man doesn't do it, but supplies the sperm so lesbians can have a baby, he's still on the hook, despite a written agreement saying otherwise (see previous thread on this subject for details).

Yup. I had a friend of mine that had asked me if I would supply the batter for their in-vitro child. I didn't know her partner, so I declined.


I'd say yes, but only if I got to have sex with both of the lesbians, and then watched them. They'd have to be hot too. No bull dykes. A man must have standards these days. Lot of good eatin fish out there, don't have to be smacking down on carp anymore.
 
2013-01-03 09:29:28 PM

Cymbal: The pussy should really be the third favorite hole. So much less pregnancy risk with the other two.


If you only think there's three viable holes you're really missing out...
 
2013-01-03 09:29:39 PM

Cymbal: pxlboy: OgreMagi: pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10

If a man doesn't do it, but supplies the sperm so lesbians can have a baby, he's still on the hook, despite a written agreement saying otherwise (see previous thread on this subject for details).

Yup. I had a friend of mine that had asked me if I would supply the batter for their in-vitro child. I didn't know her partner, so I declined.

I'd say yes, but only if I got to have sex with both of the lesbians, and then watched them. They'd have to be hot too. No bull dykes. A man must have standards these days. Lot of good eatin fish out there, don't have to be smacking down on carp anymore.


and many lulz were had
 
2013-01-03 09:31:23 PM

pxlboy: desertfool: Off topic, but Mrs Fool has been on the pill for years. I've been thinking about getting snipped so there are no little Fools. Any advice/cautions/tales that I need to know about?

Get an "athletic supporter", shave your sack the morning of, and have someone to drive you to and from. Keep the ice on it, take the pills for pain as needed.

Wait until it heals.

After that, going bareback without the fear of pregnancy. It is every bit as awesome as you think it would be.


It's been years since I've gone bareback despite having the vasectomy because pregnancy isn't the worse thing that can happen these days.

What's it like?
 
2013-01-03 09:31:59 PM

Cymbal: pxlboy: OgreMagi: pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10

If a man doesn't do it, but supplies the sperm so lesbians can have a baby, he's still on the hook, despite a written agreement saying otherwise (see previous thread on this subject for details).

Yup. I had a friend of mine that had asked me if I would supply the batter for their in-vitro child. I didn't know her partner, so I declined.

I'd say yes, but only if I got to have sex with both of the lesbians, and then watched them. They'd have to be hot too. No bull dykes. A man must have standards these days. Lot of good eatin fish out there, don't have to be smacking down on carp anymore.


Not the "bull-dykes" as you mentioned, but not exactly lipstick lesbians, either. Besides, the "kit" would include a condom to wear while banging whomever and a cold pack for storage.

My friend I could trust, but I have never met her partner. And since it was her partner that was to carry the baby, I knew it could end badly for me if their relationship went south. Incidentally, they got the turkey baster and had a baby boy. AFAIK, things are working out between them.
 
2013-01-03 09:32:52 PM

OgreMagi: pxlboy: desertfool: Off topic, but Mrs Fool has been on the pill for years. I've been thinking about getting snipped so there are no little Fools. Any advice/cautions/tales that I need to know about?

Get an "athletic supporter", shave your sack the morning of, and have someone to drive you to and from. Keep the ice on it, take the pills for pain as needed.

Wait until it heals.

After that, going bareback without the fear of pregnancy. It is every bit as awesome as you think it would be.

It's been years since I've gone bareback despite having the vasectomy because pregnancy isn't the worse thing that can happen these days.

What's it like?


secondnaturearomatics.com
 
2013-01-03 09:33:38 PM

pxlboy: OgreMagi: pxlboy: desertfool: Off topic, but Mrs Fool has been on the pill for years. I've been thinking about getting snipped so there are no little Fools. Any advice/cautions/tales that I need to know about?

Get an "athletic supporter", shave your sack the morning of, and have someone to drive you to and from. Keep the ice on it, take the pills for pain as needed.

Wait until it heals.

After that, going bareback without the fear of pregnancy. It is every bit as awesome as you think it would be.

It's been years since I've gone bareback despite having the vasectomy because pregnancy isn't the worse thing that can happen these days.

What's it like?

[secondnaturearomatics.com image 600x411]


*snerk*

You bastard.
 
2013-01-03 09:34:35 PM

OgreMagi: pxlboy: desertfool: Off topic, but Mrs Fool has been on the pill for years. I've been thinking about getting snipped so there are no little Fools. Any advice/cautions/tales that I need to know about?

Get an "athletic supporter", shave your sack the morning of, and have someone to drive you to and from. Keep the ice on it, take the pills for pain as needed.

Wait until it heals.

After that, going bareback without the fear of pregnancy. It is every bit as awesome as you think it would be.

It's been years since I've gone bareback despite having the vasectomy because pregnancy isn't the worse thing that can happen these days.

What's it like?


Also, my girlfriend is, as far as we know, unable to have kids. Between that, getting snipped, and not having kids -- spontaneous sexy times ahoy!
 
2013-01-03 09:35:25 PM

Bisu: Cymbal: The pussy should really be the third favorite hole. So much less pregnancy risk with the other two.

If you only think there's three viable holes you're really missing out...


Well I'm strictly speaking as someone who has a larger than average penis. Maybe if I had a smaller one I'd feel more comfortable about venturing into these other holes you speak of, and inquiring about their whereabouts.
 
2013-01-03 09:35:47 PM

OgreMagi: pxlboy: OgreMagi: pxlboy: desertfool: Off topic, but Mrs Fool has been on the pill for years. I've been thinking about getting snipped so there are no little Fools. Any advice/cautions/tales that I need to know about?

Get an "athletic supporter", shave your sack the morning of, and have someone to drive you to and from. Keep the ice on it, take the pills for pain as needed.

Wait until it heals.

After that, going bareback without the fear of pregnancy. It is every bit as awesome as you think it would be.

It's been years since I've gone bareback despite having the vasectomy because pregnancy isn't the worse thing that can happen these days.

What's it like?

[secondnaturearomatics.com image 600x411]

*snerk*

You bastard.


I wasn't sure if you were snarking or not. At this point, though, I've gone without condoms for so long that wearing one is a total bonerkill.
 
2013-01-03 09:38:30 PM

pxlboy: sycraft: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Sad thing is you are probably correct. She wouldn't get charged with any crime, the courts would say "Well it was your fault for having a kid," and he'd get to support it for the next 21 years.

Pretty much this.


this
 
2013-01-03 09:38:53 PM

pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10


You bit for a fat bull dyke/cat lady, I think that warrants a 3/10
 
2013-01-03 09:39:39 PM

duffblue: pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10

You bit for a fat bull dyke/cat lady, I think that warrants a 3/10


HAHAHA
 
2013-01-03 09:40:52 PM

inglixthemad: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Heck, if the woman did anything and got knocked up with his sperm. Even if he masturbated onto the counter and she shoveled it in herself while he ran to get a towel to clean it up. She'd probably still get child support.


Some cases, he doesn't even have to be the father, or even sleep with her. Watch out who you roommate with.
 
2013-01-03 09:44:13 PM

pxlboy: Cymbal: pxlboy: OgreMagi: pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10

If a man doesn't do it, but supplies the sperm so lesbians can have a baby, he's still on the hook, despite a written agreement saying otherwise (see previous thread on this subject for details).

Yup. I had a friend of mine that had asked me if I would supply the batter for their in-vitro child. I didn't know her partner, so I declined.

I'd say yes, but only if I got to have sex with both of the lesbians, and then watched them. They'd have to be hot too. No bull dykes. A man must have standards these days. Lot of good eatin fish out there, don't have to be smacking down on carp anymore.

Not the "bull-dykes" as you mentioned, but not exactly lipstick lesbians, either. Besides, the "kit" would include a condom to wear while banging whomever and a cold pack for storage.

My friend I could trust, but I have never met her partner. And since it was her partner that was to carry the baby, I knew it could end badly for me if their relationship went south. Incidentally, they got the turkey baster and had a baby boy. AFAIK, things are working out between them.


I still say you are better off banging the partner. Even if she's not a lipstick lesbian, you could bag her face and do her from behind. Plus that would make for a much better story to tell the grand kids. You could tell them you once farked a lesbian who was in a committed relationship. That may not rank up there with curing cancer, but its got to be pretty close right?
 
2013-01-03 09:45:14 PM

RedVentrue: inglixthemad: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Heck, if the woman did anything and got knocked up with his sperm. Even if he masturbated onto the counter and she shoveled it in herself while he ran to get a towel to clean it up. She'd probably still get child support.

Some cases, he doesn't even have to be the father, or even sleep with her. Watch out who you roommate with.


It's a sad state of affairs that a man's genetic material can be used to extort almost two decades' worth of money out of him (if it's true)
 
2013-01-03 09:46:59 PM

pxlboy: RedVentrue: inglixthemad: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Heck, if the woman did anything and got knocked up with his sperm. Even if he masturbated onto the counter and she shoveled it in herself while he ran to get a towel to clean it up. She'd probably still get child support.

Some cases, he doesn't even have to be the father, or even sleep with her. Watch out who you roommate with.

It's a sad state of affairs that a man's genetic material can be used to extort almost two decades' worth of money out of him (if it's true)


In some states, if you don't dispute your name being on the birth certificate as the father at the time it is issued, you have ZERO recourse.  So if a few years later you find out your loving wife was banging the UPS guy and fathered your supposed child, you are still on the hook for child support.
 
2013-01-03 09:47:43 PM

Cymbal: pxlboy: Cymbal: pxlboy: OgreMagi: pxlboy: moonage daydream: Is this the thread where white American males act so disenfranchised and persecuted?

Nice try. Men pretty much get the sh*t end of the deal in family court. As it was mentioned up-thread, if a woman does it, he's on the hook. When men a does it, he's still on the hook.

1/10

If a man doesn't do it, but supplies the sperm so lesbians can have a baby, he's still on the hook, despite a written agreement saying otherwise (see previous thread on this subject for details).

Yup. I had a friend of mine that had asked me if I would supply the batter for their in-vitro child. I didn't know her partner, so I declined.

I'd say yes, but only if I got to have sex with both of the lesbians, and then watched them. They'd have to be hot too. No bull dykes. A man must have standards these days. Lot of good eatin fish out there, don't have to be smacking down on carp anymore.

Not the "bull-dykes" as you mentioned, but not exactly lipstick lesbians, either. Besides, the "kit" would include a condom to wear while banging whomever and a cold pack for storage.

My friend I could trust, but I have never met her partner. And since it was her partner that was to carry the baby, I knew it could end badly for me if their relationship went south. Incidentally, they got the turkey baster and had a baby boy. AFAIK, things are working out between them.

I still say you are better off banging the partner. Even if she's not a lipstick lesbian, you could bag her face and do her from behind. Plus that would make for a much better story to tell the grand kids. You could tell them you once farked a lesbian who was in a committed relationship. That may not rank up there with curing cancer, but its got to be pretty close right?


Well, I wasn't going to f*ck either of them.

CSB

I used to have a FWB with a live-in girlfriend. She would ring me up when she was in town and we'd "hang out". She later convinced an ex of mine that we should get a hotel room.

/CSB
 
2013-01-03 09:47:54 PM

pxlboy: sycraft: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Sad thing is you are probably correct. She wouldn't get charged with any crime, the courts would say "Well it was your fault for having a kid," and he'd get to support it for the next 21 years.

Pretty much this.


I agree with this.
 
2013-01-03 09:48:31 PM

OgreMagi: pxlboy: RedVentrue: inglixthemad: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Heck, if the woman did anything and got knocked up with his sperm. Even if he masturbated onto the counter and she shoveled it in herself while he ran to get a towel to clean it up. She'd probably still get child support.

Some cases, he doesn't even have to be the father, or even sleep with her. Watch out who you roommate with.

It's a sad state of affairs that a man's genetic material can be used to extort almost two decades' worth of money out of him (if it's true)

In some states, if you don't dispute your name being on the birth certificate as the father at the time it is issued, you have ZERO recourse.  So if a few years later you find out your loving wife was banging the UPS guy and fathered your supposed child, you are still on the hook for child support.


Even with a paternity test? How? What's the reasoning?
 
2013-01-03 09:51:52 PM

Cymbal: OgreMagi: pxlboy: RedVentrue: inglixthemad: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Heck, if the woman did anything and got knocked up with his sperm. Even if he masturbated onto the counter and she shoveled it in herself while he ran to get a towel to clean it up. She'd probably still get child support.

Some cases, he doesn't even have to be the father, or even sleep with her. Watch out who you roommate with.

It's a sad state of affairs that a man's genetic material can be used to extort almost two decades' worth of money out of him (if it's true)

In some states, if you don't dispute your name being on the birth certificate as the father at the time it is issued, you have ZERO recourse.  So if a few years later you find out your loving wife was banging the UPS guy and fathered your supposed child, you are still on the hook for child support.

Even with a paternity test? How? What's the reasoning?


Yep.  If the paternity test proves you are not the father, you still pay child support because you did not dispute the birth certificate.  It's stupid, but it's also the law in some states.

Paternity tests should be required by law before the birth certificate is issued.
 
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