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2013-01-03 08:10:30 PM
If she consented to sex, she consented to all the dangers. Condoms aren't 100%...
 
2013-01-03 08:10:33 PM
Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.
 
2013-01-03 08:11:50 PM
And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'
 
2013-01-03 08:13:04 PM
JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.


Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.
 
2013-01-03 08:14:22 PM
sexual assault

What the eff yoo see kay?
 
2013-01-03 08:14:37 PM
If your girlfriend is wearing the condom, holes are the least of your concerns.
 
2013-01-03 08:16:35 PM
"A Nova Scotia man who pricked holes in his girlfriend's condoms..."

well, duh...
 
2013-01-03 08:18:39 PM

taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'


Sad thing is you are probably correct. She wouldn't get charged with any crime, the courts would say "Well it was your fault for having a kid," and he'd get to support it for the next 21 years.
 
2013-01-03 08:21:02 PM
thats putting butter on the salmon.
 
2013-01-03 08:21:38 PM
How about girls that "forget" to take the pill so that they can lock down the guy? Where's justice for them?
 
2013-01-03 08:21:45 PM

sycraft: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Sad thing is you are probably correct. She wouldn't get charged with any crime, the courts would say "Well it was your fault for having a kid," and he'd get to support it for the next 21 years.


Pretty much this.
 
2013-01-03 08:22:43 PM

Chabash: If she consented to sex, she consented to all the dangers. Condoms aren't 100%...


That's what, 3 or 4 kilopalins on the stupid scale?
 
2013-01-03 08:23:32 PM
www.rottenecards.com
 
2013-01-03 08:24:59 PM

Ed Grubermann: Chabash: If she consented to sex, she consented to all the dangers. Condoms aren't 100%...

That's what, 3 or 4 kilopalins on the stupid scale?


Reason would say yes, but find any child support thread where somebody stopped taking the pill, etc, and you'll find this argument posted in all seriousness.
 
2013-01-03 08:25:44 PM

Ed Grubermann: Chabash: If she consented to sex, she consented to all the dangers. Condoms aren't 100%...

That's what, 3 or 4 kilopalins on the stupid scale?


I think you're a few orders of magnitude off. Maybe decapalin bordering on a hectopalin, but if there were ever a kilopalin event, none of us would be here anymore.
 
2013-01-03 08:26:06 PM
No, no I can't pick a side here, I dislike them both.
 
2013-01-03 08:27:46 PM
ll-media.tmz.com

/Poke what?
 
2013-01-03 08:28:02 PM

ultraholland: JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.

Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.


I've heard of guys say they'd knock up a chick to trap them, like they're some kind of perfect catch.  Ahhhh, now that's some high caliber dumb right there.
 
2013-01-03 08:28:12 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: No, no I can't pick a side here, I dislike them both.


This.
 
2013-01-03 08:28:39 PM

pxlboy: sycraft: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Sad thing is you are probably correct. She wouldn't get charged with any crime, the courts would say "Well it was your fault for having a kid," and he'd get to support it for the next 21 years.

Pretty much this.


That's why I make them sign my penis EULA, which forbids "generation or addition of dependents or beneficiaries."
 
2013-01-03 08:28:48 PM
Daddy sells condoms to sailors
Momma pokes holes with a pin
Sister performs the abortions
Good Lord how the money rolls in!
 
2013-01-03 08:29:19 PM
Good idea until you catch the clap...

/Been down so long....
 
2013-01-03 08:29:33 PM

LeroyBourne: ultraholland: JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.

Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.

I've heard of guys say they'd knock up a chick to trap them, like they're some kind of perfect catch.  Ahhhh, now that's some high caliber dumb right there.


The whole abortion thing kind of makes that only work when the woman does it to the man.
 
2013-01-03 08:29:38 PM
So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.
 
2013-01-03 08:29:49 PM

taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'


nailed it in 3
 
2013-01-03 08:32:06 PM
this guy really has a hankering for a cream pie
 
2013-01-03 08:32:45 PM

Bisu: LeroyBourne: ultraholland: JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.

Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.

I've heard of guys say they'd knock up a chick to trap them, like they're some kind of perfect catch.  Ahhhh, now that's some high caliber dumb right there.

The whole abortion thing kind of makes that only work when the woman does it to the man.


Fun fact: some women do not realize they are pregnant until the baby is actually coming out. There are (claimed) cases where a woman has given birth during sleep.

I'll leave it to you to imagine the type to not readily show/recognize the signs of pregnancy.
 
2013-01-03 08:36:31 PM
Why even admit to it? He wanted a kid and the condom broke. Convenient, but definitely plausible.

That said, it's a terrible idea to get a girlfriend pregnant if the relationship was already rocky. That's just asking for eighteen years of child support and not much else.
 
2013-01-03 08:36:41 PM

taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'


Heck, if the woman did anything and got knocked up with his sperm. Even if he masturbated onto the counter and she shoveled it in herself while he ran to get a towel to clean it up. She'd probably still get child support.
 
2013-01-03 08:37:44 PM

Bathysphere: So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.


I still wouldn't trust it 100%. You may have forgotten to replace it when it expires. Or gotten it confused with a nicotine patch. Most women I date are too stupid to tell the difference.

Nope, the best birth control is anal sex. No chance of her saving it under her toungue and freezing it for later you get with oral, and tighter than pussy usually. Best of both worlds.
 
2013-01-03 08:37:59 PM
What about women who poke holes in condoms? I personally know someone who this happened to, she admitted it, after she was pregnant, of course. Then they got married shortly after. No idea if they still are, this happened around 2000.
 
2013-01-03 08:39:21 PM

UsikFark: Bisu: LeroyBourne: ultraholland: JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.

Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.

I've heard of guys say they'd knock up a chick to trap them, like they're some kind of perfect catch.  Ahhhh, now that's some high caliber dumb right there.

The whole abortion thing kind of makes that only work when the woman does it to the man.

Fun fact: some women do not realize they are pregnant until the baby is actually coming out. There are (claimed) cases where a woman has given birth during sleep.

I'll leave it to you to imagine the type to not readily show/recognize the signs of pregnancy.


I personally don't think that type of woman would fit into the "perfect catch" category he was talking about.

/or into a size 16 for that matter
 
2013-01-03 08:41:00 PM

UsikFark: Bisu: LeroyBourne: ultraholland: JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.

Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.

I've heard of guys say they'd knock up a chick to trap them, like they're some kind of perfect catch.  Ahhhh, now that's some high caliber dumb right there.

The whole abortion thing kind of makes that only work when the woman does it to the man.

Fun fact: some women do not realize they are pregnant until the baby is actually coming out. There are (claimed) cases where a woman has given birth during sleep.

I'll leave it to you to imagine the type to not readily show/recognize the signs of pregnancy.


I'm guessing those guys were in the wrong fold.
 
2013-01-03 08:42:03 PM

UsikFark: pxlboy: sycraft: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Sad thing is you are probably correct. She wouldn't get charged with any crime, the courts would say "Well it was your fault for having a kid," and he'd get to support it for the next 21 years.

Pretty much this.

That's why I make them sign my penis EULA, which forbids "generation or addition of dependents or beneficiaries."


"By inserting this, you hereby agree to the following terms..."

/...GIVING UP THE RIGHT TO PARTICIPATE IN AS A PARTY OR CLASS MEMBER ALL DISPUTES IN COURT BEFORE A JUDGE OR JURY.
 
2013-01-03 08:42:20 PM

topcon: What about women who poke holes in condoms? I personally know someone who this happened to, she admitted it, after she was pregnant, of course. Then they got married shortly after. No idea if they still are, this happened around 2000.


I think that would probably give you carte blanche to cheat on her and treat her like shiat, and she'd just have take it. Sounds pretty sweet actually.
 
2013-01-03 08:43:18 PM
Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.
 
2013-01-03 08:44:24 PM

Cymbal: Bathysphere: So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.

I still wouldn't trust it 100%. You may have forgotten to replace it when it expires. Or gotten it confused with a nicotine patch. Most women I date are too stupid to tell the difference.

Nope, the best birth control is anal sex. No chance of her saving it under her toungue and freezing it for later you get with oral, and tighter than pussy usually. Best of both worlds.


That is weird and you should feel weird.
 
2013-01-03 08:45:12 PM

UsikFark: Bisu: LeroyBourne: ultraholland: JasonOfOrillia: Mistake #1: committing the crime.
Mistake #2: admitting to the crime in a verifiable manner.

Mistake #3: Being so farking unstable that any of this seemed like a good idea.

I've heard of guys say they'd knock up a chick to trap them, like they're some kind of perfect catch.  Ahhhh, now that's some high caliber dumb right there.

The whole abortion thing kind of makes that only work when the woman does it to the man.

Fun fact: some women do not realize they are pregnant until the baby is actually coming out. There are (claimed) cases where a woman has given birth during sleep.

I'll leave it to you to imagine the type to not readily show/recognize the signs of pregnancy.


decentcommunity.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-03 08:45:16 PM

taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.


Aren't you worried that all that sperm will buildup over time and become a super volcanoe like the one under Yellowstone?

This is the stuff that keeps me up at night.
 
2013-01-03 08:45:41 PM

Cymbal: topcon: What about women who poke holes in condoms? I personally know someone who this happened to, she admitted it, after she was pregnant, of course. Then they got married shortly after. No idea if they still are, this happened around 2000.

I think that would probably give you carte blanche to cheat on her and treat her like shiat, and she'd just have take it. Sounds pretty sweet actually.


They were both insufferable people to some extent. Both came from families of divorce, she lost her virginity at like 13, he was probably like 10th in line at 20 or 21 years old when they got married. I used to be friends with both of them, moved away. They would both tell me shiat in private then I'd have to pretend like I didn't hear it when I was alone with either of them. Really annoying people. I actually looked them up once to see if they were still married but I couldn't find them on any kind of social networking site or anything despite the fact they have an unusual last name.
 
2013-01-03 08:45:54 PM

taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.


*brofist*
 
2013-01-03 08:46:09 PM

Cymbal: taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.

Aren't you worried that all that sperm will buildup over time and become a super volcanoe like the one under Yellowstone?

This is the stuff that keeps me up at night.


I LOLd
 
2013-01-03 08:47:11 PM

taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.


How old were you when you got it? A guy I work with, his nephew wanted to get one at like 22 with no kids. He had a lot of trouble finding a doctor who would agree to do it but finally did. Weird how they're so "ethical" about such a thing.
 
2013-01-03 08:48:13 PM

Cymbal: taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.

Aren't you worried that all that sperm will buildup over time and become a super volcanoe like the one under Yellowstone?

This is the stuff that keeps me up at night
.


Giggity
 
2013-01-03 08:48:48 PM

Bathysphere: Cymbal: Bathysphere: So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.

I still wouldn't trust it 100%. You may have forgotten to replace it when it expires. Or gotten it confused with a nicotine patch. Most women I date are too stupid to tell the difference.

Nope, the best birth control is anal sex. No chance of her saving it under her toungue and freezing it for later you get with oral, and tighter than pussy usually. Best of both worlds.

That is weird and you should feel weird.


That's cool, I get off on feeling weird. But I got to say, anal with a girl doesn't make me feel weird. Feels pretty damn good actually.
 
2013-01-03 08:49:11 PM

topcon: taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.

How old were you when you got it? A guy I work with, his nephew wanted to get one at like 22 with no kids. He had a lot of trouble finding a doctor who would agree to do it but finally did. Weird how they're so "ethical" about such a thing.


It's even worse for women; they get a patronizing "you'll change your mind" lecture.

I got it done at 29 and have had it sooner had it occurred to me that my insurance would pay for it. $25 included the procedure, meds, and the follow-up. And after 3 years, it's more than paid for itself.
 
2013-01-03 08:50:17 PM

topcon: taurusowner: Every week or 2 a thread like this comes around and makes me even more glad I got a vasectomy.

How old were you when you got it? A guy I work with, his nephew wanted to get one at like 22 with no kids. He had a lot of trouble finding a doctor who would agree to do it but finally did. Weird how they're so "ethical" about such a thing.


Excuse me, done at 33.
 
2013-01-03 08:51:49 PM

SnarfVader: If your girlfriend is wearing the condom, holes are the least of your concerns.


I can think of one hole that would be.
 
2013-01-03 08:52:40 PM

Bathysphere: So glad I use the Patch. Verifiable proof of birth control.


That's the one where you hold it between your knees, right?
 
2013-01-03 08:54:03 PM

inglixthemad: taurusowner: And if she did it to him? That's a child supportin'

Heck, if the woman did anything and got knocked up with his sperm. Even if he masturbated onto the counter and she shoveled it in herself while he ran to get a towel to clean it up. She'd probably still get child support.


That has happened.  The women grabbed the used condom out of the trashcan and impregnated herself with the contents.  Yes, the guy ended up paying child support.
 
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