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(The Daily Caller)   Joe Biden's swearing in of the newly elected goes just about as well as any ceremony where Joe gets to run his mouth. Best quip of the day was delivered to North Dakota's Heidi Heitkamp   (dailycaller.com) divider line 130
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2013-01-03 08:17:19 PM
Biden's level of awesomeness just became unquantifiable.
 
2013-01-03 08:25:05 PM
The man is a goddamned national treasure.
 
2013-01-03 08:39:54 PM

Apos: Biden's level of awesomeness just became unquantifiable.


mitchcumstein1: The man is a goddamned national treasure.


Done in one, and even more done in two.
 
2013-01-03 08:40:20 PM
Wow...dude is a ladies man. Charmed the pants off everyone except that stuck-up biatch that insisted on staring at her husband.
 
2013-01-03 08:56:22 PM
Damn, the man is just likeable.
 
2013-01-03 09:41:35 PM
No the best part of it was when he almost put his hand on the last woman's behind but seems to have thought better of it.
 
2013-01-03 09:46:17 PM
Wow, a Daily Caller article about a Democrat with no derp? Shocking.
 
2013-01-03 09:54:45 PM

fusillade762: Wow, a Daily Caller article about a Democrat with no derp? Shocking.


You realize that this article was written so conservatives can point to it and say Joe Biden is a classless clown who lowers the respectability of the office of vice president.
 
2013-01-03 10:20:27 PM
We need more like him.
 
2013-01-03 10:21:00 PM
Goddamn, what's with Democratic presidential types and being absolute pimps?
 
2013-01-03 10:21:45 PM
Joe Biden's swearing is a big farkin' deal.

I love that crazy son of a biatch!
 
2013-01-03 10:21:54 PM
The takeaway I get from this is that Joe Biden will hit on my mom, and for some reason I'm perfectly fine with that.
 
2013-01-03 10:23:43 PM
 
2013-01-03 10:24:51 PM

DeltaPunch: The takeaway I get from this is that Joe Biden will hit on my mom, and for some reason I'm perfectly fine with that.


Yep.
 
2013-01-03 10:26:21 PM

RexTalionis: fusillade762: Wow, a Daily Caller article about a Democrat with no derp? Shocking.

You realize that this article was written so conservatives can point to it and say Joe Biden is a classless clown who lowers the respectability of the office of vice president.


Yet the same behavior from a Southern Republican would just be called "southern charm". Republicans baffle me with their ability to reconcile their completely contradictory thoughts.
 
2013-01-03 10:28:42 PM
Oh how I love you, Joe Biden, you magnificent bastard!
 
2013-01-03 10:29:29 PM
I've said it many times, I love Joe Biden. He was the best part of C-Span for many years for me.
 
2013-01-03 10:31:24 PM

Lexx: Goddamn, what's with Democratic presidential types and being absolute pimps?


They're actually up front about their sexual orientation?
 
2013-01-03 10:33:22 PM
Oh god, the comments on that article are just... wow.
 
2013-01-03 10:37:28 PM

seancakes: RexTalionis: fusillade762: Wow, a Daily Caller article about a Democrat with no derp? Shocking.

You realize that this article was written so conservatives can point to it and say Joe Biden is a classless clown who lowers the respectability of the office of vice president.

Yet the same behavior from a Southern Republican would just be called "southern charm". Republicans baffle me with their ability to reconcile their completely contradictory thoughts.


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2013-01-03 10:43:10 PM

GodsTumor: seancakes: RexTalionis: fusillade762: Wow, a Daily Caller article about a Democrat with no derp? Shocking.

You realize that this article was written so conservatives can point to it and say Joe Biden is a classless clown who lowers the respectability of the office of vice president.

Yet the same behavior from a Southern Republican would just be called "southern charm". Republicans baffle me with their ability to reconcile their completely contradictory thoughts.

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Well, there's a difference between friendly quips and jabs, and trying to give the German Prime Minister a back massage. Plus, it just seemed totally out of character for him.
 
2013-01-03 10:43:39 PM

RexTalionis: fusillade762: Wow, a Daily Caller article about a Democrat with no derp? Shocking.

You realize that this article was written so conservatives can point to it and say Joe Biden is a classless clown who lowers the respectability of the office of vice president.


Who still mopped the floor with their golden boy Paul "Marathon Man" Ryan.
 
2013-01-03 10:45:26 PM
I don't mind most Biden jokes. In fact, I love them. But I cannot stand it when someone cracks a joke about Joe Biden drinking. The man's a non-drinker.
 
2013-01-03 10:48:00 PM

WhoIsWillo: I don't mind most Biden jokes. In fact, I love them. But I cannot stand it when someone cracks a joke about Joe Biden drinking. The man's a non-drinker.


When the Onion ran jokes involving Biden drinking, he thought they were funny.

Yes, Biden has officially responded to fake stories about him in the Onion. Because he's awesome.
 
2013-01-03 10:49:41 PM
The Murphy baby's so ADORBZZZ!!!!

7) Swearing in Connecticut Sen. Chris Murphy's one-year-old son, Rider, when the child, whom his father was holding as he placed his hand on the Bible, decided to imitate his dad and raise his hand too. To be fair, this was more the baby than Biden, but it's a cute picture, regardless. (h/t Jeremy Art at C-SPAN)
 
2013-01-03 10:50:45 PM
From that page I clicked on an Ann Coulter article of "A list of bad inventions".

Here's one from 'Cellphones without an off button':

Like liberals, they think, "I don't need an 'off' button, so I don't know why anyone else should, either."

Yeah...just...yeah...
 
2013-01-03 10:51:38 PM
Awesome VP is Doubleplusawesomeandthensome. You're a class act, Joe, don't let 'em tell you any different.

/wish he was my granddad
 
2013-01-03 10:58:01 PM
Someone please design an app/plugin that turns all right-wing poutrage links from these:

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to this:
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2013-01-03 11:01:51 PM

The Lone Gunman: From that page I clicked on an Ann Coulter article of "A list of bad inventions".

Here's one from 'Cellphones without an off button':

Like liberals, they think, "I don't need an 'off' button, so I don't know why anyone else should, either."

Yeah...just...yeah...


'Cause holding down the red "end call" button for ten seconds doesn't turn off every non-touchscreen cell phone EVER MADE.
 
2013-01-03 11:02:06 PM
When Chuck Norris has a wet dream, he's dreaming he's Joe Biden.
 
2013-01-03 11:04:37 PM
Oh Joe, how do the women ever say no?
 
2013-01-03 11:06:12 PM

blue_2501: German Prime Minister


If I'm not mistaken, her current title is: The Chancellor of Germany; Her Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty The Empress of Austria and Ruler of Europe.
 
2013-01-03 11:08:38 PM
How can you not like this guy?

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=m1clV4Q-7C8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 D m1clV4Q-7C8
 
2013-01-03 11:12:03 PM
Dude sure is a breath of fresh air compared to his predecessor "Dr. Evil".
 
2013-01-03 11:12:25 PM
timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com"Vice President of the United f*ckin' States of America is what I am, sugar-tits."
 
2013-01-03 11:13:16 PM
Damn you, new-fangled html technology!!!

/sigh
 
2013-01-03 11:15:17 PM

cptjeff: blue_2501: German Prime Minister

If I'm not mistaken, her current title is: The Chancellor of Germany; Her Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty The Empress of Austria and Ruler of Europe.


I don't think that title has been used since... oh wait I see what you did there.
 
2013-01-03 11:15:18 PM
If only Biden had some sort of Trans Am or something....
 
2013-01-03 11:15:22 PM
JOE!!

www.survivingcollege.com
/ I *heart* Joe!
 
2013-01-03 11:18:36 PM

GodsTumor: seancakes: RexTalionis: fusillade762: Wow, a Daily Caller article about a Democrat with no derp? Shocking.

You realize that this article was written so conservatives can point to it and say Joe Biden is a classless clown who lowers the respectability of the office of vice president.

Yet the same behavior from a Southern Republican would just be called "southern charm". Republicans baffle me with their ability to reconcile their completely contradictory thoughts.

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I cringe every time I see that pic and or vid and am reminded of how much of an embarrassment that man was to this nation. What in the hell was he thinking?

Joe on the other hand could pull something like that off like a pro, but only after he made sweet love to her ear canal with his velvet tongue.
 
2013-01-03 11:19:30 PM

A. Snatchfold: How can you not like this guy?

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=m1clV4Q-7C8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 D m1clV4Q-7C8


Yeah I don't know if that link worked or not, but google Biden's greatest debate moments of 2008 if you haven't seen it ready.

/stupid phone
 
2013-01-03 11:20:18 PM
Biden really has been one of the most entertaining parts of the Obama years. I hope when he runs for President in four years and gets the nomination so we can watch a debate between Biden and Rubio/Haley/Ryan. Those would be epic.
 
2013-01-03 11:21:08 PM
Joe Biden is awesome, and if possible, I'd let him cop a feel.  I mean, how often can a person say the Vice President of the United States groped them?  It'll be a great story for the grandkids.
 
2013-01-03 11:26:34 PM

VJStinger: Joe on the other hand could pull something like that off like a pro, but only after he made sweet love to her ear canal with his velvet tongue.


"Madame Prime Minister, I'm sure you've felt schadenfreude at some time in your life, but I'll just bet that you've never felt bidenfreude."
 
2013-01-03 11:32:13 PM

sand_in_my_vagoo: Biden really has been one of the most entertaining parts of the Obama years. I hope when he runs for President in four years and gets the nomination so we can watch a debate between Biden and Rubio/Haley/Ryan. Those would be epic.


So this again? x3? I'm okay with this.
 
2013-01-03 11:32:32 PM
Joe gets the donuts for the campaign staff
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Joe gets the chicks
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2013-01-03 11:34:33 PM

jaytkay: JOE!!


/ I *heart* Joe!


Thank you for reminding me how awesome that debate was.
 
2013-01-03 11:37:48 PM
Someone should do a "Did Joe say it or did the Onion say Joe said it?" quiz... I'll bet it would be pretty tough.
 
2013-01-03 11:38:25 PM

Coco LaFemme: Joe Biden is awesome, and if possible, I'd let him cop a feel.  I mean, how often can a person say the Vice President of the United States groped them?  It'll be a great story for the grandkids.


Haha funny to say not funny for realz. Were you even around during the 90's? I'd rather shoot myself in the gut than go through another administration hounded by every Republican with a Congressional Committee and the whole goddamn pack of DC journalist 'Heathers' over a stupid goddamned sex thing. I am this goddamn angry over how goddamn stupid everyone was that goddamn decade. SHUT. UP.
 
2013-01-03 11:46:16 PM
You know what he should do on last day in office? Dress in black, sit in a wheelchair, wave a cane, then leap out and sing "I'm in Love with My Car" with Queen playing on the White House lawn.
 
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