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(Daily Mail)   Worst Marilyn Monroe tattoo EVAR. Bonus: Worst tattooist EVAR   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2013-01-03 09:25:51 PM  
7 votes:
even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.

you think you look cool but you look like someone vandalized you
or summat.
2013-01-03 08:59:21 PM  
5 votes:
'Then I felt that I had just paid £50 for this guy to basically disfigure me for life.'

Which is what I consider almost all tattoos to do, and why I'll never get one.
2013-01-03 08:38:19 PM  
5 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

news.bbcimg.co.uk
2013-01-03 08:32:05 PM  
5 votes:
Methinks it's her own damn fault. If you're too damned stupid to get a sample of the artwork prior to getting inked, you deserve everything you get.
2013-01-03 09:36:57 PM  
4 votes:
www.tattooartists.org


with a little touch-up work, she could turn that tat into Tim Curry from "Rocky Horror"

/with more of a straight-on angle, of course
2013-01-03 08:30:32 PM  
4 votes:
What do you expect for 50 quid?
2013-01-03 10:02:27 PM  
3 votes:

mrEdude: even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.

you think you look cool but you look like someone vandalized you
or summat.


i172.photobucket.com
2013-01-03 09:19:09 PM  
3 votes:
What do you expect knowing that he did tats like this one:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Idiot.
2013-01-03 10:59:10 PM  
2 votes:
That girl appears to be the most accurate depiction of a real life Meg Griffin as I could ever imagine.
2013-01-03 10:41:31 PM  
2 votes:
Look, if we're going to have a tattoo thread, this is required.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-03 10:29:14 PM  
2 votes:
I'd just tell everybody it was a prison tat. In all seriousness though it's pretty good for what she paid and it's just as good as the work he posted up. She had to have known just by looking at his samples that he didn't do A+ work but convinced herself it was decent because the price was so low and if something seems too good to be true etc.
2013-01-03 10:17:05 PM  
2 votes:
I always wonder if people like this actually read the articles/comments after they go biatching to the media.

I'm firmly in the "i'll never get a tattoo" camp. Something would have to be pretty damn important for me to permanently etch it into my skin, but the things in life important enough to memorialize would be trivialized (in my view) in tattoo form.
2013-01-03 09:00:37 PM  
2 votes:
img825.imageshack.us
2013-01-03 08:35:38 PM  
2 votes:
That's a teenager?
ecl
2013-01-03 08:31:06 PM  
2 votes:
She got what she deserved?
2013-01-04 02:46:49 PM  
1 votes:

octopied: This is what you get when you try to play around with being an adult when you are not


Adults don't get tattoos.
2013-01-04 09:26:46 AM  
1 votes:

IamAwake: i have a nerd tat. 11000000001101, right on my chest. who am I?


About half of a Jean Valjean?

Or someone prone to typos?
2013-01-04 09:16:24 AM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

www.heralddeparis.com
2013-01-04 09:11:35 AM  
1 votes:
A lot of you are commenting that she's an idiot for hiring him based on examples of his work, but TFA states: Siobhan's ordeal began after she found Dave's 'Intenze Tattoos' on Facebook and - impressed by the artwork on display - booked a session.

And now his facebook page is down.

And her mom set up a NEW facebook page with other examples of his work that local people had sent her in order to warn people about him - THAT is the pictures you see in this article.

So it sounds like not only is he a terrible scratcher, but he was also posting other people's artwork as his own.

But seriously, people, if your tattoo costs $50 or less an hour, it's going to be crap.
2013-01-04 08:11:43 AM  
1 votes:

mrEdude: even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.

you think you look cool but you look like someone vandalized you
or summat.


Meh. Matter of opinion. Just either get one where you're not likely to lose much muscle tone over the next 40 years or make a lifetime committment to three 2-hour workouts a week. Fact is, no matter how pristine your skin looks, once you croak within a few days it's going to look like you've been dunked in liquid shiat anyhow, so do what you want with it.
And tattoos or no, I definitely wouldn't boot Pauley Perrette nor Scottie from the first Mythbusters out of the sack. Something about tattooed chicks who like doing things with metal does it for this ol' blacksmith.
2013-01-04 02:07:53 AM  
1 votes:
I don't have any tattoos or any plans to get one, but if I did I'd shell out a lot of money to have a competent artist do the work.
2013-01-04 01:57:09 AM  
1 votes:
I learned the hard way. Had a buddy who was doing an apprenticeship at a shop, and was supposed to get a music note.. Didn't work out too well. Still haven't got it right.
2013-01-04 12:02:54 AM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
Not super hot, but cute. Gives off a weird emo chick vibe. I probably wouldn't hit it, but she probably has hot friends.

i.dailymail.co.uk
OH GOD! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Seriously, guys. This the first time I've ever seen someone who actually has a "Good Side" for photos.
2013-01-03 11:50:07 PM  
1 votes:

mrEdude: even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.

you think you look cool but you look

to stupid bigots like someone vandalized you

FTFY
2013-01-03 11:42:24 PM  
1 votes:
I thought Chris Krinkle and synister Ink were amazing but this guy's lines, whip shading and color packing are second to none...bravo sir! he earned that $50 and she got everything she payed for and more...

which probably includes a healthy dose of Hep C. Seriously she saw his previous work on facebook and still wanted him to work on her? thats pretty sad

//tattoo apprentice
//you get what you pay for
2013-01-03 11:36:24 PM  
1 votes:
priorities
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-03 11:00:19 PM  
1 votes:
How is it she couldn't tell from the stencil that it was going to be garbage?  Or did he just freehand it?  Because if someone out a stencil like that on me, I'd immediately walk away.  Some of my work actually is freehand (I have some vines/leaves that wouldn't have made sense to stencil, though he drew the vines/leaves on paper before he started so I knew what he would be putting on my arm.)

In this case, the artist has no business tattooing anyone, but I blame her for getting a shiat tattoo based on the fact that the stencil should have been the first clue that he was no great artist, and if there wasn't a stencil, then she shouldn't have agreed to let someone freehand something that big/detailed.  Never mind that  almost every portrait tattoo  ever sucks, it should have been clear that was not going to be a good tattoo.

I have one tattoo that I have to get cleaned up. The stencil was fine, but the guy got lazy with shading and I think used cheap ink, or didn't go deep enough. At least it's small and something that can be fixed since it's just a matter of re-coloring it.   *shrug*
2013-01-03 10:58:57 PM  
1 votes:

Tumunga: After seeing her tattoo first, I think it sucks. Then, after seeing his other tattoos, it appears that is his genre, you know, like Picasso is art. It appears to match his other work done in his style.

I see nothing wrong with it.


Bingo! The lad works in old school sailor ink style. Sweetie pie vocalist Amy Winehouse had such style artwork ink. It was awesome.
2013-01-03 10:55:39 PM  
1 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2013-01-03 10:51:24 PM  
1 votes:

grinding_journalist: You look like what I think every Farker on this site looks like. That's not an insult, just an observation.


Exactly what I was thinking.
2013-01-03 10:44:41 PM  
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


Mr Rufus Lee is the shiat. I've come to expect this pic in every tattoo thread!
2013-01-03 10:31:12 PM  
1 votes:

RTOGUY: I'd just tell everybody it was a prison tat. In all seriousness though it's pretty good for what she paid and it's just as good as the work he posted up. She had to have known just by looking at his samples that he didn't do A+ work but convinced herself it was decent because the price was so low and if something seems too good to be true etc.


I know a guy completely covered in prison tats. They're actually pretty high in quality, except they're all done only in black.
2013-01-03 09:44:23 PM  
1 votes:
This one needs more shading on the upper lip.

i.dailymail.co.uk
2013-01-03 09:37:09 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-03 09:35:51 PM  
1 votes:

JasonOfOrillia: What's with that weird white ring around her mouth?


Stretch marks.
2013-01-03 09:35:48 PM  
1 votes:
Don't hire a tattoo artist who barely made it beyond doodling nude women in his school notebooks.
2013-01-03 09:32:48 PM  
1 votes:
1) Hire a random dude to do a massive tat on your arm. Do not ask for example of his work.
2) ???
3) Profit!!!!!!

I just love this sort of story. You have two complete idiots coming together in a majestic trainwreck of epic fail. This is why I come to fark.

/why yes, I *am* a horrible person
//how did you know?
2013-01-03 09:28:33 PM  
1 votes:

Bathysphere: That's a teenager?


She looks 35.
2013-01-03 09:22:52 PM  
1 votes:

brantgoose: Rule one of tattoo club:  ask for samples of the artist's work and references from satisfied customers. If in doubt, it is not unreasonable to ask the artist to reproduce the image you want done before he or she tattoos it on you. A professional and skilled artist will not object to these requests. They'll take pride in their work and will have a portfolio of their best work.
Rule two: Be sober at the time you request the tattoo.
Rule three: Be sober during the production of the tattoo.
Rule four: If the artist is self-tattooed, as many are, their work should be a masterpiece and calling card for their skills.
Rule five: Don't trust a tattoo artist who can't reproduce mirror-writing.


Rule 3.5: Be sure the tattoo artist is sober during the production of the tattoo.
2013-01-03 09:22:48 PM  
1 votes:
She blocked him on Facebook

/ and now she's going to die
2013-01-03 09:22:32 PM  
1 votes:
Teenager estimates it will take £300 to cover up 'monstrosity'

But how much is it going to cost to cover up the tattoo???
2013-01-03 09:22:15 PM  
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


You look like what I think every Farker on this site looks like. That's not an insult, just an observation.
2013-01-03 09:21:40 PM  
1 votes:

Another Government Employee: What do you expect for 50 quid?


www.courtreporterschool.org
2013-01-03 09:11:40 PM  
1 votes:
Lamentable, but if you thought that guy looked reputable, you almost got what you deserved. And getting it done at your house = further stupidity; the guy doesn't even own a shop.

We can only hope some other stupid teenager reads this and DOESN'T disfigure themselves permanently.
2013-01-03 09:09:29 PM  
1 votes:
Its almost as ugly as her.
2013-01-03 09:07:58 PM  
1 votes:
Rule one of tattoo club:  ask for samples of the artist's work and references from satisfied customers. If in doubt, it is not unreasonable to ask the artist to reproduce the image you want done before he or she tattoos it on you. A professional and skilled artist will not object to these requests. They'll take pride in their work and will have a portfolio of their best work.
Rule two: Be sober at the time you request the tattoo.
Rule three: Be sober during the production of the tattoo.
Rule four: If the artist is self-tattooed, as many are, their work should be a masterpiece and calling card for their skills.
Rule five: Don't trust a tattoo artist who can't reproduce mirror-writing.
2013-01-03 09:04:00 PM  
1 votes:
That's not a blow-up doll.

If anything, it's Dr. Frankenfurter in a two-piece.
2013-01-03 08:53:58 PM  
1 votes:
if she would only have gotten it on her butthole she would never even have to look at it

www.mix1079fm.com
2013-01-03 08:52:17 PM  
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


Dude, AWESOME vintage Pepsi machine. I want one.
2013-01-03 08:50:07 PM  
1 votes:
Did she even look at the guys sample work ? they all look this crappy.
2013-01-03 08:44:00 PM  
1 votes:
i331.photobucket.com
2013-01-03 08:43:30 PM  
1 votes:
mrjam.typepad.com
2013-01-03 08:41:38 PM  
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: Did she even look at that dude's face before she decided to hire him?


She took the old adage about the town with two barbers a little too literally, I suppose.

The one that says if you live in a town with exactly two barbers, then you should to get your hair cut by the one who has a bad haircut.
2013-01-03 08:39:18 PM  
1 votes:
After seeing her tattoo first, I think it sucks. Then, after seeing his other tattoos, it appears that is his genre, you know, like Picasso is art. It appears to match his other work done in his style.

I see nothing wrong with it.
2013-01-03 08:38:37 PM  
1 votes:
Siobhan Fields, 16, is appalled with the result of her Marilyn Monroe 'artwork'


i.dailymail.co.uk


16?!?

Damn.....just.

Damn.
2013-01-03 08:38:29 PM  
1 votes:
No Eurythmics comment yet? How disappointing.
2013-01-03 08:37:23 PM  
1 votes:
so, you paid 75 bucks for a large tattoo, and you're shocked that it sucks balls? from Dave's Intenze Tattoos?

If you pay a scratcher scratcher wages, you're gonna get scratcher work.
2013-01-03 08:34:27 PM  
1 votes:
The heartbroken hairdresser said tattooist Dave Stewart ...

A hairdresser at age 16...
2013-01-03 08:32:39 PM  
1 votes:
Did she even look at that dude's face before she decided to hire him?
2013-01-03 08:31:36 PM  
1 votes:
What's with that weird white ring around her mouth?
2013-01-03 08:30:44 PM  
1 votes:
So edgy to keep forever on your arm a lame assed attempt at idol worship.
And it failed on so many levels, too.
 
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