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(Daily Mail)   Worst Marilyn Monroe tattoo EVAR. Bonus: Worst tattooist EVAR   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 205
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2013-01-03 10:23:26 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: Siobhan Fields, 16, is appalled with the result of her Marilyn Monroe 'artwork'


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]


16?!?

Damn.....just.

Damn.


That meth will really age you prematurely....

Who could have ever looked that tattoo "artist" in the face, and hired him, with the quality of work displayed there right on his mug? (This backs up my meth speculation...)
 
2013-01-03 10:28:06 PM  
www.badtattooart.com
 
2013-01-03 10:29:04 PM  

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 640x360]


Wow, that is actually a great comparison. I was taking a drink at the time and nearly choked from laughing. Awesome!

/new keyboard, etc etc
 
2013-01-03 10:29:14 PM  
I'd just tell everybody it was a prison tat. In all seriousness though it's pretty good for what she paid and it's just as good as the work he posted up. She had to have known just by looking at his samples that he didn't do A+ work but convinced herself it was decent because the price was so low and if something seems too good to be true etc.
 
2013-01-03 10:31:12 PM  

RTOGUY: I'd just tell everybody it was a prison tat. In all seriousness though it's pretty good for what she paid and it's just as good as the work he posted up. She had to have known just by looking at his samples that he didn't do A+ work but convinced herself it was decent because the price was so low and if something seems too good to be true etc.


I know a guy completely covered in prison tats. They're actually pretty high in quality, except they're all done only in black.
 
2013-01-03 10:32:10 PM  
www.teamjimmyjoe.com
 
2013-01-03 10:33:54 PM  
funnyvooz.net
 
2013-01-03 10:34:31 PM  
I thought the guy from synster was bad but holy fark
 
2013-01-03 10:37:37 PM  
I really love bad tattoos.  It's weird, because I don't generally like humor that involves the misfortune of others, but I could literally spend all day looking at pics of bad tattoos.

I'm not sure what I like best: the ink done by horrible artists, the misspelled words, or the really strange choices in art, like this:
radass.com
 
2013-01-03 10:39:40 PM  

ronaprhys: Methinks it's her own damn fault. If you're too damned stupid to get a sample of the artwork prior to getting inked, you deserve everything you get.


Actually, she did, according to the article.

Okay, we can all agree that she's an idiot. I'm pretty sure that doesn't excuse this guy from pretty clearly ripping her off and doing a hideous job. Seriously, one of the pictures was of a text tattoo...and he couldn't even get THAT right! How the hell did he get so much business?
 
2013-01-03 10:41:31 PM  
Look, if we're going to have a tattoo thread, this is required.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-03 10:44:12 PM  

The Lone Gunman: ronaprhys: Methinks it's her own damn fault. If you're too damned stupid to get a sample of the artwork prior to getting inked, you deserve everything you get.

Actually, she did, according to the article.

Okay, we can all agree that she's an idiot. I'm pretty sure that doesn't excuse this guy from pretty clearly ripping her off and doing a hideous job. Seriously, one of the pictures was of a text tattoo...and he couldn't even get THAT right! How the hell did he get so much business?

You answer your own question.  She saw the guy's art in advance, and what she saw was horrible, but she had him ink her and it was horrible.  He gets business because some people, like her, are idiots.
 
2013-01-03 10:44:41 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

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Mr Rufus Lee is the shiat. I've come to expect this pic in every tattoo thread!
 
2013-01-03 10:45:08 PM  

Glendale: Look, if we're going to have a tattoo thread, this is required.

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So is this:
www.teamjimmyjoe.com
 
2013-01-03 10:46:55 PM  
Holy Crap. 16?
She looks about 30 to me.
 
2013-01-03 10:48:03 PM  

Shocktopus: brantgoose: Rule five: Don't trust a tattoo artist who can't reproduce mirror-writing.

Curious about this one.


www.anorak.co.uk
 
2013-01-03 10:48:16 PM  

Podmore: Glendale: Look, if we're going to have a tattoo thread, this is required.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x351]

So is this:
[www.teamjimmyjoe.com image 563x750]


Is that....Is that Brian Bosworth????
 
2013-01-03 10:51:24 PM  

grinding_journalist: You look like what I think every Farker on this site looks like. That's not an insult, just an observation.


Exactly what I was thinking.
 
2013-01-03 10:52:27 PM  
Looks like another job by Sailor Jerry...
 
2013-01-03 10:55:39 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 10:56:23 PM  
www.totalprosports.com
 
2013-01-03 10:58:57 PM  

Tumunga: After seeing her tattoo first, I think it sucks. Then, after seeing his other tattoos, it appears that is his genre, you know, like Picasso is art. It appears to match his other work done in his style.

I see nothing wrong with it.


Bingo! The lad works in old school sailor ink style. Sweetie pie vocalist Amy Winehouse had such style artwork ink. It was awesome.
 
2013-01-03 10:59:10 PM  
That girl appears to be the most accurate depiction of a real life Meg Griffin as I could ever imagine.
 
2013-01-03 11:00:19 PM  
How is it she couldn't tell from the stencil that it was going to be garbage?  Or did he just freehand it?  Because if someone out a stencil like that on me, I'd immediately walk away.  Some of my work actually is freehand (I have some vines/leaves that wouldn't have made sense to stencil, though he drew the vines/leaves on paper before he started so I knew what he would be putting on my arm.)

In this case, the artist has no business tattooing anyone, but I blame her for getting a shiat tattoo based on the fact that the stencil should have been the first clue that he was no great artist, and if there wasn't a stencil, then she shouldn't have agreed to let someone freehand something that big/detailed.  Never mind that  almost every portrait tattoo  ever sucks, it should have been clear that was not going to be a good tattoo.

I have one tattoo that I have to get cleaned up. The stencil was fine, but the guy got lazy with shading and I think used cheap ink, or didn't go deep enough. At least it's small and something that can be fixed since it's just a matter of re-coloring it.   *shrug*
 
2013-01-03 11:00:25 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: Siobhan Fields, 16, is appalled with the result of her Marilyn Monroe 'artwork'


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]


16?!?

Damn.....just.

Damn.


that's a British 16 though...
 
2013-01-03 11:05:49 PM  

Podmore: I'm not sure what I like best: the ink done by horrible artists, the misspelled words, or the really strange choices in art, like this:


Not sure if bad tattoo
 
2013-01-03 11:08:15 PM  

Podmore: Glendale: Look, if we're going to have a tattoo thread, this is required.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x351]

So is this:


Ahem

www.teamjimmyjoe.com
 
2013-01-03 11:08:59 PM  

nmemkha: Put the kettle on.


Hahahahaha. The tattoo artist better check to see if she has any piggies at home.
 
2013-01-03 11:14:32 PM  
 
2013-01-03 11:14:45 PM  

GungFu: [i47.tinypic.com image 306x481]


You are not getting nearly the credit or recognition you deserve for this masterpiece. So excellent.
 
2013-01-03 11:14:55 PM  
From his other work, it looks like he was performing to the best of his ability.

He gave her the best tattoo he could give.

And she should totally turn it into Tim Curry.
 
2013-01-03 11:19:16 PM  
Well, at least it wasn't Marilyn Manson.
 
2013-01-03 11:19:25 PM  
£300 is more like what she should've paid in the first place.
So it's really only a £50 lesson in "Why you don't cheap-out on body modification".
 
2013-01-03 11:19:52 PM  

Glendale: Look, if we're going to have a tattoo thread, this is required.

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Damn that took too long!
 
2013-01-03 11:21:31 PM  
Am I the only one that read "Marylin Manson" and was confused for a moment?
 
2013-01-03 11:31:18 PM  
Holey Jesus Christ!

www.teamjimmyjoe.com
 
2013-01-03 11:33:57 PM  
cdn-media.ellentv.com

www.geekstir.com
/yikes
 
2013-01-03 11:36:24 PM  
priorities
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-03 11:42:23 PM  
If one wanted to get a tattoo of a person, I would think one would do a little bit of shopping around for someone competent enough to do a decent job as making decent renditions of people is not something easy to do in any medium.

How do people practice tattooing other than finding people dumb enough to be guinea pigs?
 
2013-01-03 11:42:24 PM  
I thought Chris Krinkle and synister Ink were amazing but this guy's lines, whip shading and color packing are second to none...bravo sir! he earned that $50 and she got everything she payed for and more...

which probably includes a healthy dose of Hep C. Seriously she saw his previous work on facebook and still wanted him to work on her? thats pretty sad

//tattoo apprentice
//you get what you pay for
 
2013-01-03 11:50:07 PM  

mrEdude: even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.

you think you look cool but you look

to stupid bigots like someone vandalized you

FTFY
 
2013-01-03 11:51:34 PM  
For some moments in life, there are no words.
 
2013-01-03 11:55:43 PM  
She saw his previous work and said to go ahead anyway. Her tattoo is the same quality as what she saw, so she really does not have room to complain. Yes it is ugly, but you asked for it so don't complain when you get it.

/can't think of anything I'd want tattooed on me
//know some people with really awesome tatoos
 
2013-01-04 12:00:42 AM  

serpent_sky: almost every portrait tattoo  ever sucks


I honestly can't think of a good one I've ever seen. They all look, at best, like dead dolls. Even on tattoo artists. Even on tattoo artists from Tatooine.
 
2013-01-04 12:02:54 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Not super hot, but cute. Gives off a weird emo chick vibe. I probably wouldn't hit it, but she probably has hot friends.

i.dailymail.co.uk
OH GOD! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Seriously, guys. This the first time I've ever seen someone who actually has a "Good Side" for photos.
 
2013-01-04 12:03:19 AM  

NotARocketScientist: She saw his previous work and said to go ahead anyway. Her tattoo is the same quality as what she saw, so she really does not have room to complain. Yes it is ugly, but you asked for it so don't complain when you get it.

/can't think of anything I'd want tattooed on me
//know some people with really awesome tatoos


Same problem. I know lots of people with great tattoos, but I just don't have anything I'd want done on me.
 
2013-01-04 12:08:06 AM  
D_Evans45:

Bahahahaha
 
2013-01-04 12:19:43 AM  
RUB THE FAKE TAN ALL THE WAY TO YOUR LIPS


jeeeez people are stupid...
 
2013-01-04 12:34:04 AM  

prjindigo: RUB THE FAKE TAN ALL THE WAY TO JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE LEFTOVER ASSHOLE BLEACH DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO RUB IT ON YOUR LIPS


jeeeez people are stupid...


/FTFY
 
2013-01-04 12:35:37 AM  
i have a nerd tat. 11000000001101, right on my chest. who am I?
 
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