Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]
Arachnophobe: Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]Dude, AWESOME vintage Pepsi machine. I want one.
nmemkha: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481][www.beatitnerds.com image 333x441]Put the kettle on.
nmemkha: Put the kettle on.
thenooch: Arachnophobe: Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]Dude, AWESOME vintage Pepsi machine. I want one.How can you tell that's a dude?
Another Government Employee: What do you expect for 50 quid?
brantgoose: Rule one of tattoo club: ask for samples of the artist's work and references from satisfied customers. If in doubt, it is not unreasonable to ask the artist to reproduce the image you want done before he or she tattoos it on you. A professional and skilled artist will not object to these requests. They'll take pride in their work and will have a portfolio of their best work.Rule two: Be sober at the time you request the tattoo.Rule three: Be sober during the production of the tattoo.Rule four: If the artist is self-tattooed, as many are, their work should be a masterpiece and calling card for their skills.Rule five: Don't trust a tattoo artist who can't reproduce mirror-writing.
GungFu: What do you expect knowing that he did tats like this one:[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]Idiot.
Bathysphere: That's a teenager?
funktilious_j: nmemkha: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481][www.beatitnerds.com image 333x441]Put the kettle on.Perfect comparison.Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible coont... me.
Shirley Ujest: Bathysphere: That's a teenager?She looks 35.
JasonOfOrillia: What's with that weird white ring around her mouth?
lohphat: GIS for "bad marilyn monroe tattoo"
Gunderson: [www.tattooartists.org image 252x576]with a little touch-up work, she could turn that tat into Tim Curry from "Rocky Horror"/with more of a straight-on angle, of course
OgreMagi: A friend of mine said she wanted a tattoo of a short fat woman on her boob so that when she was old it would be a tall skinny woman. I offered to do the work, but she turned me down (some stupid excuse about me not knowing the first thing about tattoos).
mrEdude: even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.you think you look cool but you look like someone vandalized youor summat.
brantgoose: Rule five: Don't trust a tattoo artist who can't reproduce mirror-writing.
Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423][news.bbcimg.co.uk image 640x360]
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