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(Daily Mail)   Worst Marilyn Monroe tattoo EVAR. Bonus: Worst tattooist EVAR   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 205
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2013-01-03 09:01:59 PM

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


Hubba hubba!
 
2013-01-03 09:03:56 PM
I'd hit that..Right in the arm.
 
2013-01-03 09:04:00 PM
That's not a blow-up doll.

If anything, it's Dr. Frankenfurter in a two-piece.
 
2013-01-03 09:04:25 PM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-01-03 09:05:21 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
www.beatitnerds.com

Put the kettle on.
 
2013-01-03 09:05:24 PM

Arachnophobe: Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]

Dude, AWESOME vintage Pepsi machine. I want one.


How can you tell that's a dude?
 
2013-01-03 09:07:19 PM

nmemkha: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]
[www.beatitnerds.com image 333x441]

Put the kettle on.


Perfect comparison.

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible coont... me.
 
2013-01-03 09:07:58 PM
Rule one of tattoo club:  ask for samples of the artist's work and references from satisfied customers. If in doubt, it is not unreasonable to ask the artist to reproduce the image you want done before he or she tattoos it on you. A professional and skilled artist will not object to these requests. They'll take pride in their work and will have a portfolio of their best work.
Rule two: Be sober at the time you request the tattoo.
Rule three: Be sober during the production of the tattoo.
Rule four: If the artist is self-tattooed, as many are, their work should be a masterpiece and calling card for their skills.
Rule five: Don't trust a tattoo artist who can't reproduce mirror-writing.
 
2013-01-03 09:09:29 PM
Its almost as ugly as her.
 
2013-01-03 09:11:40 PM
Lamentable, but if you thought that guy looked reputable, you almost got what you deserved. And getting it done at your house = further stupidity; the guy doesn't even own a shop.

We can only hope some other stupid teenager reads this and DOESN'T disfigure themselves permanently.
 
2013-01-03 09:13:26 PM

nmemkha: Put the kettle on.


I just had them polished......
 
2013-01-03 09:14:17 PM
This thread is great. I feel bad for her though, she should have waited and taken her time and chosen a better artist. On the positive side, it sounds like she'll be getting a better tattoo soon.
 
2013-01-03 09:19:09 PM
What do you expect knowing that he did tats like this one:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Idiot.
 
2013-01-03 09:19:13 PM
On the plus side, the tattoo draws attention away from her face.
 
2013-01-03 09:20:14 PM

thenooch: Arachnophobe: Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]

Dude, AWESOME vintage Pepsi machine. I want one.

How can you tell that's a dude?


Too skinny to be a farkette.
 
2013-01-03 09:20:26 PM
media.screened.com
 
2013-01-03 09:21:40 PM

Another Government Employee: What do you expect for 50 quid?


www.courtreporterschool.org
 
2013-01-03 09:22:15 PM

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


You look like what I think every Farker on this site looks like. That's not an insult, just an observation.
 
2013-01-03 09:22:32 PM
Teenager estimates it will take £300 to cover up 'monstrosity'

But how much is it going to cost to cover up the tattoo???
 
2013-01-03 09:22:48 PM
She blocked him on Facebook

/ and now she's going to die
 
2013-01-03 09:22:52 PM

brantgoose: Rule one of tattoo club:  ask for samples of the artist's work and references from satisfied customers. If in doubt, it is not unreasonable to ask the artist to reproduce the image you want done before he or she tattoos it on you. A professional and skilled artist will not object to these requests. They'll take pride in their work and will have a portfolio of their best work.
Rule two: Be sober at the time you request the tattoo.
Rule three: Be sober during the production of the tattoo.
Rule four: If the artist is self-tattooed, as many are, their work should be a masterpiece and calling card for their skills.
Rule five: Don't trust a tattoo artist who can't reproduce mirror-writing.


Rule 3.5: Be sure the tattoo artist is sober during the production of the tattoo.
 
2013-01-03 09:23:26 PM
You would think Lady Gaga could afford a better tattoo.
 
2013-01-03 09:23:29 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/Tattooist
 
2013-01-03 09:25:51 PM
even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.

you think you look cool but you look like someone vandalized you
or summat.
 
2013-01-03 09:26:08 PM

Tax Boy:


Well that's just disturbing, TaxBoy.

/ringring... why yes, Mr. Hanson, he is sitting right over there...
 
2013-01-03 09:27:08 PM

GungFu: What do you expect knowing that he did tats like this one:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Idiot.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-03 09:28:33 PM

Bathysphere: That's a teenager?


She looks 35.
 
2013-01-03 09:30:37 PM

funktilious_j: nmemkha: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]
[www.beatitnerds.com image 333x441]

Put the kettle on.

Perfect comparison.

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible coont... me.


I love Fark so much.
 
2013-01-03 09:32:26 PM

Shirley Ujest: Bathysphere: That's a teenager?

She looks 35.


Have you seen the latest issue of Cosmo?

16! IT'S THE NEW 35!!!
 
2013-01-03 09:32:48 PM
1) Hire a random dude to do a massive tat on your arm. Do not ask for example of his work.
2) ???
3) Profit!!!!!!

I just love this sort of story. You have two complete idiots coming together in a majestic trainwreck of epic fail. This is why I come to fark.

/why yes, I *am* a horrible person
//how did you know?
 
2013-01-03 09:35:33 PM
Thread needs more Patrick Swayze centaur tattoo.
 
2013-01-03 09:35:48 PM
Don't hire a tattoo artist who barely made it beyond doodling nude women in his school notebooks.
 
2013-01-03 09:35:51 PM

JasonOfOrillia: What's with that weird white ring around her mouth?


Stretch marks.
 
2013-01-03 09:36:57 PM
www.tattooartists.org


with a little touch-up work, she could turn that tat into Tim Curry from "Rocky Horror"

/with more of a straight-on angle, of course
 
2013-01-03 09:37:09 PM
 
2013-01-03 09:39:37 PM
So now she's a four-bagger?
 
2013-01-03 09:44:23 PM
This one needs more shading on the upper lip.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-03 09:46:16 PM
£50 for a 90-minute tattoo session. That's like $80.

Here's a hint: If a tattoo artist is only charging you about $50/hour, he might not be the best in the biz.
 
2013-01-03 09:47:22 PM

lohphat: GIS for "bad marilyn monroe tattoo"


There was one on there that looked like Elvis.
 
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2013-01-03 09:47:38 PM

Gunderson: [www.tattooartists.org image 252x576]


with a little touch-up work, she could turn that tat into Tim Curry from "Rocky Horror"

/with more of a straight-on angle, of course


i235.photobucket.com

© great minds and all that
 
2013-01-03 09:55:06 PM
A friend of mine said she wanted a tattoo of a short fat woman on her boob so that when she was old it would be a tall skinny woman.  I offered to do the work, but she turned me down (some stupid excuse about me not knowing the first thing about tattoos).
 
2013-01-03 09:57:14 PM

OgreMagi: A friend of mine said she wanted a tattoo of a short fat woman on her boob so that when she was old it would be a tall skinny woman.  I offered to do the work, but she turned me down (some stupid excuse about me not knowing the first thing about tattoos).


or flapjacks.
 
2013-01-03 10:02:27 PM

mrEdude: even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.

you think you look cool but you look like someone vandalized you
or summat.


i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 10:11:42 PM

D_Evans45:


Hahahaahaa!
 
2013-01-03 10:12:09 PM

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


Apparently all the Fark stereotypes are true.
 
2013-01-03 10:12:54 PM
Woohoo bad tattoo thread! :D
 
2013-01-03 10:14:43 PM

brantgoose: Rule five: Don't trust a tattoo artist who can't reproduce mirror-writing.


Curious about this one.
 
2013-01-03 10:17:05 PM
I always wonder if people like this actually read the articles/comments after they go biatching to the media.

I'm firmly in the "i'll never get a tattoo" camp. Something would have to be pretty damn important for me to permanently etch it into my skin, but the things in life important enough to memorialize would be trivialized (in my view) in tattoo form.
 
2013-01-03 10:17:38 PM

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 640x360]


That made me laugh out loud. A good hearty laugh.
 
2013-01-03 10:20:25 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
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