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2013-01-03 08:30:32 PM
What do you expect for 50 quid?
 
2013-01-03 08:30:37 PM
FTA "Some like it botched"

That's just mean.
 
2013-01-03 08:30:44 PM
So edgy to keep forever on your arm a lame assed attempt at idol worship.
And it failed on so many levels, too.
 
ecl
2013-01-03 08:31:06 PM
She got what she deserved?
 
2013-01-03 08:31:36 PM
What's with that weird white ring around her mouth?
 
2013-01-03 08:32:05 PM
Methinks it's her own damn fault. If you're too damned stupid to get a sample of the artwork prior to getting inked, you deserve everything you get.
 
2013-01-03 08:32:39 PM
Did she even look at that dude's face before she decided to hire him?
 
2013-01-03 08:32:47 PM

Another Government Employee: What do you expect for 50 quid?


Something slightly better than a prison tattoo?
 
2013-01-03 08:34:27 PM
The heartbroken hairdresser said tattooist Dave Stewart ...

A hairdresser at age 16...
 
2013-01-03 08:34:46 PM

JasonOfOrillia: What's with that weird white ring around her mouth?


Is it cool ice?
 
2013-01-03 08:35:38 PM
That's a teenager?
 
2013-01-03 08:36:21 PM

logic523: JasonOfOrillia: What's with that weird white ring around her mouth?

Is it cool ice?


meco seco
 
2013-01-03 08:36:57 PM

Atomic Spunk: Did she even look at that dude's face before she decided to hire him?


To be fair, she is Scottish. Probably pissed out of her head when she decided to get that tattoo.
 
2013-01-03 08:37:23 PM
so, you paid 75 bucks for a large tattoo, and you're shocked that it sucks balls? from Dave's Intenze Tattoos?

If you pay a scratcher scratcher wages, you're gonna get scratcher work.
 
2013-01-03 08:37:25 PM

Bathysphere: That's a teenager?


That's a fat chick that thought the "hipster" look would win he cawk.
 
2013-01-03 08:38:19 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2013-01-03 08:38:29 PM
No Eurythmics comment yet? How disappointing.
 
2013-01-03 08:38:37 PM
Siobhan Fields, 16, is appalled with the result of her Marilyn Monroe 'artwork'


i.dailymail.co.uk


16?!?

Damn.....just.

Damn.
 
2013-01-03 08:38:50 PM
Can someone photoshop the "Ecco Homo" Jesus painting restoration onto the tattoo's face?
 
2013-01-03 08:39:03 PM
Someone needs to photoshop Cecilia Jimenez's Jesus face on that tattoo.
 
2013-01-03 08:39:18 PM
After seeing her tattoo first, I think it sucks. Then, after seeing his other tattoos, it appears that is his genre, you know, like Picasso is art. It appears to match his other work done in his style.

I see nothing wrong with it.
 
2013-01-03 08:39:38 PM
Aaaaand beaten to the punch once more.
 
2013-01-03 08:39:46 PM

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 640x360]


Exactly what I was thinking (I should have refreshed).
 
2013-01-03 08:39:46 PM
St Cool Ice, patron of bad tats: Pray for her.
 
2013-01-03 08:40:15 PM

JasonOfOrillia: What's with that weird white ring around her mouth?


That's the residue from why he only charged her 50 quid...
 
2013-01-03 08:40:15 PM

JasonOfOrillia: What's with that weird white ring around her mouth?



Sucked so much dick her fake tan is coming off.
 
2013-01-03 08:41:34 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: 16?!?

Damn.....just.

Damn.


That's a hard 16.
 
2013-01-03 08:41:38 PM

Atomic Spunk: Did she even look at that dude's face before she decided to hire him?


She took the old adage about the town with two barbers a little too literally, I suppose.

The one that says if you live in a town with exactly two barbers, then you should to get your hair cut by the one who has a bad haircut.
 
2013-01-03 08:42:53 PM
Also, he appears to be doing tattoos on his couch, a sure sign of a consummate professional.
 
2013-01-03 08:43:29 PM
Anything that draws attention away from her ugly face is an improvement... even a bad tattoo.
 
2013-01-03 08:43:30 PM
mrjam.typepad.com
 
2013-01-03 08:43:34 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: JasonOfOrillia: What's with that weird white ring around her mouth?


Sucked so much dick her fake tan is coming off.


HA! Simulpost basically saying the same thing!

/Hoosiers thinking like Hoosiers?
 
2013-01-03 08:44:00 PM
i331.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 08:44:23 PM

ButterMule: No Eurythmics comment yet? How disappointing.


Disappointing indeed.  Who am I to disagree?
 
2013-01-03 08:45:13 PM

WordsnCollision: [mrjam.typepad.com image 356x289]


pretty sweet tattoo of the albino from The Princess Bride.
 
2013-01-03 08:46:38 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

pullquote.typepad.com
 
2013-01-03 08:48:15 PM

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 640x360]


Abox - I was thinking the same thing. LMAO
 
2013-01-03 08:48:31 PM
You get what you pay for.  My niece's husband is a tattoo artist and would probably recommend drawing and quartering of the person who did this monstrosity.
 
2013-01-03 08:48:47 PM
He should've put it on her face.
 
2013-01-03 08:50:00 PM
"Why So Serious?"
 
2013-01-03 08:50:03 PM
I can only imagine the ass antlers.
 
2013-01-03 08:50:07 PM
Did she even look at the guys sample work ? they all look this crappy.
 
2013-01-03 08:51:15 PM

JasonOfOrillia: What's with that weird white ring around her mouth?


"Looks like you blew a seal."
"No, that's just ice cream."
 
2013-01-03 08:52:17 PM

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


Dude, AWESOME vintage Pepsi machine. I want one.
 
2013-01-03 08:53:10 PM
Just more tatards.
 
2013-01-03 08:53:58 PM
if she would only have gotten it on her butthole she would never even have to look at it

www.mix1079fm.com
 
2013-01-03 08:55:39 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-01-03 08:59:21 PM
'Then I felt that I had just paid £50 for this guy to basically disfigure me for life.'

Which is what I consider almost all tattoos to do, and why I'll never get one.
 
2013-01-03 09:00:37 PM
img825.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-03 09:01:27 PM

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


Sort of curious what the giant skull duct taped to your back is supposed to be hiding.
 
2013-01-03 09:01:59 PM

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


Hubba hubba!
 
2013-01-03 09:03:56 PM
I'd hit that..Right in the arm.
 
2013-01-03 09:04:00 PM
That's not a blow-up doll.

If anything, it's Dr. Frankenfurter in a two-piece.
 
2013-01-03 09:04:25 PM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-01-03 09:05:21 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
www.beatitnerds.com

Put the kettle on.
 
2013-01-03 09:05:24 PM

Arachnophobe: Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]

Dude, AWESOME vintage Pepsi machine. I want one.


How can you tell that's a dude?
 
2013-01-03 09:07:19 PM

nmemkha: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]
[www.beatitnerds.com image 333x441]

Put the kettle on.


Perfect comparison.

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible coont... me.
 
2013-01-03 09:07:58 PM
Rule one of tattoo club:  ask for samples of the artist's work and references from satisfied customers. If in doubt, it is not unreasonable to ask the artist to reproduce the image you want done before he or she tattoos it on you. A professional and skilled artist will not object to these requests. They'll take pride in their work and will have a portfolio of their best work.
Rule two: Be sober at the time you request the tattoo.
Rule three: Be sober during the production of the tattoo.
Rule four: If the artist is self-tattooed, as many are, their work should be a masterpiece and calling card for their skills.
Rule five: Don't trust a tattoo artist who can't reproduce mirror-writing.
 
2013-01-03 09:09:29 PM
Its almost as ugly as her.
 
2013-01-03 09:11:40 PM
Lamentable, but if you thought that guy looked reputable, you almost got what you deserved. And getting it done at your house = further stupidity; the guy doesn't even own a shop.

We can only hope some other stupid teenager reads this and DOESN'T disfigure themselves permanently.
 
2013-01-03 09:13:26 PM

nmemkha: Put the kettle on.


I just had them polished......
 
2013-01-03 09:14:17 PM
This thread is great. I feel bad for her though, she should have waited and taken her time and chosen a better artist. On the positive side, it sounds like she'll be getting a better tattoo soon.
 
2013-01-03 09:19:09 PM
What do you expect knowing that he did tats like this one:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Idiot.
 
2013-01-03 09:19:13 PM
On the plus side, the tattoo draws attention away from her face.
 
2013-01-03 09:20:14 PM

thenooch: Arachnophobe: Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]

Dude, AWESOME vintage Pepsi machine. I want one.

How can you tell that's a dude?


Too skinny to be a farkette.
 
2013-01-03 09:20:26 PM
media.screened.com
 
2013-01-03 09:21:40 PM

Another Government Employee: What do you expect for 50 quid?


www.courtreporterschool.org
 
2013-01-03 09:22:15 PM

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


You look like what I think every Farker on this site looks like. That's not an insult, just an observation.
 
2013-01-03 09:22:32 PM
Teenager estimates it will take £300 to cover up 'monstrosity'

But how much is it going to cost to cover up the tattoo???
 
2013-01-03 09:22:48 PM
She blocked him on Facebook

/ and now she's going to die
 
2013-01-03 09:22:52 PM

brantgoose: Rule one of tattoo club:  ask for samples of the artist's work and references from satisfied customers. If in doubt, it is not unreasonable to ask the artist to reproduce the image you want done before he or she tattoos it on you. A professional and skilled artist will not object to these requests. They'll take pride in their work and will have a portfolio of their best work.
Rule two: Be sober at the time you request the tattoo.
Rule three: Be sober during the production of the tattoo.
Rule four: If the artist is self-tattooed, as many are, their work should be a masterpiece and calling card for their skills.
Rule five: Don't trust a tattoo artist who can't reproduce mirror-writing.


Rule 3.5: Be sure the tattoo artist is sober during the production of the tattoo.
 
2013-01-03 09:23:26 PM
You would think Lady Gaga could afford a better tattoo.
 
2013-01-03 09:23:29 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/Tattooist
 
2013-01-03 09:25:51 PM
even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.

you think you look cool but you look like someone vandalized you
or summat.
 
2013-01-03 09:26:08 PM

Tax Boy:


Well that's just disturbing, TaxBoy.

/ringring... why yes, Mr. Hanson, he is sitting right over there...
 
2013-01-03 09:27:08 PM

GungFu: What do you expect knowing that he did tats like this one:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Idiot.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-03 09:28:33 PM

Bathysphere: That's a teenager?


She looks 35.
 
2013-01-03 09:30:37 PM

funktilious_j: nmemkha: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]
[www.beatitnerds.com image 333x441]

Put the kettle on.

Perfect comparison.

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible coont... me.


I love Fark so much.
 
2013-01-03 09:32:26 PM

Shirley Ujest: Bathysphere: That's a teenager?

She looks 35.


Have you seen the latest issue of Cosmo?

16! IT'S THE NEW 35!!!
 
2013-01-03 09:32:48 PM
1) Hire a random dude to do a massive tat on your arm. Do not ask for example of his work.
2) ???
3) Profit!!!!!!

I just love this sort of story. You have two complete idiots coming together in a majestic trainwreck of epic fail. This is why I come to fark.

/why yes, I *am* a horrible person
//how did you know?
 
2013-01-03 09:35:33 PM
Thread needs more Patrick Swayze centaur tattoo.
 
2013-01-03 09:35:48 PM
Don't hire a tattoo artist who barely made it beyond doodling nude women in his school notebooks.
 
2013-01-03 09:35:51 PM

JasonOfOrillia: What's with that weird white ring around her mouth?


Stretch marks.
 
2013-01-03 09:36:57 PM
www.tattooartists.org


with a little touch-up work, she could turn that tat into Tim Curry from "Rocky Horror"

/with more of a straight-on angle, of course
 
2013-01-03 09:37:09 PM
 
2013-01-03 09:39:37 PM
So now she's a four-bagger?
 
2013-01-03 09:44:23 PM
This one needs more shading on the upper lip.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-03 09:46:16 PM
£50 for a 90-minute tattoo session. That's like $80.

Here's a hint: If a tattoo artist is only charging you about $50/hour, he might not be the best in the biz.
 
2013-01-03 09:47:22 PM

lohphat: GIS for "bad marilyn monroe tattoo"


There was one on there that looked like Elvis.
 
Rat
2013-01-03 09:47:38 PM

Gunderson: [www.tattooartists.org image 252x576]


with a little touch-up work, she could turn that tat into Tim Curry from "Rocky Horror"

/with more of a straight-on angle, of course


i235.photobucket.com

© great minds and all that
 
2013-01-03 09:55:06 PM
A friend of mine said she wanted a tattoo of a short fat woman on her boob so that when she was old it would be a tall skinny woman.  I offered to do the work, but she turned me down (some stupid excuse about me not knowing the first thing about tattoos).
 
2013-01-03 09:57:14 PM

OgreMagi: A friend of mine said she wanted a tattoo of a short fat woman on her boob so that when she was old it would be a tall skinny woman.  I offered to do the work, but she turned me down (some stupid excuse about me not knowing the first thing about tattoos).


or flapjacks.
 
2013-01-03 10:02:27 PM

mrEdude: even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.

you think you look cool but you look like someone vandalized you
or summat.


i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 10:11:42 PM

D_Evans45:


Hahahaahaa!
 
2013-01-03 10:12:09 PM

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


Apparently all the Fark stereotypes are true.
 
2013-01-03 10:12:54 PM
Woohoo bad tattoo thread! :D
 
2013-01-03 10:14:43 PM

brantgoose: Rule five: Don't trust a tattoo artist who can't reproduce mirror-writing.


Curious about this one.
 
2013-01-03 10:17:05 PM
I always wonder if people like this actually read the articles/comments after they go biatching to the media.

I'm firmly in the "i'll never get a tattoo" camp. Something would have to be pretty damn important for me to permanently etch it into my skin, but the things in life important enough to memorialize would be trivialized (in my view) in tattoo form.
 
2013-01-03 10:17:38 PM

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 640x360]


That made me laugh out loud. A good hearty laugh.
 
2013-01-03 10:20:25 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-03 10:23:26 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: Siobhan Fields, 16, is appalled with the result of her Marilyn Monroe 'artwork'


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]


16?!?

Damn.....just.

Damn.


That meth will really age you prematurely....

Who could have ever looked that tattoo "artist" in the face, and hired him, with the quality of work displayed there right on his mug? (This backs up my meth speculation...)
 
2013-01-03 10:28:06 PM
www.badtattooart.com
 
2013-01-03 10:29:04 PM

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 640x360]


Wow, that is actually a great comparison. I was taking a drink at the time and nearly choked from laughing. Awesome!

/new keyboard, etc etc
 
2013-01-03 10:29:14 PM
I'd just tell everybody it was a prison tat. In all seriousness though it's pretty good for what she paid and it's just as good as the work he posted up. She had to have known just by looking at his samples that he didn't do A+ work but convinced herself it was decent because the price was so low and if something seems too good to be true etc.
 
2013-01-03 10:31:12 PM

RTOGUY: I'd just tell everybody it was a prison tat. In all seriousness though it's pretty good for what she paid and it's just as good as the work he posted up. She had to have known just by looking at his samples that he didn't do A+ work but convinced herself it was decent because the price was so low and if something seems too good to be true etc.


I know a guy completely covered in prison tats. They're actually pretty high in quality, except they're all done only in black.
 
2013-01-03 10:32:10 PM
www.teamjimmyjoe.com
 
2013-01-03 10:33:54 PM
funnyvooz.net
 
2013-01-03 10:34:31 PM
I thought the guy from synster was bad but holy fark
 
2013-01-03 10:37:37 PM
I really love bad tattoos.  It's weird, because I don't generally like humor that involves the misfortune of others, but I could literally spend all day looking at pics of bad tattoos.

I'm not sure what I like best: the ink done by horrible artists, the misspelled words, or the really strange choices in art, like this:
radass.com
 
2013-01-03 10:39:40 PM

ronaprhys: Methinks it's her own damn fault. If you're too damned stupid to get a sample of the artwork prior to getting inked, you deserve everything you get.


Actually, she did, according to the article.

Okay, we can all agree that she's an idiot. I'm pretty sure that doesn't excuse this guy from pretty clearly ripping her off and doing a hideous job. Seriously, one of the pictures was of a text tattoo...and he couldn't even get THAT right! How the hell did he get so much business?
 
2013-01-03 10:41:31 PM
Look, if we're going to have a tattoo thread, this is required.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-03 10:44:12 PM

The Lone Gunman: ronaprhys: Methinks it's her own damn fault. If you're too damned stupid to get a sample of the artwork prior to getting inked, you deserve everything you get.

Actually, she did, according to the article.

Okay, we can all agree that she's an idiot. I'm pretty sure that doesn't excuse this guy from pretty clearly ripping her off and doing a hideous job. Seriously, one of the pictures was of a text tattoo...and he couldn't even get THAT right! How the hell did he get so much business?

You answer your own question.  She saw the guy's art in advance, and what she saw was horrible, but she had him ink her and it was horrible.  He gets business because some people, like her, are idiots.
 
2013-01-03 10:44:41 PM

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


Mr Rufus Lee is the shiat. I've come to expect this pic in every tattoo thread!
 
2013-01-03 10:45:08 PM

Glendale: Look, if we're going to have a tattoo thread, this is required.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x351]


So is this:
www.teamjimmyjoe.com
 
2013-01-03 10:46:55 PM
Holy Crap. 16?
She looks about 30 to me.
 
2013-01-03 10:48:03 PM

Shocktopus: brantgoose: Rule five: Don't trust a tattoo artist who can't reproduce mirror-writing.

Curious about this one.


www.anorak.co.uk
 
2013-01-03 10:48:16 PM

Podmore: Glendale: Look, if we're going to have a tattoo thread, this is required.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x351]

So is this:
[www.teamjimmyjoe.com image 563x750]


Is that....Is that Brian Bosworth????
 
2013-01-03 10:51:24 PM

grinding_journalist: You look like what I think every Farker on this site looks like. That's not an insult, just an observation.


Exactly what I was thinking.
 
2013-01-03 10:52:27 PM
Looks like another job by Sailor Jerry...
 
2013-01-03 10:55:39 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 10:56:23 PM
www.totalprosports.com
 
2013-01-03 10:58:57 PM

Tumunga: After seeing her tattoo first, I think it sucks. Then, after seeing his other tattoos, it appears that is his genre, you know, like Picasso is art. It appears to match his other work done in his style.

I see nothing wrong with it.


Bingo! The lad works in old school sailor ink style. Sweetie pie vocalist Amy Winehouse had such style artwork ink. It was awesome.
 
2013-01-03 10:59:10 PM
That girl appears to be the most accurate depiction of a real life Meg Griffin as I could ever imagine.
 
2013-01-03 11:00:19 PM
How is it she couldn't tell from the stencil that it was going to be garbage?  Or did he just freehand it?  Because if someone out a stencil like that on me, I'd immediately walk away.  Some of my work actually is freehand (I have some vines/leaves that wouldn't have made sense to stencil, though he drew the vines/leaves on paper before he started so I knew what he would be putting on my arm.)

In this case, the artist has no business tattooing anyone, but I blame her for getting a shiat tattoo based on the fact that the stencil should have been the first clue that he was no great artist, and if there wasn't a stencil, then she shouldn't have agreed to let someone freehand something that big/detailed.  Never mind that  almost every portrait tattoo  ever sucks, it should have been clear that was not going to be a good tattoo.

I have one tattoo that I have to get cleaned up. The stencil was fine, but the guy got lazy with shading and I think used cheap ink, or didn't go deep enough. At least it's small and something that can be fixed since it's just a matter of re-coloring it.   *shrug*
 
2013-01-03 11:00:25 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: Siobhan Fields, 16, is appalled with the result of her Marilyn Monroe 'artwork'


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]


16?!?

Damn.....just.

Damn.


that's a British 16 though...
 
2013-01-03 11:05:49 PM

Podmore: I'm not sure what I like best: the ink done by horrible artists, the misspelled words, or the really strange choices in art, like this:


Not sure if bad tattoo
 
2013-01-03 11:08:15 PM

Podmore: Glendale: Look, if we're going to have a tattoo thread, this is required.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x351]

So is this:


Ahem

www.teamjimmyjoe.com
 
2013-01-03 11:08:59 PM

nmemkha: Put the kettle on.


Hahahahaha. The tattoo artist better check to see if she has any piggies at home.
 
2013-01-03 11:14:32 PM
 
2013-01-03 11:14:45 PM

GungFu: [i47.tinypic.com image 306x481]


You are not getting nearly the credit or recognition you deserve for this masterpiece. So excellent.
 
2013-01-03 11:14:55 PM
From his other work, it looks like he was performing to the best of his ability.

He gave her the best tattoo he could give.

And she should totally turn it into Tim Curry.
 
2013-01-03 11:19:16 PM
Well, at least it wasn't Marilyn Manson.
 
2013-01-03 11:19:25 PM
£300 is more like what she should've paid in the first place.
So it's really only a £50 lesson in "Why you don't cheap-out on body modification".
 
2013-01-03 11:19:52 PM

Glendale: Look, if we're going to have a tattoo thread, this is required.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x351]


Damn that took too long!
 
2013-01-03 11:21:31 PM
Am I the only one that read "Marylin Manson" and was confused for a moment?
 
2013-01-03 11:31:18 PM
Holey Jesus Christ!

www.teamjimmyjoe.com
 
2013-01-03 11:33:57 PM
cdn-media.ellentv.com

www.geekstir.com
/yikes
 
2013-01-03 11:36:24 PM
priorities
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-03 11:42:23 PM
If one wanted to get a tattoo of a person, I would think one would do a little bit of shopping around for someone competent enough to do a decent job as making decent renditions of people is not something easy to do in any medium.

How do people practice tattooing other than finding people dumb enough to be guinea pigs?
 
2013-01-03 11:42:24 PM
I thought Chris Krinkle and synister Ink were amazing but this guy's lines, whip shading and color packing are second to none...bravo sir! he earned that $50 and she got everything she payed for and more...

which probably includes a healthy dose of Hep C. Seriously she saw his previous work on facebook and still wanted him to work on her? thats pretty sad

//tattoo apprentice
//you get what you pay for
 
2013-01-03 11:50:07 PM

mrEdude: even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.

you think you look cool but you look

to stupid bigots like someone vandalized you

FTFY
 
2013-01-03 11:51:34 PM
For some moments in life, there are no words.
 
2013-01-03 11:55:43 PM
She saw his previous work and said to go ahead anyway. Her tattoo is the same quality as what she saw, so she really does not have room to complain. Yes it is ugly, but you asked for it so don't complain when you get it.

/can't think of anything I'd want tattooed on me
//know some people with really awesome tatoos
 
2013-01-04 12:00:42 AM

serpent_sky: almost every portrait tattoo  ever sucks


I honestly can't think of a good one I've ever seen. They all look, at best, like dead dolls. Even on tattoo artists. Even on tattoo artists from Tatooine.
 
2013-01-04 12:02:54 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Not super hot, but cute. Gives off a weird emo chick vibe. I probably wouldn't hit it, but she probably has hot friends.

i.dailymail.co.uk
OH GOD! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Seriously, guys. This the first time I've ever seen someone who actually has a "Good Side" for photos.
 
2013-01-04 12:03:19 AM

NotARocketScientist: She saw his previous work and said to go ahead anyway. Her tattoo is the same quality as what she saw, so she really does not have room to complain. Yes it is ugly, but you asked for it so don't complain when you get it.

/can't think of anything I'd want tattooed on me
//know some people with really awesome tatoos


Same problem. I know lots of people with great tattoos, but I just don't have anything I'd want done on me.
 
2013-01-04 12:08:06 AM

D_Evans45:


Bahahahaha
 
2013-01-04 12:19:43 AM
RUB THE FAKE TAN ALL THE WAY TO YOUR LIPS


jeeeez people are stupid...
 
2013-01-04 12:34:04 AM

prjindigo: RUB THE FAKE TAN ALL THE WAY TO JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE LEFTOVER ASSHOLE BLEACH DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO RUB IT ON YOUR LIPS


jeeeez people are stupid...


/FTFY
 
2013-01-04 12:35:37 AM
i have a nerd tat. 11000000001101, right on my chest. who am I?
 
2013-01-04 12:36:04 AM

Another Government Employee: What do you expect for 50 quid?


Hey, i have a pretty great little tat that only cost me 30$ in 2009 by pros.
 
2013-01-04 12:43:12 AM

W.C.fields forever: Podmore: Glendale: Look, if we're going to have a tattoo thread, this is required.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x351]

So is this:
[www.teamjimmyjoe.com image 563x750]

Is that....Is that Brian Bosworth????


Frighteningly, it's Patrick Swayze
 
2013-01-04 12:45:17 AM

Tumunga: After seeing her tattoo first, I think it sucks. Then, after seeing his other tattoos, it appears that is his genre, you know, like Picasso is art. It appears to match his other work done in his style.

I see nothing wrong with it.


I was thinking that same thing looks just like the other ones on the page.
 
2013-01-04 01:05:24 AM

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 640x360]

~
~
WTF? And so soon - first picture comment in the thread.

Came here to post the monkey Jesus pic, say that the tattoo artist was seen lurking near Santuario de Misericodia church.
 
2013-01-04 01:14:05 AM

IamAwake: i have a nerd tat. 11000000001101, right on my chest. who am I?


someone who never gets laid?
 
2013-01-04 01:29:43 AM
Worst headline ever?
 
2013-01-04 01:31:27 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk upload.wikimedia.org

Just saying...

Bye.
 
2013-01-04 01:35:27 AM
Glad he's got enough attention to detail to include the camel toe. It's the little things that matter.
 
2013-01-04 01:43:52 AM

tylerdurden217: Worst headline ever?


Worst EVAR.
 
2013-01-04 01:57:09 AM
I learned the hard way. Had a buddy who was doing an apprenticeship at a shop, and was supposed to get a music note.. Didn't work out too well. Still haven't got it right.
 
2013-01-04 01:59:09 AM

Rufus Lee King: Oh, yeah, speaking of tattoos, I've shown y'all my latest work, eh?

[i1041.photobucket.com image 798x532]


This is awesome! It goes into my private Fark picture directory, along with all the other really weird stuff. :)
 
2013-01-04 02:01:00 AM

Aristan: Seriously, guys. This the first time I've ever seen someone who actually has a "Good Side" for photos.


And here's the second time.

i830.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 02:07:53 AM
I don't have any tattoos or any plans to get one, but if I did I'd shell out a lot of money to have a competent artist do the work.
 
2013-01-04 02:09:26 AM
Then again, you all knew it was going to be a pretty worthless thread to read when the title include the word EVAR...gimme a break..that's one of those words we need to retire
 
2013-01-04 02:41:06 AM

ecl: She got what she deserved?


No. She got what she paid for. Also, she should have researched his work BEFORE getting the tattoo done. Most tattoo artists keep photographs of their work. Not only that, but they are proud to show off their work. So, before you ink, look at their work.
 
2013-01-04 02:47:22 AM
Has anyone mentioned that the legal age for getting a tattoo is 18 in Scotland and the rest of the UK ?

I would say the guy is screwed, but he could always exhibit her face as evidence that he genuinely believed she was 45.
 
2013-01-04 04:41:06 AM

adammpower: Hagenhatesyouall: Siobhan Fields, 16, is appalled with the result of her Marilyn Monroe 'artwork'


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]


16?!?

Damn.....just.

Damn.

that's a British 16 though...


Yea, but.....

I mean........

Damn.
 
2013-01-04 04:52:43 AM

Glancing Blow: FTA "Some like it botched"

That's just mean.


Actually, it's pretty funny.

Also, everyone in this story is cheap and stupid.
 
2013-01-04 06:01:28 AM
Stupid poor people problems.
 
2013-01-04 06:08:34 AM
I dunno...sure its a lousy tattoo, but considering the canvas, it seems appropriate.

And if a person is such an idiot not to approved the drawing before the tattoo machine starts buzzing, they get what they deserve.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-04 06:11:56 AM

Podmore: [www.badtattooart.com image 547x510]


I LOLed.

But really, we shouldn't make fun. It's really an excellent tattoo of a drag-queen Uncle Fester. (That's what it's supposed to be, right?)
 
2013-01-04 06:19:04 AM

adammpower: Hagenhatesyouall: Siobhan Fields, 16, is appalled with the result of her Marilyn Monroe 'artwork'


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x481]


16?!?

Damn.....just.

Damn.

that's a British 16 though...


It's metric.
 
2013-01-04 06:20:57 AM
welcome to the jungle.

that's what the icecream truck that goes to he neighbourhood says.

/former jungle resident.
 
2013-01-04 06:21:35 AM
*her
 
2013-01-04 06:32:55 AM
Throw an orange sweater and skirt on her then bring her to me.
 
2013-01-04 06:35:12 AM
Mode101:

i.dailymail.co.ukimages1.wikia.nocookie.net


Nearer the mark.

/More like Amy Farrah Farkable if you ask me
 
2013-01-04 06:36:22 AM

MaoTenDoo: This one needs more shading on the upper lip.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x975]


And less chest hair.
 
2013-01-04 07:30:01 AM
It's your own fault if you ask about prices before a portfolio.
 
2013-01-04 08:01:18 AM
She should just tell people it is a tattoo of Krysten Ritter:

i.dailymail.co.ukfabzz.com
 
2013-01-04 08:11:43 AM

mrEdude: even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.

you think you look cool but you look like someone vandalized you
or summat.


Meh. Matter of opinion. Just either get one where you're not likely to lose much muscle tone over the next 40 years or make a lifetime committment to three 2-hour workouts a week. Fact is, no matter how pristine your skin looks, once you croak within a few days it's going to look like you've been dunked in liquid shiat anyhow, so do what you want with it.
And tattoos or no, I definitely wouldn't boot Pauley Perrette nor Scottie from the first Mythbusters out of the sack. Something about tattooed chicks who like doing things with metal does it for this ol' blacksmith.
 
2013-01-04 08:42:50 AM
He should have to give her a refund based on not checking ID.

This is what you get when you try to play around with being an adult when you are not, little girl. Crazy how she looks 16 in the forward facing photo and 46 in the other. Heck the one on the right she looks like she could be my mom, and I'm heading down the back end of my 40's(My mom looked like my sister until she hit about 45)
 
2013-01-04 09:10:11 AM
That's the forty-est sixteen year old I have ever seen. If you look that old and tired at sixteen, a tattoo is the LAST thing you want to get. She now looks old, tired, and trashy as hell.
 
2013-01-04 09:11:35 AM
A lot of you are commenting that she's an idiot for hiring him based on examples of his work, but TFA states: Siobhan's ordeal began after she found Dave's 'Intenze Tattoos' on Facebook and - impressed by the artwork on display - booked a session.

And now his facebook page is down.

And her mom set up a NEW facebook page with other examples of his work that local people had sent her in order to warn people about him - THAT is the pictures you see in this article.

So it sounds like not only is he a terrible scratcher, but he was also posting other people's artwork as his own.

But seriously, people, if your tattoo costs $50 or less an hour, it's going to be crap.
 
2013-01-04 09:14:51 AM
Anyone else see the irony in a tattoo that is words that say "For some moments in life there are no words"?

Writing seems like the lamest form of art to me, and especially strange when purporting that words are not sufficient to describe life.
 
2013-01-04 09:16:24 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

www.heralddeparis.com
 
2013-01-04 09:17:13 AM

IamAwake: i have a nerd tat. 11000000001101, right on my chest. who am I?


There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who do not.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-01-04 09:18:44 AM
I don't know if they all have it, but the Firehouse Subs I go to has framed artwork on the wall of a firefighter with angel wings made of water. I chuckle to myself thinking of the results that someone would get if they went to a tattoo artist and asked for a firefighter with water wings.
 
2013-01-04 09:20:21 AM

CornerPocket: Well, at least it wasn't Marilyn Manson.


Are you certain?
 
2013-01-04 09:21:19 AM

Shirley Ujest: Bathysphere: That's a teenager?

She looks 35.


Exactly, and a matronly-35 at that.
 
2013-01-04 09:26:46 AM

IamAwake: i have a nerd tat. 11000000001101, right on my chest. who am I?


About half of a Jean Valjean?

Or someone prone to typos?
 
2013-01-04 09:36:00 AM
Came here for bowser on a surfboard playing a double necked guitar with a pot leaf. Disappointed.
/Happy Birthday Jeff
 
2013-01-04 11:35:59 AM
Dumb person gets tattoo. Big shock.

Even if it were a kick-ass Marilyn Monroe, it would still be stupid. In a few years she won't care about Marilyn Monroe anymore-- She'll grow and change, and her interests will hopefully change with her-- and she'll be stuck with a doodle of a person she no longer idolizes as she did when she was young.

Somewhere there's a guy in his 40s with a tattoo of Ready For The World or Roxette, or a girl with a tattoo of Tiffany or Lisa Lisa. They probably regret it.
 
2013-01-04 11:38:26 AM

IamAwake: i have a nerd tat. 11000000001101, right on my chest. who am I?


A conformist who wants attention or an excuse to take off your shirt?

/Yes, kids. Tattoos are conformist. "Cool and original" these days is to NOT join the crowd and get inked.
 
2013-01-04 11:52:26 AM
The Marilyn Monroe GIS produced this gem. NSFW

Link
 
2013-01-04 12:09:29 PM

cynicalbastard: mrEdude: even GOOD tattoos look like shiat.

you think you look cool but you look like someone vandalized you
or summat.

Meh. Matter of opinion. Just either get one where you're not likely to lose much muscle tone over the next 40 years or make a lifetime committment to three 2-hour workouts a week. Fact is, no matter how pristine your skin looks, once you croak within a few days it's going to look like you've been dunked in liquid shiat anyhow, so do what you want with it.
And tattoos or no, I definitely wouldn't boot Pauley Perrette nor Scottie from the first Mythbusters out of the sack. Something about tattooed chicks who like doing things with metal does it for this ol' blacksmith.


As a middle aged pressure welder I agree with you, Scottie was damn sexy.
 
2013-01-04 01:07:26 PM
WTF! She looked pretty in the first picture, then FUGLY in the 2nd....
 
2013-01-04 02:31:43 PM
Hey, she went somewhere seedy because at her age that's the only provider that would render services.

She kind of got what she paid for.
 
2013-01-04 02:34:19 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Hagenhatesyouall: 16?!?

Damn.....just.

Damn.

That's a hard 16.


Seriously I was thinking mid-30's.
 
2013-01-04 02:35:51 PM

IamAwake: i have a nerd tat. 11000000001101, right on my chest. who am I?


You're an email administrator?
 
2013-01-04 02:46:49 PM

octopied: This is what you get when you try to play around with being an adult when you are not


Adults don't get tattoos.
 
2013-01-04 04:12:54 PM
The heartbroken hairdresser said tattooist Dave Stewart ...

Should have stuck with Annie, Dave.

ridgewine.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-04 04:14:16 PM

Tax Boy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

[pullquote.typepad.com image 540x147]


Actually, a Henry Darger mural would make for a pretty cool tattoo.

Dick girls.... dick girls everywhere.
 
2013-01-04 06:09:15 PM
No comment about her big cans.
Leaves dissapointed.
 
2013-01-04 08:34:36 PM

Maul555: WTF! She looked pretty in the first picture, then FUGLY in the 2nd....


I don't think she looks pretty in either picture, she looks like a.... lump. At least the bad tat adds some distraction.
 
2013-01-05 01:21:18 AM

IamAwake: i have a nerd tat. 11000000001101, right on my chest. who am I?


Someone who's demonstrated neediness twice, in one post.
 
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