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(NYPost)   Allstate: You're in good hands after Hurricane Sandy. Staten Island couple: The hell we are, you're low-balling us -- and adding insult to injury you're using images of our ravaged home in your TV ads   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Allstate, Hurricane Sandy, Staten Island, homeowners insurance, living wall, police tape, thank you, New Dorp Beach  
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13711 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2013 at 11:31 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-03 10:20:38 PM  
13 votes:

SpikeStrip: the couple is now living in the basement of their niece's father-in-law's home

so what does that make  them?

2013-01-04 10:11:25 AM  
1 vote:
Tin foil hat time.
Current Allstate TV spokesperson: Dean Winters

Current Farmers TV spokesperson: J.K. Simmons

Both became famous from portraying criminals on the same hit TV show "OZ"
Is it a coincidence that insurance companies are hiring actors to sell their product who are famous for portraying criminals?

/conspiracy, man
2013-01-04 12:27:15 AM  
1 vote:
Scroll down to the bottom of the page, you'll notice

"We recommend...oral sex for testimony"

Well, alrighty then!
2013-01-04 12:25:22 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-04 12:07:46 AM  
1 vote:
The couple had standard homeowners insurance but not flood insurance

There you go. If you live near water, you need flood insurance, period.

Our house 1st floor was destroyed by Sandy & we are required to own flood insurance by bank (people whose mortgages are paid up can drop FI. We know some of these people & they are farked!)

Still not out of woods, as our insurers have not even given us a quote yet.
2013-01-04 12:05:59 AM  
1 vote:
Looks like Jobu needs a refill
2013-01-03 11:54:30 PM  
1 vote:

Cottage Cheesecake: Allstate sucks, they have for decades. These people will see nothing, even if Allstate actually does owe them something. They are not the worst insurance company out there, but they are despicable.

..but President Palmer tells me they're the only ones who can protect us from Mayhem!
2013-01-03 11:40:48 PM  
1 vote:
I'll give you about tree fiddy.
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