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(Just Jared)   Sean Penn tries his hand at being Fabio   (justjared.com) divider line 45
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2013-01-03 04:58:36 PM  
I particularly love the pop-up over the image:

"Did you know this image is interactive? Roll over and explore."

/no thanks
 
2013-01-03 05:12:43 PM  
That's pretty dam good for 52.

What do you look like envymitter?
 
2013-01-03 05:17:40 PM  
He got hit in the face with a seagull?

(I'm pretty sure that Fabio must have something other than that, but that's the only thing I remember for certain about him.  Didn't he write romance novels or something?)
 
2013-01-03 05:19:21 PM  
Damned sure in better shape than I am.
 
2013-01-03 06:01:54 PM  
someone has been hitting the HGH.
 
2013-01-03 08:54:49 PM  
He looks like a human.  And, he looks pretty damn good for his age.

What, exactly, is scary about this, smitty?
 
2013-01-03 09:12:15 PM  

eraser8: He looks like a human.  And, he looks pretty damn good for his age.

What, exactly, is scary about this, smitty?


Scary that he looks better than subby, perhaps?
 
2013-01-03 09:31:41 PM  
I thought Subby meant he was gonna take a goose in the face. I'm disappointed.
 
2013-01-03 09:32:16 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: someone has been hitting the HGH.


That was my first thought as well.
 
2013-01-03 09:36:36 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: someone has been hitting the HGH.


well golly, i sure hope not... or else he'll be prohibited from pursuing a career in Major League Baseball.

HGH or not, you still got to work out like crazy to get a body like that...
 
2013-01-03 09:37:44 PM  

FloydA: He got hit in the face with a seagull?

(I'm pretty sure that Fabio must have something other than that, but that's the only thing I remember for certain about him.  Didn't he write romance novels or something?)


Came in to say that taking a bird in the face would have been my preference for him. Oh well.
 
2013-01-03 09:59:43 PM  
...and kicking ass! Someone's got a problem with Sean Pean looking awesome at his age? Subby, I think your microwave nachos and Lucky Lager are ready.
 
2013-01-03 10:00:49 PM  

FloydA: He got hit in the face with a seagull?

(I'm pretty sure that Fabio must have something other than that, but that's the only thing I remember for certain about him.  Didn't he write romance novels or something?)


He modeled for romance novel cover pictures.

That's it.
 
2013-01-03 10:04:22 PM  

FloydA: He got hit in the face with a seagull?

(I'm pretty sure that Fabio must have something other than that, but that's the only thing I remember for certain about him.  Didn't he write romance novels or something?)


That's what I was hoping had happened. BTW, did you ever make it out to Wisconsin?
 
2013-01-03 10:25:52 PM  

ZMugg: He modeled for romance novel cover pictures.
That's it.


What do you mean, that's all?

www.gamewad.com

Iron Sword, biatches.
 
2013-01-03 10:42:40 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I thought Subby meant he was gonna take a goose in the face. I'm disappointed.


resources3.news.com.au

I see I wasn't the only one who thought of it...

/if only
 
2013-01-03 11:02:56 PM  
Mmmm, veiny.
 
2013-01-03 11:09:41 PM  
Too bad his Venezuelan butt buddy will die before he gets to see it.
 
2013-01-04 12:20:48 AM  
cdn.niketalk.com
 
2013-01-04 01:12:06 AM  

FloydA: He got hit in the face with a seagull?

(I'm pretty sure that Fabio must have something other than that, but that's the only thing I remember for certain about him.  Didn't he write romance novels or something?)


I swear I thought this would be a story about a seagull breaking Sean Penn's nose. I remember the day that happened to Fabio, my friends and I laughed for several minutes straight... I think it was a show on E! that broke the news, with video.
 
2013-01-04 01:33:01 AM  
 
2013-01-04 01:44:02 AM  
I turn 50 in a few days, and I didn't look that good 20 years ago. He looks like what he is: an aging surfer.
 
2013-01-04 02:27:36 AM  

FloydA: He got hit in the face with a seagull?

(I'm pretty sure that Fabio must have something other than that, but that's the only thing I remember for certain about him.  Didn't he write romance novels or something?)


I thought he sold butter or something.
 
2013-01-04 03:53:16 AM  
HGH
 
2013-01-04 03:57:16 AM  
i.imgur.com

He's already had a go with Robert Smith so why not?
 
2013-01-04 04:35:02 AM  
He looks more like the Southern Comfort beach guy.
 
2013-01-04 05:28:04 AM  
Maybe if he had been Fabio, someone would have loved him!

What a narcissist.
 
2013-01-04 07:47:45 AM  

T.rex: cannotsuggestaname: someone has been hitting the HGH.

well golly, i sure hope not... or else he'll be prohibited from pursuing a career in Major League Baseball.

HGH or not, you still got to work out like crazy to get a body like that...


Depending on what you are taking, not really.
 
2013-01-04 07:58:34 AM  
I could only hope to be that buff when I'm that age. Good for him
 
2013-01-04 08:46:04 AM  
Watched Bad Boys last night, he was good in it. I guess what I'm trying to say is he peaked early.
 
2013-01-04 08:46:47 AM  
Is Sean Penn and Bono still dating?
www.exposay.com
They do make a cute couple....
 
2013-01-04 09:38:39 AM  
Dude hasn't had a carbo since 1997!
 
2013-01-04 09:57:21 AM  
I'd say more Danny Trejo than Fabio.
 
2013-01-04 10:18:18 AM  

liam76: T.rex: cannotsuggestaname: someone has been hitting the HGH.

well golly, i sure hope not... or else he'll be prohibited from pursuing a career in Major League Baseball.

HGH or not, you still got to work out like crazy to get a body like that...

Depending on what you are taking, not really.


When you juice, and use HGH, you have to sleep well, proper diet to feed that body, and work out like a mofo.

Straight HGH will just give you tone and tighten your skin.

Muscles need to work to be built.
 
2013-01-04 10:42:08 AM  

theflatline: liam76: T.rex: cannotsuggestaname: someone has been hitting the HGH.

well golly, i sure hope not... or else he'll be prohibited from pursuing a career in Major League Baseball.

HGH or not, you still got to work out like crazy to get a body like that...

Depending on what you are taking, not really.

When you juice, and use HGH, you have to sleep well, proper diet to feed that body, and work out like a mofo.

Straight HGH will just give you tone and tighten your skin.

Muscles need to work to be built.


All of those things will get you a great body without HGH and juicing. Those will it make it a hell of a lot easier.

Straight HGH will increase you lean body mass. So unless it is giving you more skin or bigger organs it will give you bigger muscles.

Muscles need work to be built, but as I said above it is a lot easier with the miracles of modern science. Of course then you get the odd veins and funky gut shape.
 
2013-01-04 11:26:39 AM  

peterthx: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I thought Subby meant he was gonna take a goose in the face. I'm disappointed.

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]

I see I wasn't the only one who thought of it...

/if only


Thirded!
 
2013-01-04 12:23:54 PM  

FloydA: He got hit in the face with a seagull?

(I'm pretty sure that Fabio must have something other than that, but that's the only thing I remember for certain about him.  Didn't he write romance novels or something?)


God damn you, I wanted to say that :
 
2013-01-04 01:56:47 PM  
That was my skull!
 
2013-01-04 03:47:07 PM  
I can't believe it's not Spiccoli.
 
2013-01-04 05:14:06 PM  
ArkAngel:
 BTW, did you ever make it out to Wisconsin?

I was there for a bit in December, for mom's surgery, but since I was playing chef, maid, and chauffeur, I wasn't able to go any farther from her house than the hospital, church, and grocery store, so I couldn't come visit.  Sorry.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for this summer, but we've got to get a new roof, and that's going to eat up a bunch of discretionary funds, so maybe not until next.
 
2013-01-04 06:20:13 PM  
When 52 years old you become, look as good you will not.
 
2013-01-04 07:32:59 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]

He's already had a go with Robert Smith so why not?


Never go full Twee Bard.
 
2013-01-04 11:28:06 PM  
When 52 years old you reach, look as good, you will not.
 
2013-01-04 11:45:00 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-05 11:30:10 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com

Totally Awesome!!
 
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