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ArkAngel		2013-01-03 04:59:11 PM

With built-in milk dispensers

Ed Finnerty		2013-01-03 04:59:30 PM

I can't be the only one who expected to read about a bra that baked cookies.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-01-03 05:00:42 PM

Mammaroons?

Ed Finnerty		2013-01-03 05:05:16 PM

"Hey sugarcookietits"

Ebenator		2013-01-03 05:09:50 PM

I was hoping to see more boobs.

FloydA		2013-01-03 05:22:24 PM

Ed Finnerty: I can't be the only one who expected to read about a bra that baked cookies.

That would truly be a miracle.

brap		2013-01-03 05:40:49 PM

Girl you're so sweet, I want to use you as a Jello mold.

phaseolus		2013-01-03 05:44:15 PM

Ebenator: I was hoping to see more boobs.

Follow the link back to the original instructions and you'll see a few additional pictures. Possibly NSFW, even though it is just a plaster mold.

Donnchadha		2013-01-03 06:06:09 PM

phaseolus: Ebenator: I was hoping to see more boobs.

Follow the link back to the original instructions and you'll see a few additional pictures. Possibly NSFW, even though it is just a plaster mold.

I saw an aluminum nipple!

dustman81		2013-01-03 06:11:37 PM

The only way this could be better if she let you eat the bra off her.

/You don't even need milk, as she comes with her own milk bags.

Lionel Mandrake		2013-01-03 06:12:19 PM

I can't eat that...I'm on a diet.

Fortunately, it's the Atkins Diet
www.polyvore.com

grokca		2013-01-03 06:18:48 PM

This better work, Nerdlinger.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-01-03 06:19:47 PM

If my ex had tried that, she'd have ended up with sagger cookies

FloydA		2013-01-03 06:20:41 PM

Donnchadha: phaseolus: Ebenator: I was hoping to see more boobs.

Follow the link back to the original instructions and you'll see a few additional pictures. Possibly NSFW, even though it is just a plaster mold.

I saw an aluminum nipple!

i105.photobucket.com

Somacandra		2013-01-03 06:25:23 PM

grokca: This better work, Nerdlinger.

I'm going to nominate that link author for my Cabinet!

Secretary of Partying Down!

AlwaysRightBoy		2013-01-03 06:26:29 PM

I wonder how this would go over with moob cookies for the wife?

FloydA		2013-01-03 06:47:37 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: I wonder how this would go over with moob cookies for the wife?

Good question! Do you think the store has got that much cookie dough in stock?

AlwaysRightBoy		2013-01-03 07:31:01 PM

FloydA: AlwaysRightBoy: I wonder how this would go over with moob cookies for the wife?

Good question! Do you think the store has got that much cookie dough in stock?

My Costco sells Pillsbury chocolate chip cookie dough by the gallon.

/just think about all the chips looking like moob moles.. mmmm

Blackneto		2013-01-03 07:55:54 PM

who would want to serve a lopsided cookie?

Lanadapter		2013-01-03 08:25:39 PM

aerojockey		2013-01-03 08:25:44 PM

Too small.

Fano		2013-01-03 08:31:36 PM

C is for c cup, that's good enough for me

ChrisDe		2013-01-03 08:32:00 PM

Is that a raisin or are you just happy to see me?

AdolfOliverPanties		2013-01-03 08:35:26 PM

Who wants penis cake? Hey! Hey! Betty Cocker!

UsikFark		2013-01-03 08:44:37 PM

Nothing like cookie crumbs in bed.

buckler		2013-01-03 08:46:51 PM

More flour!!

jprogram		2013-01-03 08:52:16 PM

I hope the cookie crumbles...no wait... I took the cookies from the cookie bra... even better... tits ahoy!

Theaetetus		2013-01-03 09:15:51 PM

Cookie Bra
Surprise the man of your heart with this sweet and easy to make, cookie-bra!

And yet when I asked for a Cookie Puss, I got one of these:
paxarcana.files.wordpress.com

ZeroCorpse		2013-01-03 10:45:15 PM

You had me at "use your boobs".

chemrebel		2013-01-03 11:27:43 PM

Now I know what I'm doing for Mr. C for Valentine's Day...

/36DD
//to answer your question, NO

abb3w		2013-01-03 11:44:32 PM

But does it work with a gluten-free cookie dough, for us cilliacs out there?

goatleggedfellow		2013-01-04 12:40:50 AM

I'm totally going to make a penis-cookie mold next time instead of just stirring the dough with it.

Britney Spear's Speculum		2013-01-04 12:52:14 AM

That is some serious derpy boobage

Rreal		2013-01-04 01:31:35 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: [www.instructables.com image 850x637]

That is some serious derpy boobage

Not so much, most every woman has one breast slightly larger than the other.

In fact, taht's one way to clue on on the fake tits, is if they're too symmetrical, as sort of second base uncanny valley

Electrify		2013-01-04 01:32:54 AM

Times like this I wish I had a girlfriend...

/you think if I pay an escort for an extra couple of hours, she would be good for this?

omeganuepsilon		2013-01-04 01:55:55 AM

Rreal: Britney Spear's Speculum: [www.instructables.com image 850x637]

That is some serious derpy boobage

Not so much, most every woman has one breast slightly larger than the other.

In fact, taht's one way to clue on on the fake tits, is if they're too symmetrical, as sort of second base uncanny valley

It's not so much the size, but the orientation of the nipples.

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Sure, much of the time it's from outer support, does't take much to shift a breast a bit(a bit of surface friction with a shirt, bra, or in this case, plaster), but it really does have that derpy appearance when they're pointing in different directions.

I blame Pareidolia, because, really, boobs can and do look like eyes
/especially Garfield's

NSFW

King Keepo		2013-01-04 05:07:19 AM

Rreal: Not so much, most every woman has one breast slightly larger than the other.

In fact, taht's one way to clue on on the fake tits, is if they're too symmetrical, as sort of second base uncanny valley

img818.imageshack.us

sexorcisst		2013-01-04 05:15:34 AM

Anyone else expect breast milk to somehow be incorporated in the process?

adrift1827		2013-01-04 10:40:43 AM

goatleggedfellow: I'm totally going to make a penis-cookie mold next time instead of just stirring the dough with it.

The best part, the dough rises when cooked! "No, seriously, that was made from a mold that's an exact replica of me!"