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(Charlotte Observer)   "Ericcson claimed he was so distraught over the snake's death, he shot up the large cabinet that contained his Dale Earnhardt collection"   (charlotteobserver.com) divider line 69
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2013-01-03 05:02:39 PM
FTFA: Ericcson said the snake was his pet for about 17 years. "I've had that snake since he was so small he could just wrap around your wrist," he said. "Me and my wife can't have kids, so the animals are our kids."

Ericcson went on to say they had adopted five children, but all of them died shortly before he shot them, "To get the gas out."
 
2013-01-03 05:03:45 PM
Another responsible gun owner heard from.
 
2013-01-03 05:13:20 PM

Ed Finnerty: "To get the gas out."


I was almost with him until I read that.  He couldn't just stick it with a fork?
 
2013-01-03 05:18:35 PM
I haven't clicked the link yet, but I'm guessing this is a white guy.
 
2013-01-03 05:29:12 PM
FTA:  "Me and my wife can't have kids, so the animals are our kids."


Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/01/03/3762308/lincoln-county-ma n -denies-killing.html#storylink=cpy
Checkmate, atheists!

Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
 
2013-01-03 05:33:44 PM
Is this the punchline to one of those "You know you're a redneck if..." jokes?
 
2013-01-03 05:39:23 PM
FloydA:

Gak!  Formatting fail.  Preview is your friend.
 
2013-01-03 06:04:25 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Another responsible gun owner heard from.


Yeah, yeah.

You know why the millions of responsible gun owners like me never make the news?  Because we never do anything newsworthy with our firearms.

Unless the Seattle Times thinks it's so damn interesting I went to the range last weekend, and then went to a sushi place for lunch.
 
2013-01-03 06:18:20 PM

The_Sponge: You know why the millions of responsible gun owners like me never make the news? Because we never do anything newsworthy with our firearms.


That we know of.
 
2013-01-03 07:02:31 PM
Haven't clicked the link, but suspect a may have shopped him, or a relative, with a haiku.

i90.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 07:03:07 PM
That's not going to alleviate your grief, pal.
 
2013-01-03 07:03:13 PM
I call shenannigans, I've never met a PETA member who also owns guns.
 
2013-01-03 07:03:20 PM
"he shot up the large cabinet that contained his Dale Earnhardt collection."

Man. Haven't we all been there...
 
2013-01-03 07:03:24 PM
Today I learned that dead snakes can't fart.
 
2013-01-03 07:03:41 PM

The_Sponge: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Another responsible gun owner heard from.

Yeah, yeah.

You know why the millions of responsible gun owners like me never make the news?  Because we never do anything newsworthy with our firearms.

Unless the Seattle Times thinks it's so damn interesting I went to the range last weekend, and then went to a sushi place for lunch.


and that's the story you're sticking to, amirite?
 
2013-01-03 07:04:56 PM
Why is there still this creepy cult surrounding a race car driver who has been dead for over a decade?
 
2013-01-03 07:05:57 PM
Did he shoot his Dale Earnhardt collection because he needed to get the gas out of it as well?
 
2013-01-03 07:08:28 PM

hammettman: Haven't clicked the link, but suspect a may have shopped him, or a relative, with a haiku.

[i90.photobucket.com image 599x799]


win
 
2013-01-03 07:09:44 PM

BumpInTheNight: and that's the story you're sticking to, amirite?


Damn right!
 
2013-01-03 07:12:47 PM
Dale Earnhardt ... collection? Buh?
 
2013-01-03 07:14:08 PM
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RIP SNAKE
 
2013-01-03 07:15:28 PM

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RIP SNAKE


Call him Plissken.
 
2013-01-03 07:16:07 PM
Assume he did kill the snake. How is this a crime? As far as I know, it's legal for me to shoot my dog if I choose to do so, and dogs are much higher animals than snakes.

/There's a skeeter on your arm. Don't swat it.
 
2013-01-03 07:17:33 PM
He shot up his collection of false teeth, dark glasses, and feathery cowboy hats?
 
2013-01-03 07:21:02 PM
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Snake? Snaaakkeee
 
2013-01-03 07:21:11 PM
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2013-01-03 07:22:24 PM
I'm tired of these motherfarking snakes in this motherfarking methane!
 
2013-01-03 07:23:40 PM
Dale didn't die on a wall...he died reaching to his right to grab his gun and that caused him to veer off course.
 
2013-01-03 07:27:00 PM
media.charlotteobserver.com

"Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfarkin' gassy snakes on this motherfarkin' Dale Earnhardt collection!"
 
2013-01-03 07:31:14 PM

fusillade762: Is this the punchline to one of those "You know you're a redneck if..." jokes?


Gary Wayne Ericcson
 
2013-01-03 07:33:02 PM
I've only seen rednecks pet snakes with a hoe. Outside of a church, that is.
 
2013-01-03 07:35:21 PM

GungFu: fusillade762: Is this the punchline to one of those "You know you're a redneck if..." jokes?

Gary Wayne Ericcson


NOT SURE IF WAYNE
i.imgur.com
OR DUWAYNE
 
2013-01-03 07:37:41 PM
Surprised this didn't came from Florida
 
2013-01-03 07:39:06 PM
Trailer Park problems.
 
2013-01-03 07:39:45 PM
static.guim.co.uk

R.I.P.
 
2013-01-03 07:44:49 PM
Dale Earnhardt isn't truly gone. Atleast not till the last of his collectibles are destroyed by a grieving redneck. Let the gas out Dale, let the gas out.
 
2013-01-03 07:47:32 PM
Dinobot: Surprised this didn't came from Florida

Evidence of global warming: Florida news creeping north during the winter.
 
2013-01-03 07:50:30 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Assume he did kill the snake. How is this a crime? As far as I know, it's legal for me to shoot my dog if I choose to do so, and dogs are much higher animals than snakes.


"Cruelty" depends on where you shoot your dog or snake.  A clean, quick head shot may be OK, but that's not how you let the gas out.
 
2013-01-03 08:10:11 PM
Who let the gas out? (woof, woof, woof, woof) Who let the gas out? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
 
2013-01-03 08:20:30 PM

Surool: Why is there still this creepy cult surrounding a race car driver who has been dead for over a decade?


cdn.bleacherreport.net

/hot
 
2013-01-03 08:29:31 PM
I always have mixed feelings about stereotypes being validated. WTG, redneck man!
 
2013-01-03 08:31:26 PM

buckler: I always have mixed feelings about stereotypes being validated. WTG, redneck man!


Stereotypes: not accidents!
 
2013-01-03 08:33:12 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Fuggin Bizzy: Assume he did kill the snake. How is this a crime? As far as I know, it's legal for me to shoot my dog if I choose to do so, and dogs are much higher animals than snakes.

"Cruelty" depends on where you shoot your dog or snake.  A clean, quick head shot may be OK, but that's not how you let the gas out.


Oh come on. Your honor, I'd like to summon my first witness:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaoqyaoNgX4
 
2013-01-03 08:36:19 PM
What do you bet he cries over his destroyed Earnhardt collection, like he couldn't for his snake?
 
2013-01-03 08:41:34 PM
I can see his reasoning, you unexpectedly lose something you love then you destroy something you love then you have the police remind you that you lost something you loved.  It's all about something.
 
2013-01-03 08:56:25 PM
The real question is how many Viking funerals had he given his pets where they exploded in giant fireballs because he hadn't yet learned to machine gun the corpses first to evacuate said gas?

Or more to the point, why is he letting them decompose before said immolation?
 
2013-01-03 08:59:07 PM
I'm still waiting to hear what the downside is. Everytime someone destroys an Earnhardt shrine, an angel gets its wings.
 
2013-01-03 09:02:12 PM
He claims he was letting the gas out before burning it ... so he must have let it decompose.

/ Snakes on a flame?
// this Whopper tastes like chicken
 
2013-01-03 09:08:38 PM
Just a gun owner stanin his gron.
 
2013-01-03 09:18:23 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Another responsible gun owner Nascar fan heard from.


Fixed.
 
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