Land Ark: As an employee of a power company I declare this the definition of the term "not news."
No Such Agency: pute kisses like a man:or worse, imagine living 8 days without power while you're married.Day 1 "Not tonight honey, I'm worried about the black out"Day 2 "Not tonight honey, I'm listening to the wind-up radio"Day 3 "Not tonight honey, I'm tired because it's always dark"Day 4 "Not tonight honey, I have a headache and the drug store was closed because of the black out"Day 5 "Not tonight honey, the house is cold"Day 6 "Not tonight honey, I haven't had a shower"...Makes you wonder where those jumps in the birth rate come from.
the_vicious_fez: eagles95: Sean M: Obviously he's never had to deal with Verizon for internet service. Then he'd be so tired of dealing with "My service is out!" "We've repaired it" "My service is STILL out" "We've repaired it" that he'd just have given up ages ago.At least you don't usually have to stay on hold for 60+ minutes with the power co.The area i may move to my choices are Verizon or Comcast....your sentence does not inspire confidenceComcast is the root of all evil
mongbiohazard: I know a guy who hiked the whole length of the Appalachian Trail, which took 6 straight months of hiking, and when he came back he no longer wanted electricity, cable, internet, etc. and cancelled the service to his house. He was always a bit weird, but considerably weirder when he got done with that hike. 6 months of largely being alone might have weird effects on your psyche.
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