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(Yahoo)   Since there's no hockey, Alexander Ovechkin scores in tennis   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 37
    More: Spiffy, Maria Kirilenko, Alex Ovechkin, tennis matches, WTA, NHL MVP, tennis, Washington Capitals  
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2013-01-03 04:14:40 PM  
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You have to wonder what their kids might look like.
 
2013-01-03 04:41:51 PM  
Who's winning the match?
 
2013-01-03 04:46:28 PM  
Thus confirming the existence of arranged marriages in Russia.
 
2013-01-03 04:56:44 PM  
I bet it will come out toothless.

/Go Caps!
 
2013-01-03 05:11:13 PM  
FARK YOU, GARY BERGMAN!
 
2013-01-03 05:17:03 PM  

Rev.K: Thus confirming the existence of arranged marriages in Russia.


Because love means nothing to a tennis player.
 
2013-01-03 05:52:21 PM  
She's got an insanely nice bod.
 
2013-01-03 06:29:34 PM  

Babwa Wawa: [i.imgur.com image 220x209][i.imgur.com image 150x200]
You have to wonder what their kids might look like.


Hopefully her.
 
2013-01-03 06:39:39 PM  

MBrady: Yea, but is he going to put it in her 5 hole?


Of course he will, and he'll follow it up by warming his hands with his stick.
 
2013-01-03 06:55:38 PM  
since is is the top hockey thread, I'll report here: negotiations seem to be making progress, as they held another round of talks today and Fehr allowed his ability to disclaim interest lapse last night. After the meetings today, Fehr held a conference call with the players to discuss the league's latest offer.

-however-, the NHLPA will conduct another vote today (and into tomorrow) to re-authorize Fehr to disclaim.
 
2013-01-03 06:58:55 PM  

I'd buy that for a dollar!


www.gotceleb.com

 
2013-01-03 07:04:20 PM  

skinink: I'd buy that for a dollar!
[www.gotceleb.com image 530x793]


you can see that she has a bra on underneath that shirt too.. those must be diamonds
 
2013-01-03 07:13:02 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-03 08:28:00 PM  
US v Sweden for the gold on Saturday in the World Juniors. Find a way to watch, people!
 
2013-01-03 08:34:06 PM  

skinink: I'd buy that for a dollar!
[www.gotceleb.com image 530x793]


I'll fap to it for free!
 
2013-01-03 08:50:05 PM  
well, that's the only way he is getting a ring.
 
2013-01-03 09:20:35 PM  
At least he's still able to score into something, I thought he forgot how to.
 
2013-01-03 09:28:36 PM  
Whoop-de-doo. I just always think of that clown from 24/7, sitting on the floor of his mom's house playing video games while she makes him lunch. Should make a good husband.
 
2013-01-03 09:59:41 PM  

funktilious_j: well, that's the only way he is getting a ring.


Bazinga
 
2013-01-03 10:09:45 PM  
That wedding reception is going to suck...Ovechkin won't be able to bring any cups to drink out of.
 
2013-01-04 01:52:41 AM  
Oh yeah, that'll work out.
 
2013-01-04 02:44:42 AM  

Moosecakes: US v Sweden for the gold on Saturday in the World Juniors. Find a way to watch, people!


That can't be right, everybody knows that Canada owns hockey.
 
2013-01-04 06:14:56 AM  
i.imgur.com

Needs to be done.
 
2013-01-04 06:37:53 AM  
May as well post this here. The Devils just finished finiancial restructuring and now Vanderbeek has sole ownership. Link 80 million in debt going into last years playoffs, that's just....wow.
 
2013-01-04 06:52:44 AM  
www.tennisrulz.com
 
2013-01-04 07:49:12 AM  

GypsyJoker: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x427]


There's a lot of white stuff on her stomach.
 
2013-01-04 08:19:11 AM  

Anderson's Pooper: Rev.K: Thus confirming the existence of arranged marriages in Russia.

Because love means nothing to a tennis player.


Magnificent!!!
 
2013-01-04 09:31:16 AM  
Waiting for you to do this next Crosby...I'm sure there's plenty of willing guys just lining up for the chance.
 
2013-01-04 09:32:40 AM  
I used to like Ovechkin until he started running his mouth during this lockout. He could make up for it however, by mailing me his Russian bride for a fortnight. She's very comely.

/RIP NHL 2012-2013 season
//book it
///sad
 
2013-01-04 10:12:15 AM  
''We are engaged ! )))))))))''

Seven exclamation points, and nine close parentheses; apparently, Ovie is an 11-year-old girl.
 
2013-01-04 10:27:12 AM  

gretzkyscores: /RIP NHL 2012-2013 season
//book it
///sad


Not so says Selanne...he predicts the lockout will end Monday, camps will begin the 10th and the first games should take place on the 18th or 19th.

Read somewhere else Philly may be set to open the season against Pittsburgh.

Apparently I'm a glass half full kind of guy this morning.
 
2013-01-04 10:35:49 AM  

WhiskeySticks: gretzkyscores: /RIP NHL 2012-2013 season
//book it
///sad

Not so says Selanne...he predicts the lockout will end Monday, camps will begin the 10th and the first games should take place on the 18th or 19th.

Read somewhere else Philly may be set to open the season against Pittsburgh.

Apparently I'm a glass half full kind of guy this morning.


For selfish reasons, I hope you're right.
 
2013-01-04 10:55:41 AM  

puckrock2000: ''We are engaged ! )))))))))''

Seven exclamation points, and nine close parentheses; apparently, Ovie is an 11-year-old girl.


It's the russian way. The more parentheses the happier you are.
 
2013-01-04 12:39:45 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Not so says Selanne...he predicts the lockout will end Monday, camps will begin the 10th and the first games should take place on the 18th or 19th.


I saw that too. Unfortunately, I don't think he knows what the hell he's talking about any more than Jagr did back when he predicted that the NHL would be playing by December. Everyone has a prediction, and as of this moment, they're ALL wrong.

I'd love for him to be proven correct come Monday, but I'm not holding my breath.
 
2013-01-04 12:47:27 PM  

gretzkyscores: I'd love for him to be proven correct come Monday, but I'm not holding my breath.



Good...I never took CPR. Not sure how the whole mouth to mouth thing works should something bad happen and you fall to the floor from lack of oxygen.
 
2013-01-04 07:02:13 PM  

hocho064: Anderson's Pooper: Rev.K: Thus confirming the existence of arranged marriages in Russia.

Because love means nothing to a tennis player.

Magnificent!!!


Thanks. Rev.K hung the curve ball. All I did was swing.
 
2013-01-06 09:21:37 PM  
How do ya like them apples, gretzkyscores?
 
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