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2013-01-03 01:47:30 PM
Go fark yourself!
 
2013-01-03 01:48:12 PM
Whatshisface on NPR told them it would happen yesterday
 
2013-01-03 01:48:41 PM
No surprise that the old white GOP guys in the House secretly wanted Boehner.
 
2013-01-03 01:48:44 PM
No Michelle Bachmann??? Farking pansies
 
2013-01-03 01:48:46 PM
House GOP needs its scapegoat.
 
2013-01-03 01:48:55 PM
VIAGRA!

The Aristocrats
 
2013-01-03 01:49:12 PM
And the Democrats rejoiced.
 
2013-01-03 01:49:16 PM
BONER!!!!!
/I hardly *knew* her.
 
2013-01-03 01:49:22 PM
Change we can believe in!
 
2013-01-03 01:49:26 PM
They have the weirdest bohner right now.
 
2013-01-03 01:49:27 PM
If your Boehner lasts longer than 4 years please consult your physician.
 
2013-01-03 01:49:31 PM
If you have a Boehner lasting longer than four years, please call a Cantor immediately.
 
2013-01-03 01:49:44 PM
Cantor would much rather be the one doing the backstabbing than the one watching his own back.
 
2013-01-03 01:50:02 PM
They've had that Boehner for 4 years now.

It's amazing it hasn't gone septic and rotted off.

/priapism is no joke.
 
2013-01-03 01:50:09 PM
No Amusing tag?
 
2013-01-03 01:50:09 PM

l33t4v3ng3r: If your Boehner lasts longer than 4 years please consult your physician.


*shakes fist*
 
2013-01-03 01:50:19 PM
Someone fire up the sump pump.
 
2013-01-03 01:50:20 PM
No direct challengers either. Does anyone want this guy's job? He makes a better patsy.
 
2013-01-03 01:50:23 PM
Alan West got 2 votes? LOL
 
2013-01-03 01:50:32 PM
I thought medical attention was needed if a Boehner lasts longer than 4 hours.
 
2013-01-03 01:50:46 PM
ManRay: And the Democrats rejoiced There Was Much Rejoicing.
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YAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
2013-01-03 01:51:14 PM
For the life of me I can not pronounce it any other way than boner. Just can't.
 
2013-01-03 01:51:18 PM
Of course it does. Can't keep screwing the nation without one, though admittedly recent efforts have been a little flaccid.
 
2013-01-03 01:51:28 PM
Farking Boehner
 
2013-01-03 01:51:32 PM

MacEnvy: Alan West got 2 votes? LOL


One was Louie Gohmert, who may be one of the dumbest people ever to serve in Congress.
 
2013-01-03 01:51:44 PM

MexicanNerd: Whatshisface on NPR told them it would happen yesterday


You mean the republican congressman that lied when he said "Obama got what he wanted including the end of the payroll tax holiday." That guy?
 
2013-01-03 01:52:47 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: l33t4v3ng3r: If your Boehner lasts longer than 4 years please consult your physician.

*shakes fist*


Seconded
 
2013-01-03 01:53:16 PM
Did orange cry?
 
2013-01-03 01:53:37 PM
But Freeperland assured me it was going to be Allen West!
 
2013-01-03 01:53:45 PM
Not really surprising, but at 220 it was a slim victory, I guess.
 
2013-01-03 01:54:16 PM
Ah, the memories of one of my few ever greenlights, "Obama signs Boehner's extension", from last year...

/beaten to posting Bob's quick guide on "it's"
 
2013-01-03 01:54:59 PM
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2013-01-03 01:55:08 PM
My mother remarried a man very close to the inner workings of the House.

He has told me things only to have them come true. So I told him not to tell me what happened next but then this is the news that came. He laughed, but I told him that it was a lie. So I thought I had him until he showed me links and I had to apologize. I told him will never ask him to tell me nothing again until checking Fark first-thing every day. Then I found out he is a Farker!

My mother is a whore.
 
2013-01-03 01:55:23 PM

Trivia Jockey: MacEnvy: Alan West got 2 votes? LOL

One was Louie Gohmert, who may be one of the dumbest people ever to serve in Congress.


Just drove through his district last week. It's BFE Texas, and AND a farking DRY county.
Wal Mart Country.
Backwoods heathens.
 
2013-01-03 01:55:25 PM
Meh. Speaker of the House is a largely ceremonial position these days. Senate Minority leader, now there's the real power in the US Federal government. No bill can even get a vote without getting the green light from the minority party first.
 
2013-01-03 01:55:49 PM
Curse you, FT!!
 
2013-01-03 01:55:59 PM

Farktologist: Sock Ruh Tease: l33t4v3ng3r: If your Boehner lasts longer than 4 years please consult your physician.

*shakes fist*

Seconded


Thirded
 
2013-01-03 01:56:21 PM
Did he cry?
 
2013-01-03 01:56:36 PM
So the Tea Party people remain toothless?
 
2013-01-03 01:56:40 PM
There was one "present" vote.

Ron Paul, you rebel.
 
2013-01-03 01:57:08 PM
Godddamit. Can't I be an elected alcoholic? Or a union boss outside of the law?
 
2013-01-03 01:57:20 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Not really surprising, but at 220 it was a slim victory, I guess.


If the GOP is correct (which they're not), and Obama has no mandate, then Boehner does not have one either.
 
2013-01-03 01:57:24 PM

Trivia Jockey: MacEnvy: Alan West got 2 votes? LOL

One was Louie Gohmert, who may be one of the dumbest people ever to serve in Congress.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. I mean, Louie Gohmert is like sack of bricks dumb.

Also, nobody in their right mind -- including Cantor - - would ever touch that broken caucus Speakership right now. No way.
 
2013-01-03 01:57:29 PM
I recently took a trip to DC with my wife and in-laws. We took a Capitol tour, and the tour guide said occasionally, Boner greets tourists, and that "he doesn't look as orange in person".

Even the goddamn tour guides in DC have no respect for him.
 
2013-01-03 01:57:51 PM
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Then in the morning, his mom would turn to his dad and say, "Is Boehner up yet?"
 
2013-01-03 01:57:57 PM

ChipNASA: ManRay: And the Democrats rejoiced There Was Much Rejoicing.
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YAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


And the GOP did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
 
2013-01-03 01:58:02 PM

ManRay: And the Democrats rejoiced.


Exactly, boner is the libs best buddy. Needed someone with a set of nugglets on em as speaker.
 
2013-01-03 01:58:36 PM

EdNortonsTwin: There was one "present" vote.

Ron Paul, you rebel.


I thought Paul retired?
 
2013-01-03 01:59:19 PM

Fart_Machine: Does anyone want this guy's job? He makes a better patsy.


mcadams.posc.mu.edu

Approves.
 
2013-01-03 01:59:19 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: l33t4v3ng3r: If your Boehner lasts longer than 4 years please consult your physician.

*shakes fist*


4 years of leaky limpness is nothing to be proud of.
 
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