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(Buzzfeed)   Yeti: A Gay Love Story   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 34
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3176 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 03 Jan 2013 at 4:05 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-03 02:19:42 PM  
This sort of thing is just abominable.
 
2013-01-03 02:21:00 PM  
There snow love like butt love
 
2013-01-03 02:38:05 PM  
I wonder if the gay yeti is into snowballing.
 
2013-01-03 03:57:11 PM  
this kind of yetisploitation is what is keeping the yeti rights movement from gaining broader acceptance. in 50 years we'll look at yeti: a gay love story as the yeti equivalent of amos n andy for portraying all yeti as murderous ass-pounding cultists, when such a characterization couldn't be further from the truth - many yeti are power-bottoms.
 
2013-01-03 04:08:44 PM  
I told Frat Boy Adam it was dangerous to go into the woods alone, yeti disagreed.
 
2013-01-03 04:10:53 PM  
I'll see it, but I doubt it'll be as good a story as Cum for Bigfoot.
 
2013-01-03 04:12:49 PM  

browntimmy: I'll see it, but I doubt it'll be as good a story as Cum for Bigfoot.


hollywood really is out of ideas, they need to stop rewriting "sassy squatch" and expecting the public to keep paying to go see it.
 
2013-01-03 04:16:08 PM  

thomps: browntimmy: I'll see it, but I doubt it'll be as good a story as Cum for Bigfoot.

hollywood really is out of ideas, they need to stop rewriting "ass squatch" and expecting the public to keep paying to go see it.


fixed, apologies for the typo.
 
2013-01-03 04:17:44 PM  
I'll be that Yeti could play QB for the _________________ better than _________________!!!

/hopes this movie is 1/3 as funny as it could be.
 
2013-01-03 04:20:02 PM  
mantiseye.com

Approve
 
2013-01-03 04:21:02 PM  
Sometimes no means yeti.
 
2013-01-03 04:29:13 PM  
Oh I'm sure Rule 34 has that covered.
 
2013-01-03 04:38:07 PM  
So apparently the only information about this movie is a phone-camera picture of a cable guide description that got posted to reddit.
 
2013-01-03 04:43:35 PM  
According to the imdb page, one of the characters is named Sex Piss.
 
2013-01-03 04:45:45 PM  

Rhypskallion: I'll be that Yeti could play QB for the _________________ better than _________________!!!

/hopes this movie is 1/3 as funny as it could be.


Yeti > Tebow
 
2013-01-03 04:45:48 PM  

Surool: [mantiseye.com image 512x384]

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Wait, I thought that bigfoot was a female?
 
2013-01-03 04:52:31 PM  
And here it is for your enjoyment. NSFW. Link
 
2013-01-03 05:13:39 PM  
Still not as weird as "Blood Freak" which is a Christian slasher film featuring gore and a guy who turns into a wereturkey through some really powerful pot and food additives. It includes a scene where the slut of the picture as sex with said wereturkey. (off camera though) Bizarre doesn't even begin to cover it!
 
2013-01-03 05:18:00 PM  

Ebenator: And here it is for your enjoyment. NSFW. Link


I watched it today at work. I can honestly say that it is the most realistic depiction of gay yeti sex I have ever seen.

Also there are a shocking number of titties up in there for a not-age-restricted Youtube video.

You know, if you were having some trouble finding titties on the internet.
 
2013-01-03 05:24:30 PM  

Surool: [mantiseye.com image 512x384]

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Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-03 05:24:46 PM  

Arkanaut: Surool: [mantiseye.com image 512x384]

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Wait, I thought that bigfoot was a female?


You missed this exchange after the "shaving":

BROCK
You could have told me Sasquatch was...a dude.

STEVE SOMMERS
Huh? What, you couldn't tell?!

BROCK
Not until I had to (shudder) shave 'im.

STEVE
What, are you shy? Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.

BROCK
Sasquatch is something I haven't seen before.
 
2013-01-03 05:25:03 PM  
Why is there a fruitfly clinging to that yeti's leg?
 
2013-01-03 05:47:28 PM  

thomps: thomps: browntimmy: I'll see it, but I doubt it'll be as good a story as Cum for Bigfoot.

hollywood really is out of ideas, they need to stop rewriting "ass squatch snatchsquatch" and expecting the public to keep paying to go see it.

fixed, apologies for the typo.


Almost there.
 
2013-01-03 06:01:18 PM  
Isn't 'sexual repressed frat boy' a tad redundant?
 
2013-01-03 06:03:13 PM  
Ah, Troma.
 
2013-01-03 06:10:50 PM  

Surool: Arkanaut: Surool: [mantiseye.com image 512x384]

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Wait, I thought that bigfoot was a female?

You missed this exchange after the "shaving":

BROCK
You could have told me Sasquatch was...a dude.

STEVE SOMMERS
Huh? What, you couldn't tell?!

BROCK
Not until I had to (shudder) shave 'im.

STEVE
What, are you shy? Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.

BROCK
Sasquatch is something I haven't seen before.


Must've blocked that from my memory...
 
2013-01-03 06:11:50 PM  
That sounds like what happened to Roger up on... YETI POINT!

img266.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-03 06:15:36 PM  
This story reminds me of the commercial I saw the other night.
 
2013-01-03 06:16:34 PM  
She was gay too?

www.moviefanfare.com
 
2013-01-03 06:55:38 PM  
 
2013-01-03 07:50:48 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-01-03 08:25:15 PM  
So now we're greenlighting things that Buzzfeed copied from Reddit?
 
2013-01-03 11:16:29 PM  
....checking...

Surool: [mantiseye.com image 512x384]

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Carry on.
 
2013-01-04 02:07:36 AM  
Seen it. Own it. It's actually not too bad.
 
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