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2923 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2013 at 2:42 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-03 01:24:54 PM
Which way do I steer?
 
2013-01-03 02:17:08 PM
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2013-01-03 02:38:37 PM
Perfect thing to wash down back bottom gristle lumps
 
2013-01-03 02:44:32 PM
To your fridge maybe, not mine.
 
2013-01-03 02:45:03 PM
You've gone too far, beer snobs.
 
2013-01-03 02:45:13 PM
That double entendre left a bad taste in my mouth.
 
2013-01-03 02:45:55 PM
Hey subby

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2013-01-03 02:46:24 PM
No
 
2013-01-03 02:47:43 PM
Another quality product from Taco Corp.
 
2013-01-03 02:49:10 PM
A Happy Ending in every bottle
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2013-01-03 02:49:32 PM
What better to wash down a plate of lamb fries with?

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2013-01-03 02:49:35 PM
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2013-01-03 02:50:12 PM
That leaves me on the horns of a delema.
 
2013-01-03 02:55:41 PM
Jizz-fizz?
 
2013-01-03 02:56:01 PM
I'd rather make white russians with titty milk
 
2013-01-03 02:57:12 PM

Smeggy Smurf: I'd rather make white russians with titty milk


I'd try it.

Fermenting bull testicles, not so much.
 
2013-01-03 02:57:57 PM
Can't wait to try it.
 
2013-01-03 02:58:02 PM
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/Joe Rogan approves.
 
2013-01-03 02:58:08 PM
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I've heard the bull testicle flavored cream has been out for a long time.
 
2013-01-03 02:59:57 PM

SkylineRecords: You've gone too far, beer snobs.


These aren't even snobs. They're hacks who can't work within standards of decency and taste so they make the equivalent of civet cat coffee, knowing they'll get enough "beer lovers" to part with their money in support.

Let's not talk about my Red Stag cherry flavored bourbon with its mulled spices "aging" on my shelf. I'm pretty sure the stuff is fermenting, even though it's half bourbon, half distilled water. That's around 20% ABV and I figured there's no way any yeast or bacteria introduced by the mulling spices would activate.

/oh well, whatever doesn't kill my kidneys or liver, makes them stronger
 
2013-01-03 03:03:50 PM
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Rawr.
 
2013-01-03 03:05:33 PM
and I thought getting dogfish head was weird.
 
2013-01-03 03:06:23 PM
Is that what that thing rattling around the Guiness cans is?
 
2013-01-03 03:10:03 PM
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer beers with breasts.
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2013-01-03 03:12:32 PM
Big Beef Burrito


Is that what that thing rattling around the Guiness cans is?


Nah. Bear gallstones. It's all natural ya know.
 
2013-01-03 03:18:26 PM

ga362: Big Beef Burrito


Is that what that thing rattling around the Guiness cans is?

Nah. Bear gallstones. It's all natural ya know.


Now I'm kind of scared of the slide-whistle that comes in the bottles.
 
2013-01-03 03:19:22 PM
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"It's a bit nutty"
 
2013-01-03 03:25:31 PM

you have pee hands: Smeggy Smurf: I'd rather make white russians with titty milk

I'd try it.


I have.  It was great!
 
2013-01-03 03:27:20 PM
Have already had oyster stout before, and can't imagine that 'mountain oyster' beer would be much worse. But I won't be the first in line for it.
 
2013-01-03 03:33:22 PM
Bullocks!
 
2013-01-03 03:37:19 PM
Will it taste like chicken?
 
2013-01-03 03:44:51 PM
CognaciousThunk


Have already had oyster stout before, and can't imagine that 'mountain oyster' beer would be much worse. But I won't be the first in line for it.



2nd in line then?
 
2013-01-03 03:48:40 PM
Why?
 
2013-01-03 03:58:08 PM
Many cultures believe consuming it will increase your virility and make you more manly. However, I'm not going to be first in line.

Should be popular at frats. It'll wash down the soggy biscuit.
 
2013-01-03 04:09:29 PM
The Wynkoop is actually nice little bar. I work about 5 blocks from it and my company has had holiday parties there in the past. I also go there before Rockies games as it is down the street from the stadium... Having said that. I might go throw up. Beer snobbery has limits...
 
2013-01-03 04:10:35 PM

fruitloop: Another quality product from Taco Corp.


I guess it would have the same effect as three penis wine..
 
2013-01-03 04:17:24 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Many cultures believe consuming it will increase your virility and make you more manly.


I think most of us would agree that those cultures are, to be polite, stupid.

Personally I will pass. I just don't like balls, except my own and even then, meh.
 
2013-01-03 04:21:55 PM
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The Irresponsible Captain: Many cultures believe consuming it will increase your virility and make you more manly.

I think most of us would agree that those cultures are, to be polite, stupid.

Personally I will pass. I just don't like balls, except my own and even then, meh.



That's not what your therapist says....and he has video to prove it.
 
2013-01-03 04:28:46 PM

PsyLord: Joe Rogan


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2013-01-03 05:07:48 PM
would you pop positive for 'roids after this?
 
2013-01-03 05:14:45 PM
The rich flavor of bovine jizz...when YOU want it!
 
2013-01-03 05:27:03 PM

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Came her for Shmitts gay, leaving giggling.
 
2013-01-03 06:55:05 PM
I thought cock ale was supposed to use chickens.
 
2013-01-03 08:30:56 PM
"Rocky Mountain" oysters, eh? That's what happens when you can't get to the beach. You start eating testicles and telling yourself it's a real mollusk.
 
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