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(ESPN)   Will tonight be Chip Kelly's last game? Will Bill Snyder turn into the Cryptkeeper? Will the Ducks or the Wildcats prevail? Find out tonight in the BCS Fiesta Bowl- 8:30 pm on ESPN   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 383
    More: Interesting, Chip Kelly, BCS Fiesta Bowl, Wildcats, ducks, Cryptkeeper, Oregon, Cotton Bowl, Collin Klein  
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2013-01-03 08:23:52 PM
That was one of the worst anthems I've heard before a sporting event.

NEW RULE: When you have a college bowl game, you will not be allowed to use a singer for the national anthem. You will have to find some sort of musical group on hand that can play The Star-Spangled Banner, in 3/4 time like it's supposed to be.
 
2013-01-03 08:25:24 PM

coolio mack: Memo to singers: stop farking with the anthem and sing it right. (unless you're Marvin Gaye)


You can thank American Idol for that. I 100% agree with you.
 
2013-01-03 08:27:41 PM

king of vegas: I bet Oregon -7 at a rogue Vegas property.


Rogue has locations in Vegas? And they have sports betting?

Go Ducks!
 
2013-01-03 08:28:23 PM
I still don't like the O on the back of the helmet. It just looks wrong, like a cat's ass.
 
2013-01-03 08:28:32 PM
kansas st calls heads. it is heads. i mean oregon called heads. oregon wins the toss
 
2013-01-03 08:30:26 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-03 08:30:36 PM

SnarfVader: coolio mack: Memo to singers: stop farking with the anthem and sing it right. (unless you're Marvin Gaye)

You can thank American Idol for that. I 100% agree with you.


Lolwut?

This crap has been going on well before American Idol.
 
2013-01-03 08:30:53 PM
Well that was fast
 
2013-01-03 08:30:54 PM
TD!
 
2013-01-03 08:31:02 PM
He gone.
 
2013-01-03 08:31:04 PM
with the quickness
 
2013-01-03 08:31:09 PM
JESUS H CHRIST
 
2013-01-03 08:31:28 PM
should have let that ball go out of bounds.
 
2013-01-03 08:31:51 PM
Thats a good way to start a game.
 
2013-01-03 08:31:58 PM
Jesus, the Ducks are going for the jugular.
 
2013-01-03 08:32:07 PM
Holy start! The bar just blew up from that. I heard a "boom goes the dynamite" even.
 
2013-01-03 08:32:35 PM
This is gonna be brutal
 
2013-01-03 08:32:47 PM

davidphogan: SnarfVader: coolio mack: Memo to singers: stop farking with the anthem and sing it right. (unless you're Marvin Gaye)

You can thank American Idol for that. I 100% agree with you.

Lolwut?

This crap has been going on well before American Idol.


Yeah, me and my friends used to refer to it as "star searching" the anthem.
 
2013-01-03 08:33:07 PM

davidphogan: SnarfVader: coolio mack: Memo to singers: stop farking with the anthem and sing it right. (unless you're Marvin Gaye)

You can thank American Idol for that. I 100% agree with you.

Lolwut?

This crap has been going on well before American Idol.


What I meant was how they encouraged singers to do those runs and change the song. I believe it's much more prevalent now than in the 90's.
 
2013-01-03 08:33:16 PM
Chip Kelly wants to find out if the score board hours to 100+.
 
2013-01-03 08:34:49 PM
Nananananananananana... Batted down, man.
 
2013-01-03 08:35:05 PM
Even though the over/under line was 74, a part of me wishes I put my house on the over.
 
2013-01-03 08:36:17 PM

davidphogan: Chip Kelly wants to find out if the score board hours to 100+.


mobile phone typing detected.
 
2013-01-03 08:36:38 PM

SnarfVader: davidphogan: SnarfVader: coolio mack: Memo to singers: stop farking with the anthem and sing it right. (unless you're Marvin Gaye)

You can thank American Idol for that. I 100% agree with you.

Lolwut?

This crap has been going on well before American Idol.

What I meant was how they encouraged singers to do those runs and change the song. I believe it's much more prevalent now than in the 90's.


The Simpsons made fun of it by then.
 
2013-01-03 08:36:57 PM
So I was a bit late to turning on this game, and it's already 8-0?

8?
 
2013-01-03 08:37:44 PM

4NSpy: davidphogan: Chip Kelly wants to find out if the score board hours to 100+.

mobile phone typing detected.


How could you tell? Was it Swype swapping goes with hours?
 
2013-01-03 08:37:47 PM
Oregon 94-yard kickoff return on the first play, followed by a 2-pointer because Oregon.
 
2013-01-03 08:37:50 PM

davidphogan: SnarfVader: davidphogan: SnarfVader: coolio mack: Memo to singers: stop farking with the anthem and sing it right. (unless you're Marvin Gaye)

You can thank American Idol for that. I 100% agree with you.

Lolwut?

This crap has been going on well before American Idol.

What I meant was how they encouraged singers to do those runs and change the song. I believe it's much more prevalent now than in the 90's.

The Simpsons made fun of it by then.


*shrug* Either way, I wish the singers would stop it.
 
2013-01-03 08:38:10 PM

4NSpy: So I was a bit late to turning on this game, and it's already 8-0?

8?


Kickoff return TD and a 2pt conversion.
 
mjg
2013-01-03 08:38:46 PM

SnarfVader: I still don't like the O on the back of the helmet. It just looks wrong, like a cat's ass possible goatsee.


/ftfy
 
2013-01-03 08:38:49 PM

4NSpy: So I was a bit late to turning on this game, and it's already 8-0?

8?


Kickoff returned for a touchdown, 2 point conversion per the Chip Kelly manual.
 
2013-01-03 08:38:51 PM
4th and fail.
 
2013-01-03 08:38:56 PM

SnarfVader: davidphogan: SnarfVader: coolio mack: Memo to singers: stop farking with the anthem and sing it right. (unless you're Marvin Gaye)

You can thank American Idol for that. I 100% agree with you.

Lolwut?

This crap has been going on well before American Idol.

What I meant was how they encouraged singers to do those runs and change the song. I believe it's much more prevalent now than in the 90's.



Whitney Houston, Super Bowl XXV on Jan. 27, 1991
 
2013-01-03 08:39:10 PM
Dammit KSU, at least show up.
 
2013-01-03 08:39:44 PM

That_Dude: Mart Laar's beard shaver: Soon.

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Just out of curiosity, how does a professor from Estonia decide to root for Kansas State? Did you study there at some point?


Yes.
 
2013-01-03 08:40:51 PM

basemetal: Dammit KSU, at least show up.


Bigfoot is about as likely. But, yes a Ducks fan I'd guess.
 
2013-01-03 08:41:58 PM
Stupid Swype. He's, not yes.
 
2013-01-03 08:44:57 PM
Um.... wut?

c'mon duckies...
 
2013-01-03 08:45:48 PM
The punter might not be able to kick past the first down mark if this keeps up
 
2013-01-03 08:49:52 PM
Well, make your bets, I'm watching the game, KSU will lose.
 
2013-01-03 08:50:58 PM

4NSpy: SnarfVader: davidphogan: SnarfVader: coolio mack: Memo to singers: stop farking with the anthem and sing it right. (unless you're Marvin Gaye)

You can thank American Idol for that. I 100% agree with you.

Lolwut?

This crap has been going on well before American Idol.

What I meant was how they encouraged singers to do those runs and change the song. I believe it's much more prevalent now than in the 90's.


Whitney Houston, Super Bowl XXV on Jan. 27, 1991


That was one of the few times it was done decent. I forget the comedians name but someone makes fun by saying if you see a black person getting ready you know there is more than enough time for the bathroom break, beer run, and paint the house while you wait......
 
2013-01-03 08:51:36 PM

4NSpy: SnarfVader: davidphogan: SnarfVader: coolio mack: Memo to singers: stop farking with the anthem and sing it right. (unless you're Marvin Gaye)

You can thank American Idol for that. I 100% agree with you.

Lolwut?

This crap has been going on well before American Idol.

What I meant was how they encouraged singers to do those runs and change the song. I believe it's much more prevalent now than in the 90's.


Whitney Houston, Super Bowl XXV on Jan. 27, 1991


bingo
 
2013-01-03 08:51:41 PM

gwoardnog: Well, make your bets, I'm watching the game, KSU will lose.


I have several coworkers who bet the same way.
 
2013-01-03 08:52:52 PM
Wait, since when was KSU a power run team?
 
2013-01-03 08:52:56 PM

steamingpile: That was one of the few times it was done decent.


One of the best anthem renditions in history, which is why everyone tries to copy it.

I remember some people getting upset when at an NHL playoff game, a Canadian sang the American anthem properly (didn't linger or add any additional notes) as they thought he was being rude for "rushing through it".
 
2013-01-03 08:53:24 PM
Klein eats dirt!
 
2013-01-03 08:55:12 PM

4NSpy: steamingpile: That was one of the few times it was done decent.

One of the best anthem renditions in history, which is why everyone tries to copy it.

I remember some people getting upset when at an NHL playoff game, a Canadian sang the American anthem properly (didn't linger or add any additional notes) as they thought he was being rude for "rushing through it".


I must have missed the thread, but that sounds about right. Yay speech input works correctly. now I can be even lazier when I post.
 
2013-01-03 08:57:16 PM

steamingpile: Wait, since when was KSU a power run team?


1989?
 
2013-01-03 08:57:33 PM
Jesus how old is Stallone? 70? I guess HGH works.....
 
2013-01-03 08:58:22 PM
fark the ducks
 
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