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(The Atlantic Wire)   The US Navy may have just made the "Reefer Madness" of the "bath salts" craze\epidemic (warning: scary imagery and dubstep music)   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 116
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2013-01-03 01:29:38 PM  
Looks like something the Navy will show during basic training and mandatory formations.

Reefer Madness was funny because pot's not that bad or even close to how it was depicted in the movie.

Bath Salts aren't good and have no redeeming social value, IMHO.
 
2013-01-03 02:52:36 PM  
Headline: "The Navy's Anti-Bath Salts Video Is Even More Ridiculous Than You'd Think"

Reality: The video is a lot less ridiculous than you'd think, if you've seen past Navy general military training videos.  Think of corporate training videos, without the threat of losing one's job over lack of talent.
 
2013-01-03 02:53:32 PM  
Thanks a lot subby, now I have a My life with the Thrill Kill Kult song stuck in my head.
 
2013-01-03 02:53:38 PM  
There is no epidemic, and nearly every article you read about it was quietly corrected with "Bath salts were not involved" weeks later. It was the Jenkem of 2012.

That said, don't smoke weird shiat you can buy at the gas station.
 
2013-01-03 02:55:36 PM  
Only this time, Bath Salts are bad. Or good, if you like facebook.
 
2013-01-03 02:55:56 PM  
Well holy f*cking hell...this looks awesome! Time to go try some bath salts!
 
2013-01-03 02:56:18 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: There is no epidemic, and nearly every article you read about it was quietly corrected with "Bath salts were not involved" weeks later. It was the Jenkem of 2012.

That said, don't smoke weird shiat you can buy at the gas station.


like cigarettes?
 
2013-01-03 02:57:13 PM  
Calgon ... take me away!
 
2013-01-03 02:57:27 PM  
Goddamnit sailors. You're drunks, not stoners. Quit farking around with tradition.
 
2013-01-03 02:57:46 PM  
HA! On the better side of training vids
still need pics of the worst case scenario
vd, burns etc
to make it a true training vid

put that mother on afrts
 
2013-01-03 02:58:41 PM  
It's called bath salts...it turns all your bad feelings into good feelings. IT'S A NIGHTMARE!!!
 
GBB
2013-01-03 02:59:51 PM  
Can't watch videos at work. Does it start with "Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from..."
 
2013-01-03 02:59:54 PM  

Gabrielmot: HotWingConspiracy: There is no epidemic, and nearly every article you read about it was quietly corrected with "Bath salts were not involved" weeks later. It was the Jenkem of 2012.

That said, don't smoke weird shiat you can buy at the gas station.

like cigarettes?


That's a good start. No point in paying money for an addictive method of protracted suicide.
 
2013-01-03 03:00:16 PM  
Holy crap... the beginning of that video is awesome
 
2013-01-03 03:00:26 PM  

CrazyCracka420: Well holy f*cking hell...this looks awesome! Time to go try some bath salts!


"Bugs Bunny and Scooby Doo and all my favourite cartoon heroes came to my room and ate cookies with me and sang songs for 16 hours. God damn!"
 
2013-01-03 03:03:25 PM  
It's like a first person shooter without a gun.
 
2013-01-03 03:04:13 PM  
in that guy's defense that lady was busting his balls and being a nag...
 
2013-01-03 03:04:28 PM  
Wow... she got knocked the fark out!

[christuckerfriday.jpg]
 
2013-01-03 03:05:26 PM  

Burr: CrazyCracka420: Well holy f*cking hell...this looks awesome! Time to go try some bath salts!

"Bugs Bunny and Scooby Doo and all my favourite cartoon heroes came to my room and ate cookies with me and sang songs for 16 hours. God damn!"


I remember that after-school special. It was pretty horrifying.
 
2013-01-03 03:06:38 PM  
I couldn't open it.
 
2013-01-03 03:06:39 PM  
Has anyone here had to sit through the mandatory carrier deck mishap snuff compilation back in the day?

RIGHT NOW!  (great soundtrack)
 
2013-01-03 03:07:41 PM  
The effects they describe sound similar to what I've read Jimson Weed will do to you. Fark all of that.
 
2013-01-03 03:09:16 PM  
Smack My biatch Up Part II?
 
2013-01-03 03:10:45 PM  
Inaccurate. He'd go to sick call, they'd give him motrin. The end.
 
2013-01-03 03:11:50 PM  

tricycleracer: Smack My biatch Up Part II?


Prodigy did it better.
 
2013-01-03 03:13:19 PM  
It's funny that Balki Bartokomous is now a psychiatrist with the Navy.  Glad he found work.
 
2013-01-03 03:14:14 PM  
Quit taking these bullshiat bathtub chemicals and just drink a beer or smoke a joint or at least something with a significant history of relatively safe use.

I hear people see crazy shiat while they are dying, but that doesn't really make dying recreational.

/stick with the weed kids, real weed, not grass clippings sprayed with chems.
 
2013-01-03 03:14:24 PM  

GBB: Can't watch videos at work. Does it start with "Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from..."


A lot of military training videos start with "Hi, I'm Carl Weathers, you might remember me from..."

/Seriously
//"Hi Devil Dogs, Carl Weathers here..."
 
2013-01-03 03:16:05 PM  
All of AFN is like this...
 
2013-01-03 03:20:10 PM  
Why does he live in a hotel?
 
2013-01-03 03:20:38 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Has anyone here had to sit through the mandatory carrier deck mishap snuff compilation back in the day?

RIGHT NOW!  (great soundtrack)


Several times.
 
2013-01-03 03:21:03 PM  
I am disappoint. That was nowhere near as redonkulas as I expected.

/like most mil-training videos, it looked like a high school AV project.
 
2013-01-03 03:21:30 PM  
I couldnt watch more than 2 minutes, but 1:08-1:12 are golden.


/She has a spectacular pair
//Of eyes
 
2013-01-03 03:21:47 PM  

darth_badger: Calgon ... take me away!


www.badmovies.org
 
2013-01-03 03:23:18 PM  

amundb: Why does he live in a hotel?


Barracks rooms look kinda like hotel rooms. The furniture is stiff, wooden, and uncomfortable.
 
2013-01-03 03:23:27 PM  
Dubstep- NOT EVEN ONCE!!
 
2013-01-03 03:23:28 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Has anyone here had to sit through the mandatory carrier deck mishap snuff compilation back in the day?

RIGHT NOW!  (great soundtrack)


I got the flight line version for the Air Force, which still included that kid who got sucked up an intake and then crawled out about 60 seconds later.
 
2013-01-03 03:24:43 PM  

Gabrielmot: HotWingConspiracy: There is no epidemic, and nearly every article you read about it was quietly corrected with "Bath salts were not involved" weeks later. It was the Jenkem of 2012.

That said, don't smoke weird shiat you can buy at the gas station.

like cigarettes?


I got an egg salad sandwich out of a vending machine in a gas station bathroom. It turned out pretty ok!
 
2013-01-03 03:26:59 PM  

darth_badger: Calgon ... take me away!


+1 internets. Calgon owes me a new keyboard.
 
2013-01-03 03:28:33 PM  

Oznog: Gabrielmot: HotWingConspiracy: There is no epidemic, and nearly every article you read about it was quietly corrected with "Bath salts were not involved" weeks later. It was the Jenkem of 2012.

That said, don't smoke weird shiat you can buy at the gas station.

like cigarettes?

I got an egg salad sandwich out of a vending machine in a gas station bathroom. It turned out pretty ok!


That's just the worms talking
 
2013-01-03 03:30:08 PM  

Silverstaff: Gabrielmot: HotWingConspiracy: There is no epidemic, and nearly every article you read about it was quietly corrected with "Bath salts were not involved" weeks later. It was the Jenkem of 2012.

That said, don't smoke weird shiat you can buy at the gas station.

like cigarettes?

That's a good start. No point in paying money for an addictive method of protracted suicide.


But that's the part that gives Cigs their flavor, dammit.
 
2013-01-03 03:35:07 PM  

Oznog: Gabrielmot: HotWingConspiracy: There is no epidemic, and nearly every article you read about it was quietly corrected with "Bath salts were not involved" weeks later. It was the Jenkem of 2012.

That said, don't smoke weird shiat you can buy at the gas station.

like cigarettes?

I got an egg salad sandwich out of a vending machine in a gas station bathroom. It turned out pretty ok!


How do you smoke something like that?
 
2013-01-03 03:35:13 PM  

D_Evans45:
/She has a spectacular pair
//Of eyes


Katie got some big-ass tittays...

i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-03 03:37:28 PM  
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/police-man-high-bath-salts-screa m ed-about-eating-t/nPkYs/

/♫Hey, I just met you
//♫And yes I'm crazy
///♫But I'm on bath salts
////♫So taze me maybe?
//Slashies for second verse
 
2013-01-03 03:39:41 PM  
There's been very little research done on the compounds commonly found in bath salts. I don't know how some of you have decided that they are in fact really bad and that this isn't just your usual anti drug propaganda.

Maybe it is a dangerous drug. However I'm a bit skeptical considering this whole bath salt danger craze started with the face eater, and we all know how that turned out.
 
2013-01-03 03:45:27 PM  

dudicon: There's been very little research done on the compounds commonly found in bath salts. I don't know how some of you have decided that they are in fact really bad and that this isn't just your usual anti drug propaganda.

Maybe it is a dangerous drug. However I'm a bit skeptical considering this whole bath salt danger craze started with the face eater, and we all know how that turned out.


Well any time people are being the guinea pigs for new chemicals bad things can and do happen. Not everybody is going to decide to start eating homeless people obviously.

But this video is pretty awful and much more likely to make people laugh than decide to stay away from bath salts.
 
2013-01-03 03:45:56 PM  

poindxtr: D_Evans45: ...

Katie got some big-ass tittays...

[i2.ytimg.com image 320x180]


i331.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 03:47:16 PM  

dudicon: There's been very little research done on the compounds commonly found in bath salts. I don't know how some of you have decided that they are in fact really bad and that this isn't just your usual anti drug propaganda.

Maybe it is a dangerous drug. However I'm a bit skeptical considering this whole bath salt danger craze started with the face eater, and we all know how that turned out.


truth is that they really aren't all that dangerous, at least any more so than prescribed meds or illicit drugs. but you MUST whip the media into a frenzy because we can't have the kids getting high, now can we?

Bath salts are probably not that good for you. However, they aren't going to turn you into a face eating zombie. They will give you a crappy buzz for 20 minutes or so.

THAT'S IT.
 
2013-01-03 03:47:35 PM  
worst doom mod ever
 
2013-01-03 03:49:25 PM  
nice boobs but needs an orthodontist
 
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