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(WTOP)   Think the smoking, beer guzzling, and shirtless beach pics already made Obama look like the least presidential president ever? Wait until you get a look at his new souvenir shop   (wtop.com ) divider line
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26123 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2013 at 1:13 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-03 01:20:46 PM  
8 votes:
flcenterlitarts.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-03 01:26:18 PM  
7 votes:
www.mentalfloss.com
2013-01-03 01:29:38 PM  
6 votes:
Meanwhile in some third-world hellhole, someone is wearing a Romney-Ryan Inauguration t-shirt
2013-01-03 01:27:49 PM  
6 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

I know for a fact that this nubian is up to no good because my Aunt forwards me the truth.
2013-01-03 01:21:35 PM  
4 votes:
It's the perfect President for the Honey-Boo-Boo generation.

Soon...
www.moviesonline.ca

Cue the unfunny stick-man comic about how you would never breed with people that like idiocracy because somehow the movie's take about where we're headed as a society is offensive to you...
2013-01-03 02:06:29 PM  
3 votes:

Thunderpipes: When he spends more time on "The View" than he does communicating to Congress or press conferences, yes, he has lost all credibility.


Wow, is this true? I don't watch The View, so I don't know. Do they have other guests, or is it just him every episode now? Did they have to expand the schedule of the show to a longer format to make this possible? I mean, I knew he was on The View once or twice, I guess, but what you're saying is true and Obama spends more time on The View than he does doing his job, they must have had to expand their time slot. What do they even talk about anymore?
2013-01-03 01:30:24 PM  
3 votes:
www.lifeisajoke.com
2013-01-03 01:26:05 PM  
3 votes:
HURRY NOW!! GET THEM WHILE THEY LAST!
occupycorporatism.com
2013-01-03 01:22:25 PM  
3 votes:
www.smokersclub.com
www.augustana.edu
www.velvetparkmedia.com
2013-01-03 01:22:00 PM  
3 votes:
George W. Bush unironically wears a cowboy hat. Obama could show up in nothing but a banana hammock and be more dignified.

I live in the south and see those damn hats everywhere, usually on people who have never met a cow that wasn't medium rare. You just know that when people from other countries think "dumb American", they imagine us all wearing cowboy hats, like we're nine years old and riding on wooden horsies. That's like meeting an Irish person and fighting the urge to glance down and see if they have buckles on their shoes.
2013-01-03 01:19:50 PM  
3 votes:

Dr Dreidel: It's no "Sarah Palin's hideous face hideously distorted on a hideous woman's T-shirt", but I guess I can fap to that if I try...


blog.jonnygarrill.com
2013-01-03 01:18:24 PM  
3 votes:
It's no "Sarah Palin's hideous face hideously distorted on a hideous woman's T-shirt", but I guess I can fap to that if I try...
2013-01-03 03:45:43 PM  
2 votes:
GOP - "What's important here is 'what would the neighbors think'."

DNC - "I talked to the neighbors, and not only are they fine with this, but they said they could bring a case of beer."

GOP - "YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE OBVIOUSLY THE WRONG KIND OF PEOPLE!"

DNC - "Shut up and hold this crock pot while I open my trunk and get the Diet Pepsi."
2013-01-03 02:59:55 PM  
2 votes:

DownDaRiver: Well, Clinton did seriously lower the bar standard of being presidential.


Did you just "B-b-but CLINTON" a funny pictures and bad jokes thread? Whelp, that's enough of an excuse for me.

cdn.pophangover.com

cdn.pophangover.com

img684.imageshack.us
2013-01-03 02:38:46 PM  
2 votes:
You'll be able to pick this stuff up really cheap in few years at black people garage sales.
2013-01-03 02:13:51 PM  
2 votes:
I don't dislike him because he's completely incompetent and not even remotely capable of making a desision on his own.
I dislike him because he's not even a freaking US citizen and has never done a damn thing in his life to justify his position. No military, no business, just a groomed spoiled BS plant (in more ways than one)
that is destroying our country from the inside.

The fact that he was a CONSTITUTIONAL lawyer just makes the dismantling of the constitution even more astounding.
2013-01-03 01:34:26 PM  
2 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net

old school
2013-01-03 01:26:17 PM  
2 votes:
But do they sell this?

inventorspot.com

inventorspot.com

/If not, they should.
//hot
2013-01-03 01:21:11 PM  
2 votes:
"Suck it Conchita"
img.photobucket.com
2013-01-03 01:20:06 PM  
2 votes:
I hear they're selling a beautiful combination set of prayer rug and Koran signed by the prophet himself.

If only I was a secret Muslin...
2013-01-03 01:16:29 PM  
2 votes:
Better than puking on the PM of Japan's feet.
2013-01-03 05:54:45 PM  
1 vote:
Smoking and beer-guzzling? I'm more concerned with the President's violence towards animals for amusement.

www.frogtownproductions.com

What a sick individual...
2013-01-03 03:39:25 PM  
1 vote:

gambitsgirl: Will all the shiat be made in China?


Doubtful. The items I bought from his reelection store, (sweatshirt, birth certificate mug, t-shirt), were all made in America. Rmoney's stuff came from China.
2013-01-03 03:36:38 PM  
1 vote:
Obama's inaugural committee had a similar store for his first swearing-in four years ago. Proceeds go toward fundraising efforts for the parade, balls and other inaugural celebrations.

You mean instead of making the TAXPAYERS pay for it all?!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
2013-01-03 03:27:59 PM  
1 vote:
i49.tinypic.com
2013-01-03 02:59:28 PM  
1 vote:
I don't see a flamethrower.

Son, I am disappoint.

acimg.auctivacommerce.com
2013-01-03 02:42:22 PM  
1 vote:
www.doobybrain.com
Strict limit of only 5 per household member
2013-01-03 02:40:58 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

How grotesquely unpresidential!
2013-01-03 02:32:16 PM  
1 vote:

natas6.0: I think it's disgusting that Bush can take a vacation at his ranch in times like these!
so what if he invites the foreign politicians over, we all know those 'talks' are mostly crap.
people are hungry, losing their houses, the economy is going south,
congress can't figure out a budget
guns have been given to drug cartels
americans are being killed overseas
winter is setting in on areas destroyed by the hurricane!

America needs a strong leader who will be there when he is need...
wait what?
.. Obama?
ah
um
well then

conservatives are racists who want to cement your vaginas!


Shush now. Don't point out the hypocrisy. It's mean and hateful.
2013-01-03 02:25:32 PM  
1 vote:

Helena Handbasket: Give me smoking, beer-guzzling, shirtless president who seems to actually try to do his job any day over a moronic, droning, boring, religiotard, clueless president who doesn't give a shiat about the country and calls on Jesus to help him.


OH! OH! L@@K AT ME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME, I'M AN ATHEIST!!!!

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-03 02:07:27 PM  
1 vote:

delysid25: let's be realistic subby, you don't think he looks presidential because he's black. you never heard anybody talk about how W didn't look presidential when he was clearing brush and wearing jeans, nobody ever said Clinton didn't look like presidential when he was playing a saxophone. but when Obama does things that normal people do every day, it is not presidential? I'm calling racist.


When people complain that Michelle Obama doesn't look like a first lady you can tell they have a very difficult time with a black woman in the white house who is wearing something besides a maid's outfit.
2013-01-03 02:05:09 PM  
1 vote:
How come we never see Obammy on the golf course???
Oh yeah, I forgot.
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/he's got a really high handicap
2013-01-03 02:04:57 PM  
1 vote:

Mentalpatient87: Nice backpedal.


His high horse goes in reverse.
2013-01-03 02:03:59 PM  
1 vote:

Wise_Guy: Is Obama the first president we've had that is above mockery?


Of course not. I don't know about anyone else but the thing that gets me is that the right and idiots like subby here are just so bad at it.

Wise_Guy: Put down the kool-aid already.


Oh, to be above it all, like you.
2013-01-03 02:01:05 PM  
1 vote:
Remember that time Obama kicked off a war on a lie, and then a few months into it, pranced around on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier wearing his superhero flight pajamas?

Rightwing butthurt rolls on unchecked.
2013-01-03 01:55:13 PM  
1 vote:
Don't forget to fill up on your way to the event!

i274.photobucket.com
2013-01-03 01:54:59 PM  
1 vote:
I still haven't forgiven him for the spicy mustard.
2013-01-03 01:52:52 PM  
1 vote:
How tacky, I mean selling crap like a Chuck Close poster?....I mean he's only one of the most incredible artists I've ever seen.
2013-01-03 01:49:17 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-03 01:46:02 PM  
1 vote:
Obama's inaugural committee had a similar store for his first swearing-in four years ago. Proceeds go toward fundraising efforts for the parade, balls and other inaugural celebrations.

History's. Greatest. Monster.
2013-01-03 01:44:04 PM  
1 vote:
Meanwhile, Biden will be selling rides in his biatchin' Trans-Am.
2013-01-03 01:40:22 PM  
1 vote:
Will all the shiat be made in China?
2013-01-03 01:38:35 PM  
1 vote:
I think it's disgusting that Bush can take a vacation at his ranch in times like these!
so what if he invites the foreign politicians over, we all know those 'talks' are mostly crap.
people are hungry, losing their houses, the economy is going south,
congress can't figure out a budget
guns have been given to drug cartels
americans are being killed overseas
winter is setting in on areas destroyed by the hurricane!

America needs a strong leader who will be there when he is need...
wait what?
.. Obama?
ah
um
well then

conservatives are racists who want to cement your vaginas!
2013-01-03 01:28:18 PM  
1 vote:
www.mentalfloss.com
2013-01-03 01:24:32 PM  
1 vote:

Ecobuckeye: My moment of clarity just arrived. Barrack Obama has a dog named Bo. B. O.


Well I'll be dipped! I never realized that either!!
2013-01-03 01:23:10 PM  
1 vote:

Klippoklondike: Smoking one was a shoop, beer guzzling was him at a table with a beer on it and him shirtless at a beach was because he was at a beach. What's the problem?


Well, he WAS doing all of those things while being black...
2013-01-03 01:22:01 PM  
1 vote:

Lemmy Kilmister: smoking, beer guzzling, shirtless on the beach?

still better than the republican retards you've put into office


moonbattery.com
2013-01-03 01:21:15 PM  
1 vote:
Exact change I can believe in?
2013-01-03 01:18:11 PM  
1 vote:
Think the smoking, beer guzzling, and shirtless beach pics already made Obama look like the least presidential president ever?

No. I think it makes him look like the most awesome president ever.
2013-01-03 01:17:35 PM  
1 vote:
Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive.

/and your guy couldn't count to potato, sober
2013-01-03 01:17:32 PM  
1 vote:
My moment of clarity just arrived. Barrack Obama has a dog named Bo. B. O.
 
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