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(WTOP)   Think the smoking, beer guzzling, and shirtless beach pics already made Obama look like the least presidential president ever? Wait until you get a look at his new souvenir shop   (wtop.com) divider line 288
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2013-01-03 01:34:26 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net

old school
 
2013-01-03 01:35:00 PM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 650x407]

I know for a fact that this nubian is up to no good because my Aunt forwards me the truth.

"The text written here cannot be copied and pasted so it takes more work to call me out on being completely full of shiat."


Took me under ten seconds to type that. Though admittedly, the target audience for this tripe isn't well-known for "knowing computer stuff", I suppose.
 
2013-01-03 01:37:49 PM
Give me smoking, beer-guzzling, shirtless president who seems to actually try to do his job any day over a moronic, droning, boring, religiotard, clueless president who doesn't give a shiat about the country and calls on Jesus to help him.
 
2013-01-03 01:38:35 PM
I think it's disgusting that Bush can take a vacation at his ranch in times like these!
so what if he invites the foreign politicians over, we all know those 'talks' are mostly crap.
people are hungry, losing their houses, the economy is going south,
congress can't figure out a budget
guns have been given to drug cartels
americans are being killed overseas
winter is setting in on areas destroyed by the hurricane!

America needs a strong leader who will be there when he is need...
wait what?
.. Obama?
ah
um
well then

conservatives are racists who want to cement your vaginas!
 
2013-01-03 01:38:56 PM

someonelse: ChipNASA: Lemmy Kilmister: smoking, beer guzzling, shirtless on the beach?

still better than the republican retards you've put into office

[moonbattery.com image 500x416]

Clean your bathroom, man. In fact, seriously consider renovating, because, damn.


Yeah that's definitely a rental unit right there.
 
2013-01-03 01:39:25 PM
My aunt's house is full of commemorative crap from both Bush inaugurations. How is this any different?
 
2013-01-03 01:39:40 PM

ChadM89: I love how the conservatives complain about Obama not being presidential enough in their view, while at the same time they're always bloviating about elitism, and how they want their leaders to be "regular folk" like their neighbors, and making guys like Joe The Plumber the public face of their party. Sarah Palin can "you betcha! [wink!]" at the camera in a farking vice-presidential debate and that's fine because she's so real and folksy and down-to-earth and god love her for it, but Obama takes his shirt off at the farking beach and all of a sudden he doesn't have the gravitas that the office requires.

Goddamn you people are stupid.


When he spends more time on "The View" than he does communicating to Congress or press conferences, yes, he has lost all credibility. He is a power hungry douche who attracts like minded people.
 
2013-01-03 01:40:22 PM
Will all the shiat be made in China?
 
2013-01-03 01:41:31 PM
This is a great thread. You've all removed Obamas hog from you mouths long enough to argue with people that are actually agreeing with you. Haven't seen anything as shameless and righteousness since the last Academy awards.

/Enjoy your new taxes
 
2013-01-03 01:41:32 PM
No, actually, I don't think anything he's done has made him look unpresidential. Can we please keep this in the Politics tab, and not the Main page?
 
2013-01-03 01:43:29 PM

Kikaider01: No, actually, I don't think anything he's done has made him look unpresidential. Can we please keep this in the Politics tab, and not the Main page?


No.
 
2013-01-03 01:44:04 PM
Meanwhile, Biden will be selling rides in his biatchin' Trans-Am.
 
2013-01-03 01:44:11 PM

drongozone: [www.mentalfloss.com image 560x437]


That is some funny shiat right there.
 
2013-01-03 01:44:13 PM
And PS:

In 2000-2001 I worked in a frame shop and framed a lot of really tacky posters of purposefully "naive style" painted children all adorned in the flag to commemorate the Bush inauguration. I'm sure there are artistically minded high school kids in my old job who will be relieved to frame this instead:
secure.assets.bostatic.com
Say what you will but at least Obama has taste.
 
2013-01-03 01:45:55 PM

natas6.0: conservatives are racists who want to cement your vaginas!


Nah, they're just not conservative. They are, however, relatively certain that if they continue to kiss the asses of filthy rich, old white men, that it will 1953, again in no time or, at the very least, they'll get a seat in the getaway car after the economy resembles post war Dresden. So far, the "nudge, wink, smirk" platform is sucking canal water, Johnny can't read and talented people are pushing brooms if they can find work at all. This is not, however, the fault of any president or cabinet, as a root cause. It's the fault of a nation who were trained to drop their knees and service any swinging dick with an 8 figure bank account. So far, the costume party hasn't done much for anybody who isn't already rich, but we just keep waving that tattered pom pom. *sigh*
 
2013-01-03 01:46:02 PM
Obama's inaugural committee had a similar store for his first swearing-in four years ago. Proceeds go toward fundraising efforts for the parade, balls and other inaugural celebrations.

History's. Greatest. Monster.
 
2013-01-03 01:46:02 PM

someonelse: ChipNASA: Lemmy Kilmister: smoking, beer guzzling, shirtless on the beach?

still better than the republican retards you've put into office

[moonbattery.com image 500x416]

Clean your bathroom, man. In fact, seriously consider renovating, because, damn.


Better off burning to the ground and starting over.
 
2013-01-03 01:47:01 PM

H31N0US: someonelse: ChipNASA: Lemmy Kilmister: smoking, beer guzzling, shirtless on the beach?

still better than the republican retards you've put into office

[moonbattery.com image 500x416]

Clean your bathroom, man. In fact, seriously consider renovating, because, damn.

Yeah that's definitely a rental unit right there.


Or a gas station. Think an old '66' station in Hicksville, IL, not a new shiny BP or WaWa.

/it's ok if I bash IL, I live here
 
2013-01-03 01:49:16 PM

Marshall Willenholly: When you say "his souvenir shop" do you mean it's filled with items that Obama personally created or chose? Because according to the article, the shop will be selling inauguration items that tourists love to buy. I'm sure there were plenty of trashy Bush souvenirs that were sold to the mouthbreathing republitards a few years ago.


Living in/around DC for my life I can say that tacky garbage has been there for every inaguration. Mostly you just laugh at the people that buy it.
 
2013-01-03 01:49:17 PM
 
2013-01-03 01:49:55 PM

Wade_Wilson: You just know that when people from other countries think "dumb American", they imagine us all wearing cowboy hats,


Yippee ki-yay, mother-farker!
 
2013-01-03 01:50:55 PM

Klippoklondike: Smoking one was a shoop, beer guzzling was him at a table with a beer on it and him shirtless at a beach was because he was at a beach. What's the problem?


Because presidents are supposed to be nigh unto gods themselves, eating and drinking naught but the very energy of Life itself, deriving their power from our worship of them.

And, uhm, swim in three-piece suits and a hat (coat, tails, and top hat preferred, but this is 2013, after all).
 
2013-01-03 01:51:17 PM
Damn. You can even make fun of a bunch of tacky crap without democrats getting all bent out of shape because they perceive it as a slight against their guy. "B-b-but Bush!" Jesus. Bush was an idiot and a crappy president--what does that have to do with this garbage that makes the Franklin Mint looks respectable? Grow up. Some of you guys make the idiots in congress look mature.
 
2013-01-03 01:52:52 PM
How tacky, I mean selling crap like a Chuck Close poster?....I mean he's only one of the most incredible artists I've ever seen.
 
2013-01-03 01:53:32 PM
I seldom have much good to say about John Kerry. But his campaign, at least, never tried to charge me $3 for a bumper sticker when I requested one at the local campaign office. You're a politician asking for my support, not a fashionable brand, dammit. Admittedly, this is a somewhat different situation than Barry's wanting to charge me to advertise him. But, still...
 
2013-01-03 01:54:25 PM

Wise_Guy: Damn. You can even make fun of a bunch of tacky crap without democrats getting all bent out of shape because they perceive it as a slight against their guy. "B-b-but Bush!" Jesus. Bush was an idiot and a crappy president--what does that have to do with this garbage that makes the Franklin Mint looks respectable? Grow up. Some of you guys make the idiots in congress look mature.


I'm not putting you on ignore because I'm offended by your broad stroke, broken projector opprobrium, I'm just tired of blowhards and cranks. Take care. *click*
 
2013-01-03 01:54:25 PM
I so hate what has become of our political system. I'm starting to think that it's irreparably broken and that all of Washington needs to be nuked from orbit, just to be sure (NSA types monitoring this transmission; note: I am kidding).
 
2013-01-03 01:54:30 PM
Subby's just mad because all the un-used Romney/Ryan inaugural crap is now being worn by kids in 3rd world countries.
 
2013-01-03 01:54:39 PM
If subby MEANT to troll the thread with that headline, then wow, he sure succeeded.
If not, he sure took it up the ass.
 
2013-01-03 01:54:59 PM
I still haven't forgiven him for the spicy mustard.
 
2013-01-03 01:55:13 PM
Don't forget to fill up on your way to the event!

i274.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 01:55:19 PM

ChipNASA: [www.lifeisajoke.com image 573x667]


This is what fark is all about. Equal opportunity mockery.
 
2013-01-03 01:55:51 PM

bunner: Wise_Guy: Damn. You can even make fun of a bunch of tacky crap without democrats getting all bent out of shape because they perceive it as a slight against their guy. "B-b-but Bush!" Jesus. Bush was an idiot and a crappy president--what does that have to do with this garbage that makes the Franklin Mint looks respectable? Grow up. Some of you guys make the idiots in congress look mature.

I'm not putting you on ignore because I'm offended by your broad stroke, broken projector opprobrium, I'm just tired of blowhards and cranks. Take care. *click*


Case in point.
 
2013-01-03 01:56:22 PM

Wise_Guy: You can even make fun of a bunch of tacky crap without democrats getting all bent out of shape because they perceive it as a slight against their guy.


Did you miss this part?

Think the smoking, beer guzzling, and shirtless beach pics already made Obama look like the least presidential president ever?

I mean, why would anyone think that's a slight against Obama? Some people, I'm tellin' ya.
 
2013-01-03 01:57:36 PM

ChildOfBhaal: I seldom have much good to say about John Kerry. But his campaign, at least, never tried to charge me $3 for a bumper sticker when I requested one at the local campaign office. You're a politician asking for my support, not a fashionable brand, dammit. Admittedly, this is a somewhat different situation than Barry's wanting to charge me to advertise him. But, still...


Yes, it is different. Please continue the "But, still..." thought. Why is charging for inauguration souvenirs such a travesty?
 
2013-01-03 01:57:38 PM

ChadM89: I love how the conservatives complain about Obama not being presidential enough in their view, while at the same time they're always bloviating about elitism, and how they want their leaders to be "regular folk" like their neighbors, and making guys like Joe The Plumber the public face of their party. Sarah Palin can "you betcha! [wink!]" at the camera in a farking vice-presidential debate and that's fine because she's so real and folksy and down-to-earth and god love her for it, but Obama takes his shirt off at the farking beach and all of a sudden he doesn't have the gravitas that the office requires.

Goddamn you people are stupid.


A heaping helping of "this".

Republican cognitive dissonance knows no bounds.
 
2013-01-03 01:57:45 PM

MBZ321: Don't forget to fill up on your way to the event!

[i274.photobucket.com image 500x375]


Clearly a 'Shop. I haven't seen gas prices that low since well before Obama was in office.
 
2013-01-03 01:57:49 PM

ChildOfBhaal: I seldom have much good to say about John Kerry. But his campaign, at least, never tried to charge me $3 for a bumper sticker when I requested one at the local campaign office. You're a politician asking for my support, not a fashionable brand, dammit. Admittedly, this is a somewhat different situation than Barry's wanting to charge me to advertise him. But, still...


All politics aside, turning yourself INTO a brand where you can get people to pay to advertise for you is brilliant if you can pull it off. It makes supports feel like they've literally bought in to the campaign and makes them more emotionally invested than getting a free sticker in the mail. Now, it's counter to how I think politics should be, but damn if it wasn't a master stroke.
 
2013-01-03 01:57:53 PM
let's be realistic subby, you don't think he looks presidential because he's black. you never heard anybody talk about how W didn't look presidential when he was clearing brush and wearing jeans, nobody ever said Clinton didn't look like presidential when he was playing a saxophone. but when Obama does things that normal people do every day, it is not presidential? I'm calling racist.
 
2013-01-03 01:57:54 PM
People have been selling/buying crap to commemorate inaugurations as long as there have been inaugurations: http://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/1889-george-washington-inaugural -149851558
 
2013-01-03 01:57:59 PM

Zulu_as_Kono: Wise_Guy: You can even make fun of a bunch of tacky crap without democrats getting all bent out of shape because they perceive it as a slight against their guy.

Did you miss this part?

Think the smoking, beer guzzling, and shirtless beach pics already made Obama look like the least presidential president ever?

I mean, why would anyone think that's a slight against Obama? Some people, I'm tellin' ya.


Who cares? Is Obama the first president we've had that is above mockery?

Put down the kool-aid already.
 
2013-01-03 01:59:09 PM
FTFA: "...an online and brick-and-mortar store..". Which is it? Online I should think? An online shop?

Also "Proceeds go toward fundraising efforts for the parade, balls and other inaugural celebrations."...seems ok to me /shrug
 
2013-01-03 01:59:23 PM
*adds Tchotchke-Seller to the Big Spiffy List of All the Bad Things Fartbama Is*
 
2013-01-03 01:59:24 PM

biyaaatci: [www.smokersclub.com image 600x400]
[www.augustana.edu image 625x438]
[www.velvetparkmedia.com image 333x250]


www.velvetparkmedia.com

POW, right in the kisser kiester.
 
2013-01-03 01:59:59 PM

Wise_Guy: Damn. You can even make fun of a bunch of tacky crap without democrats getting all bent out of shape because they perceive it as a slight against their guy. "B-b-but Bush!" Jesus. Bush was an idiot and a crappy president--what does that have to do with this garbage that makes the Franklin Mint looks respectable? Grow up. Some of you guys make the idiots in congress look mature.


Making fun of the tacky crap is one thing. Suggesting that the tacky crap makes the man 'less presidential'... you know, the exactly farking thing the headline says... is quite another.
 
2013-01-03 02:01:05 PM
Remember that time Obama kicked off a war on a lie, and then a few months into it, pranced around on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier wearing his superhero flight pajamas?

Rightwing butthurt rolls on unchecked.
 
2013-01-03 02:02:11 PM

Wise_Guy: Zulu_as_Kono: Wise_Guy: You can even make fun of a bunch of tacky crap without democrats getting all bent out of shape because they perceive it as a slight against their guy.

Did you miss this part?

Think the smoking, beer guzzling, and shirtless beach pics already made Obama look like the least presidential president ever?

I mean, why would anyone think that's a slight against Obama? Some people, I'm tellin' ya.

Who cares? Is Obama the first president we've had that is above mockery?

Put down the kool-aid already.


Nice backpedal.
 
2013-01-03 02:03:34 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: *adds Tchotchke-Seller to the Big Spiffy List of All the Bad Things Fartbama Is*


Don't forget to add tchotchke sellers to the LOPCATGOPATA.
 
2013-01-03 02:03:59 PM

Wise_Guy: Is Obama the first president we've had that is above mockery?


Of course not. I don't know about anyone else but the thing that gets me is that the right and idiots like subby here are just so bad at it.

Wise_Guy: Put down the kool-aid already.


Oh, to be above it all, like you.
 
2013-01-03 02:04:04 PM
What? Every president since the invention of photography more convenient than painting a portrait has had those kinds of pictures. Hell, even before then, probably, some of the founding fathers were absurdly proud of their brewing skills and some of their first meetings were in pubs.
 
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