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(WTOP)   Think the smoking, beer guzzling, and shirtless beach pics already made Obama look like the least presidential president ever? Wait until you get a look at his new souvenir shop   (wtop.com) divider line 288
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2013-01-03 01:15:14 PM
smoking, beer guzzling, shirtless on the beach?

still better than the republican retards you've put into office
 
2013-01-03 01:16:29 PM
Better than puking on the PM of Japan's feet.
 
2013-01-03 01:16:43 PM
Smoking one was a shoop, beer guzzling was him at a table with a beer on it and him shirtless at a beach was because he was at a beach. What's the problem?
 
2013-01-03 01:16:44 PM
Isn't profiting from retailing products that a market segment will want to purchase kinda a big f*cking part of the American way?
 
2013-01-03 01:16:58 PM
/Oblig
 
2013-01-03 01:17:32 PM
My moment of clarity just arrived. Barrack Obama has a dog named Bo. B. O.
 
2013-01-03 01:17:34 PM
Beer guzzling? Wasn't the metric for who people wanted as president not that long ago "I'd have a beer with him?"
 
2013-01-03 01:17:35 PM
Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive.

/and your guy couldn't count to potato, sober
 
2013-01-03 01:18:11 PM
Think the smoking, beer guzzling, and shirtless beach pics already made Obama look like the least presidential president ever?

No. I think it makes him look like the most awesome president ever.
 
2013-01-03 01:18:24 PM
It's no "Sarah Palin's hideous face hideously distorted on a hideous woman's T-shirt", but I guess I can fap to that if I try...
 
2013-01-03 01:19:50 PM

Dr Dreidel: It's no "Sarah Palin's hideous face hideously distorted on a hideous woman's T-shirt", but I guess I can fap to that if I try...


blog.jonnygarrill.com
 
2013-01-03 01:20:06 PM
I hear they're selling a beautiful combination set of prayer rug and Koran signed by the prophet himself.

If only I was a secret Muslin...
 
2013-01-03 01:20:35 PM
 Lemmy Kilmister
smoking, beer guzzling, shirtless on the beach?
still better than the republican retards you've put into office
---------------------
Right in the open mouth.

funnygiftsforchristmas.com
 
2013-01-03 01:20:36 PM

abhorrent1: Think the smoking, beer guzzling, and shirtless beach pics already made Obama look like the least presidential president ever?

No.

 
2013-01-03 01:20:46 PM
flcenterlitarts.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-03 01:21:11 PM
"Suck it Conchita"
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 01:21:15 PM
Exact change I can believe in?
 
2013-01-03 01:21:23 PM
The Presidential Inauguration Committee is run by Congress, not by the President. http://www.inaugural.senate.gov/about
 
2013-01-03 01:21:35 PM
It's the perfect President for the Honey-Boo-Boo generation.

Soon...
www.moviesonline.ca

Cue the unfunny stick-man comic about how you would never breed with people that like idiocracy because somehow the movie's take about where we're headed as a society is offensive to you...
 
2013-01-03 01:21:59 PM

derpy: Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive.


Happy about Bin Laden being dead. GM, on the other hand...
 
2013-01-03 01:22:00 PM
George W. Bush unironically wears a cowboy hat. Obama could show up in nothing but a banana hammock and be more dignified.

I live in the south and see those damn hats everywhere, usually on people who have never met a cow that wasn't medium rare. You just know that when people from other countries think "dumb American", they imagine us all wearing cowboy hats, like we're nine years old and riding on wooden horsies. That's like meeting an Irish person and fighting the urge to glance down and see if they have buckles on their shoes.
 
2013-01-03 01:22:01 PM

Lemmy Kilmister: smoking, beer guzzling, shirtless on the beach?

still better than the republican retards you've put into office


moonbattery.com
 
2013-01-03 01:22:22 PM
Think the smoking, beer guzzling, and shirtless beach pics already made Obama look like the least presidential president ever?

No.

There's plenty of other things about him I'm fairly sure would have a far greater influence on his "presidential-ness".

Also docking several points for using the word "think" incorrectly.
 
2013-01-03 01:22:25 PM
www.smokersclub.com
www.augustana.edu
www.velvetparkmedia.com
 
2013-01-03 01:22:37 PM
store.2013pic.org

Limit 5 per customer

https://store.2013pic.org/featured-on-homepage/medallion-set.html
 
2013-01-03 01:22:52 PM
When you say "his souvenir shop" do you mean it's filled with items that Obama personally created or chose? Because according to the article, the shop will be selling inauguration items that tourists love to buy. I'm sure there were plenty of trashy Bush souvenirs that were sold to the mouthbreathing republitards a few years ago.
 
2013-01-03 01:23:10 PM

Klippoklondike: Smoking one was a shoop, beer guzzling was him at a table with a beer on it and him shirtless at a beach was because he was at a beach. What's the problem?


Well, he WAS doing all of those things while being black...
 
2013-01-03 01:24:19 PM
I guess he'd be better off nearly choking to death on a pretzel.
 
2013-01-03 01:24:32 PM

Ecobuckeye: My moment of clarity just arrived. Barrack Obama has a dog named Bo. B. O.


Well I'll be dipped! I never realized that either!!
 
2013-01-03 01:25:03 PM
There goes that Living Colour song again ...
 
2013-01-03 01:25:24 PM
Considering what 'Presidential' has come to signify over the last 30 odd years, I'm not that concerned.
 
2013-01-03 01:25:56 PM
President Taft got stuck in his bathtub. Lincoln left a huge mess in his private theater booth. Kennedy did the same in his Presidential limo. So farking unprofessional.
 
2013-01-03 01:26:05 PM
HURRY NOW!! GET THEM WHILE THEY LAST!
occupycorporatism.com
 
2013-01-03 01:26:17 PM
But do they sell this?

inventorspot.com

inventorspot.com

/If not, they should.
//hot
 
2013-01-03 01:26:18 PM
www.mentalfloss.com
 
2013-01-03 01:27:09 PM

Marshall Willenholly: When you say "his souvenir shop" do you mean it's filled with items that Obama personally created or chose? Because according to the article, the shop will be selling inauguration items that tourists love to buy. I'm sure there were plenty of trashy Bush souvenirs that were sold to the mouthbreathing republitards a few years ago.


ronwade.freeservers.com

/hot, a probably won't survive long
//http://ronwade.freeservers.com/B4KInaugural.html
 
2013-01-03 01:27:17 PM

mooseyfate: President Taft got stuck in his bathtub. Lincoln left a huge mess in his private theater booth. Kennedy did the same in his Presidential limo. So farking unprofessional.


In before someone adds Fartbongo to this list.
 
2013-01-03 01:27:49 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

I know for a fact that this nubian is up to no good because my Aunt forwards me the truth.
 
2013-01-03 01:28:18 PM
www.mentalfloss.com
 
2013-01-03 01:29:38 PM
Meanwhile in some third-world hellhole, someone is wearing a Romney-Ryan Inauguration t-shirt
 
2013-01-03 01:30:24 PM
www.lifeisajoke.com
 
2013-01-03 01:30:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-03 01:31:02 PM

ChipNASA: Lemmy Kilmister: smoking, beer guzzling, shirtless on the beach?

still better than the republican retards you've put into office

[moonbattery.com image 500x416]


Clean your bathroom, man. In fact, seriously consider renovating, because, damn.
 
2013-01-03 01:31:02 PM

Bermuda59: Meanwhile in some third-world hellhole Kenya, someone is wearing a Romney-Ryan Inauguration t-shirt

 
2013-01-03 01:31:02 PM

ChiWhiteSox_56: Ecobuckeye: My moment of clarity just arrived. Barrack Obama has a dog named Bo. B. O.

Well I'll be dipped! I never realized that either!!


It was only because of the onesie that said " I (paw print) B O" and I couldn't figure out why the paw print. And then I had a huge moment of durr.

I am a huge Obama supporter, but I do think he's a bit too obsessed with image. And the dogs name, if that's why he chose it, well, that's pretty sad.
 
2013-01-03 01:32:15 PM
pixelated photorealistic

ugh.
 
2013-01-03 01:32:18 PM
So, if it was Romney, he would be "already personally working as a job creator, facilitating commerce, employment and supporting the arts, even before he took the oath"? Keeping America herded into two camps of endlessly divided and subdivided serfs and robber barons, all chasing sketchy IOUs around whilst barking at the other, is sort of the problem.
 
2013-01-03 01:32:24 PM

WordsnCollision: But do they sell this?



inventorspot.com

/If not, they should.
//hot


Took a few link clicks to find out where you can actually order that.
It's a bit more then I want to spend, but it's pretty awesome in a tacky sort of way.

http://store.micgadget.com/action-figures/305-obama-and-bin-laden-fi gu rine.html
 
2013-01-03 01:32:32 PM
I love how the conservatives complain about Obama not being presidential enough in their view, while at the same time they're always bloviating about elitism, and how they want their leaders to be "regular folk" like their neighbors, and making guys like Joe The Plumber the public face of their party. Sarah Palin can "you betcha! [wink!]" at the camera in a farking vice-presidential debate and that's fine because she's so real and folksy and down-to-earth and god love her for it, but Obama takes his shirt off at the farking beach and all of a sudden he doesn't have the gravitas that the office requires.

Goddamn you people are stupid.
 
2013-01-03 01:33:53 PM
Damn it subby why couldn't you have put this up before Christmas or X-mass whatever offends you the most.
My family hates him, and I could have saved lots of shopping time.
 
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