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(YouTube)   'Balloon Boy' dad Richard Heene reveals his newest invention and the depth of his desperation at the same time. Try and guess the price before he announces it   (youtube.com) divider line 103
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2013-01-03 12:20:40 PM
Oh, I don't know...maybe $180?
 
2013-01-03 12:23:46 PM

frieD195: Oh, I don't know...maybe $180?


Sure, but it's valued at $359.99
 
2013-01-03 12:24:08 PM
I was going to go with about tree-fiddy, maybe up to $20.  $180?  Damn he's got some crazy nuts.
 
2013-01-03 12:25:21 PM
I didn't even get a "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"

He obviously didn't graduate from the Iowa Infomercial Institute.
 
2013-01-03 12:28:33 PM
What an asshole.
 
2013-01-03 12:29:34 PM
I'm gonna go with "Not real" on this one.
 
2013-01-03 12:29:44 PM
Your shakedown.

Seems appropriately named.
 
2013-01-03 12:38:16 PM
I don't know what to say.
 
2013-01-03 12:39:19 PM
What a Heene
 
2013-01-03 12:39:26 PM
6 payments of 29.99? Are you kidding me?
also, why does he have no clothes on?
Ewwww
 
2013-01-03 12:39:55 PM
But wait, there's more...
 
2013-01-03 12:51:48 PM
I thought he forfeited his 15 minutes as part of his probabtion.
 
2013-01-03 12:58:45 PM
Let's assume $0.10 of foodstuffs used every time you shake down a bottle.

29.99 x 6 /0.10 = 1,799.4 bottles shaken to break even.

If the average family uses it three times a week, that's 11.53 years.

Who developed this product, the underpants gnomes?
 
2013-01-03 01:02:46 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: What an asshole.


Came to say this, verbatim.
 
2013-01-03 01:07:42 PM
I guessed 30 bucks, and was pleased to see I was right, until I saw those 6 easy payments.  wtf
 
2013-01-03 01:08:23 PM
I'm going to have to assume this is some type of parody without giving it much thought or investigation.

But can you imagine having that thing in your kitchen?

"Oh. What's that weird looking thing that takes up as much space as a couple coffee makers?"

"Oh, that? I use that to get the last little bit of ketchup out of the bottle."

"[head asplode]"
 
2013-01-03 01:15:38 PM

anniesmom:
also, why does he have no clothes on?
Ewwww


Seriously? How old are you? This dude may be a douche but he's less "ewww" looking than that slimy alien in your profile.
 
2013-01-03 01:26:29 PM
But it's made of American steel. American steel. Not Chinese. Not Korean. Not Canadian but American steel. Made from recycled Chinese, Korean and Canadian cars. Buy it now.
 
2013-01-03 01:37:46 PM
American Steel is my porn name.
 
2013-01-03 01:41:14 PM

anniesmom: 6 payments of 29.99? Are you kidding me?
also, why does he have no clothes on?

You guys said that, um, we did this for the show.
 
2013-01-03 01:41:18 PM
"Heavy Duty Restaurant Model"? Really?

So, what I'm curious about is, does he not realize that centripedal force would be much more effective? I'd expected to see a bottle spinner of some form, but the "quick way to break a glass bottle through repeated ass slapping device" just didn't do it.
 
2013-01-03 01:50:08 PM
I am I the only one who thought it resembled an unfinished sex toy?
 
2013-01-03 01:51:06 PM

Slartibeerfest: I am I the only one who thought it resembled an unfinished sex toy?


I've got the weirdest boner right now...
 
2013-01-03 01:56:07 PM

PsyLord: Slartibeerfest: I am I the only one who thought it resembled an unfinished sex toy?

I've got the weirdest boner right now...


Weirdest Boner is my Porn name
 
2013-01-03 01:57:36 PM
I'm sorry, but this guy just cracks me up. He's entertaining. I don't know whether he's serious with this contraption or not, but at least he's playfully tackling something many of us deal with, aggravatingly, all the time. I f-ing hate it when there's more stuff in the damn bottle and I can't get it out!
 
2013-01-03 02:01:47 PM
It's called YourShakeDown. The price seems rather high. Obvious joke isn't obvious enough?
 
2013-01-03 02:06:07 PM
I guessed "Moops."
 
2013-01-03 02:09:50 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: What an asshole.


This.
 
2013-01-03 02:10:53 PM
I bet he masturbates with it.
 
2013-01-03 02:11:42 PM

Ross E. Krushan: anniesmom:
also, why does he have no clothes on?
Ewwww

Seriously? How old are you? This dude may be a douche but he's less "ewww" looking than that slimy alien in your profile.



That man needs to get a Ped egg.
Feet are just not my thing,hence the 'Ewww'.

There is no comparing him to my grandchild at all.
 
2013-01-03 02:14:54 PM
Dude is also having a burger for breakfast, or he just took a lunch shower.
 
2013-01-03 02:16:26 PM
 

JonnyG: I'm going to have to assume this is some type of parody without giving it much thought or investigation.


The website's real. And as a bonus, shipping & handling costs extra. And takes the total cost over $200.
 
2013-01-03 02:18:23 PM
This would make my Shakeweight workouts a lot easier...
 
2013-01-03 02:24:29 PM

branchtroy: PsyLord: Slartibeerfest: I am I the only one who thought it resembled an unfinished sex toy?

I've got the weirdest boner right now...

Weirdest Boner is my Porn name


We should work together.

Sincerely,

American Steel
 
2013-01-03 02:28:42 PM

anniesmom: Ross E. Krushan: anniesmom:
also, why does he have no clothes on?
Ewwww

Seriously? How old are you? This dude may be a douche but he's less "ewww" looking than that slimy alien in your profile.


That man needs to get a Ped egg.
Feet are just not my thing,hence the 'Ewww'.

There is no comparing him to my grandchild at all.


That makes perfect sense! For instance, I like waffles. In the following, I am expressing my feelings about waffles:

Why am I wearing no pants today?
Mmmmm
 
2013-01-03 02:32:23 PM
What, he can't even offer to double the order for only handling charges?

Pass.
 
2013-01-03 02:33:57 PM

Whatthefark: What, he can't even offer to double the order for only handling charges?

Pass.


It's already 50% off. I think you're being unreasonable.
 
2013-01-03 02:42:52 PM

howdoibegin: It's called YourShakeDown. The price seems rather high. Obvious joke isn't obvious enough?


I thought so.
 
2013-01-03 02:56:54 PM
Kinda like Craig Ferguson's call to leave Lindsay Lohan alone, I have no Schadenfreude here. His kids must be tortured at school for people knowing his dad's desperate for work and income to feed them.
 
2013-01-03 03:06:50 PM

sxacho: Whatthefark: What, he can't even offer to double the order for only handling charges?

Pass.

It's already 50% off. I think you're being unreasonable.


You're right, two YourShakeDowns' is one to many for any mortal.

/I wonder if they would throw in a ShamWow.
 
2013-01-03 03:21:21 PM
I think he'd make more money if he made it fleshlight compatible.
 
2013-01-03 03:22:14 PM

Slartibeerfest: I am I the only one who thought it resembled an unfinished sex toy?


I don't think I'd want that thing to smack the hell out of the tip of my dick
 
2013-01-03 03:32:05 PM

FormlessOne: "quick way to break a glass bottle through repeated ass slapping device" just didn't do it.


....go on.

/guess what out of context string of text is your farky label?
 
2013-01-03 03:34:55 PM
I could see a larger version being used in hospitals to replace the need for C sections.
 
2013-01-03 03:39:21 PM
The man is a freaking moran. Watch him hump his Pick Up robot and almost drop a fat chick wearing a playtex brand bra.

It is..... magnificent:

Link
 
2013-01-03 03:45:17 PM

LasersHurt: howdoibegin: It's called YourShakeDown. The price seems rather high. Obvious joke isn't obvious enough?

I thought so.


Actually, I'm quite certain this is a real offer.
 
2013-01-03 03:54:02 PM

minoridiot: I think he'd make more money if he made it fleshlight compatible.


Somehow I think that the thought has already occurred to him.
 
Bf+
2013-01-03 04:07:46 PM
It basically pays for itself in less than... never!
 
2013-01-03 04:07:50 PM
Would have been more entertaining if he stuck his head in there instead. What a farking tool.

/Im guessing like 30 bucks.
// wouldnt give him 3
 
2013-01-03 04:15:04 PM
"Stop throwing money away"? You betcha; I'll just skip buying one of these idiotic things.
 
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