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(BBC)   "Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Facepunch" "Facepunch who?"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 33
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2013-01-03 12:48:03 PM
I hope this soulless hooligan is nabbed and made to receive punches from every one of his victims before he gets his mugshot.
 
2013-01-03 12:54:50 PM
Well, at least it wasn't Land Shark.
 
2013-01-03 12:59:28 PM
This wouldn't have happened if she had arms with the strength of bears.
 
2013-01-03 01:01:06 PM
You keep on knockin but you can't come in WWoooOOOOooOo
 
2013-01-03 01:04:43 PM
So, "Face Punch", huh? You like action movies?
 
2013-01-03 01:05:56 PM
I bet it was Scut Farkus.
 
2013-01-03 01:06:24 PM
Elderly Shropshire woman punched[...]in the face and knocked to the ground by a young man

Police seeking A.E. Houseman to assist with their inquiries.
 
2013-01-03 01:07:43 PM
17:30 = 5:30PM
 
2013-01-03 01:09:10 PM
Okay, subby. I larfed
 
2013-01-03 01:10:39 PM
This is exactly why I don't answer the door.


Or shower.
 
2013-01-03 01:12:40 PM
Purely speculation here, but had the elderly lady been out driving earlier in the day?
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-01-03 01:13:18 PM
She was warned previously, "I'll huff, and I'll puff, then I'll punch your face in!"
 
2013-01-03 01:16:02 PM
Seen fleeing the scene
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2013-01-03 01:22:04 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-03 01:33:19 PM
No description?

Sounds like some St. Louis "youths" or "teens" are on holiday in Britain.
 
2013-01-03 01:34:25 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I bet it was Scut Farkus.


I'm thinking it's the Shropshire Slasher. Go turn yourself in....there's a good chap.
 
2013-01-03 01:36:09 PM

DownDaRiver: 17:30 = 5:30PM


Nothing good comes out of dinner time knock at the door.
 
2013-01-03 01:37:34 PM

Centerpoint: DownDaRiver: 17:30 = 5:30PM

Nothing good comes out of dinner time knock at the door.


People used to borrow ingredients for dinner.
 
2013-01-03 01:40:22 PM
Knock knock!!

Who's there?

Interrupting Completely Uncalled For!

Interrupting Completely Uncalled For wh-*SMACK*
 
2013-01-03 01:52:51 PM

Centerpoint: DownDaRiver: 17:30 = 5:30PM

Nothing good comes out of dinner time knock at the door.


I remember when fistograms came in the morning.
 
2013-01-03 02:11:46 PM
Love the headline, subby. Early contender for the 2013 "context headline" contest.
 
2013-01-03 02:16:16 PM
www.threerivertechreview.com

Police have released a recorded picture of the offender in question
 
2013-01-03 02:19:12 PM

LtDarkstar: So, "Face Punch", huh? You like action movies?


I'm chuckling just thinking about the number jokes Rifftrax got out of that title.
 
2013-01-03 02:26:59 PM
This is what happens when today's youth are deprived of Assault Rifles...
 
2013-01-03 02:27:56 PM
That really is terrible. But there is something a little funny about it. I wonder how many other doors he tried before he got a taker.
 
2013-01-03 02:47:40 PM
Time to arm British old ladies with assault rifles.
 
2013-01-03 03:20:02 PM
Does she look like a dustbin?
 
2013-01-03 03:27:14 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-03 03:56:04 PM

Rufus Lee King: Well, what can you do of an evenin' if you're not allowed to drink in pubs?

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"Z" as in ZAP!!!

/young ones for everything!
 
2013-01-03 04:06:30 PM

God--: [www.threerivertechreview.com image 166x372]

Police have released a recorded picture of the offender in question


Name?

Occupation?
 
2013-01-03 05:15:27 PM
Why ... WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME, Brian Henderson of 12 Maple Lane?!

/ Northing's obscure on fark.
 
2013-01-03 05:53:53 PM
John Duncan looks on with disapproval...

/ (nothing's obscure on fark, pt 2.)
 
2013-01-03 08:54:24 PM

Sim Tree: Why ... WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME, Brian Henderson of 12 Maple Lane?!

/ Northing's obscure on fark.


Wilson!
 
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