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2013-01-03 06:15:00 PM
Funny ass comments from Bourdain

However, Freddy does eventually hook up with Carly, and especially, Sam.

Damn, those Jennette McCurdy photos are melting me like a light saber. The real win in any iCarly themed thread. Hope we get more when her new show comes out
 
2013-01-03 06:18:50 PM

Summoner101: Fortunately, I don't find the need to sympathize with his politics to appreciate his knowledge of food and his ability to teach. Also, he mentions trying to get into the Ebook biz, but I haven't followed him closely enough to find out where that went.


I dont' find the need to sympathize with his politics either (and really don't much care).  I am turned off by him being a dick about it.  And being a fundie flies in the face of his methods on teaching and exploring food.
 
2013-01-03 06:53:53 PM

Mr. Holmes: Anthony Bourdain: Anthony Bourdain doesn't do what Anthony Bourdain does for Anthony Bourdain. Anthony Bourdain does what Anthony Bourdain does because Anthony Bourdain is Anthony Bourdain!

//linksies


Oh, the white Tyler Perry.
 
2013-01-03 07:35:41 PM

pute kisses like a man: what's going on in here?


4chan
 
2013-01-03 07:58:49 PM

Insane_Cellist: The only part of iCarly that I care about

[images.g2i.us image 500x750]


You might like her facebook then

Link

Especially since she posted photos like this
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-03 08:14:30 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Insane_Cellist: The only part of iCarly that I care about

[images.g2i.us image 363x512]


images.fansshare.com

/Guest star, so doesn't really count.
//Don't care
 
2013-01-03 08:18:47 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: Insane_Cellist: The only part of iCarly that I care about

[images.g2i.us image 500x750]

You might like her facebook then

Link

Especially since she posted photos like this
[i.imgur.com image 682x727]


Damn...I mean, damn.
 
2013-01-03 08:35:07 PM

Drakuun: If by fark up, you mean an 'Arts Major'


No, he's an artist. He already has a college degree. He went to law school for 3 days, too.
 
2013-01-03 08:36:04 PM

mitchcumstein1: TheGhostofFarkPast: Insane_Cellist: The only part of iCarly that I care about

[images.g2i.us image 500x750]

You might like her facebook then

Link

Especially since she posted photos like this
[i.imgur.com image 682x727]

Damn...I mean, damn.


Get your excuse for why you've Liked Jennette McCurdy's page locked and loaded now.

/Wow she is a big time "Tell me how beautiful I am" Facebook user
 
2013-01-03 08:42:09 PM

jayhawk88: mitchcumstein1: TheGhostofFarkPast: Insane_Cellist: The only part of iCarly that I care about

[images.g2i.us image 500x750]

You might like her facebook then

Link

Especially since she posted photos like this
[i.imgur.com image 682x727]

Damn...I mean, damn.

Get your excuse for why you've Liked Jennette McCurdy's page locked and loaded now.

/Wow she is a big time "Tell me how beautiful I am" Facebook user


"I like her page because I'm hoping she posts more pictures of her ass." Most people who know me will just accept that and just move on.

And she does need some validation pretty badly it looks like.
 
2013-01-03 08:43:02 PM
Oh, and I'm just going to go ahead and say that there are nude pictures or a sex tape out there somewhere of that girl, and when they come out, I will look at them.

I don't even give a fark.
 
2013-01-03 09:01:44 PM
So, what you people are saying is that I should write iCarly lesbian pornographic fan-fiction and become the next twilight?

is that what you people want?


/it's what I kinda want
 
2013-01-03 09:22:00 PM

Omahawg: So, what you people are saying is that I should write iCarly lesbian pornographic fan-fiction and become the next twilightFifty Shades of Gray?

is that what you people want?


/it's what I kinda want


FTFY and yes
 
2013-01-03 09:22:19 PM

Omahawg: So, what you people are saying is that I should write iCarly lesbian pornographic fan-fiction and become the next twilight?

is that what you people want?


/it's what I kinda want


According to TVTropes, it's probably the most popular fan-product of the show already.
 
2013-01-03 10:01:17 PM

eagles95: Champion of the Sun: I'm curious why the show Marvin Marvin doesn't have a big backlash against it. I've only seen previews, but apparently it's a Mork and Mindy rip off, where Mork is every negative gay stereotype turned up to eleven. Kids are too young for the live action shows, but plenty of Nick cartoons in my house.


I survived 5min into that show...my son lasted 3min. I couldn't find the remote for 2min. DarkPascual: I've seen iCarly and Victorious due my cousins staying in my house from time to time... Not hideous shows but certainly I'm not the target audience, so any opinion about the content is pointless coming from me...

However, both Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande are REALLY hot, in my opinion...

/i>

True....but Jade is hotter


This.

/in love with Liz Gillies
 
2013-01-03 10:47:15 PM

SavageWombat: Omahawg: So, what you people are saying is that I should write iCarly lesbian pornographic fan-fiction and become the next twilight?

is that what you people want?


/it's what I kinda want

According to TVTropes, it's probably the most popular fan-product of the show already.


Say what you will, but Sam's entire personality makes perfect sense the moment you realize she's a closeted lesbian and completely in love with Carly.

/may or may not have read some iCarly fanfiction.
//see "demondreaming"
///guilty pleasures, etc.
 
2013-01-03 10:56:39 PM

jayhawk88: mitchcumstein1: TheGhostofFarkPast: Insane_Cellist: The only part of iCarly that I care about

[images.g2i.us image 500x750]

You might like her facebook then

Link

Especially since she posted photos like this
[i.imgur.com image 682x727]

Damn...I mean, damn.

Get your excuse for why you've Liked Jennette McCurdy's page locked and loaded now.

/Wow she is a big time "Tell me how beautiful I am" Facebook user


And???? That is one solidly packed Munchkin...
 
2013-01-03 11:23:32 PM
On a tangentially related note, is the pink haired chick from LazyTown legal yet?

/and is she a natural pink?
//I will be in hell with Robbie Rotten
 
2013-01-03 11:33:39 PM
Julianna Rose Mauriello
Julianna Rose Mauriello

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: On a tangentially related note, is the pink haired chick from LazyTown legal yet?

/and is she a natural pink?
//I will be in hell with Robbie Rotten

She is 20, so, yes.
 
2013-01-04 12:37:09 AM

gingerjet: Summoner101: Thin Alton. Like he mentions, I always got the feeling that Food Network just utilized him in a different way after Good Eats. His Good Eats episodes after he lost the weight still had the same geeky charm to them. It's the Iron Chef/Next Food Network Star runs where he comes off as a dick.

The problem I have is that he has turned into a Food Network whore whereas he could do much more interesting things if he wanted.  And the guy is a bible thumper who has made inappropriate comments on certain political topics during his book tours (most notably on gay marriage in Iowa). I've soured on him a great deal.


wait a minute, Alton Brown isn't gay?
 
2013-01-04 12:38:30 AM
On a tangentially related note, I recently found out I am not too old to appreciate Skins.

/it's borderline, though
 
2013-01-04 02:40:50 AM

nburghmatt: gingerjet: Summoner101: Thin Alton. Like he mentions, I always got the feeling that Food Network just utilized him in a different way after Good Eats. His Good Eats episodes after he lost the weight still had the same geeky charm to them. It's the Iron Chef/Next Food Network Star runs where he comes off as a dick.

The problem I have is that he has turned into a Food Network whore whereas he could do much more interesting things if he wanted.  And the guy is a bible thumper who has made inappropriate comments on certain political topics during his book tours (most notably on gay marriage in Iowa). I've soured on him a great deal.

wait a minute, Alton Brown isn't gay?


As someone mentioned in the thread farther down the page, "Gay or Southern?" is the low rent version of "Gay or British?" Alton Brown is just southern.
 
2013-01-04 02:57:42 AM
Victoria Justice is the reason they make tissues with lotion

girls.geekrevolt.com

... so you don't have to buy both!
 
2013-01-04 06:11:03 AM
I have no kids, and my niece and nephew are too young for these shows. So I have no excuse to watch.
 
2013-01-04 07:57:48 AM
I enjoyed No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain based completely on the level of suffering an episode exhibits. He's an entertaining whiner. He's annoying when he's pleased, especially if he's pleased with himself. He's becoming as big a quote whore as Bono.

Anthony Bourdain is among a select group of celebrities and artists I would watch or read their product, but wouldn't want to hang out with for more than a quick elevator ride. He joins Bill Maher, Penn Jillette, Neil Young, Hunter Thompson when he was drawing breath on a regular basis, and a few others.

Eric Ripert? I could hang with that guy.

Now back to the hotties.

www.teenidols4you.com

If I only ask for head, does that mean I love her for her mind?

/Cosgrove is cute, but half the pics of her make me think 'Love that Joker!'
 
2013-01-04 08:04:52 AM
Well I'll be watching this show with my pants off now.
 
2013-01-04 09:25:28 AM

Dahnkster: Victoria Justice is the reason they make tissues with lotion

[girls.geekrevolt.com image 733x1100]

... so you don't have to buy both!


VIctoria Justice is a lovely young woman.

When I'm forced to endure one of these shows somewhere (usually when I'm at the home of someone who has kids) I try to imagine what they would be like if you removed the laugh track. Since the cast are young adults playing teens, I always imagine them taking breaks with the rest of the crew, smoking cigarettes and swapping stories drinking stories.
 
2013-01-04 09:36:27 AM

Repo Man: Dahnkster: Victoria Justice is the reason they make tissues with lotion

[girls.geekrevolt.com image 733x1100]

... so you don't have to buy both!

VIctoria Justice is a lovely young woman.

When I'm forced to endure one of these shows somewhere (usually when I'm at the home of someone who has kids) I try to imagine what they would be like if you removed the laugh track. Since the cast are young adults playing teens, I always imagine them taking breaks with the rest of the crew, smoking cigarettes and swapping stories drinking stories.


I will say the iCarly crew works well together and the scripts aren't total tripe. On that basis alone, it is better than 75% of mainline sitcoms. But it isn't really adult entertainment.
 
2013-01-04 09:36:54 AM
Must touch hiney!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-04 12:19:58 PM

Omahawg: So, what you people are saying is that I should write iCarly lesbian pornographic fan-fiction and become the next twilight?

is that what you people want?


/it's what I kinda want


It's already out there. Go to asstr.org's Kristen Archives and hit up the celebrity category. I've read at least one on that site.

/hubby and I have a thing for Jeannette too
 
2013-01-04 12:30:12 PM

Repo Man: Since the cast are young adults playing teens


Not really. They were more or less the age of their characters at the start of their series, for both shows.
 
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